During dinner, the captain met the commissar in the cafeteria, and saw that the commissar seemed a little unhappy, so the captain asked: "Commissar, what's wrong with you?" How do you feel so preoccupied? Isn't our ship very good lately? I even started my morning jog spontaneously! ”

"Morning jogging is good, but I'm still having some troubles lately." The commissar said sadly.

The captain was puzzled, so he said, "What's the trouble?" ”

"That's right, I went to the toilet for the past two days. I see a lot of curly hair in the toilet all day long, I don't know what it is, right? The political commissar said with some embarrassment.

The captain scratched his head and said, "I think I should know what you mean, but is there anything wrong with the hair in the toilet?" ”

"A few are normal, but too many are wrong, right? How on earth do you have to go to the toilet to lose so much hair? The commissar said suspiciously.

The captain thought about it for a moment, and felt that it seemed to make some sense.

"What if you don't? Do you want to have a meeting? The captain said.

"Meeting? What's the meeting? The political commissar asked stunned.

So that evening, the captain held a meeting about not 'entertaining yourself' in the toilet.

After the meeting, Wang Aiguo looked at the curly hair on his head and suddenly fell into deep thought.

"It seems that I can't go to the toilet to fix my sideburns in the future, and this meeting that prohibits self-entertainment has appeared." Wang Aiguo thought weakly.

The next day, the political commissar still appeared in the cafeteria with a sad brow.

The captain saw that the political commissar was worried, so he said suspiciously: "Political commissar, what's wrong?" ”

"Isn't it the toilet thing?" The political commissar said worriedly.

The captain was stunned for a moment, and said suspiciously: "Isn't this a meeting?" How? Anyone else entertains themselves? ”

"It's not that I went to the toilet today and saw a lot of blood in the toilet. Can you imagine that kind of picture? You go to the toilet here, and then you look down and see a lot of blood rushing by, which at first glance you think you are coming to the great aunt? It's a terrifying feeling......."

The captain rolled his eyes, what should I do? Do you still have to have a meeting?

In the evening of the same day, the political commissar held a meeting on everyone to eat more vegetables, pay attention to gastrointestinal health by the way, and change the toilet with a clear stream.

After the meeting, Wang Aiguo decided to go to the infirmary to find Wang Fatzi to get some bezoar detoxification tablets. Isn't this just ignition? Is it necessary to have a special meeting?

On the third day, the captain finally did not see the commissar frowning, because he simply avoided the commissar. On this day, when I have dinner and discuss the toilet with you, who can withstand it for a long time?

Avoiding the commissar, the captain finally had a comfortable meal. However, after eating, the captain suddenly wanted to go to the building.

Running into the building, the captain suddenly felt a little sick to his stomach, so he also went to the toilet and squatted.

In order to avoid everyone, the captain squatted directly to the innermost pit. At this time, Wang Aiguo also entered the toilet.

Although he ate the bezoar detoxification tablets, Wang Aiguo still felt that his poop was a little dry in the past two days.

While squatting on the pit, my face turned blue with all my strength. Wang Aiguo began to think about it, should he eat some vegetables from tomorrow?

"Ah......h

A sonorous male voice reached the captain's ears, and the captain rolled his eyes.

"Made, isn't it just going to the toilet? Is this sound so painful? The captain thought weakly.

"Ahhhh

"Damn, it hurts."

"Ahh

"I'll be in one of them."

“……..”

The captain was dizzy when he heard this, he hadn't used his strength to go to the toilet, but there were a lot of shouts from the pit next door, what was this special feeling? Toilet live, right?

Just when the captain couldn't bear it and was about to lift his pants and leave, suddenly a baby's cry came.

"Wow Wow Wow~~~"

The captain was so frightened that he stumbled on the spot and fell directly on the kang.

"Oh, who gave birth to it??? Who gave birth??? The captain didn't even lift his pants, and rushed out of the pit to see which neuropathy it was.

Then as soon as I turned around, I saw Wang Aiguo answering the phone in another pit.

Seeing the captain running over with his pants and bare, Wang Aiguo was immediately confused.

"Captain, didn't you bring any paper? I don't have much here, so why don't you use it first? Wang Aiguo handed the captain the paper in his hand.

The captain looked at Wang Aiguo's paper, and after being stunned for a while, he said, "The paper is given to me, what about you?" ”

"I ......." Wang Aiguo looked down at his hands, raising soldiers for a thousand days and using soldiers for a while, this is what he said at this time.

Captain: "........"

"I don't know why, I'd love to kill you."

That night, the captain held another meeting on mobile phone control, not to use mobile phones in the toilet, and especially not to use baby crying as a mobile phone ringtone.

For three days, there were three meetings on toilets. However, Wang Aiguo knew that all three meetings had something to do with him.

And he finally paid the price, that is, the phone was confiscated. Well, the captain personally confiscated it.

Wang Aiguo was speechless, his mobile phone is no problem, it is the Nokia issued by the army. As for the ringtone, when will the ringtone be managed?

How did Wang Aiguo know that at that moment, the captain's worldview collapsed.

However, after the meeting on not using mobile phones to go to the toilet, everyone had to face another problem.

It should be mentioned here that in response to the request of the repair shop management to save electricity, all the public facilities in the building, including the toilets, have been replaced with voice-activated lights.

Originally, it was nothing, there were no lights at night, and everyone also had mobile phones to illuminate. But as soon as the new regulations came out, everyone was no longer allowed to use mobile phones when going to the toilet. So when I went to the toilet at night, everyone was clapping their hands while going to the toilet.

It feels even stranger, and now everyone doesn't understand why they have to and applaud themselves while being on the tuba.......

…….

In the end, the commissar and the captain paid out of their own pockets to replace the toilets on their floors with ordinary energy-saving lamps.

On the day the energy-saving lamps were installed, everyone couldn't help but cry.

Finally! Everyone finally doesn't have to applaud themselves while going to the toilet!

However, the happy time is always short-lived, and everyone has not been happy for two days, and more annoying things appear.

That is, the rainy season has entered in Province F.......

After entering the rainy season, the captain's mood is as dark as the weather in Province F every day.

It's been half a month since I entered the factory in the blink of an eye, and it stands to reason that now is a good time to work. However, God doesn't appreciate the food, and before the work has begun, it has begun to rain day after day.

You may not be able to understand why you can't work when it rains, but here is an explanation, in fact, the repair work that Navy soldiers themselves can do is mainly paint work. And the paint can't be done on rainy days, let alone paint, and you can't even do sanding, because it will rust if you do it.