The 288th division played and sang and scolded the golden dog

After Yan Zongbi looked at Master Li's eyes, his eyes lit up, like a 2,000-watt searchlight. The beauty of this woman is completely different from the beauty of Qian Xingxing. The beauty of Qian Xingxing is like the evening dress of some singers, shining with a thief's light; This man's beauty is like the gorgeous clothes of a fairy in the moonlight.

"Who is this?" Wanyan Zongbi asked his brother.

"She's a big name in Bianliang, Tokyo. There are people who don't know who the queen is, but no one doesn't know who she is! Wanyan Zongwang sold it.

"Could it be that she is the legendary Master Li?"

"It's this woman. Once, Concubine Wei asked Zhao Ji and asked, 'What is the private Li family, Your Majesty is pleased with this?' The emperor said, 'There is no other. But Ling Er and other hundreds of people changed their makeup and wore Xuansu, so that this baby was mixed in it, and it was very different. ’”

"Brother, I don't understand the bird language you said."

"Don't speak the language of birds, speak the language of people. Concubine Wei asked Zhao Ji: 'Why did that girl of the Li family charm you?' Zhao Ji said very seriously: "There is nothing else, there are a hundred women like you, remove the gorgeous costumes, put on homespun clothes, Master Li is mixed in them, and it can be shown at once." Master Li's elegant posture and chic bearing, only beauty is not enough. ’”

Wanyan Zongbi nodded and said with a smile: "This girl is different from Cong. It's like shabu-shabu, eating old beef for a long time, sandwiching a piece of little fat sheep, fresh and tender! ”

"Words into your mouth—"

"You mean my dog spits out of his tusks. - Where did you get your brother? ”

"It was Zhang Bangchang who brought people back."

A golden officer pushed the car carrying Master Li to the big case of the Wanyan brothers.

"What do you sing?" Wan Yan Zongbi asked.

"I can sing and sing." Master Li smacked softly.

"Miss Shishi, can you talk about singing the song "Flat Sand and Falling Geese"?" Wan Yan Zongwang said politely.

"I didn't bring the piano, I only brought the pipa, and I couldn't sing."

"Then play and sing the song "Pipa Xing"."

The reason why Master Li only brought the pipa and not the piano was that the pipa came from the Hu people, and they were only worthy of listening to the pipa, not the qin music.

She opened her lips and stretched her golden throat, and sang-

Xunyang Jiangtou night send-off, maple leaves and flowers in autumn. The master dismounts the guest in the boat, and raises the wine to drink without orchestra. If you are drunk, you will say goodbye, and you will be immersed in the moon in the vast river when you are drunk...... The ice fountain is cold and astringent, and the condensation will not be silent for a while. Don't have gloom and hatred, silence is better than sound at this time...... is the same as the end of the world, why should we have met before!

"Stop, stop, stop! Don't sing these sad plays. Wanyan Zongbi waved his hand and said impatiently.

"My brother likes to listen to "Pipa Xing", but my brother doesn't like it, what should I do?" Master Li only looked at Yan Zongwang and didn't look at his younger brother.

"Then change to a cheerful one." My brother said, "Your big song "Tethered Doll" is very interesting! - Sing and listen. ”

Master Li sang while playing the pipa-

There is an eldest sister who is twenty-eight and has been married for three years without a baby. Her husband thought she didn't lay eggs, and her mother-in-law forced her to tie the doll. touch the flagpole behind the temple to give birth to a baby; Touch the stone lion in the temple and give birth to two babies...... Touch the head of the monk in the temple, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, and a lot of little bald babies have been born!

(I can't find a suitable word, I made it up for Master Li, readers and friends have good words to change it)

Wanyan Zongwang smiled slightly. Wanyan Zongbi laughed, although he didn't fully understand, he still understood the general idea. The Jurchens, like the Han Chinese, did not give birth to children for a long time and also tied dolls.

"It's someone else's song that is sung and sung, and if you listen to it too much, you will still get tired of it. Miss Shishi, do you have your own songs? Wan Yan Zongwang asked politely.

"Yes, yes, I'm afraid the two uncles don't like to hear it." Master Li was also polite.

"You love to sing it!" Wan Yan Zongbi interjected.

Master Li first played a tune for a while, which was soothing for a while and excited. The lute stopped, and a cappella sang—

The whole family has a leprosy dog, and the two eyes are thieves.

Stealing to eat the Nanjia food banquet, the brain is full of fat and not ashamed.

Wanyan Zongbi felt good when he heard it, and applauded vigorously; After hearing this, Yan Zongwang didn't feel good, and felt that something was wrong.

"Song Li, come here!" Wanyan Zongwang shouted loudly.

"Marshal, what do you command?" Song Li asked cautiously.

"You translate the lyrics for me."

"Here—"

"To tell you the truth, if you make a mistake in translating a word, I want you to be on the head."

Song Li's sweat flowed out all of a sudden, he knew that Wanyan Zongwang was very good at Chinese, but he didn't dare to translate blindly, so he could only explain according to his original meaning: "Dashuai, that's the case." The whole family has a leprosy dog, and the two eyes are thieves. - That means that the word 'all' plus two 'dots' becomes one golden word. Combined with the word dog, it is—"

"Golden dog. The Nanjia is Song, because Song is south of Jin......" Because Song Li didn't dare to say anything further, Wanyan Zongwang simply said what was going on.

"Mom. Target! Wanyan Zongbi stood up and gave Song Li a big face with his hand, which made his nose and mouth bleed. He drew out his sword, like autumn water, and put it on Master Li's neck, scolding: "Stink. Prostitute. Son, are you tired of being crooked? ”

"I'm a. Son, but I don't stink. It's not like you golden dogs, you stinky and coaxy people don't leave here! "Master Li is righteous and awe-inspiring, and he has long put life and death out of the way.

After Yan Zongbi exerted a little force, there seemed to be an earthworm wriggling around Master Li's neck.

"Little girl, it's quite pee, not afraid of death! I won't let you die so easily, I'll make your life worse than death! Someone's coming! ”

As soon as Yan Zongbi's voice fell, he ran up to four Jurchens who were three thick and thick in Wuda, one by one, and they were all entangled and high-spirited.

"In Bianliang, Tokyo, you're a 10,000-person cargo. However, it seems that they are all weak Song people, before dying, let you taste the power of our Jurchen men! Listen, this woman is yours four. Strip her of her clothes and have fun here! Hahaha......" Wanyan Zongbi couldn't stop laughing.

Master Li raised his head and sneered: "I just like the birds of the Song people, and I will never touch the birds of the Jin people!" ”

After Yan Zongbi patted the case, he shouted: "Waste dim sum, what are you still doing in a daze?" Above! ”

Four Jurchen men rushed over and were about to insult Master Li.

Bang, bang, bang, bang, all four of them fell, and it turned out that Wanyan Zongwang popped out four small iron balls. Master Li took advantage of the chaos, jumped out of the car, hit his head on the case, and fainted.

"Second brother!" Wan Yan Zongbi's eyes widened.

"Don't come nonsense!" Wanyan Zongwang roared, "What kind of system does a group of big men have to deal with a weak woman?!" ”

Wanyan Zongwang was angry, and Wanyan Zongbi was still a little afraid. I also felt that what I had done was a bit excessive, and I walked away angrily.

Master Li was rescued and sent to a special tent, for fear of an accident, Wanyan Sect sent a special person to guard it......

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