109 Tong Guan bribed Lin Laodao

As soon as the emperor walked forward, Tong Guan led a small team of people into the back door of Sanqingguan. Ten large boxes of swallow wings are lined up, the white is silver, the yellow is gold, the red is gemstone, and the green is jade......

"Master Tong, I'm useless!" Although Lin Lingsu was holding his body, his mouth was already happy.

"It's a little meaning, honor the old gods, and buy some fresh fruits for the little ones to eat." Tong Guan also laughed.

The two entered the secret room hand in hand, the little Taoist priest closed the door, and the two sat down casually.

"Don't you want to ask the old man to grow the little toys below?" Lin Lingsu has a very strong relationship with Tong Guan, so he often jokes in private.

"I don't dare to think about it, wait for the next life!" Tong Guan waved his hand again and again.

"I've heard people say a long time ago, you are a fake purification, that thing has all the mustaches and tails, and you won't delay anything."

", it's!"

Lin Lingsu really didn't believe that Tong Guan was a real eunuch. Because this guy is burly, with a beard under his cheeks, and his skin and bones are as hard as iron, he does not look like a eunuch at all.

"Old immortal, I only became an adult. Therefore, it doesn't feel like the real one. Himself, wielding a knife from the palace. Tong Guan gritted his teeth and said.

"Then you're really ruthless!" Lin Lingsu gave a thumbs up, "You are a good man, why do you want to make yourself neither male nor female?" “

"If you want to achieve great things, you have to be ruthless. Old immortal, didn't you also become an immortal after ruining half of your face?! “

"Yes! Otherwise, I wouldn't have felt so close to you the first time I saw you! Speaking of which, none of us are lucky, and we are all lucky. Say, what do you want me to do with such a big amount of money this time? ”

Tong Guan stood up, walked around twice, sighed and said, "Recently, my life has not been easy!" took back the sixteen states of Yanyun, not only did he not become the king, but he was almost punished by the Daojun. I can't swallow this breath! ”

"You're so bold!" Lin Lingsu smiled while pointing at Tong Guan, "Is Jin Bing easy to borrow?" ”

"Why, Daojun also told you about this."

"We never talk about state affairs together, we only talk about how to become immortals. - Don't look at me far away from Tokyo, there's really nothing I don't know. ”

"You're an old immortal, you'll count."

"When real people don't tell lies, it's all a trick to fool children."

The two laughed.

Tong Guan grabbed Lin Lingsu's hand and shook it and said, "My greatest wish in this life is to be crowned king!" As long as you can be crowned king, go up to the sword mountain, and go down to the sea of fire, your eyebrows will not wrinkle. ”

Lin Lingsu withdrew his hand, patted the other party's shoulder, and said with a smile: "I understand, I understand, can I still not understand the mind of Master Tong?" I don't even understand this, what kind of iron buddies are we? However, the matter of sealing the king cannot be rushed. You know, people with foreign surnames are kings, and there are few people who eat good fruits in history. What if Han sealed the king of Qi? In the end, none of the descendants of the clan were left behind. ”

Tong Guanyi gritted his teeth and said: "After I die, I am afraid of a monstrous flood, and I have no descendants anyway." - I'm in charge of my life! ”

"Don't mention the matter of collecting the sixteen states of Yanyun in the future. You have to make new contributions before you can be crowned king. ”

"What new achievements are you making?"

"As far as I know, it's not very peaceful in the south."

"Tian Qing and Wang Hu both let me be flattened."

"But there's another Fang La!"

"Fang La is difficult to support alone, and it is not difficult to level him."

"As far as I know, Fang Lake is a hard bone, and it is not easy to eat him. One day, you can lead Song Jiang and them to destroy Fang La, and at that time, hahaha......"

Tong Guan rubbed his hands and said, "Old immortal, this move is high!" Kill three birds with one stone! These things should be considered in the long run. But there is a tricky matter right now, and the old fairy has to come forward to settle it. ”

Lin Lingsu sat down, took a sip of tea, and said, "You guys are making a big fuss this time, dare to touch the tiger's buttocks, and the holy woman also dares to move?!" Isn't this looking for death!? ”

"We were also forced to have no choice but to make this risky move. Lord Cai, Lord Gao, let me ask the old fairy on my behalf! After the deed is completed, there is also a generous gift to respect the old gods. ”

"Master Tong, Daojun's family affairs, I can't mix it up."

"Old Immortal, in this world, only you can say Dao Jun!"

"I can see that this time Daojun does not like this Concubine Wude in general, but relies on it. I can't move, I can't move! ”

"It's already moved, give up halfway, we only have a dead end!"

"That's your business, it's none of my business!"

Lin Lingsu closed his eyes slightly, leaned back in his chair and pretended to sleep.

"Do you know what this Concubine Wude is from?" Tong Guan asked without hurry.

"I heard that it is the most beautiful of the three women in Liangshan 108, and her kung fu is good immediately!" Lin Lingsu's eyes were still closed.

"This woman is not only good at right away, but even better at bed!!"

"Which woman wants to be fascinated by the emperor, can her kung fu in bed be bad?"

"Do you know her name?"

"Isn't it just Hu Sanniang!"

"Actually, Hu Sanniang is just her milk name, and her big name is Hu Cao."

"Passport - does she want to go abroad?"

"It's not that passport. The surname Hu is Hu, and Wu Cao's 曌. ”

Lin Lingsu opened his big eyes, his eyes were round, and there were words in his mouth: "Hu Cao, Wu Cao; Wu Cao, Hu Cao......"

Tong Guan patted the chair and said, "This woman is very ambitious, she wants to be the queen, and she wants to be the queen like Wu Zetian." Wu Cao claimed to be the reincarnation of Maitreya Buddha, and this Hu Cao claimed to be the reincarnation of Wu Zetian. If, one day, if this woman is on the throne, it will be a great disadvantage to the old fairy. She does not believe in Taoism, only Buddhism. "Diamond Sutra", "Heart Sutra" and "Altar Sutra" are well memorized. But the Tao Te Ching (Lao Tzu? The Nanhua Jing (Zhuangzi) is hated to the bone. Once this girl takes power, she will deal a fatal blow to Taoism, and she will be much more ruthless than the prince! ”

Tong Guan can really talk nonsense.

As soon as Lin Lingsu was excited, the prince didn't like Taoism back then, but fortunately, the emperor liked it. That contest almost fell in the footsteps. This Hu Cao really became a queen, and even became an empress, but for us bull-nosed veterans, there is no good fruit to eat.

From Buddhism to the east, day by day uphill. But although Taoism is said to be a native plaything, it always goes downhill. The monks from afar will chant the scriptures, and the Taoist priests in front of the house will hum blindly, and the common people will say so. If Taoism did not have the support of the court, we, the old Taoists, would have been led away by the stinky monks a long time ago, and maybe we would be turned bald......

"Master Tong, I would like to go out of the mountain for your old friend!" Lin Lingsu stood up.

"Old fairy, that's right. I, Lord Cai, Lord Gao, even the emperor will be grateful to you! - Please! Tong Guan took Lin Lingsu's hand and walked out.

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