009 heroes poop and urinate everywhere

Wu Yong found a big problem: that is, most of the heroes are not particular and defecate everywhere. At first, I didn't take it seriously, after all, these brothers are all martial arts practitioners, and they are used to being "convenient" anywhere. If it is a serious matter, it will definitely cause everyone's dissatisfaction, and it will be said that he is his mother-in-law. Later, something happened, but it made him think about it, and it was really troublesome if he didn't deal with it.

Zhongyi Hall is undoubtedly an extremely important place for Liangshanbo.

Zhongyi Hall was originally called Juyi Hall, and after the Tota Heavenly King Chao Gai was killed by an arrow in Zengtou City, Song Jiang became the master of the cottage and changed the Juyi Hall to Zhongyi Hall. There is a plaque on the hall, and Song Jiang personally wrote "Zhongyi Hall" three big characters; The Broken Gold Pavilion has also been replaced with a large plaque. There are three passes in front, a wild goose platform is built behind the Zhongtang, a front hall is on the top, and there are two rooms in the east and west. The main hall is dedicated to the spiritual seat of Chao Tianwang.

On the top of the mountain, an apricot yellow flag is erected, and the four words "for the heavens" are written on it. Two red flags are embroidered in front of Zhongyi Hall: a book "Shandong Hubaoyi" and a book "Hebei Jade Kirin". Peripherals include Flying Dragon Flying Tiger Flag, Flying Bear Flying Leopard Flag, Green Dragon White Dragon Flag, Vermilion Puffin Xuanwu Flag and so on. In a word: the surrounding buildings surrounding the Zhongyi Hall are dignified and cannot be desecrated.

But the heroes are very casual, and they don't care about the three-seven-twenty-one when they are in a hurry, where they are caught, what kind of place they are, and they are happy to laze without any scruples. For example, under the apricot yellow flag on the top of the mountain, the flagpole is often mottled with urine, and there are feces everywhere next to the flag. That's really not "Lisao", when I came to see "Historical Records", the "two masterpieces" were particularly dazzling.

Wu Yong thought of a way to remind the heroes to set up a big sign next to the apricot yellow flag, with a line of big characters on it: Passers-by and others are not allowed to be convenient here.

Most of the heroes of Liangshanbo are not high, some people know a few words, and some are illiterate and don't know a word.

One day, Li Kui, Shi Qian, Xiao Rang and Zhu Wu passed by.

"Brothers, what's written on the big sign?" Li Kui was illiterate and didn't know a word, so he naturally asked.

"Passerby-" Shi Qian couldn't read three words anymore.

Time is stronger than Li Kui, the characters of Dou Da can't recognize a sack, the words with a big head can't recognize a hood, and I don't want to "willow" and "willow".

"This is the handiwork of the military advisor. - Passers-by, etc.: No convenience here. Xiao Rang explained.

Xiao Rang's nickname is the Holy Hand Scholar, and his level of Chinese at 108 is extremely high, and his calligraphy is unmatched. At that time, he could write in the four fonts of "Su, Huang, Mi, and Cai" to the extent that it was chaotic. Martial arts are commonplace, but because of this skill, it has attracted a lot of attention from above.

"Holy Hand Scholar, your explanation is too inhumane and misinterprets the original intention of the military advisor!" Zhu Wu said with a sneer.

Zhu Wu felt that he was proficient in formations, very strategic, and his ability was no worse than Wu Yong, but he actually did not enter the ranks of Tiangang Xing, and he felt very uncomfortable.

"Divine Machine, what's wrong with my explanation?" Xiao Rang was very unconvinced, and asked rhetorically, "I was wrong, how do you explain it?" ”

"Wu Yongjunshi's original intention was to forgive the heroes for their internal urgency, which means that passers-by can't wait, so it's convenient here!" Zhu Wu explained solemnly.

"Zhu Wu explained well, Xiao Rang explained badly!" Li Kui and Shi Qian spoke in unison.

"I don't care about the sky, I can't care about shit and fart!" Li Kui shouted roughly.

"Govern the earth and the sky, and don't manage the." Shi Qian screamed.

"Wu Yongjun said: 'Passers-by can't wait, it's convenient here!' I'm going to be a 'small' one. Zhu Wu took out the guy and urinated on the flag seat.

"I'm going to be a 'big' one!" Li Kui said with a loud smirk.

"I'll have a 'big' one too!" Shi Qian said with a low smile.

Li Kui is in the east of the flag seat, and Shi Qian is in the west of the flag seat, so it is convenient to take off his pants......

Xiao Rang secretly informed. Song Jiang, Lu Junyi, Wu Yong and the other three soon arrived here, covering their noses and scolding at the same time. At first glance, it is as thick as a green radish, and what smells unsmelling must be Li Kui's "masterpiece"; For example, the carrot is thin, and the smell is hidden from time to time, knowing that it is a "sketch" of the times.

Lu Junyi advocated severe punishment, while Song Jiang advocated not making an example.

"The two elder brothers complained that my wording was inappropriate, which caused ambiguity and allowed Zhu Wu to take advantage of the loophole. INTERVIEWER Let's educate first. "Wu Yong and thin mud.

"Yes." Song Jiang nodded, "Passers-by, etc., are not allowed to be convenient here; Passers-by are not allowed to wait, so it is convenient here. - It does mean something. Anyway, Zhu Wu is a talent. Strategist, immediately gather all the brothers for a meeting, and you can talk about the prohibition of open defecation and education, and don't make an example. ”

The horn sounded in the Zhongyi Hall, and in a short time, all the brothers gathered together. In addition to the special department to be on duty, a hundred people came. Everyone took their seats.

Wu Yong stood up and said, "I was entrusted by the master of Song Zhai and the deputy master of Lu to tell the brothers about a small matter. In a word: it's the problem of open defecation. ”

As soon as these words came out, all the brothers laughed. Time changed secretly, Li Kui laughed loudly.

"Strategist, it's human nature to and pee, what's there to say about this? Catching the sorghum land is the sorghum land, catching the woods is the woods, and catching the green grass is the green grass. Heaven and earth are so big, let me pull them! Li Kui's words caused everyone to laugh again.

"Iron Bull, shut up! - Let the military advisor speak. Song Jiang shouted, and Li Kui stopped squeaking.

Wu Yong swept the group and said loudly:

"If Liang Shanbo is alone, it is not a big deal. But now, I Liangshan Bo has a total of 38,999 soldiers and miscellaneous soldiers. Everybody's defecating in the open, so what's the deal?! We are human beings, not animals, and dogs, horses, donkeys, and cows can defecate in the open, but people cannot.

"As the old saying goes: you can't care about shit and fart. This just means that you can shit and fart, but you have to separate occasions. The next is not an example, convenience must be standardized. Liangshanbo wants to build a number of toilets, and it is necessary to go to the toilet in the future. When interpreting the word "toilet" in the "Interpretation of Words", it says, "Toilet, the speaker is mixed, and it is not the same...... It is advisable to cultivate and cure the filthy places often, so that they can be clean. All in all, in the future, it will be convenient for everyone, and it must be convenient in the toilet. ”

"What the military advisor said is extremely true. Don't take evil as small, don't do good as small. Song Jiang said loudly, "Junyi, what else do you have to add?" ”

"108 Anyone who violates the law shall be punished for one month; Ordinary officers who violate the rules shall be dismissed for one year; Soldiers and miscellaneous servants who violate the rules will be punished with death. Lu Junyi said viciously.

The notice was posted, and people were talking. At first, it was relatively effective. Over time, regulation was loosened. The problem of open defecation has risen. Song Jiang decided to make an example of him, and the unlucky ones appeared immediately.

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