Tang Wenyuan was lying on the bed in the dormitory, trying to learn the appearance of the fool Tang Wenyuan before.

His neck was crooked, his eyes became very dull, his mouth was slightly cracked, and his saliva was dripping, revealing a smile like that of a mentally retarded child.

System prompt: +10 points for the host's acting accuracy.

As this line of subtitles came to mind, the high-tech screen also changed, and a list of more malls came out.

Tang Wenyuan opened the list of malls with his mind, and there were three subcategories below.

Life, technology, machinery.

Open separately, only the life class has things inside, soap and toothpaste, and the purchase points are 1 point and 10 points respectively.

Tang Wenyuan has also read a lot of novels, this kind of system with a mall, the update of items is slowly updated with the progress of the host, and more items will appear in the future.

Just, what will happen?

Tang Wenyuan had some expectations in his heart.

After a while, Tang Wenyuan's queen mother, Jiang Fengyi, brought the imperial doctor to examine Tang Wenyuan.

Tang Wenyuan kept his neck crooked and drooling for more than ten minutes, and his saliva was almost dry, and the doctor finally finished the examination.

The Imperial Physician breathed a sigh of relief, and his hanging heart was also relaxed, and he bowed his hand to the Queen Mother, "Back to the Queen Mother, Your Majesty's body has recovered." It's just that I haven't eaten for the past two days, and my body is a little weak, so I can recover after a rest. ”

Jiang Fengyi nodded slightly, "Got it, let the imperial dining room send some food, and you all retreat." ”

Jiang Fengyi Tang Wenyuan's biological mother is only thirty-seven years old.

It has an almond face like mutton fat jade.

A pair of Danfeng triangular eyes, two curved willow leaves hanging eyebrows.

She was loved by thousands of people, and after the death of the emperor, she was alone in charge of the government.

The temperament of the mother in the world is vividly highlighted in her

It's a pity that the political pattern of the Wen Dynasty was chaotic and undercurrent.

Tang Wenyuan's throne is also in jeopardy.

Who allowed himself to give birth to a stupid son?

The first emperor never made a prince, and when he died of illness, no edict was left.

Originally, the Queen Mother wanted Tang Wenyuan's brother, Tang Wenfeng, to be the emperor.

Although Tang Wenfeng is also a soft-hearted person, he does not have the qualities that an emperor should have.

But at least he's a normal person.

However, under the interference of the prime ministers on the left and right, the ministers put Tang Wenyuan on the throne.

Tang Wenfeng was only crowned King Qin.

The intention of the prime minister can be imagined.

The day before yesterday, Tang Wenyuan wanted to catch fish, so he personally jumped into the pond of the Imperial Garden and drowned half to death.

Many people are looking forward to Tang Wenyuan being drowned.

As soon as Tang Wenyuan died, the Wen Dynasty and government would be in chaos.

At that time, even the Queen Mother will not be able to control the situation.

Fortunately, Tang Wenyuan crossed over.

Jiang Fengyi looked at her son, who was smiling like an idiot, and sighed helplessly.

She gently took Tang Wenyuan into her arms and let Tang Wenyuan's saliva flow on her shoulder.

"Wen Yuan, if you were normal, how good it would be."

In the tone, there is deep helplessness and resentment.

Tang Wenyuan snuggled in Jiang Fengyi's arms, and shouted helplessly in his heart, "Queen Mother, Queen Mother, if I am normal immediately, the Wen Dynasty will be in danger!" ”

Jiang Fengyi hugged Tang Wenyuan for a while, then gently pushed it away, and instructed the palace maid beside her, "Go and call the nurse over." ”

System prompt: Accurate acting, +10 points.

Tang Wenyuan suddenly realized that pretending to be stupid could earn points. Merely...... There must be other conditions for earning points, right? You can't play dumb for the rest of your life.

It didn't take long for the people from the imperial dining room to bring the food first.

There is a bowl of millet porridge and a basket of steamed buns on the food plate.

Tang Wenyuan's brows furrowed slightly, my Dawen Dynasty's poor imperial food can only eat steamed buns?

However, Tang Wenyuan was really hungry, so he picked up the buns on the plate and gnawed them.

Vegetarian? The king of a country has been reduced to the point of eating vegetarian buns?

"Mother, the child wants to eat meat...... Tang Wenyuan smiled like an imbecile

Jiang Fengyi frowned slightly, "The imperial doctor said that you should be less meaty, what kind of meat to eat, obedient." ”

As he spoke, he picked up the millet porridge and fed Tang Wenyuan to drink it himself.

Tang Wenyuan secretly scolded himself in his heart, he was such a big person, and he also asked his mother to feed him, Lan was thin!

Six buns went down, drank half a bowl of porridge, patted his stomach with self-sufficiency, and burped.

At this time, there was a report from the dog's leftovers outside, "Queen Mother, the nurse has arrived." ”

Tang Wenyuan was thunderous, his head tilted, and he looked grinning and drooling.

The puppies were stunned. Your Majesty's acting skills, awesome!

Nai Niang is very delicate, young and beautiful.

She walked to Tang Wenyuan and saluted, standing in front of Tang Wenyuan in a proper manner.

The puppy brought a chair for the nurse to sit down, "Let's start." ”

The eighteen-year-old nurse has a bumpy figure and a delicate appearance.

The Wen Dynasty had a special nurse's house, and every year a beautiful nurse who had just given birth was selected to enter the palace.

Not only must the body and appearance pass the test, but the water must also be sufficient, and the age must not exceed 20 years old.

In addition to meeting the needs of Tang Wenyuan who was not weaned at the age of eighteen, the Queen Mother would often drink human milk.

According to the doctor, this can beautify the skin.

The nurse skillfully unbuttoned her clothes, and the puppy couldn't take her eyes off it.

It's not that a man who has evil thoughts in his heart and all his eggs is gone, what evil thoughts can he have.

Every time the puppy sees Tang Wenyuan breastfeeding, he will think about a question, why doesn't a man's fierceness grow so big?

Tang Wenyuan's dull eyes, his squinting gaze, stretched out his tongue and licked it on his lips.

He knew that there were many emperors in history who continued to drink human milk after adulthood, but he didn't expect that the benefits would come so quickly.

System prompt: -5 points.

Tang Wenyuan was immediately stunned, why did he deduct points?

System Prompt: Still watching? -5 points!

I'm Nima...... Don't even let you see it?

System prompt: -5 points.

Originally, there were only 20 points, but there were only 5 points left in an instant, and Tang Wenyuan wanted to cry without tears.

In a hurry, I quickly thought of a way.

I saw Tang Wenyuan push the nurse away, close his eyes, and quickly sit on the ground, crying out with a wow.

Rubbing his legs back and forth on the ground, crying is called a tiger and a tiger, and the six relatives don't recognize it!

Tang Wenyuan's terrible cry could be heard in the entire Funing Palace.

The nurse fell to her knees in fright, "The slave deserves death, please ask the emperor to spare her life......"

Jiang Fengyi waved her hand, "Go, go, go down." ”

For the emperor's howling and crying, the people of the entire Funing Hall are used to it.

System prompt: +25 points for accurate acting.

Jiang Fengyi asked Tang Wenyuan to be carried to the bed, and waited until Tang Wenyuan stopped crying before leaving with someone.

And Tang Wenyuan rose to 50 points during the whole crying process.

Jiang Fengyi, only Tang Wenyuan and the little dog were left in the hall.

"Your Majesty, the people are gone."

Tang Wenyuan breathed a sigh of relief, this special mother's previous Oscar didn't move the best actor to me, it was really blind to their dog's eyes!

"Dog, you also go to rest, tomorrow you accompany me around the palace."

"The slave and maid obey the order, Your Majesty sleeps in peace, and the slave and maid retire."