Chapter 35 Fighting the Landlord

"Bold!"

Li Shimin's face turned pale.

Cheng Chuliang, Cheng Chuliang, Lao Tzu asked you to come to relieve the emperor's boredom, not to let you add to the blockage, are you fucking trying to make trouble!

Dare to scold my father for not being human, so bold, do you really think that Lao Tzu can't bear to kill you! forced Lao Tzu to be in a hurry, Lao Tzu even dared to kill his own brothers!

Empress Eldest Sun's face turned pale, and she couldn't wait to give Cheng Chu two slaps now.

Is this what a junior should say? It's too uneducated, and my father-in-law must be very angry, should I show it?

Li Chengqian was stunned, those who used to scold the emperor's grandfather in public, the grass on the grave was already tall and tall, and Cheng Chuliang wanted to hang it! Do you want to send a letter to the Gazette of the host country in advance?

The eunuchs and palace maids in the palace were even more frightened, they had seen those who died, but they had never seen such deaths, they could have a premonition that Cheng Chuliang would soon be splashed with blood on the spot.

Li Yuan's lips moved, he didn't have a seizure, he just quietly watched Cheng Chuliang die.

Cheng Chuliang looked fearless, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he continued very calmly: "The Nine Heavens Immortal Venerable descended to the mortal dust. ”

Whew-

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Li Yuan is not a human, it turns out that he is an immortal, can you read it in one go!

The tense and eerie atmosphere suddenly vanished.

It turned out that he was doing foreshadowing, and he was really scared to death just now.

Li Shimin and Empress Changsun's facial muscles relaxed a lot, but their faces were still ugly.

Cheng Chuliang, this kid, is really capricious, you should at least say hello to us in advance, so that we can be mentally prepared.

This kid just doesn't clean up.

Cheng Chuliang secretly glanced at Li Shimin, and sure enough, the most unreliable person was Li Shimin, who just said that he wanted to kill me, hmph, buddy, scare and scare you again.

"Raising a son will be a thief ......"

Li Shimin finally couldn't bear it anymore, "Don't go too far, you kid, this is a big crime of disrespect!" ”

His father was scolded, and the filial Li Chengqian immediately put aside his brotherhood, pointed at Cheng Chuliang's nose and said: "Liangzi, I want you to immediately ask your father for guilt, now, immediately, immediately!" ”

Li Yuan was still light and light, and turned his head to look at his son and grandson meaningfully, "What's the hurry, listen to him finish speaking!" ”

Young people are young people, there is no qualitative at all, you look at me, I am very calm, didn't this kid scold me just now, what did I say? I guessed that there must be a reversal below.

"Steal the peach and offer it to my father!"

Finally finished reading the damn poem.

The phrase "accompanying the king is like accompanying the tiger", Cheng Chuliang only saw it in books before, and he couldn't understand the bitterness behind the words at all, but now standing in front of the two emperors, he can be regarded as completely aware of it.

If you don't agree, you will have your head cut off, and no matter how strong your heart is, you can't stand it.

Li Yuan stood up, walked up to Cheng Chuliang, patted him on the shoulder, and smiled, "How talented are you kid, I heard that you are an immortal's apprentice?" ”

Cheng Chuliang hurriedly explained: "Emperor Taishang, not an immortal, my master Xu Zhicai is not an immortal, he is a divine doctor!" ”

Do you want to live forever and go crazy, there are bullshit immortals in this world.

Which bastard said I went to the fairy world? Wouldn't that hurt buddy!

"Xu Zhicai, I have heard that the famous doctor of the former Qi Dynasty has to be one hundred and twenty or thirty years old now, can he live at such an age, and he can still take you to the fairy world, what is not an immortal?"

The more the description gets darker, the more the explanation becomes, the more suspicious he becomes, and Cheng Chuliang wants to cry without tears.

"It is a blessing for you to be chosen by the immortals." When Li Yuan said this, his eyes were full of envy.

"What good things you've brought from there, take them out and show them to me!"

Everyone looked forward to Cheng Chuliang, after all, everyone yearns for immortals.

"The minister heard that the Emperor Taishang has been depressed recently, so he specially brought a deck of playing cards to relieve the emperor's worries."

After that, Cheng Chuliang took out the deck of playing cards from his arms.

"This thing is called poker, it is the plaything of the world that the master took me to, it seems simple, but it hides great wisdom, I wonder if the emperor dares to play with his ministers?"

Li Yuan sneered, "Why don't you dare, I want to command a million male soldiers back then...... Forget it, don't mention the previous things, how to play this thing? ”

"I heard that the Emperor Taishang has a lot of gold, and today the minister brought ten taels of gold, and he dared to compete with the Emperor!"

As soon as she heard that she wanted to gamble money, Empress Changsun felt that it was inappropriate, how could such a ruinous thing be brought into the palace?

She was about to step forward to speak, but was stopped by Li Shimin and motioned for her to take a look first.

"Boy, if you have any means, let me see what the immortal apprentice is capable of!"

Li Yuan, Cheng Chuliang, and Li Chengqian, the three of them sat on the sofa and set up a formation, while Li Shimin and Empress Changsun stood behind them and watched the battle.

Cheng Chuliang introduced them to the rules of playing cards and fighting landlords, and Li Yuan couldn't wait to start, "Don't ink, such simple rules, see how I grab the landlord and clean you up!" ”

At the beginning, Cheng Chuliang took advantage of the opportunity of the local lord to kill all sides.

But after Li Yuan was completely familiar with the rules, it became his world.

Li Yuan held the cards in his hand, his expression was as flat as water, and he couldn't guess the quality of his cards at all.

Cheng Chuliang suddenly realized that people who are good at scheming are all old foxes, and when they play poker, they must be able to catch them.

The more Li Yuan remained silent, the more Li Chengqian did not dare to play his cards, and as a result, with the help of this pig teammate, Cheng Chuliang's ten taels of gold were quickly lost.

Li Shimin couldn't stand it anymore, so he pulled Cheng Chuliang away, sat down at the table by himself, and Li Chengqian obediently gave up his seat to Empress Eldest Sun.

Li Yuan has never been happier than he is today.

"Second child, daughter-in-law, as the saying goes, there is no father and son in the casino, and you are welcome."

Cheng Chuliang stood aside, wanting to help Li Yuan look at the cards, but he was disgusted by Li Yuan, "Get out of the way, I haven't played well yet, dog-headed military advisor." ”

Cheng Chuliang was very injured and ran behind Li Shimin again, only to be hit again.

Li Shimin also said angrily: "Go in a flash, I will fight myself!" ”

It's over, and I can't play happily together anymore.

Cheng Chuliang saw the true face of the Li family clearly, and he sadly wandered around Daxing Palace.

Li Chengqian sympathized with him and chased after him.

"Cheng Qian, your imperial grandfather doesn't lack anything, but he's too lonely."

"Ryoko, don't be kidding, there are so many beauties here, how can the imperial grandfather be lonely?"

When Li Chengqian spoke, his eyes kept staring at a big-breasted palace maid, and he flowed out.

Cheng Chuliang has reason to believe that if this guy becomes the emperor in the future, he will definitely collect beauties from all over the world, and then continue to ravage and cultivate.

"Okay, I won't tell you, the street drums are about to sound, I have to hurry home for dinner, I have something important to do tomorrow."

When it came to eating, Li Chengqian's eyes lit up, and he wanted to follow, but unfortunately he couldn't leave the palace at night.

Although Gao Erniang helped him train a cook, the meals he cooked were always poor, not as fragrant as the Cheng family.

Li Chengqian glanced back at his grandfather and parents, who were fighting hotly, shook his head, and left.

It is said that that night, Li Shimin and his wife played cards with Li Yuan for a long time, and they also talked a lot about Li Shimin's childhood.