Chapter 110: Making a Big Trouble in Jiangnan Wenhui 5

"Hahaha......" Seeing that Yuan Shiguang came up and mentioned Su Mansion, Ah Zhen laughed loudly, squinted his eyes and admired: "Yuan Juren, what a big scheming." ”

With a sly light flashing in his eyes, Yuan Shiguang snorted heavily: "Even if you are Su Tingting's husband, can you be so presumptuous?" ”

"What?"

"He is the husband of a talented woman in Suzhou?"

"A talented woman is married?"

The frying pan is over, and this sentence Su Tingting's husband has blown up all the talented ladies and gentlemen.

"No wonder he dares to pick up the heroes alone, it turns out that he is the son-in-law of Su Dacai's daughter." A lady was dumbfounded by the person in the stands, and crooked her neck and gossiped to the person next to her: "But when did Su Cainu get married?" Why don't I know? ”

"I don't know." The other lady was even more dumbfounded. "I only visited Tingting last month, but I haven't heard of it."

"It can't be fake, right?"

"How is that possible?" As soon as a lady raised a question, she was immediately refuted by the ladies: "Yuan Juren told it personally, how can it be fake." ”

The already dumbfounded talents were even more dumbfounded when they heard that the person on the stage was Miss Su's son-in-law, and they couldn't believe that the muddy ball turned out to be the first beauty and the son-in-law of a talented girl in Suzhou.

"Impossible, impossible." A large number of shaking heads and muttering, the sweet dreams in the hearts of all talented people were instantly shattered.

"How can such a vulgar villager be Miss Su's son-in-law?" couldn't stand this shocking news, a large number of talented people crowded into the net, and their eyes were red and asked to the stage: "Brother Yuan, how can you talk nonsense." ”

"Brothers, Yuan really doesn't want to believe it." Yuan Shiguang shook his head vigorously, pointed at Ah Zhen and said: "But it is a genuine thing, Miss Su has married him as a concubine." ”

"What?" As soon as the news of the more violent bombing came out, thousands of people present suddenly raised their throats and roared in unison: "Miss Su is actually committed to being a concubine? ”

"Impossible, impossible." Countless talented people stumbled after losing their minds, and roared hoarsely in their throats: "How is this possible, why is he? Why should Miss Su be willing to be a concubine. ”

Ah Zhen saw that so many people were depressed for his wife, and the whites of his eyes couldn't help but turn up, and he pursed his lips and yelled at the men and women in front of the chatter: "Shut up for me." ”

"Why are you?" Countless talented people's eyes were red, and their fingers were pointing upwards and roaring: "Why did you let Miss Su be willing to be a concubine." ”

Why? Ah Zhen was stunned, shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands and roared back: "Just because Lao Tzu is more handsome than you, this will always work." After yelling, he turned his face and pointed at Yuan Shiguang and said: "Don't talk nonsense, since you have come up, let's draw a line." ”

"Hmph...... "I didn't expect this person's skin to be so thick, Yuan Shiguang finished picking, and immediately turned around and shouted at a large number of crazy talents: "Everyone be quiet, let Yuan come to meet him." ”

Hearing this, the extremely angry talents raised their fans to cheer: "Kill him, kill him......"

Cheered, Yuan Shiguang folded his fan and pointed to Gao Nian: "The village man comes from the mountains, where to spread the wilderness." If you don't cultivate it, I will die with you! ”

"Go up to the clown room, look for beams here. If you don't change it, you don't see it? The rhetoric blurted out immediately.

To him, Ah Zhen squinted at his five short bodies, and sneered: "The female duck has no shoes to wash her feet." ”

Glancing at his short hair, Yuan Shiguang ridiculed him for his short hair: "Roosters don't comb their hair when they have buns." ”

"Good, good!" The next link landed, and the talented man clapped his hands and praised it.

"Hmph......" snorted heavily, and Yuan Shiguang contemptuously said: "The calcium-fish four-gills actually monopolize the Songjiang mansion." ”

"Crabs are eight-legged and rampant in the world and Kyushu." Domineering on top. Ah Zhen immediately came out: "Taihu Lake West, twenty miles, rolling waves, where did Xiaoju people come from?" ”

An anger choked in his chest, and Yuan Shiguang gritted his teeth. "South of Wushan, twelve peaks, clouds and mist, the great master descended from the sky."

"Good ......" cheers immediately picked up again.

"Sishui River is the first, Sishi Xia is the second, and the people live in Jiangxia, who is the first and who is the second?" On the occasion of Yuanshiguang's connection, his hands did not forget to raise the sky.

"The three Confucians are in front, the three talented people are behind, and the boy is a Confucian, how dare he be in the front, how dare he be in the back." Ah Zhen finished speaking, took a few steps forward, sneered at these talented people who cheered for dogs, shook his head and laughed contemptuously: "Black is not, white is not, red and yellow are not, and foxes, cats and dogs are like ......" came out of here, a large number of talents under his fingers, turned around and raised his eyebrows and read: "Neither domestic animals, nor beasts." ”

"Ugh!" Suddenly, Yuan Caiguang and all talented people were stunned.

"Is this a mystery?" Wushi read poetry and books extensively, and as soon as he heard it, he immediately knew that this was a mystery.

"Let's guess what the United Nations is first, and then let's do it. Big lift! Ah Zhen smiled and squinted at him contemptuously.

"Strong, this is really a strong showdown." The middle-aged man was hired to explain, but there was no chance to speak, and while Yuan Juren was pondering, he immediately jumped out and explained: "As everyone knows, there are three difficulties in the couplet, one is the Kaiyin couplet; the second is to split the word couplet; The third is the maze, and among the three difficulties, the lone maze is the most difficult. Speaking of this with relish, the middle-aged man folded his fan and gestured to the audience in front of the stage and said: "The couplet that Aunt Su came out of just now is not only unique, but the mystery hidden in the couplet is even more difficult. What does it mean to be "black, white, red and yellow, and like foxes, cats and dogs, neither domestic animals nor wild animals"? Then let's wait for the next link of Yuan Juren. ”

The green tendons on Ah Zhen's forehead jumped, and his fierce eyes glared at the very dutiful death report, and he was lazy to open a half-talk with this newspaper. Also, how did his identity change from a village man to Aunt Su? This newspaper curtain is really not an ordinary dog's leg, it is very "rich".

I heard that it was a mystery, and I saw that Yuan Juren's forehead was sweating, and the talented ladies in the audience were anxious like ants on a hot pot.

"Yuan Juren! Come on......"

"Come on! Yuan Juren ......"

With the sound of cheering, a large period of time passed quietly, everyone on and off the field held their breath, and Daodao's eager gaze shot towards Yuanshi, and for a while, the audience was silent and could hear even a needle.

"Not good." Neither of the two people on the stage was anxious, and the middle-aged man frequently looked back at the fragrance that was about to burn, and shouted, and his black mouth chattered endlessly.

"The fragrance is about to burn, but Yuan Juren still can't think about the next link, does he guess that the mystery is thinking about the next link? Or still haven't you guessed the answer to the mystery? Hurry, hurry! Three times in a row, the middle-aged man also slapped the fan three times in a row.

"I said you shut up, okay?" Ah Zhen was speechless about this death report, "You are in a hurry to have a fart, it depends on whether we have a big lifter or not." ”

"This ......" was scolded again, and the narrator's old face begged: "Aunt Su, the old boy eats this line of food, don't you let the old boy say, don't you have to suffocate people to death?" ”

"Okay, you say." It's right to think about it, he was born with a big mouth, seal his big mouth, don't you suffocate him alive? Ah Zhen nodded understandingly.

"Thank you, Aunt Su." After the middle-aged man thanked him for his joy, he immediately made a very anxious attitude, pacing back and forth on the stage, clapping his hand fan while walking, seeing that the fragrance was about to burn to the end, he ran to the stage like his wife had a difficult birth, and said nervously: "Oops, bad, the incense is coming to an end, Yuan Juren is still pondering, how to be good, what should be good!" ”

"Come on, Yuan Gongzi......"

"Come on ...... Yuanju people"

With the anxiety of the newspaper curtain pulling, all the talented people and ladies looked at the pillar of fragrance, and sure enough, they saw that it was almost halfway through, and hundreds of cheering voices suddenly burst out.

Yuan Shiguang had cold sweat on his forehead, and the more anxious he was, the more he couldn't think about it, no! I still can't guess the mystery of Lianlian, and this time I'm really going to lose my teacher's face.

"Shiguang, don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, think slowly." Guozijian guessed the riddle, comforted his lover who was anxious, and said slowly: "It's not difficult to guess, it's not difficult to guess, think about the Lantern Festival." ”

"Huh?" Ah Zhen didn't expect this old man to be so shameless, he turned his head with a smile and admired: "What a great teacher, teaching like this, it's really a once-in-a-lifetime experience." ”

The old man of the Guozijian blushed slightly, ignored his ridicule, closed his eyes and leaned back in the chair, and did not speak again.

When the commentator saw that someone had violated the rules, and the person who violated the rules was actually Guozijian University, the old man turned his head in astonishment and glanced at the dozen people behind him, and saw that everyone had their eyes closed, as if they hadn't heard.

"There it is." Yuan Shiguang, who was solved, thought of the lantern riddle of the Lantern Festival, and immediately guessed the riddle hidden in this couplet. As soon as he shouted yes, he immediately opened his mouth and said: "There are poems, words, and analects, and they are vague about the east and west, north and south, although they are short works, they are wonderful essays." ”

"This ......" Even the narrator didn't know what the mystery was, and the old face was stunned and leaned forward and asked weakly: "Two sons, whether this pair is neat or not, please come up with the mystery." ”

"Black is not, white is not, red and yellow are not, and foxes and cats and dogs are like, neither domestic animals nor wild animals." After reading his own Shanglian, Ah Zhen said with a smile: "The riddle of Shanglian is the word 'guess'. ”

"I see, I see." Suddenly realized, the narrator slapped the fan vigorously, and his eyes moved to Yuan Shiguang's face. "What about Yuanjuren?"

"There are poems, words, and analects, and they are vague about the east and west, north and south, although they are short works, they are wonderful essays." His eyes were full of gloom, and Yuan Shiguang hated the smiling people around him, and said with deep shame: "This riddle is the word 'riddle'. ”

"Guess the riddle, guess the riddle." muttered two sentences, and the narrator slapped his fan and praised: "Good mystery, good connection, really a mystery, no connection." ”

"Good, good!" Everyone present suddenly realized, repeatedly reciting this couplet and pondering the couplet, and the loud praise suddenly exploded in the crowd.

"Let's make a big move." Cheating is cheating, he Lin Azhen has a lot of eternal connections in his mind, which is enough to kill them.

"Hmph." Yuan Shiguang, who almost capsized in the gutter, felt ashamed, and the riddle immediately replied: "The sunset is fragrant, so you don't have to be mortal." ”

"Hahaha......" Hearing this couplet, Ah Zhen shook his head and sighed. I said that our big move, you are not even as good as a three-year-old baby. ”

"What?" After commenting on the exaggerated yelling, he hurriedly asked forward: "Aunt Su, do you know that it is a mystery just by hearing it?" Have you guessed the answer? ”

"Impossible......" The talented people in the audience didn't even understand the riddle, and shouted to the commentator in unison.

"What's impossible?" Ah Zhen raised his eyebrows, hugged his chest and turned to the big talent and said, "This joint riddle is a bald word. ”

"Bald?" Hearing this, everyone was stunned, and the commentator chanted loudly: "The sunset fragrance is remnant, it is the upper half of the word bald, so as to avoid a little bit of mortal heart, isn't it bald if you go to a little word?" After chattering, he suddenly realized, hugged his fists and admired: "Aunt Su's talent is really agile." ”

"It's fine." Tapping on the door of his own head, Ah Zhen cracked his mouth and said to everyone in public: "The things in here are different. ”

"Less wordy, how is your downlink." was ashamed in public, and Yuan Shi was angry. Although he doesn't want to admit it, he can't reach the level of this ruffian's literary talent.

"A 'donkey' word for you." said, Ah Zhen raised his voice and said: "The furnace is out, please keep the horse firmly bolted"