Chapter 111 "Havoc in Jiangnan Wenhui 6" (second update)
Chapter 111: Making a Big Trouble in Jiangnan Wenhui 6
Sure enough, it was difficult for him, Yuan Shiguang was powerless in his heart, and invited him with his hand: "Please come out of Shanglian." ”
"Hey, hey, hey......" Cracked mouth sinisterly laughed, Ah Zhen didn't want to play with him anymore, so he said: "Freezing rain sprinkles the window, two o'clock in the east, three o'clock in the west." ”
"This ......" is really an extraordinary shot, Yuan Shiguang is a little broken, and he has never seen such a strong opponent since his debut.
The commentator saw that Yuan Juren was stuck in thinking again, so he hurriedly took advantage of the time to explain loudly: "Everyone, this couplet is a split couplet. Aunt Su's couplet is 'frozen' and 'sprinkled' and dismantled into things, and there are all water, and there are numbers, this couplet is very subtle and difficult. He turned his head to look at the pensive Yuan Shiguang, and then said, "How will Yuan Juren make the next couplet, and let us wait patiently." ”
"I ......" such an opponent made Yuan Shiguang exhausted, thinking that he couldn't make this exquisite dismantling, closed his eyes and sighed: "I give up." ”
Everyone was also exhausted by the toss, and the coupling that came out of the hands of this damn Su family aunt was exquisite, containing many metaphors, it was simply a ghostly workmanship, it was really difficult to compare, and it was difficult to raise people for Yuan.
"Oh! Yuan Juren chose to give up. The narrator shouted loudly, and the numb faces of the talented ladies under the patrol stand glanced at him, and then hurriedly came to Ah Zhen's side and asked curiously: "Aunt Su, Yuanju has given up, you have won this game, can you tell the next link." ”
Gazing at the big man walking down the steps with his head down, Ah Zhen raised his eyebrows and read aloud: "The next link is, 'Cut melons in slices, eight vertical knives, and seven horizontal knives.'" ”
Just arrived at the stage, and when he heard that it was so accurate, Yuan Shiguang turned around and hugged his fists and bowed: "Aunt Su is talented, Shiguang is not as good, not as good." ”
"Yo! Finally lost his temper, don't all of our big people look at us ordinary people with the whites of their eyes? With a smile, Ah Zhen squinted at him and dealt a fatal blow. That's right, your father and uncle are officials, and your whole family is officials, but that's your business? Your family is rich, have you ever made a penny yourself? I think I am talented, but now I am like a lost dog, I feel pathetic for you. Lift people? Phew! If you don't have Zuyin, you're just a pile of shit, which is ridiculous. ”
"You ......" thought of him as the proud son of Yuanshi Guangtian, how could he have been humiliated in public like this, and roared on the stage: "Shut up, shut up." ”
"What? Do you want to cry and go home to find your father, and then coquettish ......" The learning milk doll shook her head and said: "Mother, someone bullied Xiao Guangguang, you asked Daddy to arrest him." ”
"Shut up, shut up ......" Under the eyes of all the people, Yuan Shiguang's face was bloodless, and his whole body kept shaking with anger.
"Let's go home and nurse." Ah Zhen pulled down his ruthless face and pointed down fiercely: "Don't treat the little people as people, you think you are something, in the eyes of Lao Tzu, you are not even as good as a piece of." ”
"Aunt Su, are you talking too much?" Guozijian stood up and held his breath and said, "Since you have won, why did you fall into the well like this." ”
"Believe it or not." Ah Zhen twisted his eyes and looked at the dozen celebrities behind him, and pointed down angrily: "If I lose, he must be a hundred times more vicious than me." He looked coldly at the big man with a distorted face, and hummed and said, "Do not do to others what you do not want to be done to yourself." I'm just giving him back what he was going to give me. ”
"There will be a date later." Yuan Shiguang's expression was extremely distorted, he glanced up with hatred, and then brushed his sleeves and left this shameful place.
"Hmph......" Ah Zhen snorted coldly at his back, and then turned his eyes and shouted at the hundreds of talented people who were quiet: "There is still one left, who will come up." ”
Retreat......
Even Yuan Ju was embarrassed by him and fled, and everyone was now avoiding the coupling like a snake and scorpion, and as soon as his gaze arrived, a large number of people retreated neatly. They don't want to be so embarrassed and ridiculed in public.
Ah Zhen saw which side his gaze swept towards, and the crowd on which side retreated one after another, and he was stunned for a while.
"Why don't you have one?" After ravaging the four people, there was still one person left to pass the level, and he turned his head to look at the dozen people behind him.
Several first-generation grandmasters really wanted to go up and collapse the corners of his arrogant mouth, but the connections that came out of this person's mouth were all of the highest quality, and they were not sure. In front of so many students, if you are defeated, how should you put this face?
"Aunt Su's connections are all top-notch, and there is no need to compare ......"
"Wait." Just as Guozijian was about to compromise, there was a coquettish cry in the group of ladies, and then a white figure flew onto the stage in a volley. After standing still, Leng often said, "I'll come to learn and learn." ”
"Huh?" Seeing that it was Yin Yin, Ah Zhen was stunned, and turned his head sideways to look at more than a dozen old men.
"This ......" Guozi Jian saw that it was a lady, his old face was stunned, and he immediately shouted: "Nonsense, this is the trick of talents, ladies have to be compared with ladies, and the winner can enter the finals with the talents, go down quickly." ”
Yin Yin also knew, turned his head and glared at Wang Dong, the turtle under the stage, and pointed his finger at Ah Zhen and hummed: "This person is extremely arrogant, it is really infuriating." ”
"Miss Yin, even if you are angry, you can't mess around like this." An old man from Hangzhou Bookstore walked forward and persuaded: "I haven't been selected for the competition yet, how can a lady be compared with a talent." ”
Seeing that his younger brother's teacher also came out to persuade him, Yin Yin angrily pointed at Ah Zhen and shouted: "Say, do you want to compare with me?" ”
Ah Zhen's heart was abrupt, staring at the Yin Yin in front of him who seemed to rush up to kill him, and asked weakly: "What does Miss Yin want to compare?" "He doesn't know martial arts.
"Of course, it's Lian." Yin Yin saw that he asked knowingly, and his anger was burning. This damn lewd ruffian turned out to be the aunt of the Su family, the slut husband with the same name as her, without her Yin Yin's permission, he dared to live so freely and happily, could she spare him?
"It turned out to be a union." After being beaten by her three times, Ah Zhen breathed a sigh of relief. Holding his chest and scanning her, he pretended to suddenly realize: "It turns out that Miss Yin understands the connection." ”
"You ......"
"Husband, Jun ......" Just as Yin Yin was about to make a move, a voice of Ying Huangxian that was not inferior to her sounded in the crowd.
"Huh?" Hearing the voice of his wife, Ah Zhen turned his head to look into the pile of ladies, and sure enough, when he saw that it was Ting'er, he immediately walked happily to the side of the steps and asked, "Ting'er, why are you here?" ”
With a deep smile, Su Tingting stared at this husband who was extremely feminine, shook her head and sighed: "It's been here for a while, but the husband is busy and it's inconvenient to disturb." ”
"Su Tingting......"
"It's really Miss Su......"
"Oh my God, Miss Su is really married."
Seeing this scene, thousands of people, whether they believed it or not, all believed it.
Hearing such a whisper, Su Tingting's face was slightly rippling, and she smiled softly and sighed and glanced at her husband, before she hurriedly walked up to more than a dozen old men, and said, "The woman has seen all the saints. ”
"Don't be ...... that way"
"Don't be so ......"
"Don't be so ......"
Seven old men, four grandmothers, and three middle-aged people raised their hands in unison.
"Yes." Su Tingting got up softly, turned to the cold Yin Yinfu and said: "I have heard for a long time that there is Miss Yin in Hangzhou, but Tingting does not go out often, and I am fortunate to see it today, it is really a match made in heaven." "This is Miss Yin, who beat her husband three times and drove him out of the house, she is really beautiful and proud.
"Where." Because of the deep enmity between the two families, Yin Yin is no stranger to Su Tingting, and he is extremely indifferent, and he doesn't even give back Wanfu.
Seeing everything in her eyes, Su Tingting smiled disapprovingly: "Miss Yin wants to fight with my husband?" ”
"Not bad." This Su Tingting is extremely dazzling, since she is married to a wife, it is not good to stay at home, what are you doing when she comes out to show her face.
"Husband, the saints have said just now that talented ladies and ladies who have not entered the finals are not allowed to fight each other." Pressing his hand on his waist and persuading in public: "If the husband can trust the concubine, and let the concubine learn from Miss Yin on your behalf, you feel good." ”
"Absolutely." Picking up this pretentious wife, Ah Zhen turned to a dozen people and asked, "What do you think?" ”
"So good, so good." Guozijian nodded again and again, and gestured left and right: "Since this is the case, then let Miss Yin and Su Xiao ...... Belch! Let's fight. ”
"Oh my God, the first beauty in Suzhou and the first beauty in Hangzhou are on the right side." Countless ladies covered their mouths, unable to believe that the beauty of the two states had actually met.
"But, does Miss Yin understand Lianlian?" One of them was very puzzled.
"You seem to know martial arts, right?" A lady from Hangzhou shook her head. "I've never heard of Miss Yin participating in any anthologies or literary meetings."
"Okay, don't talk about it, since Miss Yin dares to come on stage, she must have poetry and books in her belly." Stopped all the gossip girls, and gossiped to himself: "This is the first time, Miss Su and Miss Yin's beauty has long been indistinguishable, this time is really an eye-opener." ”
"Not really."
Yin Yin's heart was very choked, and he was angry and pointed at the shameless person who turned around and wanted to step down. "Stop, I'm going to compete with you."
"Husband, step down first." Su Tingting turned her head and gently persuaded her husband who was drunk, and then smiled at the cold Yin Yin: "The rules cannot be changed, please be merciful to Miss Yin's subordinates, please go out of the union." ”
"Hmph......" With Suzhou, a beautiful and talented woman who has been highly praised, she ignored her like this, seeing that shameless toad ignored her and walked off the stage, Yin Yin didn't know why she was so angry. After snorting heavily, he glared at the shameless woman in front of him coldly and angrily, and said: "Heshun has a hundred blessings." ”
"Huh?" When this coupling landed, everyone was stunned, and they all looked at Miss Yin as if they were looking at monsters.
"Waha......" Lying on the side of the stage, Ah Zhen heard this couplet, and suddenly burst into laughter, laughing so hard that even tears flowed out.
"Hahaha......" Everyone whose jaws fell to the ground was led by this burst of laughter, and they immediately followed the laughter.
Don't understand what these people are laughing at? Yin Yinqi's beautiful face flushed, and she ran to Ah Zhen who was lying on the stage, and shouted coldly: "What's so funny, isn't this a couplet?" ”
"It's a union, it's a union, it's definitely a union." Ah Zhen wiped his tears, cracked his big mouth and naturally received: "The next link is, the word peace is worth a thousand gold; or bless, according to the door of the house, everything is prosperous; Or the Fulin courtyard is always safe in all seasons. "I'll send you another batch: Vientiane Update; or welcome the New Year; Or celebrate the Chinese New Year. After saying that, I couldn't bear the joy, I couldn't stand it while holding my stomach, and I laughed again.
"You ......" Yin Yin didn't expect that as soon as he opened his mouth, there would be several lower links, seeing that everyone was laughing at her, her cold eyes suddenly gathered mist, and she clenched her fists and yelled at everyone who laughed at her: "All are not allowed to laugh." ”