287 stars laughing and dancing silver rabbits

The daughter is her father's little padded jacket, and Zhao Ji is reluctant to send it to Jinying, and it can be delayed for a day. A wife is like a garment, let alone a little wife. Zhao Ji picked five that he didn't like very much, and he was able to make trouble and send them over. Now, the woman he hates the most is Qian Xingxing. Since the invasion of the Jinren, she has been making trouble, she doesn't think she can eat and dress well, and she gets nervous when she says a few words.

Qian Xingxing and five others were secretly sent out of the palace because they were obsessed. Medicine, and when I wake up, I will already be in the camp of the Jin Army. Qian Xingxing knew that Zhao Ji had given himself to Jinren, and he cried, made trouble, and hanged himself. Jin Ren is not used to your faults, nor scolds you, nor beats you, but only starves for three days, and then he is honest. Let you do whatever you want.

However, Qian Xingxing was stimulated, and his spirit was really good for a while, and bad for a while. When it's good, it's especially obedient; When it's bad, sing and dance.

Today, the Wanyan brothers' "office" is in one big tent. Wanyan Zongbi sometimes plays with the temper of a donkey, but he has to listen to his brother for big things. In the two invasions of the Song Dynasty, the elder brother arrived in Bianliang, Tokyo first, with small losses and big gains.

Today, the two brothers were idle, so they let Zhao Ji's five concubines perform songs and dances. These five people, except for Qian Xingxing, are all average in dancing and singing. The first four people sang and danced, and the Wanyan brothers frowned when they saw it.

Qian Xingxing is easy to win, even in the Golden Camp, when he is a prisoner, he must strive to be the best prisoner. At this time, her spirit was sober and she was carefully dressed.

This time she doesn't dance the "bullfighting dance", she wants to dance the silver rabbit dance. He wore a hat on his head, and on it there were two large ears, one on the other. Because of the fire, he got pink eye, and his two eyes are very similar to rabbit eyes. In the middle of the upper lip, a vertical line is drawn with lipstick, which looks like a "three-petal mouth" from a distance. Dressed in white, he really became a rabbit.

As soon as she appeared, she attracted Jinren. The people sitting in the big tent are either a commander or a general, and of course they are inseparable from the Song people who are particularly familiar with the "Hanjin bilingual". For example, that Song Li sat next to Yan Zongbi. Because, Wanyan Zongbi's Chinese is average, and most of the words that will be swear people. Wanyan Zongwang generally does not need to translate, and can read the "Analects" and "Tao Te Ching".

Qian Xingxing came on the stage in full spirit, singing and dancing at the same time. The lyrics are made up by themselves, which is easy to understand -

I am the White Rabbit in the Moon Palace

Usually pound medicine without leaving home

Dancing Chang'e every day

When I was free, I watched Wu Gang cut down the laurel tree

Sometimes the stars sing and dance, sometimes they sing and dance. Seeing that the gold people are crazy, I think it is a kind of enjoyment.

"Good! Real him. it! Wanyan Zongbi was happy to see it, patted the case, pulled out half of the sword, and put it into the sheath again.

Qian Xingxing looked at him twice and was stimulated. One is that Wanyan Zongbi looks like a beast, and the other is that the light of the sword is too dazzling. Xingxing's footsteps suddenly accelerated, and he only sang a few words in his mouth: "The male rabbit's feet are fluttering, the female rabbit's eyes are blurred, and the double rabbit walks on the ground, can An argue that I am a male and female?" ”

Suddenly, Qian Xingxing jumped in front of Wan Yan Zongbi, glared at him and asked, "You say, am I male or female?" ”

Wanyan Zongbi laughed: "You are a girl when you are dressed, and you are still a girl when you take off your clothes!" ”

Qian Xingxing giggled and said with a smile: "You are a gentleman when you wear clothes, and you are also a gentleman when you take off your clothes!" - Not necessarily, who knows if you'll have carrots, eggplants, or maybe tweeds. ”

Many people are laughing. After Yan Zongbi understood half of it, Song Li was busy translating, and he didn't dare to tell the truth, so he translated it as "Da Shuai is a gentleman".

Wanyan Zongbi laughed when he heard it, but he just applauded vigorously. Wanyan Zongwang understood it and felt harmless, so he didn't say anything.

"Song Huizong, the turtle king bastard, has such a woman singing and dancing for him, really him. it and enjoy it! Wanyan Zongbi beat indiscriminately, envious.

Qian Xingxing's dancing posture suddenly deformed, and he didn't dance to the beat, and even sang and pronounced words clearly, but no one could hear what it was.

"Ah......h Top Top Top ...... Hi Hi Hi ...... Quack...... Hahahaha......"

"What are these girls singing?" Wan Yan Zongbi asked.

"Dashuai, I don't know what it is." Song Li really didn't hear what it was.

"Isn't he singing Chinese?"

"It's Chinese, I can hear every word clearly, but I don't understand what it means."

"Hahahaha...... Hahahaha...... Hahahaha......"

This time everyone understood, it was a wild laugh.

"Zhao Ji Zhao Ji, A Jia A Family, Zhao Ji Zhao Ji, A Family A Family ......"

Song Li understood this time, Qian Xingxing was homesick, and he missed the old emperor Zhao Ji.

"You're crazy, I'm stupid, crazy and crazy on a big horse. Sometimes you're a horse, sometimes I'm a horse......"

Qian Xingxing suddenly fell, foaming at the mouth. This time I was really sick, and I went crazy. At first, everyone laughed, but then they felt that something was wrong and knew that she was really sick.

Wanyan Zongbi felt very bad in his heart, it turned out that he wanted to share the bed with Qian Xingxing tonight, and taste the taste of sleeping with the concubine of the Great Song Emperor, but he didn't expect it to be a nervous disorder. With a wave of his hand, a few soldiers came up and drove Qian Xingxing out.

"Zhao Ji, a stinky boy, actually dared to use a mentally ill woman to fool the 'finished master', he really ate the bear's heart and leopard's gall. You can't let them send it, you have to go by yourself, there are many good women in his palace, and you can ...... whichever you want." Wanyan Zongbi thought of this and waved his hand.

The remaining four women all withdrew.

"Serve!" Wan Yan Zongbi screamed.

After a while, the wine and food came up, and the gold people ate and drank. After three glasses of wine, Yan Zongbi came to his brother's side, and someone immediately brought a chair.

"Brother Wang, Zhao Ji, this stinky boy, bullying our buddies, you have to give him some face to see, don't talk to their mother-in-law and mother, go to the palace, overturn the dragon chair of their father and son, who does the woman want." Wanyan Zongbi picked up a glass of wine and dried it.

"Brother Bi, don't worry! Good food is not afraid of being late! Anyway, their father and son have already pinched in the palm of our hands, so why bother to fight? It's not worth hurting a thousand people and hurting yourself eight hundred. Simmer over low heat to have a good taste! Wanyan Zongwang filled his brother with another glass of wine.

"It's so unpleasant!"

"Cool in the back! Fat people don't eat in one bite. The Song people have a slow voice, you just wait! The people of the Song Dynasty are becoming more and more 'looking for the cold, desolate, miserable and miserable relatives' day by day, and we are becoming more and more 'stop-and-go, happy, happy, eating, drinking, and beautiful'. - Master Li, please! ”

As soon as the words fell, someone pushed the cart and entered the big tent. Master Li sat in the car, holding the pipa and half-covering his face, playing gently, and the big beads and small beads fell on the jade plate......

Please take a look at the next time - the 288th division plays and sings and scolds the golden dog