Chapter 383: Silly Di Ao?
Yang Huairen had no intention of staying in Juyuan for too long, and he was going to leave, but the shopkeeper of Zhou had to introduce him to the proprietor of his family's strange name, Lu Diao, since people wanted to play, then Yang Huairen had to stay and play with you. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
The owner who joined Juyuan, a competitor, was a Song person, Yang Huairen really didn't take it seriously, didn't he just imitate Suiyuan, it was no big deal, the gap between piracy and genuine was naturally self-evident.
What's more, being imitated by others is not entirely a bad thing, such things happen every day in the food industry, whether ancient or modern, it's too normal.
Yang Huairen is very confident in himself, and he has the capital to say, "Buddy has always been imitated, never surpassed, buddy is a legend!" ”
However, since everyone is a peer, there is no reason to do things, but if the proprietor of Juyuan is not a Song person, then there is no need to save face for him, no matter how hard he steps on a few feet, he has no psychological burden, and he can use his feet without using his hands.
Yang Huairen pretended to clasp his fists and saluted, and said to Lu Diao with a smile on his face, "Oh, it turned out to be the famous Lu Gongzi, the name of the son is really thunderous, by the way, what is Lu Gongzi's name?" ”
Shopkeeper Zhou listened to the black line on his face, this is called thunder? I don't know if he is faking or genuinely mocking.
Although Lu Diao can speak Song dialect, he is not proficient, and he did not hear the sarcasm in Yang Huairen's words, so he took the folding fan in his hand and hugged his fist and returned the salute, "Under Lu Diao." ”
Yang Huairen forced a smile on his cheeks, and asked again, "Silly Di Ao?" ”
"Lu Diao."
"Donkey what?"
"Lu Diao!"
Yang Huairen pretended to buckle his ears, "Oh, Benhou's ears haven't been easy to use lately, please trouble this son to say your name out loud." ”
The more the shopkeeper Zhou listened, the more wrong it became, but it was already over to hold the eldest prince of Lu, and Lu Diao seemed to have sensed that Yang Huairen was deliberately entertaining him, and his face was not very good, and he shouted loudly with a calm face, "Here!" Under! Lu! Advance! Proud! ”
Yang Huairen finally couldn't help but hold his stomach and laugh, and at the same time stretched out his hand and gave a thumbs up to praise, "Childe has a good name, Ling Zun is really talented." ”
The guests in the lobby of Juyuan also reacted to what was happening here, and listened to the conversation between the two, spraying tea and spraying tea, spraying noodles and spraying noodles, anyway, they sprayed whatever they had in their mouths, and for a while the hall was full of food scraps and demons dancing around.
Lu Diao also understood what was going on at this time, and he was so angry that his head almost exploded. He is indeed a Khitan, his original name is Yelu Diao, he was born in the nobles of the five divisions of Yelu in the Great Liao Kingdom, and this time he followed his father who was the envoy of the Great Liao to the Great Song Dynasty.
Yelu Hongji, the monarch of the Liao State, respected the culture of the Central Plains, and many of the nobles of the Liao State studied Chinese and Confucianism in the Central Plains since childhood, and Yelu Diao was one of them.
In their consciousness, understanding the culture of the Central Plains is one of the necessary means to conquer the Central Plains in the future. In fact, many nomadic people and Hu people with serious cultural background have similar ideas, and while they advocate force, especially among the aristocracy, they also deeply feel the lack and inadequacy of their own national culture, so they have a kind of psychological ambivalence and hunger for Chinese civilization.
Their own nation has no culture, and some people have begun to learn the culture of the Central Plains in the way of taking it.
This was not a bad thing for the Great Song Dynasty, and to a certain extent, it promoted the spread and development of Central Plains culture. Of course, there are some individual shameless ones, no matter what kind of culture they have, they just say that they are their own, which is really ridiculous and sad.
Yelu Diao lost face in front of everyone, hated Yang Huairen in his heart, in order to regain face, he forcibly held back the anger in his heart and mocked, "Yang Daguan came to the restaurant, and the garden is really full of brilliance." ”
Then he turned to everyone, and then said, "The dishes in Juyuan are all excellent choices, and it is no wonder that Yang Daguanren, the owner of Suiyuan, can't help but come to Juyuan to eat."
If you don't give up, this son, as the owner of Juyuan, is willing to give Yang Daguan a permanent half-price preferential treatment, and Yang Daguan is welcome to come often in the future. ”
The words are good words, but the meaning here is too vicious, saying this kind of thing in front of Yang Huairen to other diners in the lobby is to depreciate Suiyuan and increase the value of Juyuan, which can be described as killing two birds with one stone.
The other diners in the lobby wiped their mouths and noses, and after listening to Yelu Diao's words, they all looked at Yang Huairen.
Yang Huairen said in his heart that he played this set of children's tricks with Lao Tzu, you are still a little tender, you stupid Dio wants to play pee and mud with Lao Tzu, no, Lao Tzu will kill you with a soak of urine.
Compared with IQ, you must say that Lao Tzu bullied you, then Lao Tzu will fight with you for appearance, and let you know what it means that there is no harm if there is no comparison!
"I said that this donkey Di Ao son, it's really not your fault that you look like this, and you can't blame you for the lack of IQ, but it's wrong for you to take ugliness and ignorance as pride.
You open a restaurant, I also open a restaurant, since we are peers, and the neighborhood is open a shop, your house is open, I will bring gifts to you to support the party, is the face enough for you?
There is a saying that harmony makes money, do you understand? Look at your shop, from the decoration to the menu, which one is not imitating the famous Suiyuan Lane opposite?
People's decoration style is called antique, what are you doing, do you understand it? Forget about the decoration, but this beef noodle or something, don't learn it if you can't learn it, you see everyone is disgusting, spraying everywhere, disgusting?
Even if you are deceived and deceived ignorant people like you, educated people will naturally distinguish between the superior and the inferior, so I don't need to remind you here.
Give me half price, today's free meal is not worth the ticket price. You are called Dong Shi Xiaofeng, parroting, the turtle son drills eggshells, what kind of bastards are you pretending? ”
Yang Huairen scolded happily, he felt that his anger was smooth, his waist was not sore, his legs were not painful, and it was not difficult to go upstairs, and he didn't care about the stunned Yelu Di Ao who was sprayed came back to his senses, and he had already walked out of the door happily with his hands behind his back.
Yang Huairen's speech is very fresh, and the diners who often go to Suiyuan know this, and it is said that he is a disciple of the gods, and his speech is not the same as that of ordinary people.
When the diners in the lobby understood the meaning of his words, they all felt that they were not ignorant fools, and they all got up and left the garden.
Yelu Diao's brain was about to be confused and deaf, and after thinking about it for a long time, he still didn't come back to the taste, and when the shopkeeper Zhou carefully translated the meaning of Yang Huairen's words to him, Yelu Diao was really stupid.