Chapter 33 The Emperor likes it very much
"Su Guogong, the general of the right military guard, Cheng Biting Jin, Jin Xian...... Sand...... A set of sofas! ”
Zong Mao, who sang the gift list, was a little confused, and deliberately looked at the text on the gift list several times.
Li Shimin was also a little confused.
The civil and military officials were stunned.
What is a sofa?
I saw more than a dozen little eunuchs, carrying four huge boxes.
"Say it again, what is it?"
Li Yuan, who had not seen anyone in the morning, suddenly walked out of the Daxing Palace.
The hundred officials hurriedly knelt down, and the mountain shouted long live.
I'm obedient, you're the protagonist of today, and you finally showed up, and I thought you had been fighting with a beautiful woman for too long last night and forgot the time.
Zong Mao hurriedly sang again: "Su Guogong, the right military guard general Cheng bites the gold, Jin Xian sofa set!" ”
"What is a sofa?"
Cheng Biting Jin came out of the queue and replied with his hand: "Emperor Qi, open the box, you will know at a glance." ”
Lao Cheng commanded the eunuchs to open the boxes with their hands and feet, and laid them out one by one according to the method given to him by Cheng Chuliang.
No matter how big an official he is, he is curious about the mistakes that no one can change. No, hundreds of civil and military officials scrambled to squeeze forward, and they all wanted to be the first to see what the sofa was.
It's a bit like an Arhat bed, but you can't see the wood, so it's strange.
At the invitation of Lao Cheng, Li Yuan walked to the sofa, looked at it carefully, and then sat down.
In less than a second, Li Yuan stood up with a stirring spirit, and the expression on his face turned out to be frightened!
The Emperor was frightened?
"Cheng Biting Jin, you are so darling, you are shocked, what kind of crime should you be guilty of!"
The eldest grandson Wuji was the first to jump out, looking righteous and loyal to the Lord, eager to immediately correct Lao Cheng on the spot.
Other people were also shocked in their hearts, could it be that this sofa bites? Biting the Emperor's ass?
Cheng bit the golden white glance of the eldest grandson Wuji, and while supporting Li Yuan, he acted as a living manual.
"Emperor Tai, this sofa is very soft, it may not be suitable for the first time you sit down, there is a feeling of sinking in, but it is very comfortable, you can try again."
Li Shimin looked at Cheng Yanjin suspiciously, are you sure it's okay?
Cheng Yanjin made an OK gesture, and Li Shimin was stunned.
Three? What does Lao Cheng mean?
"Father, my son will try this sofa for you!"
After speaking, Li Shimin was about to sit on the sofa and try what moths were.
"Get out of here, what are you sitting on for my birthday, they gave me!"
Li Yuan didn't give any face.
Li Shimin had no choice but to walk away.
Li Yuan sat on the sofa again, but this time he learned to be obedient, first sitting on the edge, and then leaning in a little bit.
The hearts of the hundred officials jumped to their throats, for fear that the emperor would be shocked again.
As a result, the emperor came to a 180-degree change, and this time he sat on the sofa and seemed to enjoy it, as if he had just finished doing something indescribable.
What's the situation?
Isn't it just a butt thing, so amazing?
"Good! Good! Good! Cheng Qing's family really has a heart, I like it very much! ”
Other people's gifts didn't even lift their eyelids, not to mention, the sofa given by Lao Cheng, the Emperor Taishang even said three good things in a row!
Li Xiaogong and Li Daozong's faces were pale, and they couldn't help but want to cry.
Such a thing compares our priceless red coral trees to sweaty BMWs?
The eldest grandson Wuji was even more angry, those twenty women, he was selected by thousands of people, and he had been training for half a year!
Not only the three of them, but everyone present couldn't believe that a set of sofas had conquered the emperor.
Including Li Shimin.
"Father, my sons also want to try what is so magical about this sofa......"
Li Yuan didn't bother to look at Li Shimin, and said angrily: "If you want to sit, sit down, you are the emperor, do you need to ask me, an old immortal!" ”
Every time Li Yuan talked to Li Shimin, it was as if he had eaten gunpowder.
Li Shimin can only bear it, who let himself rob him of the throne.
He sat down on another single couch, and sure enough, it was very comfortable.
Baiguan also wanted to go up and sit down, but this sofa had become Li Yuan's personal belongings, and no one was qualified to sit except Li Shimin.
It's a pity.
"Cheng Qingjia, how did you come up with it, you are really a genius!"
Cheng Biting Jin smiled, "The minister is a rough man, even if he kills the minister, the minister can't make this thing, this is all done by the minister's second son, Cheng Chuliang!" ”
I am proud to have such a son, I am proud!
The eldest grandson Wuji, Wei Chi Jingde, Zhang Gongjin, etc., but there are 10,000 unhappy in their hearts, and about 10,000 grass and mud horses are galloping in their hearts.
In order to celebrate the birthday of the Emperor, he worked hard to prepare for such a long time, and he was all disturbed by Cheng Biting Jin, this person is really hateful!
Cheng Yanjin didn't care about everyone's prejudice against him at all, he only thought that these people were too petty, and he said happily to everyone: "My son not only built a sofa, but also a lot of tables and chairs, and tomorrow will hold a furniture fair in Dongshi, welcome everyone!" ”
Advertise on the birthday of the emperor, absolutely!
Li Yuan sat on the sofa, enjoying it very much, and suddenly became interested, and said to Cheng Yanjin: "I heard that he was taken to a magical place by Xu Zhicai, let him enter the palace in the afternoon, I want to ask him what he saw in that place!" By the way, wasn't that white tiger also brought back by him! ”
Speaking of this, Li Yuan glanced at Li Shimin meaningfully.
Cheng Yanjin was shocked, it was terrible, he forgot about this stubble, as if he was hated by the emperor.
Li Yuan leaned on the sofa, feeling comfortable, I don't know how many times more comfortable than sitting on those woods, this is what people should sit on.
Why, why can't others think of it, but Cheng Biting Jin's second boy thought of it?
Because he has a heart.
Others always want to give this baby that baby, but except for making an ornament, there is nothing to do, but this sofa is sent to their hearts.
It seems that this sofa can also be used for ...... Unlock lots of new poses......
Li Yuan propped his hands on the sofa and said to Li Shimin very seriously: "I like this sofa, should you give a reward to reward the loyalty of the second son of the Cheng family?" ”
Li Shimin nodded hurriedly yes.
Today you have a birthday, you are the biggest, you say what you say, you are happy.
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Cheng Chuliang is not qualified to enter the palace to congratulate Li Yuan on his birthday, so he can sleep happily until he wakes up naturally.
But Cheng Chuliang didn't have time to sleep much, and there was still a lot of things waiting for him to deal with.
A thousand leaflets were handed over to Laifu, and today we must publicize it and let the local tyrants in Chang'an City know that there will be a furniture fair in the East Market tomorrow.
There is only one sentence written on it, comfortable furniture, make your life more tasteful.
Subsequently, Cheng Chuliang personally went to a courtyard in Anyifang.
There are 20 orchids and 30 singers living here, all of whom are not only outstanding in figure, but also about eighty in appearance.
Cheng Chuliang has been training them for a long time, and tomorrow, it's up to them.
"The dance that Young Master Ben taught you, do it again!"
Orchids are all very open women, and their waist strength and leg strength are very strong.
Hou Jingtian came to watch the orchids dance every day, and he couldn't wait to go up and fight them for 300 rounds, tearing them apart.
After reading it, Hou Jing definitely immediately carried his concubine into the room and did indescribable things.
Cheng Erye is really a celestial, such a vigorous dance, I don't know how he came up with it, it makes people's blood boil when they look at it, so hi!