Kou Zhun couldn't help but be stunned when he saw Qin Shi Huang challenging Sister-in-law Hong, and said silently: The First Emperor Wen Tao Wuluo is a wonderful among emperors, and only with the Qin Dynasty that the whole people advocating martial arts can there be a great unification of the Chinese nation.

The Qin Dynasty's iron cavalry may have to rank first in the past dynasties, and the Jingsai army of this dynasty, the Tielin army of the Khitan, and the iron harrier of Western Xia have to bow down in front of the Great Qin Iron Cavalry.

The First Emperor was a warrior before he ascended the throne, otherwise why would he cut off a leg of the assassin Jing Ke in Xianyang Palace?

Prince Yan Dan is a dog, and his relationship with Emperor Qin was very iron when he was in Handan; After the Qin Emperor ascended the throne, he tried every means to kill him, but the result was that in the second year when the foolish man Jing Ke was chopped into pulp by the Qin court guards, the Qin Dynasty army broke through Yanjing, and the Yan prince fled to Liaodong and was killed by Yan Wangxi and dedicated to Qin; But the state of Qin still destroyed the state of Yan.

The King of Qin is tall and big, with superb martial arts and extraordinary skills; Where is Sister-in-law Hong's opponent......

Kou Zhun was thinking about it here, Qin Shi Huang had already jumped up and waved the Afang Ding Qin Sword in his hand; Split the head and stabbed at Sister-in-law Hong.

Sister-in-law Hong saw that Qin Shi Huang's sword was sharp and powerful; did not greet him with the whirlwind double mallet in his hand; Instead, his body jumped up and dodged Ah Fang Ding Qin's sword.

Sister-in-law Hong's agility made Kou Zhun dumbfounded, and he couldn't believe that a strong woman with a big waist would be as agile and clever as a sparrow.

Sister-in-law Hong dodged a sword stabbed by Qin Shi Huang, and her body spun in the air and landed in front of Qin Shi Huang; Only then did he wield the whirlwind double mallet to resist the Afang Dingqin sword in his hand.

The sword came and went, and there were more than a dozen moves, but Sister-in-law Hong was superior after all; Seeing that you were going back and forth and it was difficult to subdue Qin Shi Huang, I bought a flaw and jumped out of the circle and threw the whirlwind double mallet into the air.

After the whirlwind double mallet was thrown into the air by Sister-in-law Hong, it spun around like a whirlwind, and Kou Zhun was dumbfounded; Staring at the whirlwind double mallet that was dripping and spinning, he silently muttered: The reason why this weapon is called the whirlwind double mallet may be the reason why it can spin in the air, and it is really a unique thing in the world that the mallet can spin like a whirlwind after being thrown into the air......

Qin Shi Huang saw that Sister-in-law Hong threw the whirlwind double mallet into the air, and that thing was actually dripping and spinning, and he was also sullen.

He was the first emperor of the ages, and he used his force to the fullest more than 2,000 years ago; The Great Qin Iron Cavalry galloped invincible in China, making the Chinese nation fragmented for hundreds of years since the Western Zhou Dynasty and tended to be unified; The book is the same text, the car is on the same track, and the line is the same, which gave birth to the powerful Han Dynasty and the prosperous Tang Dynasty.

The Song Dynasty established by Zhao Kuangyin should have been better than the strong Han and Tang Dynasty, but Yi Di was born in all directions; The Khitan Kingdom in the north produced a female hero, known as the Empress Dowager Xiao.

Empress Dowager Xiao's name is Xiao Zhuo, and her nickname is Yanyan; After listening to the government, he was ambitious; Not to mention the sixteen states of Yanyun, the land of the tiger and the dragon that was ceded by Shi Jingjiao, and the millions of tiger divisions of Chen soldiers in Youzhou repeatedly invaded Bianliang, the capital of the Great Song Dynasty north of the Yellow River; Qin Shi Huang is tolerable and intolerable.

He is the first emperor of the ages, and he spent his whole life to achieve the great integration and unification of the Chinese family, if there is a split in later generations; That would be a stain on his legacy.

Qin Shi Huang was trapped in the Qin Mausoleum, looking at what happened behind him, he couldn't help but be indignant, and wanted to be reborn again for a long time, and then cast the glory of China; But God is not attached to it, and the wish for beauty cannot be realized.

There are many good things, and finally in 1004 AD, a boy named Zheng Shuang entered the wormhole; After getting the jade butterfly, Qin Shi Huang was reborn with the help of the jade butterfly's infant qi.

Qin Shi Huang was grateful to Zheng Shuang and played with him in the small round mirror; But Zheng Shuang's kid turned off the small round mirror and his whereabouts are unknown.

After Qin Shi Huang walked out of the Qin Tomb, he searched for Zheng Shuang everywhere to no avail, thinking that this kid would definitely go to Bianliang, the capital of the Song Dynasty; He hurried to wander around the Wan surname trading market in Daxiangguo Temple, and met Kou Zhun, the prime minister of the dynasty.

Qin Shi Huang and Kou Zhun are both from Guanzhong, but one is from the East and the other is from the West; Qin Shi Huang knew that Kou Zhun was a loyal minister when he was trapped in Qinling, so he was very happy to befriend him.

The two called each other brothers, and rushed to eat biangbiang noodles; I didn't expect to meet the hard stubble sister-in-law Hong.

Sister-in-law Hong's face is as beautiful as a peach blossom, but her body is as thick as a sack; Her very uncoordinated body and face show her strength, and the fierceness even ordinary men can't do.

Kou Laoxi fought against Sister-in-law Hong, and there were only two rounds; The ox-eared knife in his hand was knocked to the ground.

Kou Zhun defeated Sister-in-law Hong completely, and had to admit that her whirlwind double mallet was a weapon with magical power.

Sister-in-law Hong was naturally unconvinced after Kou Zhun Qin Shi Huang was defeated, and he wanted to compete with her in person; But Sister-in-law Hong's whirlwind double mallet is haunting, and Qin Shi Huang is not a mourner at all.

Qin Shi Huang stared at the whirlwind double mallet hanging in the air, but the mallet fell straight down, and one hit the top of his Afang Ding Qin sword; One hit the tail, and the sword of Afang Dingqin was knocked to the ground; Qin Shi Huang lost face.

Sister-in-law Hong saw that Qin Shi Huang's Afang Ding Qin Sword was knocked down, so she took a few steps forward to pick it up and handed it to him: "The slave family offended my uncle, and I hope my uncle will forgive me!" ”

Qin Shi Huang was red-faced, and the defeat of a generation of kings with high martial arts at the hands of a woman made him impressed.

Kou Zhun hurriedly stepped forward to clear the siege, and said with a grin: "Sister-in-law Hong is a heroic heroine, Brother Qin Ying and Kou are not her opponents!" ”

Yang Yang said solemnly: "This is the end of the competition, Sister-in-law Hong's whirlwind double mallet is a magic weapon and unpredictable!" ”

Qin Shi Huang borrowed the slope to get off the donkey and said: "Kou Laoxi, you are not wrong, the little lady is a heroine!" ”

Qin Shi Huang said and looked at Sister-in-law Hong and said: "The little sister is extraordinary, and the old man is willing to bow down; But let's taste your biangbiang noodles, but first performed a full martial arts ......"

Seeing that Qin Shi Huang said this, Sister-in-law Hong hurriedly beckoned to Hong Huang and said, "Brother Hong, go and clean up the Immortal Pavilion and invite the two officials to take a seat!" ”

Sister-in-law Hong previously called Hong Huang a bench dog baby, but now she has become Brother Hong; The tone is much more congenial than before.

Hong Huang saw that the lady commanded like this, so he promised to trot forward; Kou Zhun took off the wine gourd from his waist, took a sip, handed it to Qin Shi Huang and said, "Brother Qin Ying, take a sip too!" ”

Qin Shi Huang pushed it away and grinned: "Kou Laoxi, you are too rude, even if you drink, you have to find a place to pour; Sucking like this is not a system! ”

Kou Zhun was stunned, knowing that Qin Shi Huang had done the emperor's etiquette procedures that paid attention to one board and one eye; is not used to being free and casual like him, so he raised his arm and laughed: "Kou can't bear to be lonely!" As he spoke, he took another sip and said: "Li Baidou has a hundred poems about wine, and the restaurant in Chang'an City sleeps, and the Son of Heaven can't get on the boat, claiming that the minister is a fairy in wine." ”

Qin Shi Huang saw that Kou Zhun took out Li Bai's prevarication, glared at him and said: "You are now the prime minister, you have to be the same as the things in the cup, don't go there with a wine gourd in your waist all day long, drink there, pretend to be a thief, not like a baby; How the people of Li treat you! ”

"Dude is too serious!" Kou Zhun said disdainfully, pulled Qin Shi Huang's hand and said, "Let's go, let's go to the little lady's Immortal Pavilion for a small pour!" ”

Kou Zhun and Qin Shi Huang came to the Immortal Pavilion, and Hong Huang had already decorated the tables, chairs and benches with a new one and waited at the door; Seeing Qin Shi Huang and Kou Zhun coming over, Hong Huang nodded and said, "Please sit down in the two of you, there are no customers in the small shop of Genius Weiliang now; The villain is concentrating on serving the two of them in unison, is it a few cups! ”

"That's a natural thing!" Kou Zhun said as he walked towards the Immortal Pavilion: "Let's have a few pots of wine first, and then cut two catties of beef!" ”

Hong Huang grinned and continued: "There is no charge for drinks in the shop, Xiangye, you can use enough!" ”

Sister-in-law Hong raised her arm and said: "Brother Hong has a lot of words, even if you use wine, you have to taste tea first; You go to the back kitchen to prepare wine and cut vegetables, and the slave family will make tea for the two uncles first! ”

Sister-in-law Hong invited Qin Shihuang and Kou Zhun to sit down, and quickly put on the tea set and made tea; Qin Shi Huang put a tea bowl in front of him, and Kou Zhun put a tea bowl in front of him.

Kou Zhun picked up the tea bowl and took a sip, and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law Hong, the old man said earlier that Lao Er eats persimmons and comes from one stall to another; I want to hear about the noodle varieties run by your biangbiang noodle restaurant, and I want to hear how you use two mallets to repel the robbers who break into the store, and of course, if you can see you kill the pigs! ”

Qin Shi Huang heard Kou Zhun say this, and said sarcastically: "Kou Laoxi is not a good person, he tried martial arts with others just now; Now I want to see people slaughter pigs and sheep; Didn't you come up with the appearance of a little lady! ”

Kou Zhun bowed and said, "Your Majesty, you misunderstood, Weichen didn't mean that!" Kou Zhun shouted His Majesty again, and also said the word Weichen, and Sister-in-law Hong was moved; Look at Qin Shi Huang.

Qin Shi Huang didn't react this time, and Sister-in-law Hong couldn't wait to say, "Uncle, are you really the emperor?" Otherwise, Lord Kou would have called your Majesty several times, and just now he said the word Weichen! ”

Qin Shi Huang saw that Sister-in-law Hong was asking seriously, Huo Di suddenly got up from the wide bench and walked around the Immortal Pavilion; Suddenly looked at Sister-in-law Hong and said, "Little lady, believe it or not, if people die and will be resurrected......"