110 spirit elements curse the female calamity

The emperor and his entourage were in a hurry, but the speed was not fast. The emperor and the queen are both sitting in a sedan chair, the score is large, the honor guard is long, and there are many people along the road to see the excitement, which is faster than a snail. I walked for an hour, but I walked more than ten miles. The guard of honor suddenly stopped, and the emperor's palanquin also hovered. The sedan drivers stood firmly, and the sedan pole did not lower their shoulders.

The eunuch Xiao Shunzi hurriedly ran to the front, and after a while, turned back again.

"Little Shunzi, what's going on?" The emperor asked in the sedan chair.

"Your Majesty, that's the case." Xiao Shunzi said sharply, "There is a Taoist leader, wearing a hat, and he can't see what he looks like. Riding a green ox, he said that he came from Hangu Pass, and he had to see the emperor. ”

"What's the weather like outside right now?"

"The sun sets."

"Please, it must be a master!"

The emperor gave an order, and quickly invited the Taoist chief to the sedan chair. The emperor lifted the sedan curtain, and the old way also removed the hat, which turned out to be an old acquaintance. One is the Daojun Emperor, and the other is Lin Lingsu, the Taoist of the Sanqing Temple.

"Daojun, this is not the place to speak, there is a Yunding Temple less than a mile away from here, and I have something big to report there." Lin Lingsu had a serious face.

"Good! Hurry up and get on the sedan chair! The rest stood by ...... "The emperor gave an order.

A sedan chair carried two people and set off towards Genting Guan, following only Xiao Shunzi and a few guards. Not much later, I came to Genting View. The name of Genting View is quite atmospheric, but it is a small view, built on a small dirt mountain. Dao Chang is an apprentice of Lin Lingsu. The two climbed to the top and watched the scenery on a platform for a while.

"The Taoist is from Hangu Pass?" The emperor asked.

"Yes, I just got back from there." Lin Lingsu said ashamedly, "I met with the 'Taishang Laojun Mixed Yuan Shangde Emperor' (that is, Lao Tzu). The old immortal told me that something big was going to happen. So he lent me the green ox as a mount, and a gust of wind blew here. ”

"What advice does Taishang Laojun have?"

"For a while, we'll watch the sky."

The emperor looked forward to the sky getting dark quickly, and he was anxious for a long time before night fell. A piece of starlight, exceptionally brilliant.

Lin Lingsu cast a spell and read words, and after a while, the emperor seemed to be hypnotized, half-asleep.

"Daojun, look at the Big Dipper, is there anything unusual?" Lin Lingsu pointed to the stars and said.

"It doesn't seem to be anything out of the ordinary!" The emperor tilted his neck and looked at it for a long time, but found nothing abnormal.

"Tianshu, Tianxuan, Tianji, and Tianquan are the leaders; Yuheng, Kaiyang, and Yaoguang become bucket handles for the scoop. Tonight, the celestial star emitted a thief's light, which is a bad omen. Daojun, if you take a closer look, is the light of the Heavenly Power Star different from the past? ”

The emperor changed his angle and stared at Tianquan for a long time, because he was hinted at by Lin Laodao just now, he felt that the light of Tianquan Star had indeed changed, and nodded and said: "Tonight, the light emitted by Tianquan Star is indeed a bit of a thief. - Why is that? ”

"That thief light didn't come from Tianquan Xing himself." Lin Lingsu pretended to be mysterious.

"Didn't you send it yourself, or did it come from some other star?"

"Of course. The thief star invades the heavenly power, and Ziwei will have a hard time! ”

The emperor was taken aback when he heard Lao Dao say this.

Violet Microstar is the North Star, which is famous all over the world. In ancient China, it was regarded as the star of the emperor and known as the lord of the number of buckets. The Big Dipper revolves around its four seasons. If the sky is compared to a funnel, then Zi Weixing is the top of this funnel. Whoever goes down to earth with Ziweixing on his head can be the emperor.

Coincidentally, a meteor streaked across the sky, and the light flashed and disappeared.

"The thief light on the Tianquan Star is emitted by this string of meteors." Lin Lingsu climbed up the pole.

"Who can this meteor become?" The emperor asked.

"In front of Daojun, Lao Dao doesn't dare to talk nonsense——"

"Daojun forgives you for your innocence. Now just the two of us, you can say whatever you want! ”

Lin Lingsu walked around twice on the top of the temple and said, "I want to do it, Daojun listens carefully and looks carefully." There will definitely be something to gain. ”

The emperor immediately cheered up and said, "Please do it quickly!" ”

Lin Lingsu walked while chanting words. Suddenly, a flame erupted from his mouth. In the air, it was as if a woman was making a sound.

"Do you hear what it is?" Lao Dao asked.

"It's a woman's voice, but I don't hear what it's saying." Daojun stunned his ears again.

Lin Lingsu spat out again, and the voice became clear.

"Did you hear me this time?"

"I hear you."

"What are you talking about?"

"'I'm who I am, different fireworks.'" ”

"Yes, that's what I said. I am who I am, a different fireworks. The thief star not only shines, but also speaks...... The catastrophe is coming!! ”

The emperor's sweat came down, and he asked in a trembling voice: "Who made this voice, who made this sound?" ”

Lin Lingsu seduced and said, "Daojun, don't worry about the voice first." If you look at Zi MSI again, isn't it a little green? ”

"It's a little, slightly green! - Why is that? ”

"'I'm who I am, different fireworks!' - Why is this fireworks different? There are women around Daojun who don't abide by women's morals. ”

"Who? Which mean woman is it? ”

"Old Dao, let's keep some morality, I can't say it!"

"Say!"

"She is your favorite concubine Wude now."

After circumnavigating the circumference of the earth, Lin Laodao finally pointed out who that woman was.

"No, I've always been very good to Concubine Wude!" The emperor still shook his head.

"Is Tang Gaozong very bad with Wu Zetian? She's got a lot of faces! What monk Zhang Xiaobao, imperial physician Shen Nanxuan, and the beautiful Zhang brothers ......" Lin Lao Dao told the story.

"Say no more!" The emperor was very painful in his heart, "Could it be that Concubine Wude is really a disaster star?" ”

"It's not just a calamity, it's a big calamity. If this woman is not removed, the prince and grandson will not escape. How many descendants of the Li family did Wu Cao kill!? The lessons of history are written in blood!! ”

Zhao Ji's legs were weak and he sat on the ground.

"Daojun, bear with the pain and cut your love! Two-legged toads are hard to find, two-legged women have! Lin Laodao further said.

"The Jiangshan of the Great Song Dynasty will always be surnamed Zhao, and he will not be surnamed Hu! - The Scourge Stars Will Be Eliminated! The emperor slapped his thigh.

Lin Lingsu laughed secretly, and the performance was a complete success.

Some people may ask, is Zhao Ji a fool? He also believes nonsense!

Zhao Ji's IQ is not bad, but he is obsessed with the devil and believes everything. This Lin Laodao knows some magic tricks, and spitting fire in his mouth is his trick one. The woman's voice was originally made by a parrot, but it was not very clear, so she simply pretended to be a woman.

In the Song Dynasty, science and technology were still relatively developed, but they were still far from contemporary times. Science is so advanced today that there are also many people who want to believe in supernatural powers. The "masters" sang and I appeared one by one, not only to cheat the RMB, but also to cheat the US dollar!

Zhao Ji's IQ became a three-year-old child, Hu Sanniang was unlucky, and since then, she has embarked on the road of escape.

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