Bai Yifei said: "Uncle, you also know that if you want to promote the whole army of Zhenwu Army, you must get the approval and support of the governor, but after all, the pants are men's personal things, and there are taboos, so I am afraid that it is very inappropriate to mention it directly in front of the governor, and the governor is a woman, and I don't know much about the benefits of pants to our men, so I can only ask my uncle to explain it to the governor." ”

Cui Wenqing was stunned, his heart was very sour, and he secretly thought: Explain the effect of pants to that beauty? Scold! It's so difficult! I don't know her well! And she's a yellow flower girl, how can she understand what I mean?

Seeing Cui Wenqing's embarrassed face, Bai Yifei was afraid that he would regret it and hurriedly said: "Uncle, the pants are related to the well-being of the soldiers of the whole army, this matter will be handed over to you, you are the husband of the governor, and it is convenient to explain, and I will wait for your good news in the end." ”

Cui Wenqing couldn't retreat, let out a deep breath of turbidity, and said with a strange look on his face: "I...... Just go and try it. ”

The heavy twilight haze shrouded the valley meadows, and also shrouded the vast military camp, the Zhenwu army camp was lit up, the sound of fighting, and the battle flag hunting and flying.

In the big tent of the Chinese army, Zhi Zhao was dealing with the military situation without distraction, and the dinner on the handsome case had already been cold, but he didn't move.

The butter lamp crackled, reflecting the beautiful face of the beauty, and there was a hazy beauty in the flickering light and darkness, just as charming as the fairy above the nine heavens.

"Governor, my uncle is out asking to see you." Mu Wan walked into the tent and raised her hand and arched.

Zhi Zhao suddenly came back to his senses, and said lightly without raising his head: "I know, let him in." After that, the brush in his hand dipped into the inkstone, and continued to hang down the rice paper, without slacking off at all.

Cui Wenqing walked in briskly, and immediately saw this scene, and said with a smile: "The governor lady has every opportunity to work hard and military affairs, and it is really hard work and high merit in Hedong, it is with a famous general like you that he can block the wolf cavalry of the Western Xia of Liao State from the Great Wall, which is really the luck of the court and the blessing of the people." ”

Zhi Zhao was slightly stunned, then raised his head, looked at him for a while, and said with a smile: "Patting sycophants doesn't seem to be like your style, nothing to do is not treacherous or thief, just say it, what's the matter." ”

Cui Wenqing's old face turned red, he was rarely a little embarrassed, and said: "Actually, when I came down, I mainly wanted the Metropolitan Governor to see something?" ”

"Oh, what's that?" Zhe Zhaoxiu's eyebrows are slightly frowned, and he is indescribably good-looking.

"You wait."

Cui Wenqing said a word, and hurriedly began to take off his robe.

"You...... What are you doing? ”

Suddenly, the unprepared Zhi Zhaoden was frightened, his ears were hot, his heart was beating wildly, and his face changed greatly.

When he saw Cui Wenqing take off his robe and continue to take off his hakama, Zhi Zhao couldn't hold back any longer, and scolded with a red face: "Cui Wenqing, what kind of ghost are you doing!" Don't stop yet! ”

Cui Wenqing took off his hakama, directly exposed the dirty pants inside, and said in a high-spirited voice: "Don't be surprised, the governor lady, in fact, I am here to ask for the life of the soldiers of the whole army." ”

"Please, do you need to take off your hakama?" Zhezhao's face was red, and even her neck was dyed with a hint of redness, she couldn't wait to grab the inkstone on the case and smash this guy to the ground.

"Don't get me wrong, look at my crotch first!" Cui Wenqing's tone was righteous and righteous.

"I don't watch!" Zhi Zhao turned around quickly, his heart beating as fast as the drum of a battle array.

"Don't you see how I tell you about the importance of this thing!"

"You...... Cui Wenqing, you are shameless and obscene, believe it or not, Ben Shuai will let your head fall to the ground immediately! Zhi Zhao was embarrassed and angry, and couldn't help but be angry.

"Lady Dudu, just turn around and take a look, with this thing, it can benefit our Zhenwu Army."

Zhi Zhao didn't seem to be fake when he heard Cui Wenqing's tone, but after all, he was only wearing obscene clothes and pants now, and it was too ridiculous to turn around and look at it by himself.

The two of them were in a stalemate for a while, and they suddenly let out a long breath as if they had made up their minds, and then turned around and looked at it.

Cui Wenqing is wearing obscene clothes and pants, but he also wears a pair of triangular pants outside his dirty pants, but he doesn't know what it is.

As if to see the surprise of Zhe Zhao, Cui Wenqing pointed to the pants he was wearing and said: "This thing is called pants, it is specially designed by someone below, as long as the soldiers in the army wear this thing, the lower body will be particularly comfortable and comfortable, free from the pain of rapid running and battle training, especially the cavalry on horseback, wearing this thing can reduce the pain, which is very conducive to long-distance galloping march." ”

As soon as he heard Cui Wenqing's words, Zhi Zhao, who seemed to be very obsessed with military affairs, was immediately aroused, and it could also be beneficial to the whole army, so he couldn't help but ask in disbelief: "This pants are so magical?" You invented it? ”

"Yes, in fact, General Bai has begun to promote the use of the former army, and now the three thousand soldiers of the former army have a big pants per person, according to the results of our Mercedes-Benz training this afternoon, the pants effect is indeed good, and it is deeply loved by the soldiers."

Zhi Zhao hesitated for a moment, stepped forward lightly, and her beautiful eyes fell on the pants that Cui Wenqing was wearing for a long time, and muttered to herself: "It's very ordinary, nothing special, it's really as amazing as you say?" ”

You are a woman, how can you understand the pain of us men!

Cui Wenqing sighed secretly in his heart, and said stubbornly: "Lady Dudu, how about I tell you a joke?" ”

"Ah, jokes? You said. Although Zhe Zhao said this, his eyes did not leave Cui Wenqing's crotch.

Cui Wenqing took a heavy breath and asked, "You know Mulan, right?" ”

"Who doesn't know the Mulan in "Mulan", but what does this have to do with the pants you wear?" Obviously, Akira's attention didn't shift at all.

"It is said that one day, Hua Mulan was charging into battle, and suddenly fainted in front of the battle with a knife in her crotch, and when she woke up, she was lying in the military tent, and the military doctor saw her wake up, and said in surprise, General Hua, you finally woke up, but unfortunately, your balls have been cut off by the enemy. Mulan was speechless, and when the military doctor saw this, he hurriedly relieved, the general does not need to be anxious, although the egg is lost, your wound has been sewn up by the villain. ”

"Hahahaha, Du Du Niang, you said that Mulan is not depressed, this military doctor is not faint, how can this man and woman be the same?"

Zhe Zhao frowned and thought for a long time, then asked suspiciously, "What's the difference?" Also, why did Mulan carry eggs when she went into battle? ”

Cui Wenqing was completely speechless, the physiological and health knowledge of the ancients ...... It's not an ordinary bad thing!

After there was no other way, Cui Wenqing fortunately said directly: "Dudu, you might as well think about it, can the stallion and mare be the same?!" Can a bull or a cow be the same?! How could this man and woman be the same?! ”

Zhi Zhao was slightly stunned, and a glimmer of light suddenly swept through his heart, and he had a vague sense of understanding.