That's what you want, if you believe it, then Lao Tzu is still pretending to be a **?

"Hehe, old man, chatting with you is exciting, and you know how to cooperate with us, look at the old man, don't blink."

Jiang Xiaobai said, snapped his fingers, and a steel ball shot out instantly, flying straight to one of the turtledoves. Unfortunately, it hit the trunk at the foot of the turtledove and made a snapping sound.

Suddenly, the turtledoves immediately spread their wings and flew clean.

Forehead? If you don't hit, it's embarrassing!

"Boy, it turns out that your fairy art is used to scare birds, hahahaha......"

Zhang Xiaobai is so embarrassed.

"What, because it's only been a few days since I apprenticed, this hand student accidentally made a mistake, can we do it again?"

The old man nodded, although Jiang Xiaobai couldn't hit the bird, but he could see the movement, although there was a joke on his mouth, he was already shocked in his heart.

It is said that there are really a lot of birds in this palace, and no one usually dares to beat birds in this palace, so these birds are not very afraid of people.

As the two spoke, a few more turtledoves flew over and stopped at the tree above them.

Jiang Xiaobai didn't dare to be careless this time, and tried the feel, and then snapped out a steel ball.

Suddenly, a turtledove's head tilted, and it fell directly from the tree and fell next to the old man.

The old man's eyes suddenly lit up, and he quickly got up to pick up the turtledove, and when he saw it, he suddenly gasped. Can you not be surprised? The turtledove's head had been blown open.

He asked in surprise, "Boy, is this what you call immortal art?" It's really amazing, can you teach the old man? ”

Forehead?

Jiang Xiaobai was immediately embarrassed again: "Which one, old man?" You also know that the immortal method of this master is not something that I can decide. Just take a look, don't embarrass me anymore. Besides, at your age, it's impossible to learn. ”

The old man nodded in agreement, and knew that this master's practice was not meant to be passed on if he wanted to, so he didn't mention it anymore.

"Boy, there's only one bird and he's not enough for us to eat! How about a few more? ”

Jiang Xiaobai knew that this old man wanted to see his magical immortal art again. He didn't mind either.

"Okay, let's barbecue first, and we'll fight when a bird flies over." Guaranteed to see enough, okay? ”

The old man nodded, and the two of them were there to barbecue while waiting for the rabbit, and after a while, another eagle flew in.

This time, Jiang Xiaobai found his senses, and he didn't want to make the old man happy. These two are idlers, and they can really be regarded as the best partners. Eating barbecue there, drinking wine, and knocking down birds by the way, this little life is good.

It is said that Jiang Xiaobai is not very idle, but so what? Without the emperor's order, he could not go anywhere.

Drinking and drinking, Jiang Xiaobai felt that just drinking was not enough, so he took out a Hongta Mountain, lit it with charcoal, took a deep breath, and spewed out a puff of smoke, which was called an enjoyable one.

At this moment, the old man's eyes lit up again: "Boy, what kind of immortal method is this?" No, this is kind of magic, right? ”

Jiang Xiaobai felt a little funny: "Old man, this is not immortal law, nor is it magic. This is a cigarette, would you like one? This draw, the happy race fairy! ”

Merry race fairy? The old man was not calm when he heard this, and hurriedly said, "Then hurry up, bring us one too." ”

Jiang Xiaobai gave the old man a red tower mountain and lit it with coals. He didn't dare to use the lighter, this thing was too precious, and he was really afraid that this old man would be worried!

If you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves worrying, Jiang Xiaobai still understands this truth.

The old man learned from Jiang Xiaobai and took a hard sip, and he was immediately choked with tears.

"Hahahaha......"

Jiang Xiaobai laughed and said, "Old man, don't worry, smoke slowly." It's like a spirit, if you drink it too hard. That's going to choke. Don't worry, follow my example, take small bites, yes, that's it. ”

Under the guidance of Jiang Xiaobai, the old man quickly learned to smoke. After a few puffs, the old man began to get dizzy.

"Oh, this is really a good thing, is this what it feels like to be a god? Well, yes, it's quite comfortable. ”

The old man seemed to have opened the door to a new world, and he was so happy there: "Boy, do you still have this thing?" Give me some more, old man? ”

"Old man, this is not good, my master doesn't give me much, if it is given to you, then I will not have to smoke."

"What do you mean, stinky boy? Just take one out and seduce the old man, and hang the old man's appetite, you don't care, right? So be it! How much do you say? Is it okay for the old man to pay to buy it from you? ”

"Of course not, where can money buy this thing? Okay, I'll give you two more, can you put it away and smoke it slowly? ”

"No, at least two packs."

"But, do you want to love it, as if you want me to beg you."

"Me, you stinky boy, aren't we friends? Is there such a stinginess towards friends? ”

"Then why don't you bring me something? It makes me feel like I have to give you something. ”

"I, you stinky boy, how many people want to give something to the old man with lanterns, and I don't want the old man? Okay, you wait, I'll look for something of value. ”

The old man said that he searched for it on himself, searched for it, and finally found a gold medal and threw it to Jiang Xiaobai. said: "This thing, how about two packs of cigarettes for you?" I'm telling you, it's pure gold. ”

Jiang Xiaobai picked it up and looked at it, and said disdainfully: "Isn't it made of gold?" I, Jiang Xiaobai, am not short of money. Besides, there are such things as gold everywhere, but I Jiang Xiaobai's cigarettes, you can't buy them anywhere except me. ”

The old man was anxious when he heard this, except for this thing, he couldn't think of anything he could come up with to exchange cigarettes with Jiang Xiaobai.

Hurriedly said: "I said boy, you are really blind, let me tell you, the value of this thing is not only because it is made of gold, but because of the effect of this gold medal." Let me tell you, as long as you hold this gold medal, the entire palace, you can go wherever you want, and no one dares to stop you, you know? ”

"Huh? Really? Jiang Xiaobai's eyes lit up, and he almost didn't flash a little star, and said, "Old man, I don't read much, don't lie to me." ”

The old man looked at Jiang Xiaobai's expression, thought about it again, and immediately became happy. He snatched the gold medal and said with a cunning look: "Hehe, boy, my gold medal is definitely true, but if you want to exchange two packs of cigarettes for it, it will definitely not work." How about a fixed price, 100 packs? ”

100 packs? If there is, it's not expensive to change this thing for 1000 packs, but the problem is that we don't have so much?

Jiang Xiaobai scratched his head and said, "Old man, are you really a lion?" I won't change this cigarette, I only have two and a half packs, and any more will be gone. ”

"That's it!" This time, the old man was not in a hurry, he said slowly: "If this is the case, then forget it." ”

After the old man finished speaking, he actually hung the sign back on his waist.

Jiang Xiaobai took a look, hey! Old man, are you playing with me?