Volume 1: Heroes Gather Chapter 221: Gossip (7)
Kou Zhun was stunned when he heard Zheng Shuang say that he fed the toad with human brains; I opened my mouth wide and wanted to say something, but I couldn't.
Zheng Shuang sneered and said, "Xiangye is scared!" Zheng Zi knows that you are a literati and righteous man who walked into the court from the academy, where have you heard of such a scorpion tiger; The toad relies on eating human brains, but it is unheard of, and when Xiang Ye heard it, he naturally trembled! There's nothing to be afraid of, though. ”
Zheng Shuang said to cheer up his spirits and said: "There is an old saying that one thing descends and one thing descends a lama descends a monster, and the nine toads raised by Amo are very vicious; But Zheng Zi's unicorn beast is not a vegetarian! ”
"Qilin Divine Beast!" Kou Zhun was surprised and said, "Zheng Shuang, do you have a Qilin Divine Beast?" ”
"Yes! Xiao Ke today let Xiangye and the sitting here be an eye-opener for everyone! Zheng Shuang said as he walked to the wall on the left side of the dining hall and took the Qilin Fang Tian Halberd standing against the wall and put it in front of the dining table; Pointing to the unicorn beast inlaid on the halberd rod, he said to Kou Zhun: "Xiangye, look, this is Xiao Ke's unicorn divine beast, and now it looks like the eyes on the inlaid Fang Tian painting halberd are closed and asleep; But when it is critical, it will become a living creature to help Xiao Ke deal with the enemy! ”
Kou Zhun heard Zheng Shuang say this, and took the Qilin Fang Heavenly Halberd in his hand to look east and west; There was a suspicious expression on his face.
Seeing that Kou Zhun didn't believe that the Qilin Divine Beast would be resurrected at a critical moment, Xue Shisan walked up to Kou Zhun and patted him on the shoulder and laughed: "Kou Laoxi, you don't believe what my grandson said!" Xue Shisan publicly called Zheng Shuang's grandson, so he and his granddaughter Jin'er would become a pair and be his grandson-in-law.
Kou Zhun glanced at Xue Shisan without squeaking, Xue Shisan smiled and continued: "Zheng Shuang is not wrong, the unicorn beast that seems to be inlaid on the halberd rod of Fang Tian's painting halberd is alive!" ”
Xue Shisan frowned as he said and said: "Fang Tian's painting halberd is a heavy weapon of Xue Rengui, the ancestor of Xuemen, and its whereabouts are unknown after the Anshi Rebellion; That night, we returned to Xuejiaying after a bonfire party in Tianzhu Ridge, and a red light from the reeds hit the sky. ”
After a pause, he said excitedly: "The red light burst out from a dry well that had long been abandoned, and everyone was amazed; So I went around to see what was going on, but as soon as I got close to the dry well, a unicorn beast pounced out and washed people away! ”
Kou Zhun was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but say: "Xue Sanmao, you are making up a story!" Lao Kou has long heard of the legend of the unicorn beast, and I have checked all the ancient books and said that there is no such beast; It's just a kind of good wish of people, since it is a wish, how can it wash you away; Coax the old owl in the tree to go! ”
"Kou Laoxi, you are a die-hard who doesn't cry when you don't see the coffin, and you don't give up until you don't see the Yellow River!" Xue Shisan grabbed Kou Zhun's arm and said, "Old decay, let your grandson demonstrate it live and see if you believe it!" ”
Xue Shisan's style of martial arts is very similar to Kou Zhun when he pulled the sleeves of Zhao Guangyi of Song Taizong in the court, and wanted to salute and debate with the emperor.
Kou Zhun raised his voice and laughed, shouting "hey, hey, hey" in his mouth, shook off Xue Shisan's hand and hurt him, and said, "Xue Sanmao, what are you doing here?" A lot of people are still like children back then, and they can't be anxious at every turn! ”
Zheng Shuang couldn't help laughing loudly when he saw Kou Zhun and Xue Shisan getting up; Said: "Kou Xiangye, you have to believe that wolves have not only been Ma Fei, but also black, white, and even red wolves!" Grandpa Xue didn't tell you, at that time, a unicorn beast rushed up from the dry well and washed the big guy away; Helpless, Grandpa Xue asked people to bring a fire gun to scare the unicorn beast away, but it was futile after all! ”
Kou Zhun listened to Zheng Shuang and Xue Shisan sing Yihe and had to believe that the Qilin Divine Beast was a living creature, Zheng Shuang added: "The Qilin Divine Beast does not let others get close to the dry well, and she does not infringe after Xiao Ke passes; Only then did people understand that it was guarding Fang Tian's halberd, and Fang Tian's halberd was a weapon prepared for Xiao Ke! ”
"Pick Lao Xi's letter!" Xue Shisan picked up the previous words and said: "The Xue family ancestor's Fang Tian Painting Halberd is guarded by the Qilin Divine Beast, and after Zheng Zi went up, it did not make any counterattack but accepted it obediently; In the end, Zheng Zi fished Fang Tian's halberd out of the dry well, and the unicorn beast shrunk by itself and embedded it on the pole of Fang Tian's halberd; In the battle with the demon Amo ability in the Qijue Temple, Amo ability released nine toads to release poison; The unicorn beast came out in response to extinguish the poisonous fire, and the demon kidnapped his granddaughter Jin'er and fled! ”
Kou Zhun frowned when he heard this, Qin Shi Huang walked over and took Fang Tian's halberd in his hand and poked his fingers and said: "Kou Laoxi, you can't be a bull anymore, Zheng Shuang and Brother Xue said that the old shadow of the unicorn divine beast believes it!" ”
As he spoke, he toyed with Fang Tian's halberd and said: "The halberd was originally not a weapon, but was mainly used as a kind of honor guard held by the soldiers accompanying the emperor when he traveled; The old shadow felt this kind of majesty back then! ”
After a pause, he raised his voice and laughed: "When the emperor travels, the procession is very spectacular, and the soldiers have a Fang Tian painting halberd in their hands and echo the palace people holding the dragon and phoenix embroidered flag; The spectacle was breathtaking! ”
Fang Tian, who was playing with the halberd, frowned on the ground and said: "Why does the emperor want to establish a majestic aura when he travels, this is Sun Tzu's army in the art of war without a fight; Use your majestic momentum to ensure that your throne is not shaken and subdue the enemy! ”
After Qin Shi Huang said these words, he held the Fang Tian painting halberd on the ground tightly in his hand and picked out a routine of sweeping away the clouds; It turned out that he was out of breath and timid.
Zheng Shuang was stunned, he didn't expect the 108-pound Fang Tian painting halberd to be carried by Qin Shi Huang in his hand and the windmill looked round; Does this emperor of the ages also have a thousand gold?
Zheng Shuang was a surgeon in later generations, standing on the operating table every day to perform surgery, and practiced strong arm strength and wrist strength; But the real enhancement of his strength was only when he ate six hot white flour steamed buns when he passed through the wormhole.
Six steaming white-flour steamed buns can't help but make Zheng Shuang enhance his strength and naturally generate light power, Zheng Shuang named his light power "Swift Soaring Gong".
Children must have seen the scene of swarms of swifts catching insects and moths in the foggy sky before the rain!
The little swallow flew up and down like sharp scissors, soaring through the clouds and fog to encircle and annihilate the insects and moths suspended in the air.
The swift moves freely, swiftly, and swiftly, which is simply a magic show that has never been seen before or since.
Zheng Shuang named his light skill "Swift Soaring Gong", you can imagine how powerful that is.
However, Zheng Shuang, who is powerful and amazing, would have thought that the reborn Emperor of the Ages would be able to make the 108-pound Fang Tian painting halberd round windmill!
Zheng Shuang looked at each other for a while and then exclaimed, "Your Majesty's strength!" ”
Zheng Shuang was speechless for a while and called Qin Shi Huang His Majesty, but his cry did not cause surprise and commotion among the diners at the scene.
Everyone seems to have felt that the person who calls himself Qin Ying, Lao Ying, and Lao Qin is Qin Shi Huang a thousand years ago, and as for why Qin Shi Huang a thousand years ago suddenly appeared in the Jingde period of the Song Dynasty, I don't want to investigate and think about it.
After a whole day of contact, the impression of tyrant, arrogance, wildness, cruelty, coldness, and arrogance in people's minds was subverted. A funny, humorous uncle, who still suspects anything about such an uncle...... Especially Sister-in-law Hong, Hong Huang, Zhang Huan, and Kou Zhun have long called Qin Shihuang brothers, and Zheng Shuang occasionally called out to His Majesty; Everyone felt that there was a lot of fuss.
After Zheng Shuang shouted "Your Majesty", he saw that Qin Shi Huang had put the Qilin Fang Heavenly Halberd on the ground with a calm expression; Haha laughed twice and said, "Your Majesty, do you know how heavy the Qilin Fang Heavenly Halberd is?" That's 108 pounds! ”
Zheng Shuang's "108" pound made an uproar at the dinner, and people talked about it; said that Zheng Shuang was strong, and Qin Shihuang's strength was better.
Qin Shi Huang heard Zheng Shuang say that Fang Tian's halberd weighed 108 catties, and took the halberd back in his hand and made a phoenix nodding motion, hehe smiled: "It's trivial, 108 catties is not too heavy!" ”
Qin Shi Huang's words once again subverted his impression of him, Zheng Shuang couldn't help but say that he took the Fang Tian painting halberd into his hands and said: "This Fang Tian painting halberd is the weapon of Xue Rengui, the prince of Pingyang County in the Tang Dynasty, Xue Gong relied on the Fang Tian painting halberd, the Chengying sword, and the heaven-shaking bow to conquer the Turkic Dongping Goryeo; The territory of the Tang Dynasty was expanded to 15 million square kilometers, leaving behind: the general set the Tianshan Mountain with three arrows, and the beautiful talk of the strong man singing into the Han Pass; The rod Fang Tian painting halberd weighs 108 pounds, and His Majesty can carry it in his hand so that Xiao Ke is admired! ”
"Zheng Shuang, you. The eye doll said a lot of cowardice! Qin Shi Huang humorously used the standard Kansai vernacular: "You kid can move the 108-pound Fang Tian painting halberd, why can't the old shadow move?" Tell you Zheng Shuang! ”
Qin Shi Huang said impassionedly: "Lao Ying is also a warrior in the Qin Dynasty, if it weren't for the emperor's errand to bind his hands and feet; I will definitely be a swordsman like Nie Zheng! ”
"Nie Zheng!" Zheng Shuang asked unreasonably: "Which one is Nie Zheng?" ”
"Nie Zheng is the most shocking swordsman in history!" Qin Shi Huang said excitedly: "The Nie clan has a sister named Nie Rong, and the swordsmanship of the sister and brother is famous all over the world......