073 The dragon chair is as heavy as a cow

Since Daojun got Hu Sanniang, he has come to Genyue almost every day, and he is dashing. Hu Sanniang also likes Genyue very much, where the scenery is beautiful, the natural scenery is not lost, and there are not many people, so you can live unrestrained.

One afternoon, Daojun sat in a four-person sedan chair and came happily. Hu Sanniang walked out of the national villa to greet her sweetheart.

"Dismantle the sedan car!" Daojun shouted, and the four sedan chair drivers really dismantled the sedan chair regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one. The sedan chair was dismantled, and Dao Junan sat on a dragon chair.

"Interesting!" Hu Sanniang clapped her hands and shouted.

"The fun is still to come!" Daojun smiled slightly, "Cart." ”

Xiao Shunzi happily stepped forward and gently pushed the back of the chair behind him, and the dragon chair turned into a car again.

"What else is there to do?" Hu Sanniang asked in surprise.

"Get into the water!" Daojun shouted again.

This time, the four men carried the cart to the edge of the pond and gently lowered it, and the cart turned into a boat and floated along.

"It's so much fun, you can do anything except you can't fly!" Hu Sanniang clapped her hands and stomped her feet.

"Who says you can't fly?" Daojun said proudly.

"Fly one and show me."

Stunned, stunned, two pigeons flew out of the boat. The pigeon flew into the sky, and the pigeon whistle came and went, very loudly.

"Brother Ji, you're so good at playing! With you, I will never be lonely. ”

"Of course. What is the meaning of life in the world and not knowing how to eat, drink and be merry? - I designed it myself. ”

"What's the name of this?"

"Dragon chair watermill sedan."

"Can I give it a try?"

"Of course."

The dragon chair waterwheel sedan was lifted up, and someone immediately wiped it clean. Hu Sanniang sat on it unceremoniously. Junko came over and pushed the back of the chair, but he couldn't push it. It turned out that Sanniang was joking with him, and a jack pendant came.

"Your strength is too small, Sanniang is a daughter, how can you push it!" Daojun waved his hand, and a palanquin man came over. This man is tall, but he can't push it. Add another person, but it still can't be pushed.

"It should be stuck, you guys lift the dragon chair together!" Daojun ordered.

Hu Sanniang began to be lucky, and the turtle breath gong emitted divine power, and pressed the dragon chair heavily, weighing thousands of catties. Four palanquins, each carrying a corner, one shouted: "One, two—up!" ”

The four of them worked together, but they still didn't lift up. "What the hell!" One said. I lifted it a few more times, but I still couldn't lift it. After a while, the four of them were sweating profusely.

Junzi walked closer, looked at his face and was frightened, and shouted: "Your Majesty, Sanniang is out of breath!" ”

Zhao Ji was shocked, walked up quickly, and shouted: "Sanniang, Sanniang!" I gently pressed my hand pain against her nostrils, and I could feel a slight breath of breath before I was relieved.

"You all get out of the way, I can lift Sanniang up." As soon as Daojun's words fell, the five of them hurriedly stepped aside.

Zhao Ji threw off his coat and caught it casually. Stretched his arms, stretched his legs, turned around twice, and said with a smile: "Sanniang, I didn't expect that you would fall from the outside family, and you would be the turtle breath gong of the inner family, amazing, amazing!" But I have more powerful kung fu to break your turtle breath pendant. - What kind of kung fu is this? ”

Daojun poked his head down, and said in Sanniang's ear: "Scratch your chest and touch itchy." ”

Zhao Ji said, grabbing her big steamed bun with one hand and stabbing her armpit with the other. Hu Sanniang smiled and broke her skills. The crowd laughed.

The two played with the dragon chair and waterwheel sedan for a while, and Sanniang proposed to ride a horse, and Daojun readily agreed.

Two horses had already been led. One is snow-white, without a single stray hair; A fiery red horse without a single stray hair.

"Sanniang, which one do you ride?" Daojun asked.

"Of course I'm riding the red one. You ride white, you're Prince Charming - no, you're Emperor Charming. Sanniang smiled and said, "Let's compare riding skills." ”

"Your Majesty, be careful!" Junko screamed.

"It's okay, I'll move my body!" Daojun said and turned over and got on the horse. Sanniang jumped and rode on horseback. The two rode their horses and whipped, and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

At the water's edge, a red horse and a white horse galloped with their hooves raised.

"Brother Ji, I want to ride a white horse with you!" Hu Sanniang shouted on the red horse.

"Good! Let's stop the horse—" said Daojun Daxi.

"No, I can jump over it."

The two horses were parallel, Sanniang jumped up, as light as a swallow, and landed on the white saddle bridge, Daojun hugged her waist tightly, and sang the love song "Calling Nan Wild Dead Moose" in the "Book of Songs"——

There is a dead moose in the wild, and the white grass is wrapped in it. There is a woman with a spring, and Jishi tempts her.

There are Pu Yi in the forest, and there are dead deer in the wild. The white grass is pure, and there are women like jade.

Relax and get rid of it! I don't feel like I'm embarrassed! No envoy barks!

"What do you mean?" Sanniang asked puzzled.

"I'll sing it to you again in the vernacular." Daojun sang again in the vernacular of the Song Dynasty-

A dead deer in the wilderness, wrapped in white wisps. There was a young girl with a spring heart, and the guy chased after her to laugh.

There are small trees in the forest, and there is a small dead deer in the wilderness. To whom is the white grass bundle dedicated? Ruyu Niangzi is really cool.

"Take your time, don't panic! Don't touch my apron ringing! Don't mess with the dogs! ”

"You, that's bad! Sing this kind of song to seduce me! Sanniang twisted her body on the horse.

"Did I seduce you, or did you seduce me!" Daojun laughed right away.

The white horse ran into the grove and slowed down. Before they could stop, the two turned over and dismounted. Hu Sanniang picked up Zhao Ji at once and ran deep into the woods.

"Slow down, slow down! I'm dizzy and my brain is out of blood! Zhao Ji said while laughing.

"I'm a girl who is not short of blood, you are a man who lacks blood!" Sanniang ran faster and faster.

"You're such a wild!"

"You're a wild man, too."

Hu Sanniang threw Zhao Ji on the thick grass, laughed and said, "Today, I want to ride a dragon ......"

Back at the national villa, the two were still excited. Zhao Ji let Hu Sanniang play a double knife of the sun and the moon, and everyone was dazzled.

"Sanniang, if you have any other kung fu, you can use it, let me open my eyes." Zhao Ji sat on the dragon chair and said loudly.

"I'll play with the red brocade lasso again." Hu Sanniang took a long red rope with a sleeve on her head.

"What can this do?"

"Horses, dogs, and people can be used!"

"It's fun. - A few of you, run forward, whoever runs slowly will be caught by Sanniang. Zhao Ji gave an order, and the four sedan chairmen and Xiao Shunzi ran forward.

Xiao Shunzi is a eunuch with the worst physical strength, and he was left behind without running a few steps. Running in the front is the long-legged sedan driver, and a "head" takes the lead. Hu Sanniang felt that the set of Xiaoshunzi was boring, so she threw out the red brocade lasso far away, and suddenly grabbed the waist of the sedan chair man in front of him, and pulled it back, and the sedan chair man flew up, frightening his soul. When his feet were about to land, Sanniang helped his waist and stood up, not moving at all, and had a false alarm.

"Shunzi, pen and ink waiting, I am very poetic!" Daojun shouted.

After a short time, Shunzi prepared the four treasures of the study. Zhao Ji waved -

Sassy and heroic, Hu Sanniang doesn't like red clothes and loves arms. The sun and moon are invincible, and the brocade lasso is a wolf.

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