Cheng Chuliang has never been so formal as he is today.

Anyway, if he was allowed to wear this wide and gorgeous dress, he would definitely not be able to wear it.

Wearing a crown of hair on his head is like an apple on his head, which is very uncomfortable.

The Emperor Taishang announced that he had entered the palace, which frightened Cheng Chuliang.

Isn't it good to obediently exhaust yourself on a woman's belly, and we don't know each other, what are you looking for me?

As soon as the eunuch left, Li Chengqian jumped to the Suguo Mansion again.

He is very self-aware, he has been included in the list of persona non grata in the Suguo Mansion, but he is as cheeky as ever to have nothing to do, not for anything else, just to eat.

Li Chengqian brought Li Shimin's message, saying that the Emperor Taishang was in a bad mood, so let Cheng Chuliang find something novel to make the Emperor happy, otherwise Cheng Chuliang would not be spared.

Cheng Chuliang scoffed at this.

Why is your dad unhappy? Don't you have a count in your own mind? It's not because you killed Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji and threw him off the throne!

Why should I wipe your ass for what you caused yourself? Are all emperors so domineering?

Cheng Chuliang only has one hour to prepare.

Li Shimin gave himself a problem.

What can make a plaything staggering?

Judging from Cheng Chuliang's personal experience, there is nothing more than games, such as eating chicken, but this was unrealistic in the Tang Dynasty.

He lay on the sofa, pondered for a while, and suddenly remembered the scene when he was a child, during the winter and summer vacations......

Pregnant!

Cheng Chuliang jumped up from the sofa and was about to go out, but found that Li Chengqian was twisting and pinching, looking very embarrassed to open his mouth.

"What's wrong with you?"

"Ryoko, I haven't eaten yet, can I ......"

"Can't!" Cheng Chuliang said it categorically.

I know that your kid is not well-intentioned, today is your grandfather's birthday, and there are delicious foods in the palace, besides, you have trained a cook, you still have to come to my house to eat and drink, do you want Bilian?

But Li Chengqian's stomach was rumbling, no matter how lacking he really was.

"There are still some egg noodles in the kitchen, you go to Gao Erniang by yourself and let her eat it for you."

Cheng opened his mouth, Li Chengqian swished towards the kitchen, and disappeared in the blink of an eye, more familiar than going to the kitchen of his East Palace.

Cheng Chuliang shook his head and reflected on himself, he was still too simple and kind.

didn't have time to complain, so he told Laifu to go to Dongshi to buy some cardboard, and asked the housekeeper Cheng Dong to find a craftsman who made shadow puppets.

Cheng Chuliang drew the style of hearts, squares, plum blossoms, and spades for the craftsman on the paper, and as for the patterns of J, Q, and K, they changed to the appearance of captains, generals, and marshals, anyway, Li Yuan and they didn't understand.

The craftsman's craftsmanship is really not covered, according to Cheng Chuliang's requirements, and soon a deck of playing cards came out.

Li Chengqian was watching from the sidelines, and he didn't understand what the more than 50 pieces of cardboard in Cheng Chuliang's hand were for, and he didn't know any of the symbols on them.

Let Cheng Dong temporarily make up the number of people, and under the guidance of Cheng Chuliang, the three of them played the landlord.

Chinese are really born to play poker talents, touch cards, play cards, it doesn't take a few hands, the rules are all mastered.

It's just that Cheng Dong is very disappointed, whoever is with him will definitely lose, whether Cheng Chuliang or Li Chengqian is the local master, he doesn't dare to play a good card in his hand, so angry that Li Chengqian wants to kill.

"Do you have a raw monkey with the bomb in your hand?"

……

The time to enter the palace is approaching, and Li Chengqian, who lost three hundred and fifty copper coins, returns to reason.

"Ryoko, I'm a little addicted, what if Grandpa Huang can't resist the temptation?"

Addiction is right, in the era of lack of amateur life, a deck of playing cards was enough to make the ancients crazy.

"Your Majesty has ordered, everything is aimed at the happiness of the Emperor, and I have to make the Emperor addicted, so that I can live up to Your Majesty's trust."

Cheng Chuliang said righteously and awe-inspiringly, and Li Chengqian was stunned when he heard it.

There is no one who can say that the harmful plaything is so fresh and refined.

Cheng Chuliang smiled gloomily, "I heard that Your Majesty has given the Emperor a lot of money, and in a while, our brothers will accompany the Emperor to relieve their boredom!" ”

Accompanied by Li Chengqian, Cheng Chuliang swaggered into the palace.

The guide eunuch saw him looking around, rude, and reminded him several times, his throat was about to burst, but Cheng Chuliang was a stubborn stone, and he still went his own way.

Entering Daxing Palace, the people who wished for the birthday were full of food and drink, but they saw Li Yuan leaning on the sofa with a big belly, his face was a little haggard, and he looked like he had done too many things that could not be explained.

Li Shimin and Empress Changsun stood aside with a smiling face.

Cheng Chuliang saw it clearly, it was an embarrassing and polite smile.

Li Yuan glanced at Cheng Chuliang and said, "You are Cheng Chuliang?" ”

"It's Wechen!"

"Come on, pull it out and cut it and feed the dogs!"

it!

Cheng Chuliang's scalp was numb, and the hairs on his body stood up.

What's the situation, the first time we met, we just said a word, and we were going to be cut down by you and fed to the dog? Dude recruited you to provoke you?

You are so capable, you have the ability to find your son to be angry!

Li Shimin and Empress Changsun didn't say a word, as if Cheng Chuliang had nothing to do with whether they fed the dog or not.

Cheng Chuliang secretly slandered himself, Li Shimin is not a person, you asked me to make your father happy, I didn't do anything, your father is going to kill me, you actually sit idly by, your conscience is eaten by dogs!

Sure enough, no one can be relied on, and you have to rely on yourself in the case of life and death!

Seeing that the two guards with thick shoulders and round waists were about to drag themselves out, Cheng Chuliang used all his strength to shout: "Weichen is not convinced!" Why did you kill me? ”

Li Yuan raised his hand to signal the guards to pause, "Do I still need a reason to kill people!" However, since you asked, I will let you understand that you have such a good sofa, why don't you offer it early? ”

I'm dizzy.

Cheng Chuliang's mood at this moment is like 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by.

Are you embarrassed to say that you are still sitting on my sofa, so you turn your face and don't recognize anyone?

"Emperor Taishang, this sofa production process is complicated, it takes time, Weichen spent a whole month to do it, and finally did not miss the birthday of the Emperor."

Li Yuan didn't have the slightest sense of shame about wronging people, but felt that it was a matter of course.

"Since you know that today is my birthday, you came here empty-handed?"

Cheng Chuliang now knows why Li Shimin and Li Chengqian's skin is thicker than the walls of Chang'an City, and they have inherited Li Yuan's genes.

Seeing that Cheng Chuliang was stunned and didn't speak, Li Yuan snorted coldly, "Although this sofa was made by you, it was given to me by Cheng Biting Jin, as a son of Xingping County, you have to express it anyway!" ”

Li Shimin followed and said: "Cheng Chuliang, don't hurry up and give a birthday gift to Emperor Taishang!" ”

Cheng Chuliang was completely impressed by the shamelessness of the Li family.

When Li Yuan wanted to kill me just now, you didn't come out to plead, and now he reached out to me for a gift, and you helped him instead, when you asked Li Chengqian to send me a message, you didn't say that!

If you turn your face and don't recognize people first, don't blame me for being unjust.

"Emperor Taishang, of course Weichen has prepared a birthday gift for you, and Weichen has made a poem for you to express Weichen's admiration for you, just like the water of the Yellow River is gushing, and like the water of the Yangtze River."

"Don't talk nonsense, read it and listen to it."

"Oh!" Cheng Chuliang cleared his throat and recited loudly: "This old man is not human......"