Tang Wenyuan opened his eyes with some difficulty, and saw a vague figure shaking in front of him.

The upper and lower eyelids fought several times, and both sides were completely killed.

In the dimness, I heard someone talking.

"From ancient times to the present, where are the rules of one country and two queens, it is simply ridiculous!"

"Alas...... What can I do as a woman? ”

"Queen Mother, the prime minister of the left and right is trying to blackmail the Son of Heaven to order the ministers!"

The Queen Mother turned a deaf ear and angrily scolded the imperial doctor standing aside, "If the emperor can't wake up, I will punish you for the nine clans!" ”

"Wechen ......"

Tang Wen was far from hearing the rest of the conversation.

He remembers that he had been in a car accident and then ...... And then there was no then.

When Tang Wenyuan woke up again, the whole person fell into a state of confusion. Wearing a dragon robe and pajamas, lying on the dragon bed. It was covered with a gold silk quilt.

Is this a crossing?

Tang Wenyuan, who was hungry, walked around in a dizzy state and determined the facts of the crossing.

The real things in this room are all real, which crew would be so stupid and use real things to make a movie.

Looking at this dress, am I still an emperor? Oh no...... I'm still an emperor?

Tang Wenyuan was suddenly overjoyed, and he didn't have time to call people and enjoy the taste of being an emperor.

A high-tech screen similar to that in a science fiction movie comes to mind.

system?

Why isn't there a "ding" sound, don't others get the system to make a chaotic sound?

A subtitle suddenly appeared on the screen, introducing Tang Wenyuan's current situation.

Tang Wenyuan, eighteen years old, emperor of the Wen Dynasty, had just ascended the throne for three months. It's just that this emperor is very incompetent, and the system introduces him as a standard second fool.

How many two? IQ only stays at the childhood stage, giggling most of the day.

Except for one court on the day he ascended the throne, his mother has presided over the court in Fengtian Hall for three months.

The court pattern of the Wen Dynasty was relatively chaotic. The two major power groups of the prime minister on the left and right are fighting each other.

The emperor died of a sudden illness and did not appoint a crown prince. According to the rules, the elders should not be established.

However, under the interference of the prime ministers on the left and right, Tang Wenyuan was forced to put Tang Wenyuan on the throne, and Tang Wenyuan's brother Tang Wenfeng was only crowned King Qin.

Not long ago, Prime Minister Zuo proposed that the emperor was old, and it was time to make the queen and be willing to marry his daughter to the emperor.

Youcheng is quite benevolent, and he also wants to marry his daughter to the emperor.

The two important ministers argued endlessly, and finally made an unprecedented decision, one country and two queens.

To put it seriously, Tang Wenyuan is now a puppet emperor.

And the reason why Tang Wenyuan crossed was that the original Tang Wenyuan jumped into the pond to catch fish and drowned in a coma......

After reading the introduction, Tang Wenyuan frowned, this seems to be a crossing to give points, but in fact it hides a crisis.

Just imagine, an emperor who has been stripped of his rights is still a fool, if suddenly he is not stupid...... Will it live?

At this time, several books appeared on the screen in Tang Wenyuan's mind. The titles of the books are "Analysis of the Behavior Ability of Fools", "How to Be a Fool Happily", and "Quotations of Fools......

Suddenly, these books fused into a small golden ball and entered Tang Wenyuan's head.

Tang Wenyuan seemed to understand the meaning of the system a little, which was the same as he thought, and continued to pretend to be stupid for the time being.

This reminded Tang Wenyuan of Liu Chan during the Three Kingdoms period, after being captured, Sima Zhao asked him, do you miss Shu?

Liu Chan replied that he was very happy here and didn't want to miss Shu.

Some descendants have also analyzed whether Liu Chan is pretending to be stupid or really stupid.

In short, Tang Wenyuan's current environment, pretending to be stupid is the way out.

"Squeak".

The door was pushed open.

A little eunuch walked in with a medicine bowl and bowed his head.

Tang Wenyuan stood up and looked at the little eunuch.

He is not very old, seventeen or eighteen years old, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, revealing a graceful atmosphere.

Seeing the little eunuch for the first time, Tang Wenyuan remembered a sentence.

If a man is pretty, there is really nothing wrong with a woman, look at this little dog, the castration is really clean, and there is no male hormone at all!

Tang Wenyuan didn't have memory fusion, he didn't know what the little eunuch was called, and there was too little information about the system, he only knew that he was a fool, and he didn't introduce much about others.

Even the names of the prime ministers on the left and right are not introduced.

Just as Tang Wenyuan was thinking about how to deal with this little eunuch, three rows of information similar to the introduction of attribute values suddenly appeared next to the little eunuch's head.

Puppies.

Loyalty: 100 (full)

Opinion: 100 (full.)

IMPORTANT: Lack of hormones in men, timid.

Is this also the capability of the system? Loyalty is full? In other words, if he has any orders, this little eunuch will keep it a secret? Either way, Tang Wenyuan decided to give it a try.

"Ahem......" Tang Wenyuan coughed lightly.

It just so happened that the little eunuch was burying his head in front of Tang Wenyuan, and was startled by this light cough.

His hands trembled, and the medicine bowl fell to the ground and shattered.

The liquid medicine splashed Tang Wenyuan's pants.

The little eunuch fell to his knees tremblingly, "The slave deserves death......

"Get up." Tang Wenyuan replied.

The little eunuch was stunned, raised his head and looked at Tang Wenyuan, who was staring at him, with a surprised expression, "Your Majesty, ...... you?"

"What's wrong with me?"

"You...... How are you? ”

"Shouldn't I be okay?"

"No, no, no...... This is not what slaves and maids mean, and slaves and maids deserve death. The little eunuch hurriedly kowtowed and admitted his mistake.

"Get up, I have something to ask you, why do you call a puppy?"

Tang Wenyuan was a little confused, the people around the emperor were called puppies? This...... Shouldn't it, isn't this called insulting the Holy Authority?

It's not a rural baby, it's easy to feed with a cheap name, what kind of dog eggs, dog leftovers, dog babies, and bitches raise...... Oh no, the last one is swearing.

"Little dog, who gave you this name?" Tang Wenyuan frowned slightly, could it be himself?

The little dog bowed down and buried his head lower, "Back to Your Majesty, the slave doesn't dare to speak." ”

"Speak, I forgive you not guilty."

"Your Majesty, the imperial doctor said that Your Majesty is a dog, and the five elements lack soil, so the person who is responsible for serving Your Majesty must add the word dog to their names. said that he could be favored by God, and hoped that His Majesty would enlighten his wisdom as soon as possible. ”

Tang Wenyuan nodded, this explanation is reasonable, many people in ancient times would pin their hopes on the gods.

Lack of soil in the five elements? The dog is a pig, and it seems to correspond to the soil......

"And what are the other people's names?"

"Back to Your Majesty, the guards at the door call the dog eggs, the dog leftovers, the dog eats, and the dog teeth ......"

Tang Wenyuan was speechless, and asked again: "Isn't there anything nice to hear?" For example, dog sense, dog wisdom, dog understanding, dog beauty or something? "Since you are superstitious and want to be enlightened, you have to be enlightened no matter how you choose a name.

Bah! Why are these words so ugly when they are stained with dogs!

"Back to Your Majesty, except for the word Ren to avoid the name of His Royal Highness King Qin, the rest of the beautiful words have been taken up by the guards of the Funing Palace."

"Females too?"

"Your Majesty, Funing Palace, no...... No women. ”

Tang Wenyuan wondered again, "Why?" ”

"The imperial doctor said that His Majesty can't get close to women, so the queen mother ......"

Tang Wenyuan had a headache.

Looking at the little dog with his head down in front of him, he didn't know what to say.

After hesitating for a while, he continued: "Dog, I am not stupid, if you dare to leak it to anyone, I will kill you!" ”

The little eunuch knelt down with a plop, "The slave doesn't dare, please spare your majesty." ”

"Get up, I ask you something, what is the matter with the two queens of this country?"

"Back to Your Majesty, the slave doesn't know much about the affairs of the court, only that the prime ministers on the left and right want their daughters to be queens."

"Have you seen the daughters of the two of them? How's it looking? ”

The little dog hurriedly shook his head, "The slave has never been out of the palace, and I haven't seen it." ”

"Okay, you go and call my queen mother to come over, and say that I am awake."

"The slave obeys."