Kou Zhun saw the sturdy woman kneeling and bowing, and hurriedly humbled and said, "No courtesy, no courtesy, little lady get up and speak!" ”

The sturdy woman stood up, and Kou Zhun said thoughtfully: "The little lady is called Leng Bingshuang? ”

The sturdy woman who claimed to be Leng Bingshuang stood up and said: "The slave family's surname is Leng Mingshuang, just because the neighbors of the neighborhood with the surname Hong Minghuang call the slave family's sister-in-law Hong;!" ”

"Sister-in-law Hong!" Kou Zhun laughed and said, "It's really not bad to call it like that!" ”

Sister-in-law Hong smiled, turned around and shouted to the back kitchen: "Bench dog baby, come out and meet Kou Xiangye!" ”

As soon as Sister-in-law Hong's voice fell, she saw a five-short man running out of the back kitchen; The five short men were dressed as chefs, and after running out of the back kitchen, they saw Kou Zhun and Qin Shi Huang; After a few stunned glances, he trotted over, and bowed down when he arrived; He shouted in his mouth: "Xiangye is above, please accept Xiaomin Honghuang's worship!" ”

Qin Shi Huang saw that Hong Huang's height was not more than five feet, which was far from Hong's sister-in-law who was six feet tall; The eyes were wide open and Lao Yuan chattered: "Yin is prosperous and yang is declining!" Who are you, kid? ”

Hong Huang saw Qin Shi Huang asking, stood up and said with a smile: "Who is the guest officer asking Xiaomin?" Xiaomin's surname is Hong Minghuang, this is Xiaomin's Hun family cold frost! Hong Huang pointed his finger at Sister-in-law Hong, and said in a firm tone, with a smug smile on his face.

Kou Zhun then chanted a poem:

The moon falls and the sky is full of frost,

Jiang Feng Yuhuo was sleepy.

Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City,

Midnight bell to the passenger ship.

After Kou Zhun finished chanting a poem, he bowed to Sister-in-law Hong and said: "The name Leng Bingshuang is poetic, and Zhang Ji made immortal poems with this theme back then!" Cold as ice, cold as frost, hot as charcoal! ”

Sister-in-law Hong covered her mouth and smiled, and said: "Xiangye is really knowledgeable, the little woman's name is just random, not as poetic as you said!" Sister-in-law Hong also recited a poem when she said: "The moon black goose flies high, and escapes at night." If you want to chase away the light horsemen, the snow is full of bows and knives. "Sister-in-law Hong actually recited Lu Lun's poems in the Tang Dynasty, and her character and direction are self-evident.

Kou Zhun was so excited that he almost shouted, he got up early in the morning today for a private visit; The first is to wait for Xue Shisan and Xue Jin'er, the second is to observe the people's feelings in the capital Bianliang, and the third, of course, is to look for useful talents for the upcoming battle against the Liao State. Although Kou Zhun, a sturdy woman named Leng Bingshuang, didn't know much about it, it had already been hinted from her words and poems just now that her ambition was to be in the frontier rather than the three-inch pot and tavern.

Kou Zhun is a smug man in Guanzhong, but Zhang Fei is also thick and fine, he wants to carefully observe the cold frost - Sister-in-law Hong is used by the country.

Qin Shi Huang saw Hong Huang running out of the back kitchen, staring at the boss without blinking for a while, and asked with a little regret: "Are you the husband of the little lady?" Why do you look so ......" Qin Shi Huang didn't say what he wanted to say later.

Hong Huang glanced at Qin Shi Huang disappreciatively, and seemed to guess what he wanted to say, so he said bluntly: "Does the guest officer want to say that Xiaomin looks cold?" Xiaomin is cold-looking, but she took the initiative to come to the door of the Hun family; Xiaomin marrying the Hun family as a wife is also called learning from each other's strengths, don't you say? ”

Qin Shi Huang laughed "squirting", thinking about the humor of the common people; Such a heavy topic was talked about by him so easily.

Kou Zhun interjected: "Sister-in-law Hong, what did you call Brother Hong Huang just now? ”

"Bench dog!" Sister-in-law Hong didn't hide it, pointed her finger at Hong Huang and said, "Look at the appearance of this product, is it a bench dog?" ”

The bench dog baby means low, which is more sarcastic than Wu Dalang's nickname "Three-inch Dinggu Bark" in "Water Margin".

Hong Huang didn't care when he heard that Sister-in-law Hong was so pickled, but his eyebrows flew and he said: "The Hun family pickles the small people, which is used in time and space, and it is too late for the small people to be happy!" ”

Qin Shi Huang said with a smile: "Little girl, pickled husband, you are not angry but happy; And why! ”

Hong Huang glanced at Qin Shi Huang and chattered: "The villain's noodle restaurant depends on the Hun family, and when you get up in the morning, the Hun family has to kill pigs and take meat; Next, mix the dough, knead the dough, roll the dough and then stand at the door to entertain the guest officer, and stick it into the end! ”

Hong Huang said wittily, waving his hand in the air and grinning: "The Hun family is the door god Qin Qiong and Jingde, and the two mallets are invincible all over the world!" The next year ago, he used two mallets to repel a few ringing horses that broke into the small shop and wanted to rob, if it weren't for the ringing horses kneeling and begging for mercy; The Hun family will definitely kill their dogs! ”

Kou Zhun saw Hong Huang and said that Sister-in-law Hong was an invincible opponent in the world with two mallets of Qin Qiong and Jingde, and also said that Sister-in-law Hong used two mallets to repel several robbers who broke into the noodle shop and wanted to rob; With a flash of inspiration, he asked tightly: "Brother Hong said that the Hun family is fighting all over the world invincible mallet, and he doesn't take it out for the old man to see!" ”

Hong Huang was stunned, turned his head and ran to the back kitchen, and ran out with two hammered mallets in his hands when he returned.

Hong Huang ran to Kou Zhun and Qin Shi Huang, gave two mallets to each of them and said, "Xiangye and the strong man, please see, this is the Hun's weapon whirlwind double mallet!" ”

Qin Shi Huang took the mallet handed over by Hong Huang in his hand and looked at it, which was no different from the wooden pestle used by a country woman to beat her clothes; But the weight is more than ten catties, a mallet is more than ten catties, and two are not thirty or forty catties.

Qin Shi Huang was watching with a mallet, and Kou Zhun had already happily spoken: "Sister-in-law Hong, this is your weapon!" ”

As he spoke, he took the mallet in his hand and said with a smile: "The old woman in the countryside of Huazhou, our hometown, used this thing to beat the cloth, and Sister-in-law Hong used it as a weapon, and it wasn't captured as soon as she made a move......

Qin Shi Huang had a flash of inspiration, and interrupted Kou Zhun with a gloomy laugh: "Kou Laoxi doesn't believe that the mallet can be used as a weapon? Why don't you compete with Sister-in-law Hong to see if you can beat her! ”

Qin Shi Huang's sentence aroused the undercurrent in Kou Laoxi's heart that had been suffocated for a long time, and a stream of hot blood instantly surged in his abdomen.

Kou Zhun was 19 years old and was already an envoy to the Privy Council before he became the prime minister, which was equivalent to the position of deputy prime minister in later generations; I have not forgotten the tradition of the literati in the Tang Dynasty who practiced martial arts with swords, and loved to learn martial arts competition methods with others in their spare time; This habit became as habitual as his drinking.

When Kou Zhun walked out of the Prime Minister's Mansion today, he hid a cow-eared knife under his undershirt, and the reason why he hid the ox-eared knife under his undergarment; That's because the imperial court had a ban on civilians from owning knives, and if they violated, they would be imprisoned.

Kou Zhun had this errand because he didn't want to get into trouble on his private visit to Weifu, so he hid the knives, but he had to bring them for protection.

Then the problem is, since the imperial court has a ban on civilians not to bring swords and swords; Which Qin Shi Huang walked around the Daxiangguo Temple with a Fang Ding Qin sword on his shoulder, why didn't anyone care about a few coming and going?

There are some doorways in this, civilians are not allowed to carry swords, and officials are not allowed to carry swords; The literati of the Song Dynasty had a high status, and in some cases they could carry swords and swords; The person who carries the sword must be an official, and most of these officials are literati and bachelors who hold real positions in the military circles.

Qin Shi Huang has a tall waist and a tall body, and at first glance he is a border general or a guard with a knife in the capital - since Song Taizu sat in the Dragon Court, the height of the forbidden army in the Song Dynasty has regulations: the height of the enlisted must be more than 178 cm, and the height requirement for the guard with a knife is 183 cm - Qin Shi Huang is more than two meters tall, and no one will ask if he walks on the streets of Tokyo for a few days with a Fang Ding Qin sword; The fact that Wei Shi was there and took off his pants and farted was just too much.

Kou Zhun is different, he is dressed as a restaurant shop; If a knife is brazenly marched, the plainclothes soldiers patrolling the streets will immediately pick it up.

Qin Shi Huang's words plucked the turbulent strings in Kou Zhun's heart, and I saw him lift his shirt; He pulled out the ox ear knife from the belt below and held it in his hand, looked at Sister-in-law Hong and said with a smile: "Little lady, do you dare to fight against the old man's ox ear knife with this whirlwind double mallet?" ”

Sister-in-law Hong burst into laughter for a while; Then he lowered his voice and said: "Xiangye, you are a senior official of the imperial court, how dare the slave family grass people cross the thunder pond by half a step?" ”

"Don't be afraid of him!" Qin Shi Huang shouted: "Otherwise, if you two set up a life and death situation and start fighting, whoever kills will not be responsible for the life lawsuit!" ”

When Qin Shi Huang said this, he couldn't help but embarrass Kou Zhun; He knew that when Qin Shi Huang was the emperor, a great Qin Empire advocated martial arts, and the Qin soldiers were promoted to knights based on how many enemies they killed.

The Song Dynasty was different, emphasizing literature over martial arts; The literati are concerned with poetry and articles, and those who are worth it will not be proud of the sword; Representing their identity is the folding fan in their hands.

It is very simple to set up a life and death certificate with Sister-in-law Hong, but if you set up a life and death situation, you will be killed by this woman; I don't lose it to the eight generations of my ancestors......

Sister-in-law Hong saw that Kou Zhun was worried, and said with a smile: "Xiangye, don't worry, aren't you just testing whether the slave's whirlwind double mallet is a weapon; The slave family won't embarrass you! ”

Sister-in-law Hong's words are clearly to bully Kou Zhun and can't win against her, and Kou Zhun is the character of Guanzhong; How can you be watched by a woman? Jumping up, he danced the ox ear knife in his hand in the air, looked at Qin Shi Huang and said, "Your Majesty, you come to monitor, the old man doesn't have any life and death; If you are killed by Sister-in-law Hong, you will never trouble her! ”

Without waiting for Qin Shi Huang to answer, Kou Zhun pulled the sleeve of Sister-in-law Hong and said, "Let's go, let's find a spacious place to practice a few tricks!" ”

Hong Huang interjected on the side: "Xiangye doesn't need to look for it, the backyard of Xiaomin's noodle restaurant is a ready-made martial arts venue......"