031 Little Overlord Tiger Boat Bubble Sister

Song Jiang learned that his father Song Lun was out of the limelight, and he was very happy, and he immediately rewarded Hu Sanniang and other gold thousand taels. Sanniang didn't leave anything, and all of them were distributed to the six sisters, and Chu Liuxiang and the others were grateful. Sanniang married Jin Lan with them again and hugged each other. Only then did he tell them about his life experience, and the six sisters burst into tears for a while, gritted their teeth for a while, and swore not to kill Li Kui and swear not to be a human being.

Everyone unanimously said: Whether it is on the knife mountain or under the sea of fire, never frown.

Hu Sanniang was overjoyed and said her careful plan, and everyone actively cooperated. The martial arts of the six people have been almost practiced, except for Chu Liuxiang, who is weaker, and the other five people have the body of a half-immortal. Especially Hu Jiaoniang, Lin Siniang and Lei Mo, the three of them combined, can top one Hu Sanniang. Chu Liuxiang and others returned to their old business, in Liangshanbo, on the dragon boat, on the tiger boat, making gestures, attracting bees and butterflies.

Hu Sanniang needs a few propagandists, more precisely, pimps. She immediately thought of two people, the first was her nominal husband Bantam Tiger Wang Ying, and the second was the little overlord Zhou Tong. Because among the 108 generals, these two are famous and lustful.

Bantam Tiger Wang Ying has introduced a lot, let's talk about the history of Xiaobawang Zhou Tong's "pickled girl" first. It is recorded in "Water Margin" once, which ended in a big defeat.

The fifth episode of "Little Overlord Gets Drunk and Sells the Golden Account; The flower monk made trouble in Peach Blossom Village" said that Zhou Tong was optimistic about Miss Liu, the daughter of Mrs. Liu, and wanted to marry her. It just so happened that the flower monk Lu Zhishen passed by here, and a hero came to save the beauty, and entered the cave room instead of Miss Liu, and that paragraph was written very interesting-

That Zhou Tong pushed open the door and saw a black hole inside.

Zhou Channel: "You see, my father-in-law is a housemaker; There was no lamp in the room, and my lady sat on the floor in the dark. Tomorrow, I will ask the little minions to carry a bucket of good oil in the cottage to order it with him. ”

Lu Zhishen sat in the tent, heard it, couldn't help laughing, and didn't make a sound. That Zhou Tong touched into the room and shouted, "Lady, why don't you come out to pick me up?" Don't be shy, I want you to be the wife of the village tomorrow. One is called a lady, and the other is touched around; As soon as he touched the golden tent, he lifted it and reached out to touch it, touching Lu Zhi's belly; was grabbed by Lu Zhishen on the corner of the turban, and he pressed it to get out of bed. That Zhou Tong struggled. Lu Zhishen clenched his fist with his right hand and scolded: "Straight thief!" "It's just a punch to the root of the ear and the neck.

That Zhou Tong shouted: "What do you do, hit your husband!" ”

Lu Zhishen shouted: "Teach you to recognize your wife!" Dragged down on the edge of the bed, fists and toes together, and hit Zhou Tong to call for help.

Mrs. Liu was stunned; only said that sooner or later he said that karma persuaded that week, but he heard the call for help. Taigong hurriedly put the lamp and candle, led the little minions, and rushed in together.

When everyone looked under the lamp, they saw a fat monk, with no trace of nakedness, riding over Zhou Tong and beating in front of the bed......

This week was unlucky enough, and he was beaten by a fat meal when he got married for the first time; This Lu Zhishen is also very interesting, and he is willing to "fight".

Zhou Tong was elated and secretly came to Hu Sanniang's water training base - Qingshui Lake in a flat boat. Abandon the boat and board the tiger boat.

The tiger boat is newly decorated, drunk and golden, and Zhou Tong can't find the north when he comes in. When he came to the first floor, he was received by two beautiful women. One is You Hong, the other is Chai Qing, the two are second-rate among the six, but it is enough to win a role like Zhou Tong.

The two hurriedly greeted them and shouted: "Hello Zhou Bawang!" ”

"Good, good, good!" Zhou Tongsheng was broad-faced and walked inside with one hand, "Two little sisters, how can you call them?" ”

"My name is You Hong." You Hong is dressed like a flower butterfly.

"My name is Chai Qing." Chai Qing was dressed like a golden chicken.

"Tell us about the items and the price." Zhou Tong let go of the second daughter's hand and sat on a chair with a big thorn.

"Listen to the song for 1 tael of silver, Qingqing and me for 3 taels of silver." You Hong said with a shy face.

"10 taels of silver." Chai Qing said bluntly.

Zhou Tong was overjoyed when he heard this, because he had 15 taels of silver on his body, and he could walk in style.

"Then brighten your voice, I'll listen to a song first, and let my ears enjoy it first." Zhou Tong leaned back and put on an admiring look.

"Zhou Bawang, just order a song." You Hong said with a smile.

"Sing it casually, with a little color." Zhou Tong also smiled.

You Hong took the piano off the wall and played it, Chai Qingliang opened his voice and sang-

The lilac tongue spits out the honey, and the willow waist swings the clouds and sideburns; Whispered: Don't be too crazy, from now on, the goose yellow will fade, and the tender stamen will be endowed with a little lover; Forget the oath of the mountains and the sea, don't miss the moonlit flower window; is still a cut sound, extinguishing the candle without light, and secretly crossing into the Chen Cang. Mandarin duck and phoenix pillow, willing to be with Lang, night and night.

Zhou Tong seemed to understand it, knowing that it was a wave song, and he couldn't help but cry Qing while singing, his eyes were flattering, his internal organs were burning, and every cell was itching. got up and walked over, hugged Chai Qing on his lap, kissed him and said with a smile: "Little sister, you are too good at seducing people!" ”

"Brother Zhou—" You Hong screamed angrily, "You have snubbed the slave family!" ”

"Treat everyone equally, treat everyone equally!" Zhou Tong stretched out his other hand and pulled You Hong into his arms.

"Then let's 'raise a glass to invite Mingyue and become a trio'." You Hong and Chai Qing laughed together.

"Brother Zhou, I'm in the lower layer." You Hong said with a smile.

"I'm on the upper floor, Brother Zhou." Chai Qing said with a smile.

"You've got it all. First half of the night – lower floor; Upper floor in the second half of the night. Zhou Tong said loudly.

"Can you afford it?" The two women laughed.

"Han Xin's kid leads the troops to fight, the more the better (Han Xin's generals, the more the merrier)!" Zhou Tong slapped his chest loudly.

Zhou Tong ate two golden gun pills, and fought against the two beautiful girls, but he was still tired. The next day, he got up at three poles, and kept all the 15 taels of silver that he had on his body.

"Zhou Bawang, do you want to eat the overlord meal?" You Hongxing's eyes widened.

"I—I gave 15 taels of silver, is it less?" Zhou said that he had no confidence.

"You eat, drink, and listen to music, and you also wrap up the night for our sisters...... 15 taels of silver, such a great treat! You're really calculating! Chai Qing sneered.

"How many taels of silver?" Zhou Tong asked tremblingly.

"23 taels of silver, and the odds were wiped out, 20 taels of silver." You Hong said briskly.

"Let's make up for it next time."

"Playing with women still brings 'playing white stripes'?!" The two girls spoke in unison.

Zhou Tong still wanted to argue, Hu Sanniang came on the boat.

"What's the matter with you guys? How dare you be the leader of Zhou? Hu Sanniang asked with round eyes.

The second daughter said one by one, and Zhou Tong's face was red for a while, and white for a while.

"Isn't it just a few taels of silver! What a big deal I must have! Hu Sanniang took out an ingot of 50 taels of silver, "Take it, add five to two, divide it." ”

The two thanked each other and left.

"Sanniang, thank you!" Zhou Tong clenched his fists, "Silver, I will pay it back later." ”

"It's all my own brothers, what do you say!" Hu Sanniang returned the 15 taels of silver to Zhou Tong, "I know, you are also a master who has no money, and Liang Shanbo is also an angry character." 's ability, ranking last among the sixteen horse army Xiao Biao, is not sure when it will be 'eliminated'. If you can afford me, you often come to sit down, throw a few if you have money, forget if you don't have money, it's not easy to be alone. Men are different from women, if you hold it for a long time, your body will not be able to stand it......"

"Sanniang, how can I thank you?!"

"Thank you, thank you, just help me publicize it secretly......"

Zhou Tong was satisfied and reluctantly left. Since then, Zhou Tong has become Hu Sanniang's volunteer propagandist.

- Please see the next time: 032 bantam tiger dragon boat called little mom