008 Dragon Boat Festival water-saving small robbery

In order to show the strength of Liangshanbo, Song Jiang decided to race dragon boats during the Dragon Boat Festival. Wu Yong raised his hands in agreement, but made a small suggestion, dividing it into a dragon boat team and a tiger boat team.

The dragon boat team is all composed of heroes on the water: Li Jun, the dragon of the mixed river, Zhang Heng of the boat fire, Zhang Shun of the white strip in the waves, Ruan Xiaoer of the Standing Tai Sui, Ruan Xiaowu of the short-lived Erlang, Ruan Xiaoqi of the living Yan, Jiao Tongwei out of the hole, and Tong Meng of the river mirage. - The captain is Li Jun.

The tiger boat team is composed of eight leaders of the infantry army: the flower monk Lu Zhishen, the walker Wu Song, the red-haired ghost Liu Tang, the winged tiger Lei Heng, the black whirlwind Li Kui, the prodigal son Yan Qing, the sick Guan Suo**, and the desperate San Lang Shixiu. - The captain is Lu Zhishen.

"Strategist, your idea is very interesting. But without waiting, the results came out, and it must have been the victory of the water army. What's the point of a game without suspense? Song Jiang said with a smile.

"The owner of the village, it's really hard to say. We stipulate that no one can go into the water, only paddle on the boat. The navy is naturally skillful in paddling, but the leader of the infantry army is extremely strong, as long as he practices, it is really hard to say who wins and who loses!" Wu Yong's analysis is straightforward.

"The military advisor is right, this kind of game is very meaningful. The leader of the infantry army also has to practice water warfare, killing two birds with one stone. Lu Junyi agreed.

When the sailors heard that they were going to compete with the leader of the infantry army, they were so happy that they could win with their eyes closed. With a little practice, eight people are concentric, do whatever they want, and row as much as they want.

The leader of the infantry army was eight people, and under the leadership of Lu Zhishen, they began to practice on a tiger boat. The tiger boat is the same size as the dragon boat, but the logo on the bow is different. These eight are all landlubbers, and when they get on the boat, they look like eunuchs and prostitutes. Hospital - overwhelmed. After a long time, the boat circled in place, and did not travel half a foot. The tractor chases the rabbit - it can't be done.

Lu Zhi complained that Wu Song was working hard, Wu Song complained that Liu Tang was rebellious, Liu Tang complained that Lei Heng was not working hard, and Lei Heng complained that Li Kui was blind and hard...... caused the eight members of the navy to laugh.

Yan Qing was the smartest among the infantry leaders, and he was the only one who could row.

"Brothers, don't use brute force. If brute force is used, the greater the force, the worse the effect. I'll start by teaching you how to use an oar. ”

Yan Qing began to demonstrate, and everyone paddled according to the pattern, and began to go on the road after practicing for most of the day. Two days later, the leaders of the infantry had mastered the art of rowing. Seeing that the infantry leader was making rapid progress, the leader of the navy did not dare to slack off, and also practiced seriously.

Ten days later, it was the Dragon Boat Festival, and a vast body of water was selected as the scene of the competition. Before the competition, I first made two small boats of zongzi and threw them into the water to commemorate Qu Yuan, who threw himself into the river. Save fish, shrimp, turtles and crabs to eat up his bones, and keep a few sticks of love for "Chu State".

There is a high platform on the shore, and flags are displayed at the water's edge. At Song Jiang's feet, there was a basket of gold, which was awarded to the first place; Lu Junyi also had a basket at his feet, but it was filled with silver, and the second place was rewarded. The amount is equal, and the price is dozens of times different. Whether it's the leader of the navy or the leader of the infantry army, they all want to take the first place, who doesn't want to get gold?!

The leader of the navy is gearing up and vows to take the first place, and it would be too embarrassing to win the second; The leader of the infantry army rubbed his hands and swore to take the first, if he had to take the second, it would be too boring to get the silver.

500 zhang away from the shore, there was a red boat parked there, and Gongsun Sheng stood on it as an overseer. A dragon boat or tiger boat sails from the shore to bypass the red boat and return. Wu Yong supervised on the shore, and a red rope had already been pulled up in the water, and whoever hit the red rope first would win.

As soon as the iron cries and trumpets sounded, the dragon boats and tiger boats rushed out. In the end, it is a water army, it is better to play in the water, the dragon boat is like a dragon out of the water, and it is several feet away from the ground. The tiger boat was like a tiger "going down the mountain", but it was still a step slower, and it didn't take long for the dragon boat to be thrown out more than ten zhang away.

But the leader of the infantry army did not panic, and he used all his strength, and his strength was extremely strong, and when he reached the red boat, he overtook him. After all, the dragon boat is a dragon boat, it is a naval army playing, and with a turn, the tiger boat is thrown several feet away. The tiger boat was not afraid, and after turning the corner, it increased its strength, and it overtook it after a while.

Li Kui laughed: "Water ghosts, you can only take silver!" ”

The water army did not panic, and eight people became seven. Zhang Shun got into the water, took a long drill, dived under the tiger boat, drilled two eyes in an instant, dived back to the dragon boat, and rowed happily.

The people on the tiger boat immediately noticed the problem, the boat leaked, and the water quickly came up, and the more they rowed, the more tired they became, and the speed slowed down.

"The sailors are bad!" Yan Qing shouted, threw down the oar and jumped onto the dragon boat, reasoning with the sailors.

Li Kui was furious when he heard this, and he also jumped on the dragon boat and scolded: "Theory is a 'bird'!" Beat up these turtle grandchildren. ”

knocked Tong Wei into the water with one punch and kicked Tong Meng into the water with one kick. To hit others again, the other six people had already jumped into the water.

"Iron Bull, come ashore! Otherwise, they will drown you. Yan Qing shouted again.

Li Kui was in the water, almost drowning Zhang Shun, and his heart was terrified when he thought about it. Not far from the shore, Yizong jumped onto the land and shouted: "Flower monks, martial arts, come up quickly, the competition is unfair and rob gold!" ”

Lu Zhishen also felt particularly angry, jumped ashore one after another, and went straight to the Song River. When the sailors saw that the leader of the infantry army had gone to grab the gold, they all went ashore and rushed up one after another, feeling that they were the first and deserved the gold. Lu Zhishen and Li Kui stopped the eight leaders of the navy and punched and kicked them.

When they went ashore, not to mention the eight of them, even eighty were not the opponents of the two of them, and they were beaten and jumped into the water. The two of them did not dare to go into the water, once they were put into the water, they were not far from death.

"Brothers, there is gold and silver, don't fight." Song Jiang shouted, but no one listened.

Yan Qing saw that Lu Junyi's face sank like water, and stopped. Wu Song and the others had already snatched the gold at Song Jiang's feet, laughing. The leaders of the navy came out of the water again, and when they saw that the gold had reached the hands of the leader of the infantry army, they shouted in unison, "We are the first." ”

"Bullshit first, we're number one!" Li Kui's plate axe had already been taken into his hand, and he smashed it in a ping-pong manner, and the tables, chairs, and pavilions were smashed at what they saw.

"If any of you dare to come up and grab gold from your grandfather, you will be chopped off in pieces! Hahaha......" Li Kui's laughter was particularly shocking.

"Iron Bull, don't be rude!" Song Jiang shouted again.

"Brother Gongming, it was the navy that made it bad first, and he can't complain about us." Li Kui raised his axe high again and slashed indiscriminately.

Lu Junyi was furious, pulled out his portable sword and threw it out. Li Kui was about to cut the pavilion pillar when a sword flew past his ear and pierced into the pillar at once, startling a lot. Seeing that Lu Junyi was really angry, Li Kui threw the axe to the ground and scolded: "I'm grass, it's not fair, and I don't let people make trouble!" ”

Song Jiang asked the minions to carry out a basket of gold and a basket of silver, which were equally distributed between the leaders of the infantry army and the leaders of the navy, and the turmoil subsided.

Rowing race, declared a failure.

- Please see the next episode: 009 heroes defecate and urinate everywhere