Chapter 109 "Havoc in Jiangnan Wenhui 4" (second update)
Chapter 109: Making a big fuss at the Jiangnan Wenhui 4
"Go up, yes, he's rotten." Where could a great talent make the villagers despise him so much, and hundreds of angry voices suddenly burst out.
"Young Master Ben won't let you have a face, and if you don't have a face, you won't have a surname." The excited genius responded to the audience's call, stepped into the net barricade with a step, stepped up the steps heavily, folded the fan to his waist, and said with a black face and black eyebrows: "Young Master Ben will let you go out of Shanglian first." ”
"Okay." Seeing that someone was comparing, Ah Zhen turned his head and shouted to the middle-aged man who was standing on the sidelines: "Hey! Death report, tell the rules and listen to them. ”
"Huh?" The dumbfounded middle-aged man saw that the scene was out of control, and said in a hurry: "Each candidate must use a trick to defeat five candidates before they can be promoted, one person and one couplet, limited to two teas." If you can't get it right, you will be eliminated immediately. ”
"Roger." Flicked his fingers, Ah Zhen squinted at the big talent in front of him, and said insidiously: "Big talent, let's connect." ”
"Please come out of the upper link." The talented man hugged his chest with confidence, and glanced at the vulgar villager in front of him with disdain, how talented a villager is.
"Smoke lock pond willow." Reading out the couplet aloud, Ah Zhen not only learned from him to hug his chest, but also took three or seven steps out of the blue, looking at the arrogant talent sweating in his head, feeling the noise around him and restoring silence.
Seeing that the selection competition had begun, more than a dozen judges and guests closed their eyes unwillingly, and as soon as their eyes were closed, they suddenly opened again when they heard this couplet, and all their heads were stuck.
Time passed slowly, Ah Zhenxin turned his head anxiously and frequently to look at the burning incense, and said helplessly: "The five characters of this couplet are all shape and sound characters, and its side just contributes to the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth, this difficulty is not worthy of you, where to go back and forth, don't waste time." ”
"Alas......" couldn't think about the next link, and the talented man who believed in the power was red-faced, and finally gave in. Dare to ask my brother why the stage is linked? ”
"Paozhen Haicheng Tower." Waving his hand to send the upper and lower links, Ah Zhen turned to the dozen or so people sitting on the chair and asked, "Did I win?" ”
"Huh?" Suddenly, more than a dozen people were stunned for a moment, and then nodded neatly.
"It's really a real person who can't be seen, and the sea water can't be measured." Seeing that the old man of Guozijian nodded, the stunned commentator reacted sensitively, and immediately slapped his fan and praised it as an afterthought: "The No. 23 candidate is extremely intelligent, with gentleness to Kong Wu, with grace and magnificence, and with the town to lock ......."
"Okay, a lot of wordy, you're not done." Ah Zhen was very impatient and pushed this hindsight aside, strode forward and shouted: "There are still four people left, as long as you dare to come up, I will dare to ravage." ”
"I'm here to ......" The people who had just been suppressed by the Juelian, seeing him so rampant, a self-aware and very talented man, rushed up the steps, but the people did not stand still, and mocked the couplet: "Reciting two lines of crooked poems, I don't know the style of elegance, and it is ridiculous." ”
"Children are against it." Hearing this, Ah Zhen immediately ridiculed each other: "Only by saying a word of can we understand loyalty and filial piety, and we should be sad and forget to be a man." ”
"You ......"
The talented man who was ridiculed was not angry, Ah Zhen immediately gave a fatal blow, and pointed in front of his finger and said: "Zhejiang, Jiangsu, Zhejiang, the three towers in front of the Three Pagoda Temple, towers, towers, towers." ”
The "up......roar" landed on the ground, and the surrounding uproar suddenly rang out.
As soon as the talented man came to power, he was ridiculed, and now he heard that he was out of contact, and he was suddenly sweating profusely, and he was red-faced and red-eared, and he was ashamed and wanted to dig a hole on the spot and get in. I really couldn't think of the next link, and I didn't dare to stay for a while, and I didn't even dare to ask about the next link, so I hurriedly hugged my fist forward with a fan, strode like a hurricane, ran off the stage and disappeared into the crowd.
"Hahaha......" Seeing that this person was faster than a thief, Ah Zhenle laughed. Then he put his palms forward, turned to this group of superior masters in confusion and asked, "These are the talents of your so-called thirteen states of water towns?" ”
"Presumptuous......" Gongzhi Tan Qiang saw that he was so rampant, and stood up from his chair in a rage.
"Hugh is rampant......" Gongzhi Tan Jiong said a sentence before he could say anything, Yu Wenhao walked into the net barricade with a blue face, and hurriedly stepped up to the stage and hugged his fist at Gongzhi Tan and said, "The student has seen the teacher." ”
"Oh." The angry white beard was upturned, and Gongzhi Tan saw that he was his beloved apprentice, and his tight old face slowed slightly, stroked the white beard and said: "Don't be like this, you will meet him." ”
"Yes." Yu Wenhao respectfully helped him to sit down, and then turned his face to Tie Qing and snorted at Ah Zhen. "How dare you shame my mentor and shame me for being a master in Jiangnan? It's really arrogant. ”
"Do you have an opinion?" Ah Zhen snorted on the red carpet unhappily, and sneered: "There are millions of soldiers on the border, the heads of the soldiers are thrown away, and the generals are corpses." Fingers swept towards more than a dozen people behind Yu Wenhao: "It's ridiculous that this group of self-proclaimed and elegant teachers are important, but they are still holding a literary competition." I don't know that the territory has been lost, and the wolves will go south, and you will be the first to slaughter you......"
"What nonsense." The silent old man of the Guozi Prison swept towards the thousands of people in the audience, took the case, and raised his fists to the sky. "This article will be to select talents for the country, how can you know the truth of it?"
"Fart." The historical losses are vivid, and in the past thousand years, how many losses have he suffered from heavy literature and light military force? And this group of pathetic and ridiculous people don't reflect, but they still dare to use chicken feathers as arrows, which really makes people sad for them.
"Outside the mountain, Qingshan Building, outside the building, when will the West Lake sing and dance be closed? The warm breeze smoked tourists are drunk, and Hangzhou is Bianzhou. Ah Zhen mockingly gave the title to more than a dozen people on the high ground, and then raised his hand to prevent them from speaking: "You have to steal peace, you want to get drunk and dream of death, that's your business." Will it be? Then come on, take out all your skills, so that I, a vulgar and lowly poor man in the mountains, can see how this thirteen states in the south of the Yangtze River are good. ”
"Shut up......" Yu Wenhao's face changed from blue to green, and Miss Su's hatred, coupled with the hatred of humiliating her teacher, came to her heart together. He sneered angrily: "You still shrink your tail, you also have a tortoise shell in the field, and we are waiting for Chen Pipa and Qinse, and the song is high and low." ”
"Hahaha......" As soon as his upper link landed, Ah Zhentontong laughed openly, and said mockingly: "I raise my head, the husband of the world, Er Cao is a ghost, and there are many nonsense." ”
"You ......"
"Can you also be high and low? Find a place where there is no one to bury yourself. Ah Zhen not only robbed him of the right to speak, but also pointed his finger at his nose.
"Let's get the question out." Yu Wenhao's five internal organs exploded, his palate collapsed, closed his eyes, shook the fan violently, and silently recited in his heart that he must not lose his demeanor, and he must not insult Sven.
Brushing the green face in front of him with the corner of his eye, Ah Zhen pursed his lips and said: "Sigh and cry and choke your throat." ”
"Teardrops of the Xiangjiang River flow all over the sea." Without thinking, Yu Wenhao opened his mouth.
"Hahaha ......" landed in the next link, not only Ah Zhen laughed, but the onlookers all laughed, thousands of pairs of playful black eyes, neatly shot towards Yu Wenjie who filled the sea with tears.
"Not bad, not bad." Ah Zhen's mouth cracked, and he jokingly praised this talented man who blurted out: "Brother Yuwen's sad tears are really a lot, so many that they can Zhenhai, it really scares people a lot!" ”
After the exit, he realized that something was wrong, Yu Wenhao's old face was red, his eyes were ashamed and hateful, and he looked at the people who were full of banter around him.
Da Mu pointed to himself, and Yu Wenhao turned the tide and roared out the upper link: "Bow Changzhang, Zhang Longbow, Zhang Archer, Zhang Bow Archery, arrows are all hit." ”
"Mu Zi Li, Li Zi Mu, Li Carpenter, Li Mu carved bow, the bow is difficult to open." Without hesitation, Ah Jinka snapped and immediately broke his raging tide in half with the terrifying waves.
"Don't be angry, where you're coming from and where you're going back soon." After he couldn't pull the bow, before he could get angry, Ah Zhen blurted out the couplet: "The boy looks like a child, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, **ten." ”
"Huh? This ......" Wen Lian, Yu Wenhao's green face was stunned, and then he was startled, and his angry face changed from bud green to carbon black.
Gong Rong Tan was shocked to see that the proud disciple had fallen into a dead end, his whole old face turned white like a drowned, and a pair of old eyes grunted and shot towards Ah Zhen, who was calm and relaxed. I have to admit in my heart that although this person is poor, his talent is really high. Without any warning, he stumped his beloved disciple with what he had just done, and mocked him quietly.
Ah Zhen leisurely hugged his chest and hit his feet, and did not pay attention to Yu Wenhao, he glanced at Gongzhi Tan Qiang, and saw that he was glaring at him with a pale old face, and his big mouth, which was already broken, was even cracked behind his ears.
After waiting for a long time, I saw the big talent in front of me in a cold sweat, and I didn't hear any sound. Ah Zhen raised his eyebrows lightly and smiled at Gongzhi Tanjiong, and inscribed to him: "Yu Wenhao, just now your teacher said that he would tell my fortune." ”
"What...... What the? Thinking hard, Yu Wenhao's whole body was already wet, and he looked at Ah Zhen in a stunned manner, and then turned his eyes to look at his teacher, unable to understand the meaning of his words.
"The boy looks like one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, **ten." Split laughter read, Ah Zhen turned around and laughed violently and read out the next link aloud: "Mr. speaks of life, A, B, C, and Ding have been Gengxin Renqi." ”
"You ......" Gongzhi Tan Jiong had already guessed in his heart, his angry white beard fluttered in the wind, he stood up, his fingers cramped and said: "You actually deceived my master and apprentice, bold, bold ......"
"I said dead old man, you organized this event, you should be happy, why are you angry." After holding his chest and raising his eyebrows, Ah Zhen cracked his mouth and pretended to suddenly guess: "Do you want to make the grand event your mourning party?" ”
"Extreme arrogance." In an instant, more than a dozen people sitting down collapsed and glared forward angrily.
"Look at the students you're teaching." Ah Zhen was not afraid at all, pointed at them and said: "If you don't have a good character, you dare to go against people chanting poetry, even if you step into the temple, you won't be a good official for the people." With his hands spread, he pointed to the hundreds of talented people in front of the net, pinched and mentioned himself in coarse linen clothes, and scolded in front of thousands of people: "I am superior to others, I worship when I see high, I step on it when I see low, I can't see the ordinary people with my eyes above the top, and I think I have learned from the past and the present after reading books for a few years." "When the words fell, he had a cold face, and glared fiercely at the dozen teachers with iron and blue faces." That's what you're taught? Teach them to divide people into three, six, nine, etc.? Teach them that there is no one in sight? Teach them to visit when they see high, and step on low when they see low? ”
"I ...... You ......" More than a dozen people were speechless, their fingers were all pointing forward, and they trembled with anger.
"What? Look down on people. Ah Zhen pulled his own inferior coarse clothes, and snorted before stepping forward: "What? I'm standing with you now, don't you feel disgusting? You'd love to avoid it, right? After humming, he raised his throat and scolded: "I don't know that every piece of rice and grain comes from the hard work and sweat of the people, since you look down on them so much, there is a kind of don't eat, eat instead." ”
"Good ......"
"Good ......"
As soon as Ah Zhen's words fell, one after another applause came one after another, and then a large amount of applause rang out all over the sky. The common people, who have long been accustomed to the cold eyes of these great talents, have long had no temper, and they dare not have a temper. But I didn't expect that a representative of their farmers came today, and he took the lead and challenged these bullshit talents who can only look at people with white eyes. It's so happy, it's really happy!
"You ......" Guozi Jian saw that he had provoked a dispute between the poor and the noble, and his whole body trembled with anger, and a mouthful of blood choked in his throat like a fishbone.
"Do you have an opinion?" Pulling his coarse clothes, Ah Zhen snorted at the official man in official uniform: "Don't you look down on the little people? Then don't eat the crops they grew with their blood and sweat, you can't eat instead. ”
"Presumptuous ......" shouted in the noisy crowd, Yuan Shiguang's face was white and green, and he opened the crowd in front of the net barricade, and ran to the stage and shouted angrily: "Your Su Mansion dares to insult my teacher." ”
"Su Mansion?"
"Su Mansion?"
"He's from Sufu?"
Yuan Shiguang's voice in Su Mansion suddenly made the staggering talents and ladies talk to each other and whisper. For a time, the mixed voices of the poor and the rich made the already muddy water of this pool even more turbid.