Kou Zhun saw that Qin Shi Huang asked him to call him Qin Ying, and said that he would treat him as a shadow; Frowning and glaring, he shouted for a long time: "Brother Qin Ying!"

Qin Shi Huang replied, and the two walked together; Talking and laughing, he walked towards Hong Huang's biangbiang noodle restaurant.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw a sturdy woman coming up, Kou Zhun and Qin Shi Huang stopped and looked at each other, the two couldn't believe that there was such a tall and mighty woman in the Great Song Dynasty!

Shi Nai'an's creation of "Water Margin" depicts a Sun Erniang as a dominatrix and opened a precedent for pickling women in the Song Dynasty, which is because Sun Erniang specializes in killing people and stealing goods on the cross slope; also made human meat buns and sold them, and things were rotten after they were planted in Wu Song's hands.

Sun Erniang's image of a fierce woman Shi Nai'an is vividly described: I saw a hotel in the morning, a woman sitting by the window railing in front of the door, revealing a green gauze shirt, a hairpin ring on her head, and some wild flowers on her sideburns. Seeing Wu Song and the two dukes coming to the door, the woman walked up to greet her. Tie a bright red silk skirt below, rub a face of rouge lead powder, open your chest, expose the main waist of peach yarn, and a color of gold buttons on it: the eyebrows are murderous, and the eyes are fierce. The shaft is like a stupid waist, and the mallet is like a mulberry hand and foot. The back is covered with a layer of greasy powder to hide the naughty; Thick rubbing will be two faint rouge, directly invading the messy hair. The red dress is colorful and belly-wrapping, and the yellow hair is bright and golden. The bracelet cages the witch's arm, and the red yarn reflects the Yaksha.

Such a shabby description makes future generations never forget the image of the fierce woman and the goddess Sun Erniang.

However, the sturdy woman in front of her is similar to the dominatrix, but her face is very different.

The stout woman was twenty years old, and her face was ruddy; Her beautiful eyes flickered with a heroic aura. The upper body wears a green gown with an open front, revealing a scarlet bandeau; A red kerchief is wrapped around the high bun, and the twin peaks rise under the bandeau chest; A long apricot yellow skirt tied around the belly, and a pair of cloth shoes on the feet; The feet are thick and seem to have endless brute force.

Kou Zhun was stunned, and said in his heart: "The woman's height is six feet!" ”

In the Song Dynasty, one foot was 31.68 centimeters in later generations, and six feet was 190 centimeters; the height of a sturdy woman was almost the same as the height of the Chinese women's basketball team and women's volleyball players, and such a tall woman was rare in the Song Dynasty.

Qin Shi Huang was seven feet tall and 210 centimeters in later generations, and Kou Zhun was five feet eight inches and 183 centimeters in later generations, and Kou Zhun's height was no more than that of a strong woman; He stared at her with surprised eyes.

The woman saw Kou Zhun and Qin Shi Huang walking into the store and standing at the door, staring at her with her eyes dead, so close that she pressed her hands on her hips and said with a smile: "The two uncles patronize the small shop, please ask the uncle whether to eat noodles or vegetables!" ”

Qin Shi Huang listened to the woman speak the Guanzhong dialect, and couldn't help but say happily: "Little lady, your banner is marked with biangbiang noodles; The old man and the two came to the biangbiang side! ”

"Okay!" The woman said another Wanfu to Qin Shi Huang: "The biangbiang noodles in the slave shop are a specialty of Guanzhong, but Yangzhou fried rice and Chengdu dragon are also real rice and ......."

Qin Shi Huang and Kou Zhun saw that the strong woman was serious, so they whispered; The stout woman said two more Wanfu stood still and said, "The two uncles are healthy!" The two uncles came to the slave house in the shop, and it was glorious! From now on, the shop will definitely be rich because of the presence of the two uncles! "The stout woman's mouth is as sweet as honey.

Qin Shi Huang helped the Ah Fang Ding Qin Sword on his waist, and was very interested in the sturdy woman with a sharp mouth.

The Qin sword is a famous sword in ancient China, and the sword body has the name of the sword engraved by Prime Minister Li Wei with Qin Xiao Seal; The entire sword is three feet six inches long. The Qin sword is a representative work of excellent Chinese sword culture during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, and Qin Shi Huang wore it as a sword; Later generations praised this sword as the first sword in the world.

Qin Shi Huang was resurrected in the Qin Tomb under the induction of Zheng Shuangyu's butterfly and a small round mirror, and did not forget to bring the Afang Ding Qin Sword when he walked out of the mausoleum.

Qin Shi Huang took Ah Fang Ding Qin Jian and walked out of Qin Mausoleum, wanting to find Zheng Shuang, but he didn't know where Zheng Shuang went; Thinking that it is now the first year of Zhenzong Jingde of the Song Dynasty, Zheng Shuang may have gone to the capital Bianliang; I came non-stop, and when I arrived in Bianliang, the most important thing to go to was of course the Daxiangguo Temple, a market for the trading of ten thousand surnames.

Qin Shi Huang happily rushed to the Great Xiangguo Temple, only to find that this place is worthy of its name, and the grand occasion of commodity trading is much more prosperous than Xianyang when he was emperor; Qin Shi Huang wandered around the Great Xiangguo Temple with great interest, but found the prime minister Kou Laoxi.

The prime minister of the Northern Song Dynasty, Kou Laoxi, knew Qin Shi Huang when he was in the Qin Tomb Pit, and although Qin Shi Huang had not yet been resurrected, his soul had always been pressed; The soul of Qin Shi Huang has the function of recognition and memory, and he still remembers Kou Zhun several times when he visited the Qin Tombs.

Now that Qin Shi Huang has been reborn, a piece of Kou Laoxi naturally wants to call him back; After Qin Shi Huang shouted to Kou Zhun, the two wanted to eat biangbiang noodles in Guanzhong, and as soon as they entered the door, they met a tall and mighty woman.

Qin Shi Huang stared at the sturdy woman standing in front of him, and saw that she had a beautiful face and a lovely demeanor, but her body was tall and not like the Song Dynasty woman muttered in her heart: If such a woman goes to the battlefield to kill the enemy, she is a tiger general!

The height of a strong woman is six feet, which is not much different from the height of Qin Shi Huang; Such women are rare even in the tall Qin Dynasty.

Kou Zhun was even more surprised, his height was 5 feet 8 inches, and later generations were 183 cm; But the woman in front of him turned out to be taller than him.

Kou Zhun stared at the woman with straight eyes, and saw that she was about twenty years old; He wears a green gown with an open front to reveal the scarlet bandeau inside; A red kerchief is wrapped around a high bun, and the twin peaks rise below the bandeau chest; A long apricot yellow skirt tied around the belly, and a pair of wide-mouth cloth shoes made of hands; The feet and hands are coarse and the stool is jaw-dropping.

The woman covered her mouth and smiled: "The two uncles eat noodles or vegetables!" We are Hong Huang biangbiang noodle restaurant also sells stir-fried vegetables and omnivorous! ”

Qin Shi Huang listened to the woman speaking the Guanzhong dialect, and couldn't help but say happily: "Little lady, the flag on your banner is marked with Hong Huang biangbiang noodles; That's how the old man and the two men came to this side! ”

"Then bring the two uncles a bowl of biangbiang noodles?" The woman said another blessing.

Qin Shi Huang laughed and said: "The little lady is in a hurry, you have to introduce the characteristics of biangbiang noodles!" ”

The sturdy woman nodded her head and said: "The slave shop is mainly engaged in biangbiang noodles in Guanzhong, and also buys Yangzhou fried rice, and Chengdu Long is in charge; In addition to biangbiang noodles, there are dozens of other noodles! ”

Kou Zhun listened to the sturdy woman's biangbiang noodle restaurant buy dozens of kinds of noodles, and tugged Qin Shihuang's arm with great interest and said, "Brother Qin Ying, let's sit down and listen to the little lady tell her the names of dozens of noodles!" ”

Kou Zhun said and pulled a wide bench for Qin Shi Huang to sit on, but instead of sitting, he took out a silver ticket from his body and put it on the long dining table and said, "Little lady, this is a five-yuan Jiaozi coin; If you can name 20 kinds of pasta in the pass, the money will be yours; But you've got to get the old man to drink! ”

Qin Shi Huang poked Kou Zhun in the back of his waist with his fingers and grinned: "Kou Laoxi is worthy of his name, you are the Jiaozi coin and other people's wine that gave the little lady five yuan of money; Isn't it a little too calculating? ”

The sturdy woman couldn't help but be dumbfounded when she heard Qin Shi Huang call Kou Zhun Kou Laoxi; He pressed his hand and asked: "This uncle called this uncle Kou Laoxi, is it the prime minister of the court, Lord Kou!" ”

Kou Zhun listened to the strong woman's question, and couldn't help but be speechless; Qin Shi Huang knew that he was slipping his mouth, so he said bluntly: "This guy is the quasi-prime minister of Kou Laoxi Kou who can calculate!" ”

The sturdy woman heard Qin Shi Huang say that the person in front of her was Prime Minister Kou Zhun, and hurriedly knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "Xiangye is above, the woman is cold and frosty to kowtow to you......"