030 beautiful lady Tieshan deceived the robe

The Iron Mountain Temple is built on the Iron Mountain, and there is only one road to go up the mountain, and the rest are all cliffs. Song Jiang waited for the mountain to come up and was welcomed to the martial arts arena, which was not even a quarter of the martial arts arena in Liangshan. Song Jiang saw Nameless sitting on a horse, his hair was shaved green, his eyes were yellow but not yellow, blue and blue, and green were shining with thief light, and the tip of his nose was sharp, which could cut through stones. A Fang Tian painting halberd in his hand was full of cold light.

Nameless smiled on the horse and said, "There are two games of horse and archery, as long as there is a draw, a robe will be given." ”

Song Jiang is overjoyed, it is not easy to win, six people draw a monk, why is it difficult?

Thunderbolt Fire Qin Ming took the lead, and rushed over with the wolf stick, wanting to take the lead. The nameless horse did not move, and when Qin Ming was close to the front, he slammed Fang Tian's halberd horizontally, and the mace smashed on the halberd, splashing sparks everywhere. Qin Ming felt that the tiger's mouth was numb from the shock, and the mace flew out. Defeated in one round, so ashamed to run away.

The double whip Hu Yanzhuo and the double spear general Dong Ping were furious, and they slapped their horses together, and the left and right flanks came to fight namelessly. Two whips and two guns, flying up and down, impervious to the rain, but they couldn't help the nameless Fang Tian Painting Halberd. Just after ten rounds, the nameless "Zhong" roared, shocking the world, crying ghosts and gods, and Song Jiang fell to the ground. Hu Yanzhuo and Dong Ping also fell to the ground, and their horses were stabbed to death by the nameless Fang Tianhua halberd.

Song Jiang came to his senses and immediately shouted: "The holy monk won this game, let's compare it to archery." ”

Hua Rong hugged his spirit, stepped forward and gave a deep salute, and said, "Monk, how can this archery be compared?" ”

Nameless smiled slightly and said, "You are Xiao Li Guanghuarong?" ”

"It's just down there."

"The two are 50 paces apart, and you shoot me three arrows first; Then, I'll shoot you an arrow. ”

"Is that true?"

"The monk said that he was panicked, and he would die in the middle of the night."

Hua Rong was overjoyed in his heart——

No one has ever dodged my three arrows in a hundred paces, let alone within fifty paces. You stinky boy Hu Seng dare to be so big, obviously look down on my little Li Guanghuarong. Today, I'm going to give you a taste of how good I am. If I don't shoot you, I shoot you half-dead. First, to remove the shame of the defeat of the Five Tigers; Second, win the golden thread ice silkworm peacock feather robe, so that the eldest brother Song Jiang and the godfather Song Lun have a good time.

Hua Rong took a bow and shot an arrow, and he wanted to cure it quickly, so that the monk was confused, as long as an arrow hit, it would be considered a success. The three arrows of whoosh, whoosh, and whoosh were almost fired in unison, and Guan Sheng and Lin Chong were dazzled.

The nameless monk stood fifty paces away, not moving. When the arrow arrived, he stretched out his left hand and grabbed one with his right hand, and the third arrow had no hand to catch it, but he opened his mouth and caught the arrow with his mouth. Hua Rong was so happy that he almost jumped up, if people wanted to die, no one could do it. Hearing only a "click", the nameless arrow was bitten off and spit out. The arrow is like a child. The bullet flew over, Hua Rong couldn't dodge left and right, and hit the right cheek, the force was not particularly strong and a hole was broken, and the blood flowed.

Song Jiang was shocked and said, "Lost!" He led the six brothers down the hill in disgrace. When he was united with Wu Yongbing, his legs were still shaking, and he said: "That Hu monk is not a human, he is a devil!" ”

An Daoquan stepped forward and was busy treating Hua Rong's wounds.

Song and Wu led their troops to return to Liangshan immediately.

Hu Sanniang came to ask for battle, Song Jiang waved his hand and said: "The five tiger generals and Hua Rong are not Hu Seng's opponents, and you will die in vain if you go." ”

Hu Sanniang smiled and said: "Brother Song, I didn't fight with Hu Seng, I gave him a few beauties, messed with his mind, and asked him to obediently send the golden thread ice silkworm peacock feather robe, so that my father-in-law would be happy!" ”

Song Jiang was overjoyed when he heard this, and asked Hu Sanniang to do it boldly, and agreed to what conditions there was.

There is a wonderful passage in "Water Margin", which is transcribed as follows:

It turns out that there is no human affection in the world, but the monk is the most erotic. Why do you say such things? And like laymen and monks, they are all born of the blood of ordinary fathers and mothers, why do you see that the monk's family is the most sexual? Saying this, only the monk's family is the first to be free. Three meals a day ate the good fasting and good offerings of the Tan Yue donor, lived in the monk's room in the high hall, and there was nothing to worry about, the room was a good bed and a good bunk to sleep, there was no way to think, just thinking about this one thing.

If you say, for example, a rich man's family, although he has all the odds, how many idle things he has to worry about in a day, and he is worried about money and things at night, and he doesn't sleep until the third and second watches, and there are always beautiful wives and concubines who share the same bed, then it is interesting. There are also those small people, who work hard and struggle for a day's price, and they don't get up late in the morning, they get up at five watches, they sleep in the middle of the night, and they don't go to bed at night, so they go to touch the rice urn first, and they see that there is no rice at the bottom, and there is no money tomorrow, but the wife has some color, and there is nothing interesting.

Therefore, the monks are quiet and pay attention to such things. At that time, the ancients commented on this place, saying that this monk is really a stake. Therefore, Su Dongpo said: "Not bald, not poisonous, not poisonous; Turn bald to poison, turn poison to turn bald. The monks also have four sayings, which are:

One word is a monk, two words are monks, three words are ghosts, and four words are hungry ghosts.

Although the nameless monk has unmatched martial arts, he is also a womanizer who loves beautiful women. Wu Song is the more he drinks, the more powerful he becomes, and the more nameless he plays, the more chic he becomes. Because of the "spring" in the world, ordinary beauties are not yet in his "eyes".

Hu Sanniang still dresses as a man, and also calls herself Liang Gongzi. only brought two beauties, one was Chu Liuxiang, because her charm was the best; The other is Hu Qianniang, the most courageous of the six women, and very intelligent, and still a nameless kind.

Without further ado, the three of them came to Tieshan Temple and were personally received by Nameless, without it, the two women brought by Liang Gongzi were really beautiful.

Liang Gongzi said: "This is my wife and concubine, because my mother is seriously ill, I want to do 'good deeds' here for seven days." ”

Nameless heard the joy, seven days, many opportunities. The first two days were uneventful, and on the third day, Liang Gongzi's "family" came to report that there was an urgent matter and he had to return. Nameless was in a hurry, and it was hard to stop him.

Liang Gongzi gave a deep salute and said: "Good things can't be broken, leave your wife and concubine here, and carry out the 'good thing' to the end." - Please take care of the nameless abbot. ”

Nameless hurriedly returned the salute and said, "It's easy to say, it's easy to say!" Liang Gongzi went to get busy. The monk must take good care of the two ladies and finish the good deeds. - Amitabha! ”

After doing good things on the morning of the third day, after lunch, Chu Liuxiang and Hu Yaoniang took a nap, came to the abbot's room, and asked the nameless to explain the "Diamond Sutra". The nameless strength is not the preaching, but the first classic of the Buddhist scriptures, the Diamond Sutra, is still relatively familiar. Sitting on the futon, he began to talk to the two of them.

"'Subodhi, if you say the first jackfruit, that is, not the first jackfruit, is the first jackfruit. Su Bodhi, endure the humiliation of jackfruit, if it is not to endure the humiliation of jackfruit, it is a ...... of forbearance and humiliation of jackfruit' - two donors, can you hear clearly? Nameless asked.

"Abbot, I hear you clearly." Chu Liuxiang raised her hand.

"Master Chu, please speak."

"What the abbot said is - Xu Xiaoyi, I said that you have drunk a bowl of jackfruit, this is not ordinary jackfruit, it is the famous first jackfruit. Xu Xiaoyi, this is Indian jackfruit, don't say it's not Indian jackfruit, this is the famous Indian jackfruit......"

Nameless and Hu Jiaoniang couldn't help but laugh after hearing this.

"Master Chu, you are so interesting! Jackfruit is a Sanskrit word that dissolves people's troubles and frees them from the other world of life and death. Nameless couldn't help laughing, "Diamond Sutra" couldn't go on, and talked about the parents.

Hu Yaoniang has a language advantage, using "Hu language" to talk to the nameless about the "pass" before going up the mountain, passing by Liangshan almost let the group of thieves catch the mountain, but it scared us to death.

Nameless smiled: Liangshan Bo thief Kou is a fart, let me beat the fart and pee......

Hu Yaoniang expressed her disbelief, and said that the Liangshan thief Kou bought a robe, stole a robe, and competed for a robe in order to get it.

Hu Yaoniang sneered and said: "Liang Shanbo has everything, will you still be rare for a broken robe?" ”

Nameless glared and said, "Broken robe? - That's a hundred years old! Compared to Tang Sanzang's brocade robe, it is not bad at all! ”

Chu Liuxiang also said: "I don't believe there is such a robe!" ”

The two beauties sang and sang together, and they couldn't sit still, opened a big black lacquer cabinet, took out the gold-threaded ice silkworm peacock feather robe, and put it on their bodies, which was really brilliant and extraordinary.

The two beauties clapped their hands again and again.

"Although the robe is good, it is worthless compared to the two beautiful ladies. - I really envy Liang Gongzi! Nameless said with a sigh.

"You envy him? He's got us in trouble! Chu Liuxiang sighed, and her eyes turned red.

"He's like a counterfeit banknote, and he doesn't use it!" Hu Yaoniang also let out a long sigh.

"Liang Gongzi is a talent, how can he not be useful?" Nameless shook his head in disbelief.

"He doesn't ......lift up," Chu Liuxiang said.

"He stood up and ...... soon" Hu Jiaoniang said.

"It's no different from marrying a monk!" The two spoke in unison.

"There is nothing bad about the monk!" Nameless shouted.

The two beauties expressed their disbelief, so they led them to the bedroom without a name, a large bed could sleep five or six people, and the three of them flirted and scolded. Chu Liuxiang took out the white "beans" from the purse and ate them; Hu Yaoniang took the black "balls" from the sachet and ate them.

Nameless smelled fragrant and sweet, and asked, "Two beauties, what are you eating?" ”

Chu Liuxiang said: "I eat jelly beans. ”

Hu Jiaoniang said: "I eat honey pills. ”

Nameless smiled and said, "Can I take one pill or one pill?" ”

Chu Liuxiang pinched out a grain; Hu Jiaoniang tweezers out a pill.

Nameless was afraid of poison, and said, "You eat it in your mouth first and feed me." ”

Chu Liuxiang and Hu Yaoniang respectively took jelly beans and honey pills into their mouths and fed them to Hu Seng. Nameless didn't doubt it this time, he ate jelly beans and honey pills into his stomach, his heart was rippling, his desire increased greatly, one man fought two women, and he messed around on the bed......

Nameless fell asleep and snored for a while. Longitudinal. I want to add poisoning, and I sleep dead without a name. It turned out that the jelly beans contained "mandala" and the honey pills contained "unreed", and it was not a big problem to eat them alone, and the two became a particularly powerful "sweat medicine" when they were mixed. - This medicine was prepared by Antao a long time ago.

Chu Liuxiang and Hu Jiaoniang rolled up the golden thread ice silkworm peacock feather robe and immediately went down the mountain. Shenxing Taibao and Hu Sanniang were waiting at the foot of the mountain.

Despite Nameless's prowess, he woke up the next morning. The gold-threaded ice silkworm peacock feather robe was already worn on Song Lun's body. It is really as light as a cicada's wings, floating like a white cloud, full of brilliance, and splendid for thousands of miles.

At the robe conference on the eighth day of the fourth lunar month, Song Jiang's father, Song Lunmei, had a big nose bubble.

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