Write before the text and answer the questions of the two book friends. The first book friend, he thought it was an exaggeration for me to write a few days ago that the surgical hand was injured and the operation continued. I think it's too much of a fuss, do you really think military hospitals will pay so much attention? Basically, the military hospital is better than the main hospital, and everything else is considered a veterinary hospital.

The second question is whether hemorrhoids can be used as soldiers. This is not so exaggerated, as long as the hemorrhoids are not particularly serious, you can still be a soldier. Nine hemorrhoids in ten men, hemorrhoids are really common. Okay, if you still have questions, I'll answer them in the next chapters.

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At this time, the scene was a little awkward. After all, the captain is still an honest man, so he decided to come up and play a round and said: "If you really can't let it go, forget it, let's lie down well, and leave without delay after the measurement." ”

"Impossible, absolutely impossible, ahhhh The big face shouted frantically, and at the same time his face was flushed.

The three of them were speechless, Wang Aiguo shook his head, and just wanted to come up to help the big face lie down, but as soon as his feet moved, he heard a 'poof' sound.

The three of them were stunned for a moment, the sound was indeed coming from the big face butt, but there was a problem, it didn't look like a fart sound.

The three of them looked strangely at the big face's buttocks, only to see that a red patch appeared on the blue-white hospital pants, and it was spreading at a very fast speed.

"I'm going to go, what's going on?" The three of them were shocked, and their faces were crooked.

At this time, Dr. Qin and several doctors routinely came to make rounds. As a result, as soon as I entered the door, I saw a big face rolling his eyes and pouting his ass at the three of them.

And on his pants, a patch of red is spreading rapidly.

"You guys, what did you do to Big Face? He's still a patient!! Doctor Qin roared.

Wang Aiguo: "......"

Wang Fatzi: "......"

Captain: "......."

That, we say we're innocent, can you believe it?

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The next day, Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatzi packed their luggage. Today is the seventh day of their hospitalization, and according to the regulations, they are going back to the army.

However, the big face can't go back, and this goods must stay in the hospital for a few more days.

Now the big face is already a celebrity in the entire military hospital, after all, on the first day, he had a hemorrhoid operation, and on the third day, his stomach exploded, and he had to do it again. finally stopped for two days, but the chrysanthemum exploded again.

It is not easy to perform surgery before and after, and it is reasonable to have two surgeries in seven days, and this is the first case since the establishment of a military hospital.

I have to say that the big face is a good living body for the military doctors to practice their hands, which makes countless doctors praise him.

After packing their luggage, Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatzi said to the big face embarrassedly: "Big face, let's go first, tell us when you want to leave, and we will pick you up at that time." ”

", I don't want to see you again." The voice of the big face came from the quilt.

The big face has been covered with a quilt since yesterday, and he even has to wear a mask when he goes to the toilet.

Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatzi looked at each other a little embarrassed, reasonable, is this related to them?

But forget it, the big face is the biggest now, since he doesn't want to pay attention to them, they better leave quickly. After all, in these days, bullying people with disabilities is spurned.

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They left the hospital early in the morning, but Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatzi did not return to the army as soon as possible. Anyway, the fake strip is open until today, and as for whether to go back in the morning or in the evening, it's the same.

The two looked at each other, and then they both saw Y swing in each other's eyes.

Wang Fatzi raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile: "There is still half a day, where are you going?" ”

"Open black, five kills, come on?" Wang Aiguo sent out an invitation.

"Walk you!" Wang Fatzi snapped his fingers, and then the two turned around and walked to the nearest Internet café.

As soon as he entered the Internet café, Wang Aiguo ran to open the machine. Here I want to say that the Internet café in Ningcheng is more expensive than others.

In the past, Wang Aiguo went to an Internet café to surf the Internet, at most 4 yuan an hour, but the Internet café in Ningcheng was 5 yuan an hour.

However, there are still some advantages to being a little more expensive, at least the Internet café is a single sofa, which is relatively comfortable.

After entering the Internet café, Wang Aiguo walked to the counter and said to the young lady on the counter: "Network manager, open two computers." ”

The young lady glanced up at Wang Aiguo, and then said nonchalantly: "Is there twenty?" ”

As soon as these words came out, Wang Aiguo was stunned. The next moment, he tucked his abdomen, turned sideways, leaned on the counter with one hand and put on a confident smile and said, "Hehe, I look young." But I'm already over 20, and I'm 24 this year. ”

Little Sister: "......."

"I'm talking about a deposit of 20 and ask if you have any change." The young lady rolled her eyes and said speechlessly.

Wang Aiguo: "......."

God, give it a shelf, it's so embarrassing.

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After the two sat down, Wang Aiguo glanced at the fat man next to him very helplessly and said, "Big brother, are you enough, is this laughing all the way from the counter to the computer?" ”

"Of course it's that funny, hahahaha, it's the first time I've seen someone so narcissistic. Hahahaha, still tuck your stomach and pose, and look young, hahahahaha. Wang Fatzi smiled and leaned back, and Wang Aiguo, who was watching, couldn't wait to kick him down.

"Shut up, Made, hurry up, get on the game, it's black."

"Hahaha, good, good, hahahahaha." Wang Fatzi smiled and turned on the computer.

The two quickly got into the game, and let's be honest, if you don't think about anything else, boys generally like to play with boys.

However, just when the two were excited, Wang Aiguo suddenly found that several young men in military uniforms appeared at the door of the Internet café.

Seeing those people, Wang Aiguo's heart suddenly tightened.

These people are pickets in Ningcheng, and the pickets basically do not come according to the branch of the military, and anyone caught can directly report to the army to punish the other party. The right to picket is quite large, so generally speaking, picketing is the least favorite class of everyone.

The reason why Wang Aiguo panicked was that according to the regulations, soldiers are not allowed to come to Internet cafes, and if they are caught, at least they will be inspected by the military conference.

"Damn, it's not that coincidental, is it?" Wang Aiguo was nervous for a while, and then quickly lowered his head.

Soon the pickets walked into the Internet café and began to check one by one, and after a while, a few young men were arrested, and it seems that they also escaped from the Internet.

A few pickets got closer and closer, making Wang Aiguo more and more nervous, and his palms were full of sweat.

After a while, several pickets finally came to Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatzi's side.

At this time, Wang Aiguo's heart was about to jump out of his throat. But a few pickets didn't look at Wang Aiguo and Wang Fatzi, and walked over directly.

"What's going on?" Wang Aiguo was quite puzzled.

After the pickets took a turn, they took a few young men out of the Internet café. As the pickets walked out, they said to a few young men: "I told you not to come to the Internet café, not to come to the Internet café, but one by one they had to come." If you look at the two fat men over there, they look like those underworld thugs. Tell me, what if you provoke such a person? ”

"Underworld thugs? Who is it? Wang Aiguo was stunned for a moment, and said to Wang Fatzi suspiciously.

Wang Fatzi also raised his head at this time, and then happened to see a few pickets raise their fingers and come over.

"If I'm not mistaken, they should be talking about us." Wang Fatzi said embarrassedly.

Wang Aiguo: "......."

Why are you a gangster thug? Labor and management this is majesty! Majesty! Majesty!!