074 jade plate snake dance like a bird light

Zhao Ji's birthday was originally the fifth day of the fifth month of May, that is, the Dragon Boat Festival, which was a good day. But more than a thousand years ago, Qu Yuan, who made him love and hate, threw a big stone into the river. Everyone on the earth knows this, and this Dao Monarch feels very unlucky. What to do? Change birthdays.

On the fifth day of the fifth month of May, it was not only Qu Yuan's throwing into the river that made Zhao Ji annoyed, but there were also many things to say. That Meng Weijun Tianwen was also born on the fifth day of the fifth month of May, this is a big hooligan leader who raised a group of chickens and dogs. Zhao Ji didn't like him either.

In short, the ancients believed that May was an evil month. Poisonous gas, poisonous insects infested, the reason why the Dragon Boat Festival drink realgar, hanging calamus, artemisia, mugwort leaves, lavender atractylodes, angelica, there is a sense of avoiding epidemics and poisons.

"Customs and Customs" cloud: "When a child is born on May 5, the man harms the father, and the woman harms the mother." …… It will be detrimental to their parents. "Even after death, the body is not bad, which shows that his life is hard......

Zhao Ji flipped through the imperial calendar and felt that the tenth day of the tenth month of October was good, just twice as much as the fifth day of the fifth month of May, so he set this day as his birthday. Of course, the emperor's birthday should be a festival, so it will be given an auspicious name - Tianning Festival.

Empress Zheng Xinde's emperor has been particularly fond of Hu Sanniang recently, and she is always dashing in Genyue, and she thinks it is not a long-term solution, which makes people say it badly. It is recommended to give a title and move to the palace to live.

Zhao Ji thought about it for a while and felt that it made sense, so he named Hu Sanniang as Concubine Wude. After Shunzi received the order, he went to Genyue to pick up Hu Sanniang. An eight-lift sedan chair was parked in the courtyard of the national color villa.

Hu Sanniang was reluctant to enter the palace, feeling that she was still at ease in Genyue. Shunzi persuaded for a long time, but Hu Sanniang still didn't move.

"Concubine Wu, this holy decree is irresistible!" Junzi said in a long voice, "The emperor is really not thin on you!" I named you Concubine Wude all of a sudden, and I have been in the palace on an errand for seven or eight years, but there has never been anything. The emperor is also very fond of Qian Xingxing, but he is a 'beauty'. ”

"Is Concubine Wude's status very high?" Hu Sanniang really didn't understand.

"Except for Empress Zheng and Concubine Liu Guifei, you can count Concubine Wude!"

When Hu Sanniang heard this, she felt that the emperor was not thin on herself, so she happily got on the sedan chair.

After entering the palace, Hu Sanniang met the queen, the concubine, and all kinds of concubines and beauties. Only then did I find that the emperor had forty or fifty wives with titles, and I was still taken aback, and I was a little unhappy in my heart. It turned out that she was just one of the emperor's many wives, and she never expected to be jealous of so many women. If it comes, it will be safe. Hu Sanniang lived in Wude Palace, anyway, she was good at kung fu, and whoever bullied her would clean her up. In addition to Xiao Cui, five palace maids and four eunuchs came to wait.

The emperor's birthday is coming soon, and it's a big day. Each of Zhao Ji's wives tried their best to please their husbands, and they were fortunate to do it half a time. Hu Sanniang asked Xiaocui what to do. Xiaocui also shook her head and didn't know, because she was also entering the palace for the first time. She suggested: "It's best to ask Father-in-law Shun, he is a popular person around the emperor." ”

Shunzi knew that Hu Sanniang was the emperor's celebrity now, so he ran to Wude Palace a few more times.

"Father--" Because in the palace, you can't call Xiao Shunzi, Sanniang asked, "Tianning Festival is coming soon, what birthday gift should I give the emperor?" ”

"The emperor doesn't lack anything!" Junko smiled, "What you want is a favor, and it's best to make a gift yourself." Besides, the emperor likes to be lively. - How can you amuse the emperor. ”

"Then I'll perform kung fu immediately, okay?"

"Concubine Wu, this is not in Genyue, it's in the palace, you can't play that trick."

"I'm not very good at Kewen." Hu Sanniang shook her head.

"There's no need to write, you can dance. - There are many concubines in the palace who are good at dancing! Junko said meaningfully.

On the emperor's birthday, the ministers were feasted for three days, and they ate one by one, and they were very happy.

Finally, it was the emperor's family banquet, and there were more than 100 people. There are dozens of princes and princesses, plus princesses and wives with titles, etc. After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, the banquet hall became a stage for the concubines to perform.

Qian Xingxing choreographed a bullfighting dance to shine in front of the emperor. Overwhelm the concubines and regain the emperor's favor. In the big dining room in the palace, of course, you can't lead the cow in. However, this was not difficult for Qian Xingxing, and she asked the two eunuchs to dress up as a bull. The props have been made a long time ago, and they really look like a cow after putting them on.

Qian Xingxing is dressed as a knight, where he should be exposed, where he should hide, where he should hide, there are bumps and bumps, and he has curves. Qian Xingxing pulled up a piece of red cloth and danced, surging with breasts. Wave hip waves, the emperor looked stupid. A bullfighting dance won a full house.

"Reward, reward, reward!" Zhao Ji screamed.

Happy money stars can't close their mouths.

Hu Sanniang walked out with a pair of heavenly feet.

Many concubines pounced and laughed. "What a pair of big feet!" Someone whispered. Especially those concubines who wrapped their feet into three-inch golden lotus, they simply regarded Hu Sanniang's pair of heavenly feet as monsters. It seems that in the flock of yellow warblers, two white doves suddenly flew in.

Hu Sanniang didn't care about this, hit with both hands, and ran out of the six palace maids. Each of them held a jade plate in their hands, and put it together.

"Snowflakes come out—" Zhao Ji shouted.

Hu Sanniang jumped into the jade plate lightly, stepping on a jade plate with one foot.

"What is this? Me too! Qian Xingxing was very unconvinced, and fought in his heart, "I can stand with so many jade plates." ”

The five palace maids scattered, leaving only the thinnest Xiao Cui, holding a jade plate. Hu Sanniang stood on the jade plate with one foot, stretched the other leg upward, and hugged the leg with both hands, as if her body was a stick. Everyone held their breath, and the emperor became nervous.

Hu Sanniang cocked her feet on the jade plate, and only the tips of her thumb and index finger stood on the jade plate. I turned my figure into a "card" character and spun it.

"Good! That's great! Zhao Ji exclaimed.

After spinning, Hu Sanniang danced on the plate like a snake. Sometimes the body leaves the plate and falls gently, as nimble as a bird.

All the people were silent, not daring to gasp loudly. Even Qian Xingxing was shocked.

Hu Sanniang put both feet on the plate, her body bent back, her head lowered, her mouth grabbed a strap on Xiaocui's body, and she straightened up suddenly. I saw that the red ribbon was embroidered with big golden characters:

Happy birthday to the emperor!

Xiao Cui walked towards the emperor step by step. Hu Sanniang stood on the plate, holding the belt in her hand, ready to offer it to Zhao Ji. Everyone's eyes swept over.

Hu Sanniang jumped off the plate and knelt down to offer a gift. Zhao Ji stretched out his hand to pick it up, Hu Sanniang grabbed his hand at once, and gently lifted the two of them in the air, and one of Sanniang's feet landed on the plate. This frightened everyone, including Zhao Ji.

"Whew" on the emperor's head, sprinkled with countless colorful flowers.

"Happy birthday to the emperor!" The five palace maids in Hu Sanniang's palace knelt down and blessed together.

"Put me down, it's not in Genyue." Zhao Ji whispered to Sanniang.

Sanniang smiled slightly, and Zhao Ji both fell, sending the emperor to the dragon chair.

"There's nothing to reward, so I'll give you a reward tonight!" Zhao Ji blurted out. - Angry Qian Xingxing rolled his eyes.

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