Chapter 22: A scolding to become famous Qinghe Zhi
"Damn, is this just a bloody mouth?"
Li Xingzhou scolded Cui Anyi and spit blood, but he still couldn't feel it.
"Hey, what kind of taste is this~ sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour, bitter, so many tastes...... You're not, but it's fishy? ”
Li Xingzhou borrowed seven points of wine and pretended to make a gesture there.
"What does it smell like?"
Seeing the lively Cui Anpersim coming over flatteringly, he knew that Li Xingzhou would never have good words, so he deliberately asked like this.
"It's a!"
Li Xingzhou pushed Cui Anyi away and said with a laugh.
His state came, and he didn't give Cui Anyi time to react at all, and continued to make a fuss and scold.
When Cui Anyi heard this, he was embarrassed and covered his chest.
He felt so uncomfortable that he couldn't breathe.
Everyone looked at it, and Cui Anyi's face turned from red with anger to as white as paper!
"Big brother, this Cui Anyi's situation is not right!"
Cui Shanzi was quite kind-hearted, and he couldn't bear to see Cui Anyi being abused by Li Xingzhou, so he softly dissuaded.
The venue here is Cui Chiji's, and he naturally has to go through Cui Chiji's consent before he dares to speak.
"No, no, no, I haven't seen such a wonderful scolding fight."
Cui Chiji hadn't spoken yet, and Cui Yulun on the side said heartlessly.
"But... It's all the Cui family... ”
Cui Shanzi has a weak personality, and the words he says are naturally the same.
"It's all the Cui family, and Li Xingzhou is also the Cui family, how can I help with this, just let them rely on their own abilities, lest people say that I am unfair."
Cui Chiji suddenly spoke, he naturally had an abacus in his heart, he felt that this Li Xingzhou seemed to be a little capable, and it seemed that he could use it.
He suddenly thought of the words of his ancestor,
"Don't do anything yourself, you will be the head of the family in the future, make good use of chess pieces, and be a deacon, so many children of the Cui family are not successful, you can use it, and you can use it with death and cripples. Anyway, it's all some waste, just like the one who wrote "Tobu World" is a good waste. Waste must have a use for waste, and it should be used as waste. ”
Cui Chiji was thinking about it in his heart.
"Big brother, when did you do things fairly."
Cui Shanzi said in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it.
The three highest status in the audience did not speak, and the others were even more happy to watch a joke.
"You Cui Anyi, I don't know what to say about you, where you fall, you know where the road is slippery, you lack morality and you just hit up!"
"Do you know what natural and man-made disasters are? Natural disasters are that you are born with low IQ, and man-made disasters are that you don't work hard the day after tomorrow!! ”
Li Xingzhou continued to scold, he already felt that he could no longer drink.
"You have lacked calcium since you were a child, you have lacked love when you grow up, your grandmother doesn't hurt, and your uncle doesn't love you. You're the one you are... ”
Li Xingzhou put his hand on Cui Anxi's shoulder, and his mouth was unforgiving.
He deliberately left a foreshadowing to wait for Cui An to pick it up, but he waited for a while and did not respond.
He looked back and found that Cui Anqian was fascinated by what he heard.
Hemp eggs, sure enough, rotten wood cannot be carved.
He patted Cui Anqian angrily.
"Persimmon, do you know what it is?"
"No... I don't know... ”
Cui Anpersim was taken aback, and only then did he develop his own job.
"You are a second generation lacking morality!"
Li Xingzhou pointed at Cui Anyi's nose and scolded!
"You mouth, it's too poisonous!"
"Wow~"
Cui Anyi can't stand such stimulation anymore.
As soon as his head tilted up, his feet softened, and he spurted out another mouthful of blood.
The non-stop scolding made Cui Anyi spit blood.
Everyone looked at Li Xingzhou's gaze as if they were looking at a monster!
At this time, everyone in the audience suddenly thought that Li Xingzhou was the one who wrote "Tobu Tianxia".
Regardless of how Tobu Tianxia is written, that series of words is not written by ordinary people.
Cui Anyi saw the scene of Cui Anyi's collapse, he was also the master who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and said underestimated,
"Hmph, let you bully the master!"
"If only I really scolded him."
Li Xingzhou had a surprised expression.
"You Cui Anyi won't be so spineless, right?"
"Master, how many times have I scolded you, and you are so angry? Still vomiting two mouthfuls of blood in a row? ”
"Hahaha!"
"In that case, I will continue to scold you!!"
Li Xingzhou gloated and continued to scold.
"Poof!"
Cui Anyi vomited another mouthful of blood.
"Do you know Cui Anyi? The longer you are contacted, the more I like dogs, dogs will always be dogs, and you are not human sometimes!
"And ...... The one you dragged in front of me is like twenty-five or eighty-thousand, and you are pretending to be forced with POSE! ”
Li Xingzhou said, the more he scolded, the happier he became, and it seemed that he wanted to scold all the depression during this time.
"The hibiscus tent is warm and the spring night is short, and the Dadu Bridge is cold.
Wolong Prancing Horse ends in loess, see how long you Cui Anyi will be rampant"
Cui Anyi was so angry that his face turned red again, and he was about to faint when he rolled his eyes.
"You special Li Xingzhou, you really want to die!"
"Yo, you dare to be rampant, what's wrong with me looking for death?"
"Your fucking Cui Anyi is not a second master, if you dare to throw away your father's ability and go to the surname Cui, you are also a life for the young master to kneel~
"Hahaha......"
Everyone present laughed.
Cui Anyi was so humiliated by Li Xingzhou that he was speechless.
"You..."
"Wow!"
"Poof~!"
Cui Anyi was so angry that his body was trembling, and he didn't lift it up in one breath, spurting out a mouthful of thick blood.
This time, although he was supported by a student surnamed Zhang, he still didn't help him well and fell to his knees.
What's the situation, this Cui Anyi was scolded for the fifth time and vomited blood~
Witnessing this Cui Anyi vomiting blood five times, everyone was shocked, and their eyes changed when they looked at Li Xingzhou.
A lot of them have changed from shock to worship~,
To be able to vomit blood five times when a person is alive requires a poisonous tongue.
Some people are about to treat Li Xingzhou as an idol.
Countless onlookers were messy and speechless.
Li Xingzhou's mouth is too strong! That's amazing!
They've really never seen anyone with such a powerful mouth.
Li Xingzhou suddenly thought that if he really did this, he would scold Cui Anyi to death without doing anything.
Well, this would be the first time in history.
It is estimated that it can lead the trend of Datang for a period of time.
Such...... Doesn't seem like it?
Isn't it...... A bit excessive?
Thinking of this, he was really worried that someone would accidentally scold Cui Anyi to death.
"This ...... Good tongue, good birth. ”
Cui Chiji secretly said in his heart, not only him, but many people also think so.
It is undeniable that as this matter spreads, Li Xingzhou will become a rising star in the northern literary world.
Although "Rare Words" is not a good poem, the amount of knowledge contained in it makes Li Xingzhou a very knowledgeable sentence.
And the act of scolding Cui Anyi for vomiting blood, let's not talk about whether things are right or wrong, but it can be called a quick thinking.
Cui Anyi wiped the bloodshot from the corners of his mouth, glared at Li Xingzhou viciously, and said through gritted teeth.
"Li Xingzhou, you listen to me, one day, your shame, I, Cui Anyi, will return you tenfold."
"No... I, Cui Anyi, want to kill you with my own hands! To relieve the hatred in my heart! ”
"Oh, you Cui Dagongzi, why can't you even speak, I don't feel comfortable at all when I said this just now."
"You are a good cow surnamed Cui, Lao Tzu scolds you, you have to let me pay back ten times, you think this is a loan shark~!."
Li Xingzhou is not such an atmospheric person, he originally wanted to let Cui Anyi go, but he was really angry when he heard it!
As a chicken anchor, it is a basic consciousness to take advantage of your illness to kill you.
The unforgiving beginning of his mouth continued to scold:
"I also told you Cui Anyi, there are more people who hate me in this world, and I, Li Xingzhou, don't live well."
"Didn't you see how I died?"
"The one who hates me is not missing you! If you hate me, you'll have to be honest with me! ”
Li Xingzhou scolded this, and looked at Cui Anyi's eyes gradually turned cold.
"Cui Anyi listen to me, I, Li Xingzhou, am waiting for your revenge!"
"Even if you come, I will take it all."
"However, haven't you been scolded enough by me now, do you still want to be scolded, and spit out a few more mouthfuls of blood?"
Cui Anyi gritted his teeth and hated in his heart, but he didn't dare to show the slightest bit on his face.
He knew that Li Xingzhou was not easy to provoke at this moment, and he didn't dare to say anything more.
Li Xingzhou saw his appearance after despising Cui Anyi fiercely.
Said with satisfaction.
"Hehe, you Cui Anyi can be so honest as you are, and you will be less scolded."
"Ya, I have to let my master move my mouth, I really don't know what to do."
Li Xingzhou laughed a few more times.
"As long as you Cui Anyi is like this, you better go home and stay!"
"Plop"
With a bang, Cui Anyi fainted.
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Cui Anyi was sent away by his companions, and after Li Xingzhou's toss, the crowd should have dispersed.
Yes, those who dispersed were those who should go home.
The rest is the world of people like Cui Anxi.
One by one, the dancing girls of the Qinglou began to enter the stage, all wearing a looming gauze skirt and a set of red shawls.
A pair of arms and fingers dance like a snake on the move.
Accompanied by the movement of the arms, the dancers gently lifted their hips, very rhythmically lifting a little and sometimes moving forward and sometimes retreating, the whole body was as soft as a long silk swinging arbitrarily, and like a sparkling water ripple swinging one arc after another.
The white abdomen and upturned buttocks that can be seen slightly tremble with violent shaking, and the fluctuation looks like thousands of little mice burrowing into your heart to scratch and scratch, making people itch to rush up and touch it!
Li Xingzhou was already nine points drunk at this time. He didn't party with Cui Anqian and them, but came to the bow of the boat with wine.
He shouted loudly through the wine.
"A cup of sunrise, a glass of moonlight.
A cup of respect for hometown, a cup of respect for the distance.
A cup for tomorrow, a glass for the past.
One cup for freedom, one cup for death. ”
Li Xingzhou thought of using this light to make an eternal farewell to his previous life.
Whether you want to or not, you are destined to be lost in this ancient world and be an ignorant Tang Min.
Heaven does not live up to me, and since I have given this opportunity to relive, I will not let the loneliness and regret of future generations repeat themselves.
I want to live a wonderful life in this 7th century world without regrets.
The wine cup in his hand fell to the ground silently, and the scattered thoughts in his mind came to an abrupt end, and Li Xingzhou's body finally fell into a deep sleep on the bow of the boat after being overwhelmed by the wine.
This drunkenness is a farewell to the past.
This dream will wake up with a brilliant new life.
In the exclamation of everyone, Li Xingzhou fell drunk in this Zhangshui night.