054 Song Jiang made a speech with tears in his eyes

Song Jiang was in full swing to prepare for Zhao'an, but he had no bottom in his heart. Wu Yong suggested that this matter should not be rushed, and it would be better to give the brothers a drizzle.

After careful preparation, Song Jiang wrote a speech of more than 20,000 words, memorized it well, and wanted to find a suitable opportunity to give you a good lecture. In order to ensure success, he first gave Wu Yong, Guan Sheng, Hua Rong and others a try. The three of them all praised it, and Song Jiang had the bottom in his heart.

Zhongyi Hall is newly painted and decorated, and it is resplendent with gold. The apricot yellow flag has also been renewed, and the four big characters of "for the way of heaven" are bigger and more dazzling, and the wind blows, and the sound is loud. Song Qing was busy again, and prepared the brothers to eat and drink for two or three days. 108 He invited a non-falling all to the Zhongyi Hall and sat in his seat.

Le He stood up first and played a song "Backgammon" for everyone, and the applause was thunderous. Le He sat down, Song Jiang stood up, smiled, bowed, and said, "Brother Zhuzhu has worked hard!" Don't leave after the meeting, eat and drink happily in the big cafeteria for two or three days! ”

Li Kui shouted: "I haven't eaten a large piece of meat for a while, and I have drunk a lot of wine." - A bird has long faded out of its mouth! ”

Some of the brothers also shouted hello.

Song Jiang continued: "Let's tell the brothers a joke first: In ancient times, there were two brothers, one was named Zhang Daring and the other was Li Daring. As soon as the two meet, they will compete to see who is brave, and they are comparable many times. This time, Zhang Daring invited Li Daring to eat hot pot, and he ate the meat with shabu. Zhang Daring wanted to buy meat, and Li Daring said: "What kind of meat to buy, don't we have meat on us!" When Zhang Daring heard this, he patted his thigh and said, "Yes, you cut my meat, I cut your meat, it must be very fragrant to eat!" So they cut each other—"

Li Kui was very happy when he heard it: "Your story is really interesting!" What happened? ”

Song Jiang deliberately stopped and asked everyone. Wu Yong, Guan Sheng, and Hua Rong shook their heads one by one.

"Brother Gongming, is Zhang bold and brave, or Li bold and brave? - Say it quickly! I'm dying! Li Kui stood up.

"Zhang Daring and Li Daring are both brave - 'dead'!" Song Jiang said slowly deliberately.

"How can you die?" Li Kui said dissatisfied.

"How can you not die if you cut too much flesh and bleed too much? Brothers, is this behavior brave or stupid? Song Jiang asked loudly.

"Stupid!" Wu, Guan, and Hua responded loudly.

Song Jiang said loudly: "Yes, it's not bravery, it's stupidity!" Let's think about it, we are all the people of the Great Song Dynasty, and it is absolutely impossible to do anything with the court in the past. If you keep fighting, there is no essential difference between Zhang Daring and Li Daring cutting each other's flesh. That's really not bravery, it's stupidity! ”

Song Jiang swept the group of heroes, and raised his voice again: "Song Jiang was originally a small official, no morality, no ability and no talent, everyone pushed the brothers to the first place to sit, if I don't think about the future fate of the brothers, I am a dog beast who is not as good as a pig."

"I often wake up in the middle of the night, where are we going? Where are we headed? Is eating meat in large chunks and drinking in large gulps of wine our ideals? No! Sealing the wife and the shadow, and honoring the ancestors is our real ideal! But we are all people who have committed crimes, and it is no longer possible to take the ordinary path to seal the shadow of the wife and the son, and glorify the ancestors. - What to do!? What to do?! To tell you brothers, I sometimes think about the boss. I, Song Jiang, was incompetent, so I had to find a place where there was no one and cry bitterly. Brothers, don't laugh at me, men don't flick when they have tears, just because they haven't reached the sad place! ”

Song Jiang choked up as he spoke. The heroes quietly lowered their heads, and even Li Kui was silent.

Song Jiang paved the way for a long time, and finally chanted: "Happy to meet Chongyang, better wine is newly ripe today." See the clear water Danshan, yellow reed bitter bamboo. The head is full of gray hair, and the sideburns are indispensable. May the former bottle talk about brotherhood like gold and jade. Unified jackal tiger, royal border, command, military majesty. The center is willing to protect the people and the country. The sun and the moon are often loyal and fierce, but the wind and dust obstacles are treacherous. Hope that the king of heaven will send an edict, recruit peace early, and be full of heart. ”

While everyone was pondering, Song Jiang added another sentence: "The ancient proverb: If you want to be rich, you must sell wine and vinegar." If you want to be an official, you will be recruited to kill people and set fires. ”

Li Kui finally understood when he heard it, and the final ending was still Zhao'an, and he suddenly stood up: "Zhao'an today, tomorrow's Zhao'an, all day long, recruit a bird?!" ”

Wu Song also stood up: "Zhao'an comes, Zhao'an goes, and the hearts of the brothers are cold." ”

Lu Zhishen also stood up: "Zhao'an, it's better for me to go back to the temple to be a monk!" ”

Li Kui kicked the chair down with a kick and scolded: "Song Jiang, if you mention Zhao'an again, I recognize you as a brother in my eyes, but I don't recognize you as a brother with an axe." What kind of bird is recruited, hit to Tokyo, and take the bird position! ”

After Li Kui finished scolding, he ran out with an axe, and all the brothers followed. The black whirlwind was really angry, ran to the apricot yellow flag, and slashed with an axe, and the flagpole fell down after only a few strokes. Tear off the flag, tear it to pieces, and the fragments went away, like countless yellow pineapple butterflies flying.

"It's the other way around, it's the other way around! Take it down!! Song Jiang shouted loudly.

"Whoever dares to come, I will kill him!" The black whirlwind shouted earth-shattering, and the eyes of the two golden eagles stared, which made people tremble.

Those who want to recruit peace do not dare to move forward at this time; Those who don't want to recruit will not move forward. - It's a stalemate.

Song Jiang fell to his knees with a thud, looked up to the sky and sighed: "Li Tieniu, how do you understand my hard work?!" ”

Li Kui also fell to his knees all of a sudden, threw the axe aside, and also cried and said: "Brother Gongming, as long as you don't mention Zhao'an, you are still my good brother." Up the mountain, down the sea of fire, Li Tieniu said nothing, he was raised by the eldest girl. Brother Gongming, are we people born and died with you just to recruit peace? No, it's just to live happily and freely! ”

Lu Junyi and Wu Yong came over and helped Song Jiang up; Wu Song and Lu Zhi came over and helped Li Kui up.

Song Jiang shook his spirits, laughed and said, "Brothers, don't talk about Zhao'an's!" The food and drinks are ready, let's go, eat and drink! ”

When the brothers heard this, they were overjoyed and went straight to the Liangshan canteen.

Today's big cafeteria is more special, there are ten large cauldrons, boiling soup is boiling, and all kinds of meat and vegetables are placed on the surrounding tables, and each person has chopsticks three feet long.

"Brothers, eat shabu-shabu!" Song Jiang took the lead in picking mutton from the pot and eating it.

A group of about 10 people gathered in a circle and made a hot pot. Li Kui was anxious, and when he saw that the mutton in the pot was gone, and the sliced raw mutton was gone, he came to the back kitchen and carried one leg in one hand. Without further ado, he threw it into the pot. After a while, Li Kui fished out a leg of mutton and nibbled on it. Lu Zhishen couldn't wait, so he also fished out a leg of mutton and gnawed it.

When Song Jiang saw it, he sighed and said, "Ru Mao drinks blood, there is nothing to do!" ”

Wu Yong smiled and said: "Brother, don't worry, indoctrination is not a matter of one or two days!" ”

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