Chapter 55: The Old Man Fishing

Jiang Xiaobai limped in front of Gao Yu, stared at him and said sentence by sentence: "Lao Tzu wants a fart proof, Lao Tzu said that if you smoke, you will be pumped, and if you say that you will be compensated, you will be compensated, are you not convinced or what?" The Empress Dowager said that even if Lao Tzu accidentally fell while walking and was injured, he would have to ask you, the old immortal, to compensate. Do you take the will of the Empress Dowager as a joke? ”

"You ......"

Gao Yu was dumbfounded.

The ministers were also stupid.

When the emperor heard this, he was overjoyed, how could I forget this stubble? Although Jiang Xiaobai is suspected of holding chicken feathers as an arrow, I have to say that with this stubble, it was originally a tricky matter, but now it is much simpler and more trouble-free.

Having said that, although he is the emperor, he does not dare to disobey the will of the empress dowager! If Jiang Xiaobai saw him, the emperor, why did he dare to stand upright here, it was not because he got the will of the Empress Dowager, and he didn't have to kneel in this Taihe Palace.

The emperor pretended to be crazy and stupid and said: "Yes, yes, yes, then do it according to the will of the empress dowager!" Let's all discuss it, and you can pay how you want! If there is any disagreement, don't look for me, just go directly to the Empress Dowager, and this matter is decided. ”

The emperor's meaning is very clear, that is, I can't manage this matter, you can find someone who can manage it!

Hehe, this thing Jiang Xiaobai did sounded like a headache every time, but when it came to actually dealing with it, it was very simple. Every time, it was done in a few words, and the current emperor really liked this Jiang Xiaobai a little.

"Minister, Emperor Xie."

Jiang Xiaobai said to the emperor. Then he ran to Captain Gao and said, "Old man Gao, how much money do you plan to compensate me for this?" If you don't satisfy me, you know the consequences. ”

Gao Yu was so angry that he gritted his teeth, he lowered his voice and said tremblingly: "Lao Tzu doesn't satisfy you, what can you do with the old man?" ”

Jiang Xiaobai said indifferently: "If you don't satisfy Lao Tzu, I will go out for a while, I will wrestle all the way back, and I will fall every day to ensure that you fall until you go bankrupt." ”

"You ......"

Gao Yu was so angry that he couldn't speak, this is a first-class scoundrel, he won't reason with you at all, what can you do with him? The Empress Dowager Chrysostom said that what she said really can't be counted, and when the time comes, the Empress Dowager is really likely to find trouble with him every day. After all, Jiang Xiaobai saved her no matter what she said.

"What do you want?"

"It's very simple, pay me 100,000 taels of silver! As for whether you pay for it yourself or all of you pay it together, that's your business, and I don't care. ”

All the ministers were angry, alas, it seems that we are here to complain, how did we become a loser? They really can't figure it out.

The emperor also felt that this Jiang Xiaobai was too arrogant, and he had to beat him. Look at these courtiers of his own, they are all angry with him and want to vomit blood.

No, since this Jiang Xiaobai became the apprentice of the immortals, he began to be unscrupulous and do whatever he wanted. No, I'm going to have to beat him up, and if I let him go on like this, I don't know how many people I'm going to do?

It is not an exaggeration for the emperor to think like this. You think, the ministers of the Manchu Dynasty have been harmed like this by him, and this is if it is other ordinary people. How is it possible to survive?

The emperor said: "Jiang Xiaobai, since your leg is injured, then stay in the palace and let the imperial doctor show you!" When you look good, you will leave the palace. ”

Yes? What do you mean?

Jiang Xiaobai was shocked, didn't he ground him? The most important thing is that his leg is not really injured! Those imperial doctors in the palace have been offended by him, if the emperor knows that his leg is fine, it will be a crime of bullying the king!

"Your Majesty, the ministers will govern the ...... by themselves"

"Okay, Jiang Xiaobai, this is my grace to you and my love for you. How? Do you want to be disrespectful? ”

"Huh? No, but the ministers can't trust those imperial doctors, and the emperor, you also know that those imperial doctors can't get along with the ministers. ”

The emperor was happy. It's rare to see Jiang Xiaobai so embarrassed, every time he sees him, he is very arrogant.

"Okay, naturally you can cure it yourself, then cure it yourself! What are the requirements? What do you want? Everything in the palace satisfies you. You just stay in the palace and recuperate! Is there a better place to recuperate than in the palace? ”

"This?"

Jiang Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief, just don't need the imperial doctor to check himself, since this emperor has to stay in the palace by himself, then stay in the palace! Once the emperor opens Chrysostom, it will be difficult for him to resist!

Jiang Xiaobai was very depressed, he won the lawsuit, but he was locked up and confined. But fortunately, although he was confined, fortunately he was not locked up in a small house, and he was still able to move around at will in this palace.

Since he was a child, he has never been able to wander around the palace, so take this opportunity to wander around the palace!

Jiang Xiaobai was very bored, so he walked around the palace, the environment was not bad, the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant, and the emperor still knew how to enjoy it!

If you have nothing to do, why don't you just hunt a few birds here and eat them on a barbecue! I just don't know if it is forbidden to hunt birds in this palace? Forget it, it's not good if you commit a taboo.

Jiang Xiaobai thought about it, and finally gave up the idea of fighting birds. Heck, there's someone fishing by the lake, and it's a good activity!

But we don't have fishing tackle!

Heck, we haven't signed in today, so let's sign in first, in case we can get a pair of fishing tackle!

Jiang Xiaobai hurriedly entered QQ with his consciousness and clicked on the sign-in.

Congratulations on checking in and getting a deck of playing cards.

I'll go, Lao Tzu wants fishing tackle, why are you playing cards? Jiang Xiaobai was depressed. Now even if he has playing cards, he can't find anyone to play with him!

Forget it, let's go up and see if the fishing guy has any extra fishing tackle!

Jiang Xiaobai walked up and took a look, the fishing guy was an old man, his beard was white, and he sat there quietly, just like the calm lake, without any waves.

"Hey! Old man, if you still have fishing tackle, give us a pair, let's fish together! ”

The old man who was fishing turned his face, saw Jiang Xiaobai, was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Boy, what do you call me?" ”

Jiang Xiaobai was stunned and said, "Old man, aren't you an old man?" No, I'm sorry, old man, do you still have fishing tackle, give us a pair, let's fish together! ”

Jiang Xiaobai felt that calling the old man didn't seem to be respectful enough, so he hurriedly changed his title. After all, I'm begging someone!

The old man had two pairs of fishing tackle in his hands, and he said happily: "Okay, old man, call the old man." But boy, why should I give you fishing tackle? I'll give you fishing tackle, and I'll steal business with the old man? ”

Jiang Xiaobai scratched his head, as if no one would do this.