Qin Shi Huang said, and told the chivalrous story of the swordsmen Nie Zheng and Nie Rong.

Nie Zheng was originally a butcher, and being a swordsman was a hobby; However, Nie Zheng was born to be a swordsman's material, and he became famous after showing his fists and feet; There is an endless stream of customers who come to contact us.

When the Korean nobleman Yan Zhongzi learned of Nie Zheng's name, he ran to him with gold and sincerity; asked Nie Zheng to help get rid of South Korea's prime minister.

Nie Zhengwan thanked him, but Yan Zhongzi was displeased: "Are you playing a big name? ”

Zheng said: "No, just because my mother is alive and my sister is not married, I can't die." ”

Soon, Nie Zheng's mother died, and Yan Zhongzi came to mourn filial piety and perform parent-child gifts.

Nie Zheng was deeply moved, and his mother quickly married his sister after the burial; Follow Nakako to assassinate Xia tired.

As soon as the hero made a move, it was really extraordinary, and the hero was tired of being Xiang Guokong, with dozens of guards; was unexpectedly killed by Nie Zheng, who was strong in martial arts, calmly entered the hall from outside the door of the Prime Minister's Mansion, and was stabbed by a sword in the heart; The guards gathered around.

Nie Zheng saw that he couldn't escape, so he used a long sword to gouge out his eyeballs after the battle; Cut your face into a pile of mashed meat.

Nie Zheng did this for only one purpose: not to let people recognize him, so as not to affect his hard-working sister.

In order to know who the swordsman who killed the prime minister, the Korean prince posted a notice saying that anyone who could recognize the corpse would be rewarded with a thousand taels.

Nie Zheng's sister Nie Rong concluded that this was her younger brother when she heard about it, and came to Nie Zheng's body desperately and cried loudly.

The official asked her, aren't you afraid of being implicated? Nie Rong said: "The reason why my brother did this is to prevent you from recognizing him so that he can save the slave family, but in this way, won't his reputation be buried?" The slave family can't let his younger brother die in obscurity! ”

After Nie Rong finished the above words, he shouted three times! died of anger by the side of his younger brother Nie Zheng......

After listening to the chivalrous story of Nie Zheng's sister and brother, Zheng Shuang said with emotion: "The chivalrous sons and daughters who feel the heavens and the earth and cry ghosts and gods may only appear during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period!" ”

Qin Shi Huang laughed and said: "Zheng Shuang is not wrong, the chivalrous and righteous men of the Qin Dynasty carried ships in their vehicles for a while, but the Song Dynasty lacked chivalrous people!" ”

Qin Shi Huang said and looked at Kou Zhun and said: "Kou Laoxi is also a chivalrous man, but your chivalry is completely used for drinking; I heard that you locked your subordinates at home for a few days and drank without going out, and your subordinates broke into the Prime Minister's Mansion with protest signs and demonstrated in the hope that you would spare their husbands; Reunite them as husband and wife! You're too pickled! ”

Qin Shi Huang raised his eyebrows as he spoke: "It is said that you still love to listen to songs, and if you are interested in listening to songs, you will reward singers with money; Once I gave a singer a piece of silk and satin, it was really generous, no wonder your concubine Tao Tao wrote a poem to persuade her! ”

Wei Yan interjected: "Kou Xiangye's concubine can also compose poems? This is really a sorghum seedling growing on ten acres of land! ”

"That's natural!" Qin Shi Huang said passionately: "Kou Laoxi can be described as a group of wives and concubines, and the concubine who can compose poems is named Peach; Seeing that Kou Laoxi gave the singer a ribbon of silk satin, he was still unhappy, and wrote two poems to persuade him in anger; One of them: a song and a bunch of silk, the beauty is still too light. I don't know how many times the weaver girl has been woven under the screen window. Second: the wind is repeatedly one-handed, and the dark window rolls the cold shuttle. The days are short, and the days are not full, how like a song of the enchantress. ”

Zheng Shuang said: "Miss Peach's poem is really good! Xiangye," Zheng Shuang cried: "Is such a talented concubine corrected?" ”

"How could it be?" Xue Shisan stood up and said: "Kou Laoxi, this guy is a thief, and the prime minister's mansion is full of talented and beautiful talented women; But his main palace is the sister-in-law of the grandfather, Song Ge, and Kou Laoxi wants to use Song Ge's worth to stabilize his position; How can you straighten the peach! ”

"Xue Sanmao, you're retaliating!" Kou Laoxi was reluctant: "Just now Lao Kou said that the four concubines you accepted are a few years different from your granddaughter Jin'er, and you are a typical old cow eating tender grass; Now I hit your file, and I borrowed the peach as a poem to pickle the lower official! ”

"If you don't pickle it, you will go to heaven if you say a few words!" Xue Shisan didn't relent: "When it was only then, Kou Laoxi also said a fart that didn't stink, saying that he was beating a bachelor now; Kou Laoxi, have you beaten a single......"

The two old men raised the bar in public, adding a bit of fun to the dinner; Qin Shi Huang stopped the two and said, "Okay, okay, let's listen to Lao Ying!" ”

Qin Shi Huang stretched his neck and throat and said: "Kou Laoxi had mixed feelings after reading the poem of Peach Tao's advice, so he replied to the poem, Yun: What will be the fame of the future, the unbearable emergency is like a shuttle, why do you need to ask everything in the world, and listen to the song in front of the bottle!" ”

Seeing that Qin Shi Huang was serious, Kou Zhun smiled and said, "How can Big Brother Shadow know so much? I have long forgotten the poem that Lao Kou made, and you can actually memorize it backwards! ”

Zheng Shuang continued: "The high level of education of the people of the Song Dynasty is rare in history, everyone respects Confucius and Mencius, and every family recites poetry and books; The people of the Song Dynasty were literate in every family, and nine out of ten families could also write books; Family music godson, five steps and a school, ten steps and a house, chanting twilight strings, beaming ears! A picture of peaceful social civilization! ”

Zheng Shuang said, raised his arm and said, "It's true that the Great Song Dynasty attaches great importance to literati and bachelors; But ignoring the military generals has allowed grassland peoples like Liao and Xixia to take advantage of loopholes, and they can only beg for all the money to buy safety! ”

"Zheng Shuai said it well!" Wei Yan raised his arms and shouted, "Didn't we set up the Iron Falcon Army? As soon as the Iron Falcon Army was mentioned, Lao Wei remembered that when he was a general in Shu, he went deep into the territory of the Qiang people to recruit troops; It was a journey of Lao Wei who was not bound by Zhuge Liang and threw off his arms, and when necessary, the Iron Falcon Army also went up to the Qiang Realm to take a walk; There are famous horses there! ”

"Wen Chang, these are all afterwords, the shadow hasn't finished talking about Fang Tian's halberd painting yet!" Qin Shi Huang took the Fang Tian painting halberd from Zheng Shuang's hand and held it in his hand and said: "Look at this Fang Tian painting halberd, its halberd shaft is painted with colors, which is used for decoration!" ”

Pointing to the top of Fang Tian's halberd, he said: "At the top of the halberd, there is a pair of crescent halberd ears in the shape of a tic-tac-toe, and it looks particularly majestic and luxurious to use this weapon as an ornament; If Fang Tian's halberd is used on the battlefield, the requirements for the wielder are very high! ”

He cleared his throat and raised his voice: "The people who can draw Fang Tian's halberd to make it very slippery are generally some strong men who pull mountains and rivers, such as Lu Bu, the fierce general of the Three Kingdoms; Xue Rengui, the prince of Pingyang County in the Tang Dynasty, was a first-class strong man, and just now the old shadow showed a Fang Tian painting halberd by Zheng Shuang. The eye doll boasts from head to foot; Then Zheng Shuang, this kid must be ...... older than Lao Ying."

Before he could say anything, he saw Zheng Shuang snatch Fang Tian's halberd from Qin Shi Huang's hand and hold his body tightly; A swift soared and jumped on the roof beam, and the light movement really wanted to be a swift all the time.

Zheng Shuang held a 108-pound Fang Tian painting halberd to perform the swift soaring skill, jumped on the roof beam, and wanted to show his hand, but this angered Sister-in-law Hong who was sitting on the side.

When Sister-in-law Hong saw Zheng Shuang jumping on the roof beam, she pulled out the whirlwind double mallet on her waist and held it in her hand and shouted: "Little Brother Zheng, the women want to compete with you!" ”

Zheng Shuang held Fang Tian's painting halberd in his hand, and jumped on the roof beam to stand firm, and was showing off, but saw Sister-in-law Hong jumping up with him.

Zheng Shuang was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked, "Sister Leng, what are you going to do?" ”

Sister-in-law Hong smiled and said, "The woman wants to feel your 108-pound Fang Tian painting halberd!" ”

Sister-in-law Hong's words are provocative, she looks down on Zheng Shuang, and she doesn't put Zheng Shuang in her eyes.

Zheng Shuang suddenly became angry and shouted, "Sister Leng is unreasonable!" Xiao Ke is going to fight you for 300 rounds today! ”

After Zheng Shuang crossed over to the Song Dynasty, he became a fifteen or sixteen-year-old little doll, but he was the commander of the Iron Falcon Army, how could he be underestimated by Sister-in-law Hong; After a burst of anger, he danced the Qilin Fang Tian Halberd and stabbed at Sister-in-law Hong.

Sister-in-law Hong caught it with a whirlwind double mallet, and the two hit the ground from the roof beam, from the dining hall to the courtyard, and there was no difference between victory and defeat.

Seeing that Zheng Shuang couldn't win against Sister-in-law Hong for a while, the unicorn beast nested on the painting rod actually shook and jumped on the ground, opened its bloody mouth and bit at Sister-in-law Hong, but was blocked by Zheng Shuang stretching out Fang Tian's painting halberd.

Zheng Shuang shouted: "What do you want, beast?" Zheng Zi and Sister Leng tried to compete with each other, what kind of coaxing did you ......?"

Hearing Zheng Shuang's curse, the unicorn beast hurriedly shrunk and stuck it on the flower pole.

Kou Zhun shouted: "Ahhhh Zheng Shuang is a god, and the unicorn beast on Fang Tian's halberd is really a living thing! Rare...... It......'s rare," Kou Zhun said, dancing and jumping up and down......