Sister-in-law Hong couldn't help but be dumbfounded when she saw Qin Shi Huang say "The little lady believes that people can be resurrected after death"; When he turned his head and wanted to know that there was something fierce in it, he knelt on the top of the chicken and kowtowed as if he were pecking rice; only said in his mouth: "Uncle is really the emperor?" Whether you are resurrected or not, the slave family respects you as the emperor! The emperor is on top, please be bowed by the people's daughter! ”

Sister-in-law Hong knelt in front of Qin Shi Huang, kowtowed three times, stood up and said, "Uncle is really sitting in front of the slave family, how can the slave family believe that you are resurrected?" There is no point in resurrection or not, as long as man actually exists, it is a fact......"

Sister-in-law Hong summed up the things that Confucianism had discussed for thousands of years without results, and her confident demeanor was no less than that of a generation of emperors.

Qin Shi Huang sighed with emotion, and couldn't believe that the sturdy woman standing in front of him had such a high level of understanding; can not only recite poetry but also martial arts, as well as valuable lofty ambitions; If you lead your troops into battle to kill the enemy, you must be a fierce general.

During the long days when Qin Shi Huang was trapped in the Qin Mausoleum, he often heard people chanting Lu Lun's side song near him:

The eagle feather golden maid aunt, the swallowtail embroidered canthalid arc.

The new order of independence was raised, and thousands of battalions were called out.

The forest is dark and the grass is frightened, and the general draws the bow at night.

Ping Ming looked for the white feather, but he was not in the stone ridge.

The moon black geese flew high, and fled in the night.

If you want to chase away the light horsemen, the snow is full of bows and knives.

Qin Shi Huang was inspired by the pride of this poem at that time, and couldn't help but recite it; To his disbelief, Sister-in-law Hong is also familiar with this poem when she kills pigs.

Qin Shi Huang was in the police uniform of Sister-in-law Hong, and laughed twice after a long time: "The old man was Qin Shi Huang more than 1,000 years ago, and now he has been resurrected to the Song Dynasty; It was a great honor to meet the little lady! ”

Sister-in-law Hong was flattered, and Wanfu laughed a few times: "Your Majesty is the First Emperor?" Congratulations! Congratulations! ”

Sister-in-law Hong said and stood up, walked around the floor of the house very calmly, and said: "If Your Majesty is the first emperor, then you are still neighbors with the slave family!" ”

Stretching his neck and throat, he said with a smile: "The slave family was born in Wannian County, Jingzhao Prefecture, and his father and mother wandered around since he was a child; Have been to your mausoleum Lintong. In order not to be bullied, he entered the pig slaughtering and sheep slaughtering business, and learned a few martial arts; When I came to Bianliang that year, I saw Hong Huang being bullied and repelled a few street breakdowns, and became husband and wife with him; I didn't expect to meet the first emperor of the ages and the prime minister of the dynasty in the noodle restaurant today, what a blessing! ”

Seeing that Sister-in-law Hong was telling the truth, Kou Zhun stood up and bowed and said: "The old man has just seen the methods of the little lady, Xue Rengui and Li Yuanba are just like that, if you are allowed to lead an army to the battle, can you be competent!" Kou Zhun couldn't hold back, and tentatively said what had been brewed a long time ago.

Sister-in-law Hong saw that Kou Zhun had nothing to hide when he said this, so she straightened up and said excitedly: "The master of the slave family is the old mother of Huashan, and the slave family has studied martial arts with the master for eight years; When he was fifteen years old, he left Huashan and went to Bianliang, Tokyo, and was intercepted by a group of strongmen when he passed through Shaohua Mountain; The slave family knocked over a dozen strongmen with a few mallets, and all the strongmen knelt on the ground and begged for mercy; The leader of the strongman saw that the slave family was extraordinary, and he was retained as the master of the cottage, how could the slave family break the name? After refusing politely, she came to Tokyo to become a noodle shop proprietor, and concurrently engaged in the ministry of slaughtering pigs and sheep; Xiang Ye really wants to look up to the people's daughter, and the people's daughter will never live up to Xiangye's ardent expectations! ”

Kou Zhun saw that Sister-in-law Hong said this and this, and secretly rejoiced in his heart; But he still sat back on the wide bench quietly and said: "The old man has seen the little lady's methods, and he will definitely choose the talent!" But you haven't named the 20 types of pasta yet! ”

Qin Shi Huang had an idea and said with a smile: "Didn't Kou Laoxi just throw out five pieces of money as a reward? How did you put the Jiaozi coin back on the dining table, do you want to regret it? ”

"Your Majesty will bury the lower officials!" Kou Zhun laughed and said, "How can the eldest husband regret it with a mouthful of spit and a nail!" Just now, I tried my martial arts with Sister-in-law Hong to put away the five money! ”

Kou Zhun said as he took out the five-guan coin from his body and slapped it on the table and said: "Little sister Frost, the old man still promised before, if you tell the names of 20 kinds of Guanzhong noodles; This five-dollar Jiaozi coin is yours! ”

Sister-in-law Hong pressed her hands on her hips and smiled, and pushed the Jiaozi coin to Kou Zhun and said: "Xiangye, please put away the money, you don't have a reward of five guan money, and the slave family will also tell you about several kinds of Guanzhong noodles!" ”

Kou Zhun laughed and said, "Then talk about it!" Old man, see how many kinds of Guanzhong noodles you can name! ”

Sister-in-law Hong calmed down and turned her head around the Lang Pavilion on her neck; Look at Kou Zhun and then look at Qin Shi Huang and grin, and said: "Guanzhong is full of ancient emperors, and there is a folk song that sings: Jiangnan is a talented northern general, and Guanzhong loess is buried in the emperor." The king of Guanzhong was angry, and the people did not want court food; For generations, we have carried forward the pasta that we rely on for survival. Starting from the aspects of color, shape, fragrance, taste and nutrition, dozens of pasta production methods have been discovered to strengthen the body, maintain beauty and skin care, and have medical effects. ”

Qin Shi Huang clapped his hands loudly, laughed and said: "The frost little sister is really Lu Bu among people, and red rabbit among horses; actually said so many benefits in Guanzhong, especially pasta; It has risen to the highest level! ”

Kou Zhun listened to Qin Shi Huang say the words of the red rabbit in Lu Bu and Ma among the people, and he laughed twice and said: "Brother Qin Ying is the first emperor of the ages, living in the Qin Dynasty; How could you know about the Three Kingdoms Lu Bu and his mount, the Red Rabbit Horse! ”

Qin Shi Huang was stunned, glanced at Kou Zhun and said solemnly: "Kou Laoxi is not wrong, the old man lives in the Qin Dynasty; However, the Qin Tomb has stood at the foot of Lishan Mountain for thousands of years, and what happened after the Qin Dynasty cannot be hidden from my eyes; Lu Buzuo's third surname is a domestic slave, and the old man who galloped the Three Kingdoms naturally knew everything about it; Clearly imprinted in my mind! ”

Qin Shi Huang suddenly called himself me, and Kou Zhun felt a shock in his heart; staring at him, he silently recited in his heart: No wonder the First Emperor, who had been dead for thousands of years, could be resurrected, it turned out that his ghost had not been idle; The events of the dynasties that passed in front of his eyes were all imprinted in his mind, and he only had to pick them out when he used them.

After Qin Shi Huang finished saying the above paragraph, he seemed to remember something, stared at Kou Zhun with a stern expression and said: "Kou Laoxi is a private visit to Weifu today, but you can't hide anything from Lao Qin!" ”

Seeing that Qin Shi Huang was speaking seriously, Kou Zhun grabbed his hand and said with a stern expression: "Brother Qin knows what the lower official thinks?" Let's talk about it! ”

Qin Shi Huang laughed, stood up from the wide bench and stomped in the Immortal Pavilion and said: "The Empress Dowager Xiao of the Liao State and her son Yelu Longxu of the Liao Shengzong led the army deep into the Song Realm in the name of recovering Waqiao Pass, and the Liao general Xiao Tzu Rin broke through the city and captured the Song general Wang Prophet; Attacking Dingzhou and capturing the Song Dynasty Yunzhou observation envoy Wang Jizhong, the Song army confronted the Liao army by defending the fortified city; One after another Tangbao sent to the capital was suppressed by you Kou Laoxi, is there such a thing! ”

Kou Zhun was dumbfounded, a few days ago he received a report of the border crisis; However, in order to stabilize people's hearts, he pressed several copies, and only waited for Zhang Huan to invite Xue Shisan and Xue Jin's grandfather and grandson to attack on all fronts, but he didn't expect that his tricks Qin Shihuang had already known.

Kou Zhun stared at Qin Shi Huang without blinking, Qin Shi Huang cleared his throat and raised his voice: "Empress Dowager Xiao's army is about to approach Lanzhou, which is 300 miles away from Bianliang; The fast horse arrived in a day, and Kou Laoxi, as the prime minister of the dynasty, was as calm as water, and traveled to the Daxiangguo Temple to eat Guanzhong biangbiang noodles? ”

Seeing that Qin Shi Huang had said something that he was unanimously anxious about, Kou Zhun stood up and bowed and said, "Your Majesty, you are not wrong, since you already know the severity of the situation; That's not to give the lower officials a plan on how to repel the Liao army! ”

Qin Shi Huang was stunned, stared at Kou Zhun and said, "Didn't you send Zhang Huan to Fengxiang Mansion to invite Xue Shisan and his granddaughter Xue Jin'er?" ”

Kou Zhun was dumbfounded, staring at Qin Shi Huang in a daze and said, "Your Majesty also knows about this matter?" ”

"The old man is a god operator! What can hide from the old man's eyes? Kou Laoxi wants to do a big thing to make such a deployment arrangement! Qin Shi Huang said sonorously, and suddenly a flash of inspiration raised his arm and said: "The old man remembered that Zheng Shuang was here, that kid must be with Xue Jin's grandson!" ”

Kou Zhun was surprised and said, "Zheng Shuang! Who is Zheng Shuang? How could he be with Xue Jin's grandchildren? ”

Qin Shi Huang originally wanted to say that Zheng Shuang had traveled from the afterlife to revitalize the Song Dynasty, and he himself was resurrected in Qinling with Zheng Shuang's light.

But when the words came to his mouth, he swallowed them back and became: "Zheng Shuang is a hero who is hard to buy, Kou Laoxi should use him as the marshal of the Liao expedition; Don't worry about the Liao army not retreating! ”

Kou Zhun danced excitedly, chattering: "Your Majesty Shengming, the troubles that have plagued Kou for a few days when you say this have suddenly disappeared, and as soon as Zheng Shuang and Xue Shi's third grandson arrive; Our army will attack in full force! ”

Sister-in-law Hong listened to it with enthusiasm, and suddenly knelt down on her knees and asked: "Your Majesty and Xiangye, the little girl is not talented; I am willing to lead a group of men and horses out of the city to resist the Liao army! ”

Qin Shi Huang and Kou Zhun were dumbfounded, Kou Zhun stepped in front of Sister-in-law Hong in three steps and two steps, helped her up and said, "Sister Leng stood up and spoke!" ”

Sister-in-law Hong stood up with the support of Kou Zhun, took the whirlwind double mallet in her hand and waved it: "The Great Song Dynasty is good at everything, it is a bear egg in the military; was beaten one by one, and several battles of the Taizong Dynasty against the Khitans ended in failure; A dignified man is better than a woman with a bun, what face stands between heaven and earth! ”

Sister-in-law Hong is strong-blooded, and the more she talks, the more excited she becomes; When his temperament was steep, he even cut off a corner of the long table with a mallet.

Qin Shi Huang saw that Sister-in-law Hong was filled with righteous indignation, and couldn't help but tears in his eyes and was infected by her spirit.

The reason why the Great Qin Dynasty can unify the divided land of China is that heroes like Sister-in-law Hong continue to emerge.

Men should be self-reliant, and women should not show weakness; It summarizes the martial situation of the Qin Dynasty, where all the people were soldiers, and the martial spirit of the Qin Dynasty became popular under the inspiration of the wife of the Shang King Wuding and Queen Wuding.

In the early days of the Chinese nation, like several other ancient civilizations, they also encountered the threat of ancient Indo-Europeans; Nuhao led the soldiers to successfully defeat the invaders, preserved the race and civilization, and became the only nation among the four ancient civilizations that has stood to this day.

She was the wife of the Shang king Wuding, and was ordered to fight on the battlefield many times, making great contributions to the Shang Dynasty's expansion of territory.

The woman was also often ordered to preside over various ceremonial activities such as worshiping the heavens, ancestors, and sacred springs, and served as divination officials, and died in her thirties; Wu Ding was very grieved; a huge tomb was built for her to be buried alone; A solemn worship ceremony is held.

Kou Zhun saw that Sister-in-law Hong generously invited her, and handled it calmly: "Little sister Leng don't be impatient, the old man has his own arrangements!" ”

Sister-in-law Hong disagreed: "Xiangye is the prime minister of the dynasty who can hide millions of soldiers in his chest, but the Liao army has arrived in Lanzhou, and it is only a day's journey from Bianjing; Could it be that you watched the Liao army go south and the Great Song Dynasty perished......"