Chapter 317: Lord Zofie, Is That You!
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"Wait a minute, I'll interrupt here again, you said that your neck is healed, and I will admit it, if you say that your back pain is better, I won't believe it anymore, after all, do you have such a thing on your body?" Shen Long interrupted again.
"Hahaha, the instructor is mighty." The crowd laughed.
Wang Aiguo looked at the group of people in the workplace and was stunned on the spot. Especially Shen Long, didn't he promise to take care of himself? Is this how co-authorship is taken care of? Just talk about yoga casually, why do you want to hurt him? No waist, no waist? Does he call him waistless? Will it be nagging? Wang Aiguo is obviously ......
Gone ass is all waist.......
Well, Wang Aiguo felt the deep malice of this former main gun, so he shook his head and got up and prepared to go out for a walk.
As a result, as soon as he got up on his front foot, everyone on his back foot heard a sound similar to blowing a trumpet.
"Poof~~~~~~"
The voice is melodious and elongated, and extremely penetrating. It feels very similar to the naval flute, and the moment they heard this sound, everyone exploded on the spot, and no one thought that Wang Aiguo would stand up and be a long fart like playing a trumpet.
However, if you're just a fart, everyone will admit it. But Wang Aiguo's fart was actually put on the candle.
Well, it doesn't matter if you put it in front of the candle, the big deal is that the candle is extinguished.
However, in the next moment, everyone was surprised to find that the flame on the candle not only did not go out, but also intensified, and finally turned into a fire dragon and rushed straight into Shen Long's face behind.
The next moment, flames erupted on Shen Long's head.
"Zofie, is it you? Captain Zofie! Wang Aiguo looked at Shen Long with fire on his head in surprise, and shouted in surprise.
"Dead fat, I'm going to kill you!!" Shen Long roared wildly as he frantically opened a bottle of mineral water and poured it on his head.
That night, when everyone was eating in the back restaurant, the cannon head looked at Shen Long with a surprised face.
"Instructor, your hairstyle is a bit trendy, there is hair on both sides next to this middle light, are you going to be the white-eyed eagle king?"
Shen Long: "......"
"Head, stay away from me, even if it's not far from me, please don't come to hurt me." Shen Long said speechlessly.
The cannon head was stunned, and then looked at Wang Aiguo beside Shen Long.
"Fatty, I'll tell you first. Although you are very fat, you are not cute at all, and you will definitely not be a national treasure. ”
Wang Aiguo looked at the cannon head with two 'panda eyes' on his face speechless.
Hehe, everyone says that it is not easy to find a job after being discharged from the army now. But gunner, you must be easy to find a job after you retire from the army, at least you are already an excellent joker.
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Well, although the process was not very harmonious, in the end a strange scenery appeared on the East River ship.
Under the leadership of the captain and Wang Aiguo, all the members of the Donghe ship finally decided to do yoga with them to regulate their bodies.
Although Wang Aiguo farted at that time, it was also the only fart he released in those days, although the effect was a bit fierce, and the price paid was a bit big. But this does not prevent everyone from recognizing the effects of yoga.
Even, hehe, who have you ever seen who can fart for more than a minute? This one fart goes out, and the weight is light, okay!
So in fact, yoga is still very effective, at least it is excellent in terms of helping to pass gas.
Because of this, the ship leader decided to let everyone do yoga together to condition their bodies, of course, there is one person who is unwilling to join, and that is our Shen Long instructor.
For many days, Shen Long locked himself in his room and didn't dare to go out.
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Seeing that it was about to be the end of August, everyone thought that the patrol was about to end, but the above did not inform everyone that the patrol was going to end, but on the contrary, everyone started to prepare for the second round of patrol.
When the patrol entered the second circle, everyone had to face a question, what should we eat in this half month? What to drink?
Eating potatoes, onions, and radishes all day long, let's be honest, this is not only a physical test, but also a psychological test.
If you eat the same thing all the time, even if it is particularly delicious, you will feel very tired after a long time, and because of this, everyone's appetite has not been particularly good recently.
As for the bean sprouts made by Wang Aiguo, to be honest, the ship's leaders have come to ask for it many times. Although the bean sprouts are refreshing, most of the bean sprouts are still used by the cooking class to stir-fry, and the bean sprouts are not refreshing to be honest, and they are not particularly able to arouse everyone's appetite.
Just when everyone felt that their appetite was not very good, one day the side team suddenly appeared in the first military cabin.
The first thing the team saw when they arrived at the first military cabin was a large bottle in the first military warehouse, and there were many bean sprouts in the bottle.
This is nothing else, it is the bottle of pickled bean sprouts that Wang Aiguo gave to Technician Cai at that time.
Looking at this bottle of pickled bean sprouts, the team became a little interested, so the team asked curiously: "Lao Cai, where did you get this bottle of bean sprouts?" ”
"Oh, is this the fat man? I brought it here as an atonement, but then again, I've been angry when I saw him lately. So I didn't move a mouthful of what he sent. Technician Cai said casually while lying on the bed.
The side team saw the unhappiness on Technician Cai's face, and then thought of the previous food poisoning incident, and immediately felt that Technician Cai's anger was also reasonable.
However, since Technician Cai doesn't want to eat it, then don't waste it.
So the side team thought about it for a while, and said, "Since you don't eat it, why don't you give me this bottle, anyway, I want to eat something refreshing recently." ”
"Take it, take it, but let me tell you first, the fat man is not a professional chef, and this person's pickled things may not be delicious."
"It's okay, it's okay, just eat it, that's what the dishes on the ship are anyway." As he spoke, the team took the can of bean sprouts away.
At noon, Technician Cai's team was arranged to eat in the last batch, and when he went to the cafeteria, Technician Cai found that the cafeteria was very lively, and many people gathered at a table to push and shove.
Technician Cai felt a little strange, so he stepped forward to take a look. When I got closer, I realized that everyone was grabbing the contents of a bottle.
When he saw this bottle, Technician Cai found that this bottle was very familiar, wasn't this bottle the bottle of pickled bean sprouts he gave to the side team in the morning?
Then Technician Cai looked at the side team with a shocked face and said, "What are you eating?" ”
"Oh, it's the bottle of pickled bean sprouts you gave me in the morning, and I don't want to waste it anyway. So I wanted to take it over at noon and try it, but as soon as I opened it, I found that this pickled bean sprout is really delicious. It's sour, it's particularly refreshing, and it's good to eat. The wingers explained.