053 Li Kui reported attentively

Recently, Li Kui has performed better, and Song Jiang returned his pair of plate axes. But goodbye to the board axe, miserable, the blade has long been rolled, and there are countless gaps, like the mouth of an old lady who has lost half of her teeth. I had to ask the jade arm craftsman Jin Dajian to rebuild a pair of plate axes. The rules have changed, and in the past, weapons could be made with a single word, but now they must be reported and approved at all levels.

Under Song Jiang's careful teaching, Li Kui was able to write hundreds of words, held back for three days, painted a scoop according to the gourd, and finally wrote a report. There is a little minions next to him who are literate, and when he takes it over, he sees that typos account for more than half of it, and he draws circles on words that he can't write. At the beginning, it was written-

Eunuch Tang, Wu Junshi and Song General Soldiers: Tie Niu has raised his hand!

The little minion thought about it for a long time and understood. The corrections are as follows-

Supervisor Tang, Wu Junshi and Song General Soldiers: Tie Niu has shaken his hand!

Iron Bull I kill people like hemp, and there are thousands of people in a rough calculation. With this performance, it all depends on a pair of extremely sharp plate axes. Some time ago, another pair of adulterers were killed by adulterers. Woman, I found that the axe was blunt. If you look closely, the right axe is not much different from the hammer, and the left axe is almost an iron rod. Therefore, it is specially applied to create a pair of plate axes. Another: The original plate axe weighs 50 pounds, which is not very easy, and the weight gain is 10 pounds.

Li Kui: The eighth day of the first month

I want to agree, good iron is hard to find, and weight gain is not appropriate. Please ask Wang and Hu Er to review the matter.

Supervise the creation of a military ironclad division: Golden Leopard Tang Long on the first day of the first month of March

Li Kui is getting older, and it is advisable to use a 40-pound plate axe. If so, it is both labor-saving and economical. Please ask Zhu Junwu for approval.

Leaders of the Ma Army, who are in charge of the affairs of the three armies: Bantam Tiger Wang Ying, Yizhang Qinghu Sanniang April 10

Recently, military spending has been tight, and it is not appropriate to rebuild. Qin Ming's old mace can be melted and rebuilt. Report to Wu Junshi for approval.

Military Affairs Leader of the Counselor: Zhu Wu, the commander of the Shenji Army, on the first day of the fifth month

After investigation, Qin Ming's old mace has been changed to a special garlic hammer for Liangshan. Can be crafted with old knives. Please ask Deputy General Lu to read and approve it. In addition, Dai Zong has been sent to the hometown of Gongsun Deputy Military Division to solicit his opinions, and it will be submitted in seven days.

In charge of the confidential military division: Zhi Duoxing Wu Yong on the ninth day of the seventh month

Guan Sheng's old knife has been sold to Guandi Temple, and Wu Song's whistle stick to fight the tiger was inadvertently picked up by Shi Qian, and it can be borrowed by Li Kui for temporary use. Please ask General Song to decide.

Liang Shanbo's deputy commander-in-chief: Jade Qilin Lu Junyi on the third day of October

Deputy General Lu has a very good opinion! It's just that when Wu Song's whistle stick hit the tiger, it was broken into two, one has been changed to a rolling pin, and the other has been changed to a blowtorch. Today, my old lady discarded a cigarette pouch and borrowed Li Kui for temporary use. Li Kui's old plate axe must be recovered. Immediately.

The leader of the general army of Liangshanbo: Hu Baoyi Song Jiang December 12

When Tang Long led two minions to deliver weapons to Li Kui. Li Kui had already drunk two catties and two pots, and scolded: "It's really a bird soup long, it's been almost a year before the axe comes out!" ”

Tang Long was busy and said with a smile: "Brother Li, you scolded well!" Isn't this just approved from above? Take back the old plate axe and replace it with a new one right away. ”

Li Kui still scolded and handed over the old axe, and a minion handed him an old cigarette pouch.

"Grandson Tang, do you dare to play with your Grandpa Li?" Li Kui grabbed Tang Long's collar.

"Brother Li, let go! I don't dare to have the guts of a watermelon. - I have a copy here! Tang Long handed the report to Li Kui.

After Li Kui saw it, he jumped like thunder, tore the approval documents to pieces, and rushed straight into Song Jiang's dormitory. A minion told him that the chief soldier was in the small restaurant of Zhongyi Hall to pick up Gongsun Sheng. Li Kui rushed to the door of the small restaurant and was blocked by two guards. One of the guards was bleeding from his nose and mouth, and another punch was full of other guards looking for teeth.

"Iron Bull, are you going to rebel?" Lu Junyi shouted.

"Li Kui, if you have something to say." Wu Yong said slowly.

Li Kui's eyes were round, his hands were on his hips, he stood in front of the dining table, and said, "Why don't you give me a board axe?" ”

"Tie Niu, you listen to the eldest brother: our funds are getting tighter and tighter day by day......," Song Jiang patiently explained.

"Nervous bird! You will get 100 taels of silver for this meal, and you will get 1,000 taels of gold for Master Li at one time...... I'll let you eat! ”

Li Kui overturned the table at once.

Lu Junyi was furious and came over to grab Li Kui's collar. can be caught there, Li Kui has already stripped naked, and only scratches off a few pieces of dead skin. Li Kui ran in front, Lu Junyi chased behind, and came to the martial arts training ground after a short time. Li Kui stopped running, turned around, and prepared to compare with Lu Junyi.

It is an exaggeration to say that Lu Junyi is the best in the world, but among the heroes of Liangshan, kung fu is indeed first-class. But without a stick in his hand, it's hard to say. Li Kui didn't have an axe in his hand, and Lu Junyi was embarrassed to copy the guy. The two fought with their bare hands.

Originally, Li Kui's kung fu was indeed inferior to Lu Junyi. But since the change of the golden eagle eye, his skill has increased greatly, that is, he can do anything to play "advance quantity", and he is still one step short of hearing the eight directions, but the six roads are definitely first-class, and even the archer Hua Rong sighs to himself. In terms of strength, Lu Junyi is not as good as Li Kui, and he has no advantage in wheel wrestling.

Li Kui was stalked and beaten, and Lu Junyi was thrown into two somersaults. was furious, copied a stick with his hand, like a tiger with wings, and beat Li Kui upside down in just one moment.

"You him. it, why do you move the guy?! Li Kui pointed at Lu Junyi and scolded.

Song Jiang and Wu Yong rushed over.

"Iron Bull, get dressed quickly. Light is big. What is the system? Song Jiang shouted.

"I love to be naked." Li Kuiman said nonchalantly.

"There's a cousin here—"

"Sun Erniang and sister-in-law are all buddies. Birds—they've seen them all. ”

"My husband's bird has been seen for a long time, and your bird is really the first time I've seen it!" Sun Erniang and the hired sister-in-law said in unison, laughing after speaking.

Li Kui was once again locked up in "confinement", and sent four people to watch him, not to let him move, and to grind his temperament. Ten years passed, Li Kui couldn't stand it, and after giving in, Song Jiang released him.

Wu persuaded Song Jiang that weapons are the second life of soldiers......

Song Jiangte approved Li Kui to create a new plate axe.

"Brother Gongming still loves me! With the new plate axe, Li Tieniu can kill people like hemp again. Damn Lu Junyi, this stick hurts me so much, find a chance to stomp off one of his paws. Li Kui scolded and came to the Xishan Hotel.

Zhang Qing went out for something, only Sun Erniang was in charge here, and when she saw Li Kui coming, she hurriedly cut a plate of cooked beef and a pot of good wine, and brought it up.

"Erniang, I'm bored drinking alone, so I'll drink a few bowls with Tie Niu." Li Kui drank a large bowl and shouted.

"Okay, it's okay anyway, sister-in-law will accompany you to drink a few bowls." Sun Erniang is a bold daughter, and she also likes Li Kui's temperament, so she drank with him.

Before they knew it, each person drank more than ten bowls, and they were all a little drunk.

"Erniang, I have a new plate axe, let's compare?" Li Kui suddenly became interested.

"I don't dare to compare with you, you will kill me with an axe." Sun Erniang waved her hand again and again.

"I don't use an axe. I heard that you are very good at wrestling, and you are not bad at all compared to Wu Er, so let's fall too? ”

"Who is talking nonsense?" Sun Erniang actually blushed. Wu Song rode her and beat her back then, which was the most embarrassing thing for her to walk the rivers and lakes. Therefore, the least loved to bring up this matter.

"Takeji is here!" Sun Erniang pointed at it.

"Tie Niu, I'll compare with you." Wu Song said with a smile.

"Compare and compare, who is afraid of whom!" Li Kui stood up.

"Wait a minute, I have to drink." Wu Song lifted a barrel of wine, poured more than a dozen bowls, and dried it all in one go.

When they came out of the house, they made a gesture. Wu Song threw Li Kui to the ground with a big back. Li Kui was not convinced, got up and fell again, and was knocked down again. Five times later, furious. Run back to the house and pick up the axe. Wu Song didn't have a weapon in his hand, and he didn't want to use a knife and gun with Li Kui, so he ran away.

"I'm grass, this martial arts, I'm not afraid of tigers, I'm afraid of iron bulls! Hahaha......"

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