Qiyun is not the first prostitute in Qinghe, but her voice is the first.

She began to sing slowly.

"Standing alone, colluding, always walking alone, and being enlightened."

Tsk, Qiyun sings well, but Li Xingzhou doesn't sound like that.

After all, in his previous life, he had experienced various versions on Douyin.

Naturally, I don't like the singing voice of the 7th century.

He was originally born in live broadcasting, although his profession is eating chicken, but his voice is not bad.

For a while, he was also carried away, and he saw a small clay oven with a simple shape in the corner, and the pine charcoal in the furnace was burning vigorously, and there were two catties of wine syrup on it.

reached out to grab the crumble, and at this time, Cui An ran over.

"Brother Yu, big talent, you slow down, the younger brother will pour you wine."

That flattering look, I really want people to kick him twice.

The liquor made in the Tang Dynasty was extremely thin, and it was fermented and pressed not from grain, but from picked mountain fruits.

Poured out of the rubble, there were still some small unfiltered pomace floating on the pale green liquor, faintly like small ants.

It turned out that this was the "Xinjiu Green Ant Wine" repeatedly mentioned in Tang poems, and finally witnessed the real Tang wine, Li Xingzhou reached out and picked up the lukewarm green ant wine on the tandoor.

The Tang Dynasty did not have the technology to distill liquor, and the degree of liquor made by fermentation and pressing alone could not be high.

Li Xingzhou took a sip, the wine taste was light, and there were wisps of sourness, and the alcohol content was similar to the canned Cordon Bleu beer in later generations.

"It's a pity that I don't know how to distill liquor, otherwise relying on technology, it wouldn't be bad to become the richest man in Datang!"

However, this wine is in line with Li Xingzhou's spleen and stomach, in later life, he is a person who does not drink alcohol, if he encounters a drinking situation that must be drunk, two glasses of beer will be red on the face, and his heart will jump out quickly.

This amount of alcohol is just right to match the green ant wine, and a small sip can not only use the alcohol to disperse the mood without getting drunk quickly. In particular, the slight sourness in this wine is in line with his mood at the moment.

"That's not how it is sung."

Li Xingzhou took a big sip of green ant wine, and stopped Qiyun with his words.

He sang slowly with a 21st-century singing voice through wine.

"Standing alone, colluding, always walking alone, and being enlightened."

。。。

。。。

In the end, when he sang "Row upon Row, One by One", he pushed Cui An's persimmon away with one hand, and held the tile ou is a big mouthful.

After a song, the aftermath lingers.

Li Xingzhou knew that he had succeeded, and he glanced at Cui Chiji, Cui Yulun, Cui Shanzi, Cui Zheng, Cui Wanrou, Cui Wanruo, Cui Anpersim, Cui Anyi and others.

The expressions of the crowd were different, but they all had one thing in common, and that was shock.

Li Xingzhou knew that he had succeeded.

As a 21st century chicken live broadcast, it seems that in the 7th century, it didn't seem to be useless.

It's really not good, you can start the anchor industry in Datang.

To be honest, Li Xingzhou has always been very depressed when he came to this world.

Only now, it seems that you can be presumptuous.

He took another big sip of green ant wine, and the green ant lightly sprinkled on the green cloth shirt, the wine in the rubble was almost exhausted, and Li Xingzhou's eyes were already drunk and hazy.

He threw the pot on the ground and burped.

shouted at Cui An.

"Wine!"

"Holo."

Cui Anpersim turned around like a little girl to look for wine.

At this time, Cui Wanruo beside her suddenly showed her face.

She took the opportunity of Cui An's persimmon to find wine, came to Li Xingzhou's side, held a clay in one hand, and handed Li Xingzhou a large bowl full of green ant wine in the other.

"I'll fill it up for Li Gongzi."

Cui Wanruo said with a smile.

Li Xingzhou and her looked at each other, and suddenly a spark flickered.

"Ma Dan, in the Tang Dynasty, as long as you were educated, the beauties were upside down."

With the intention of drinking, Li Xingzhou's heart suddenly rose with pride.

He smiled softly, tapped the table with his palm, and asked Cui Anyi casually.

"Brother An Yi, let me ask you, how well did I do this song "Rare Words"? Can you pass by your ears and eyes? ”

Hearing Li Xingzhou's question, Cui Anyi's face suddenly turned red.

In front of countless people, he didn't know what to answer, so he stopped squeaking.

Cui Anyi began to be silent, it was obvious that Li Xingzhou's poem was several times higher than his, which made him unable to refute.

Seeing Cui Anyi's deflated appearance, Li Xingzhou smiled happily.

Although he was a little drunk, he was still three points sober, although he knew that it was Cui Yulun who started to bully him, but he understood that the spearhead must not be pointed at Cui Yulun.

Even if he makes this kind of colorful poem and offends Cui Yulun, it is estimated that he will have to swim back.

So, he aimed his depression with nowhere to vent at Cui Anyi.

"I see your Cui Anyi's expression, I'm happy."

"Hahaha, now I'll send you a poem or two! Listen up! ”

"When the sages compare poems, the Oiran makes people think.

Suddenly heard the barking of dogs, it turned out to be Cui Anyi. ”

Li Xingzhou shook his head and groaned, and drank a big bowl of green ants.

When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter, apparently understanding the meaning.

Some of the students were still more personable, but they still covered their mouths and forced themselves to smile.

At that time, Cui Yulun also burst into laughter, obviously not knowing that Cui Anyi was scolded on his behalf.

Cui Anyi also understood the meaning of this poem, Li Xingzhou was scolding him for being a dog.

Suddenly, Cui Anyi's eyes glared at Ye Hao, and he gritted his teeth and said.

"You...!"

"You...!"

"How dare you scold me?"

Cui Anyi is a good-looking person, not to mention that he still has a dream of being Gu Meier's guest in the curtain.

was slapped in the face by Li Xingzhou in public.

The current Cui Anyi can't wait to immediately unload Li Xingzhou into eight pieces, eat meat, drink his blood, and report the hatred in his heart.

"Oh, you Cui Anyi still know how to reply."

"What kind of skills do you Cui Anyi have with a bare mouth?"

"Anyway, I can bear it, but I've put up with you for a long time, and I'm embarrassed to scold you just now, I'm afraid I'll lose my demeanor!"

"Master doesn't want to quarrel with you, for fear of tarnishing my mouth! Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you a little flood and you will really flood! ”

Li Xingzhou shook his head and said, he obviously didn't want to give Cui Anyi a chance.

He took a bowl of wine from Cui Wanruo's hand, and then threw a wink at Cui Wanruo.

Cui Wanruo lowered her head shyly.

"There's a play!"

Li Xingzhou felt a little excited in his heart, but his mouth didn't stop.

"Today's poetry will stroll and see a man pretending to be cool, vomiting, vomiting, looking down and just wanting to hit a tree! And who is that? The Cui family is comfortable! ”

"The sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke, and before a stupid B came to the meeting, there were three thousand drools, and I don't know if Anyi died or not."

Li Xingzhou's voice resounded throughout the place, allowing people from all directions to hear it clearly.

"Presumptuous!"

Seeing that Li Xingzhou's words were a little intense, Cui Shanzi shouted, he is a nerd who studies to death, so naturally he can't see this kind of insulting thing.

"Hey, fifth brother is slow."

Cui Chiji stopped it, looking like he was watching a show.

Cui Anyi's face changed when he heard this, and his face was extremely ugly.

"Shut up!"

Cui Anyi yelled again.

"You...... Scold me again and see that I don't cut out your tongue. ”

"Yo he, this baby is still angry, haha, I have a few poems for you Cui Anyi, you can listen to me."

Seeing Cui Anyi's appearance, Li Xingzhou was in a very happy mood, laughed, took another sip of wine and continued.

"A tree without bark will surely die; People are shameless, and the world is invincible. You Cui Anyi is so invincible! ”

"When you are no one in the middle of the night, hang yourself on the southeast branch, lean in front of the window in the coming day, this thing is the most lovesick, haha~ You go to martyrdom, right?"

Everyone in the audience is full of poetry and books, even if they laugh loudly in their hearts, they are holding back on the surface.

But everyone couldn't hold back the ridicule on their faces.

This made Cui Anyi suddenly lose face, as if he had poked his pain, and he was immediately angry.

"Hey, that Cui Anyi, I, Li Xingzhou, am saying that it is you, look at your Yushu in the wind, handsome and chic, **dignified, loved by everyone, and flowers blooming, it must be the best among the scum, **in**."

"And thou hast thou wilt twitch on the left side of thy face, and thou hast thou hast kicked thou on thy right; The donkey sees the donkey kicking, and the pig sees the pig stepping on it. Born to belong to cucumbers, undershoot! ”

Auntie can bear it, uncle can't bear it~

"I want to die!"

Cui Anyi finally couldn't bear it anymore and punched Li Xingzhou.

"If you want to kill me, it depends on whether you have that strength or not."

It seemed that Cui Anyi's fist was very fast, and Li Xingzhou dodged it casually.

At this time, Cui Anyi was angry with Li Xingzhou.

Li Xingzhou's taunting mode has been opened to the maximum, as a chicken anchor who has been eating on the Internet for a long time, I don't know how many similar mockery there are.

"Looking back, you can't fight~"

"I'm really sorry to make you laugh cheaply."

"Your strength is really weak, let me tell you, you Cui Anyi will always be a clown, you are not a VIP, nor an IP, you are in front of me Li Xingzhou, you are just a P!"

"Poof."

Gu Mei'er, who had been sitting next to her, couldn't hold back any longer and laughed.

Seeing the ridicule of the goddess in his dream, Cui Anyi knew that he was ruined.

"Poof~"~

Cui Anyi was unstable on his feet, and he was so angry with Li Xingzhou that he couldn't control it, and in a burst of anger, he spurted out a mouthful of blood~

"Huh?"

There was a burst of exclamations.

All of them looked at Li Xingzhou in disbelief, and their colors changed.

This mouth, isn't it a little too ruthless.

Li Xingzhou gloated and thought that Cui Anyi's resistance to blows was so low.

His drunkenness has already come up, and he only wants to take advantage of your illness to kill you.

He drank another bowl of wine and continued to throw a wink at Cui Wanruo.

Thinking of continuing to scold, I might vomit blood.

Hmph~ Look at me, my iron teeth and copper teeth can't kill you!

We are a generation of chicken anchors! It's this proud ventriloquism!

At this time, Cui Anxi, who was also very happy in his heart, hurriedly waved his golden fan and fanned Li Xingzhou.

There are four big words written on it: "Broken sleeves and peach".

"You're tired, do you want to scold this shameless thing to death, and rest for a while"

Cui Anpersim said flatteringly on the side.

And Cui Anyi was so angry that he was about to faint.

Fortunately, he was supported by the student surnamed Zhang next to him, so he was not thrown to the ground.

Cui Anyi yelled at him angrily.

"Why do you want to stop me, he Li Xingzhou dares to insult me, see if I don't kill his dog head!"

The student surnamed Zhang hurriedly pressed Cui Anyi's shoulder and said dissuasively.

"Brother Anyi, you should be angry, this place is not suitable for action, we will lose our identity."

said so, in fact, the student surnamed Zhang pouted in his heart, you can't even get close to other people's bodies now, in front of so many people, aren't you Cui Anyi looking for humiliation?

"Damn, this is blood? You Cui Anyi almost splashed me, is this just a bloody mouth? ”