Chapter 56: You're a fool
"Hey, old man, is it fun to fish alone? Are you fishing or are you lonely? Jiang Xiaobai said.
"Hey...... Fishing or loneliness? You stinky boy, it's true that fishing alone is boring, come on, this rod is yours. Come and be my companion to the old man! The old man said happily.
Jiang Xiaobai originally wanted to go up and fish with the old man, but when he turned his head, he saw that there was already more than half a bucket of fish in the wooden barrel next to the old man.
Immediately smiled: "Hey...... Old man, you have caught so many fish? Then we're going to fish a fart! Eat it just on the barbecue, right? ”
"Barbecue? What is a barbecue? I've lived most of my life, old man, and I've never heard of that word. ”
"Barbecue is a delicious thing, anyway, it's much better than the things you usually eat, how about the old man, do you want to try it?"
The old man was obviously moved by Jiang Xiaobai's words. Curious, he said, "It's better than what I usually eat?" Okay, I'll leave the fish to you, you can get it! ”
"Hey...... You still need some utensils, such as coals or something, old man, do you have any of them? ”
"Who, come over here."
The old man waved his hand, and he didn't know where a person came out, and he just wanted to speak, but he was glared at by the old man fiercely.
The goods wilted immediately, and after listening to the old man's instructions seriously, he quickly delivered what Jiang Xiaobai wanted.
"Hey old man, I didn't expect your official to be quite big! We're friends, if there's anything wrong with us, don't bother with us! ”
This time, Jiang Xiaobai was really busy, took out the anti-aircraft lighter, and lit the charcoal. If you change to someone else, you may need some fine firewood to start the fire, but Jiang Xiaobai has a windproof lighter, it is different, you can light it directly, just order it for a longer time.
The old man's eyes lit up, and he asked in surprise, "Boy, what is this in your hand?" This flame is blowing so violently, old man, I have lived most of my life, and I have never seen anything like this, where did you come from? ”
Jiang Xiaobai didn't think about it and said, "Hehe, old man, envy, right?" This is given to us by our immortal master, old man, I know that you are quite a big official, but you must not let people rob me of my things! Otherwise, my Immortal Master will come back and throw you into this lake to feed the fish, and I won't be able to save you. ”
The old man was stunned and said, "Oh? You are the brainless Jiang Xiaobai who has been spreading all the rage in the past few days, saying that he worshiped the gods as a master? ”
Brainless Jiang Xiaobai? It seems that our reputation for being brain-dead has been hit.
"Oh? Old man, do you know me? Hehe, I'm really embarrassed, I didn't expect our reputation to be so big. ”
"Hahahaha, it turns out that the brain-dead are like this, and it's quite interesting to speak. Bring your fire-breathing thing and let me see it, old man. ”
"Huh."
Jiang Xiaobai immediately put away the lighter vigilantly: "Hey, old man, do you really want to rob me of something?" Let me tell you, my master taught me the immortal method, if you rob me of something, as soon as I cast the spell, you will have nowhere to hide, believe it or not? ”
The old man was unhappy: "I said you kid, who said I was going to rob you of things, old man, I just borrowed it to see, you are not willing to do this, you are too stingy, right?" ”
This lighter is a unique thing, if this old man takes it and doesn't return it, then what else will he take to light a cigarette?
Jiang Xiaobai thought about it, reached into the cloth bag and pulled it out, and took out a bottle of Jiang Xiaobai.
"Eh, old man, I have something you're more interested in, this bottle of Jiang Xiaobai will be given to you, as for my fire, you don't have to make up your mind, okay?"
Jiang Xiaobai licked his face and sent the bottle of Jiang Xiaobai to the old man. There is a lot of wine, but the lighter is unique.
The old man took it and took a look, only to see that Jiang Xiaobai had three big characters written on it. Puzzled, he asked, "Boy, what is this?" Why is your name still written on it? ”
"Hehe, the wine that my master gave me is named after me, and it's delicious. If you don't believe the old man, you can taste it, and you will be satisfied. ”
The old man had already ignored the lighter, and he looked over and over again in confusion, but he, like Xiaoqing at the beginning, didn't know how to open it after watching it for a long time.
Jiang Xiaobai had to take it and twist the cap for him. Immediately, the old man was attracted by the smell of wine.
Jiang Xiaobai said: "Old man, this wine is a bit strong, when you drink it, take a sip." ”
When the old man heard this, he couldn't help but take a small taste. Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but praise: "Good wine, it's really good wine." It seems that you, the immortal master, really have a person. ”
"Hey......
Jiang Xiaobai smiled, busy with his barbecue, the old man drank for a while, and then smelled the smell of fish, if this wine is not ordered, it will be meaningless.
Soon, Jiang Xiaobai forked a barbecued small fish and sent it to the old man: "Old man, try it." ”
The old man took a snack, and immediately nodded and said: "Well, it's good, it's fragrant and crispy, and the taste is just right, old man, I have lived most of my life, and the first time I found out, it turns out that fish can be eaten like this, not good boy, you have to teach the old man this craft, otherwise if you are not there, I will not be able to eat so delicious." ”
"That's fine, aren't we friends? How can this little craft be embarrassed to hide, right? Come here, I'll teach you now. ”
The old man's eyes lit up immediately, and he stopped fishing, and went directly to Jiang Xiaobai to learn barbecue.
"Boy, you said that it would be better for us to replace this fish with a bird to roast?"
Jiang Xiaobai immediately said: "That's a must." I just don't know if it is forbidden to hunt birds in this palace. Otherwise, boy, I would have done it a long time ago. ”
"Who? Get the hell out of here. ”
The old man smiled, waved his hand, and another person ran over. This time, this person came over and obediently didn't say a word.
The old man said directly to him; "Go get a bow and arrows, and shoot me some birds. I'm going to eat it on the barbecue. ”
The man immediately said yes and left.
"Hey, boy, do you see this guy? It's definitely a sharpshooter who wears through the Yang in a hundred steps, and we'll have birds to eat in a while. ”
Jiang Xiaobai said: "Old man, you have to rely on arrows to fight birds, what kind of ability is it?" Do you want to see the immortal art taught to me by my immortal master? ”
"That must be seen! I've lived most of my life, old man, and I've never seen what immortal magic looks like! ”
Jiang Xiaobai looked up and saw several turtledoves standing on the poles of the big tree above them.
"Old man. Do you believe it I can flick a turtle dove off a tree with a snap of my fingers? ”
"Huh? Boy, what kind of magic is snapping fingers? ”
"Huh? Oh, that's how to flick your fingers, understand? Jiang Xiaobai snapped his fingers as he spoke, making a snapping sound.
"You can hit a bird with just a flick of your fingers? Boy, are you fooling the hell? ”