Zheng Shuang saw Kou Zhun dancing and arguing about the unicorn beast, glanced at him and smiled: "Xiangye is so happy to think of a three-year-old child, take out your housekeeping skills of drinking flower wine and singing beautiful songs!" ”

Kou Zhun was stunned, looking at Zheng Shuang speechless; Zheng Shuang turned to Sister-in-law Hong and said: "Sister Leng is very skilled, Xiao Keman thinks that there are Qilin Fang Tian Halberd, Chengying Sword, and Heaven-shaking Bow are Xue Rengui, the prince of Pingyang County, who is invincible all over the world, how would he have thought that he would encounter a hard stubble in the Prime Minister's Mansion!" ”

Zheng Shuang swallowed heavily and said, "Sister Leng's kung fu is not lost!" Admire! Admire! ”

"Brother Zheng, don't be self-righteous, the kung fu of the folk women is much tougher than you!" Sister-in-law Hong said without modesty, snorted coldly: "Just about to hand over Brother Zheng'er's weapon, your unicorn beast actually opened its teeth and claws to help, and the folk woman had a tie with you!" ”

Zheng Shuang said "oh" and said in his mouth, thinking that this was Sister-in-law Hong's use of the topic to play; Sister-in-law Hong's kung fu is higher than Zheng Shuang? The devil believes ......

After Sister-in-law Hong finished the above words, a smile appeared on her beautiful face; Glancing at Zheng Shuang, he smiled and said, "Brother Zheng must not believe that the kung fu of the people's women is higher than you!" But the master of the people's woman is the old mother of Huashan, and her old man said: When you meet a person who is protected by the Qilin, you are a nobleman, and you must not hurt it, and the woman knows that she is merciful to your subordinates? ”

Sister-in-law Hong actually explained the fight between her and Zheng Shuang just now, which is really a bit inexplicable.

Zheng Shuang couldn't figure it out, he wanted to show the power of the Qilin Fang Heavenly Halberd and the Swift Soaring Gong; Sister-in-law Hong couldn't help jumping up and wanted to compete with herself in martial arts, but the competition was a tie, but she said that she was taller than him; Also brought out her master Huashan mother?

Who is the old mother of Huashan, and Zheng Shuang himself doesn't know, but the old mother of Huashan said that when sister-in-law Hong meets someone who is protected by the unicorn, she is a noble person and must not be harmed; This sentence seems to be nonsensical, and it seems to have a lofty meaning...... Oh yes...... Don't......

Zheng Shuang muttered in his heart, turned to look at Sister-in-law Hong, and saw that her face had turned red into a cloud; The mouth opens and closes, and the expression is in a trance......

Zheng Shuang was stunned, and suddenly remembered the matter between men and women......

Before he could think about it, he saw Qin Shihuang walking up to Sister-in-law Hong and whispering: "Sister Leng, you don't want this lamp and that lamp cat to light up!" You are a married woman, but the words you just said are obvious hook-up words, what did your master Huashan's mother say: When you meet a person who is protected by a unicorn, you are a nobleman and must not be harmed? You have to understand that Zheng Shuang is now Xue Men's son-in-law, and he is much younger than you......"

Although Qin Shi Huang's words to Sister-in-law Hong were very small, Zheng Shuang still heard them in his ears; Somehow, his restless heart jumped......

Now Zheng Shuang finally understands why Sister-in-law Hong wants to compete with him when he shows his kung fu; Sister Leng's drunkard doesn't mean to drink! She is thinking in reverse, and she wants to create a retrospective episode to hook Zheng Shuang's eyeballs, and she ......

That's right, Sister-in-law Hong is twenty-six years old, which is the age to think about men; What's more, the current man Hong Huang is tall and has a poor image; It's normal to see handsome guys who are stronger than Hong Huang and don't fall in love.

Sister-in-law Hong is a little more powerful, but in terms of appearance, she is really a beautiful embryo; The problem is that Zheng Shuang has made his relationship with Miss Jin'er public, and there is also a Xue Yuyang who has a crush on him; And Xue Jin'er and Xue Yuyang are aunts and nieces, and Xue Jin'er ran away from home because Zheng Shuang looked at Xue Yuyang a few more times.

Sister-in-law Hong actually had an idea about Zheng Shuang, which was really an unexpected thing to eat melon seeds and a bedbug......

Qin Shi Huang just said that Zheng Shuang is much younger than Sister-in-law Hong, but in fact, Zheng Shuang's actual age is 32 years old, which is 6 years older than Sister-in-law Hong; 16 years older than Xue Jin'er and Xue Yuyang.

In terms of age, Zheng Shuang is quite suitable for Sister-in-law Hong; But Sister-in-law Hong, she is a married woman, and Zheng Shuang wants to be intimate with her, that is, Ximen Qing's second.

Ximenqing hooked up with Pan Jinlian because Pan Jinlian was dissatisfied with her three-inch Dinggu bark husband Wu Dalang; Flies don't bite eggs, rumors don't look for cautious people; Pan Jinlian has this kind of ideology, and Ximen Qing hit it off with her and finally embarked on the road of killing her husband; Pan Jinlian herself was also cut by Ximen Qing with a thousand knives.

Sister-in-law Hong is tall and big, but she has a good face and an unpredictable martial arts; The heart seems to be higher than Pan Jinlian, and her husband Hong Huang naturally doesn't like her; It is also reasonable for Zheng Shuang to have a non-part heart.

Zheng Shuang thought about it for a while, and suddenly calmed down; Thinking that he is now the marshal of the Iron Falcon Army, and it is a sign of loss of reason to be entangled by these glamorous feelings before he has gone to the battlefield to kill the enemy.

Zheng Shuang quickly closed the door of Ma Xinape's thoughts to see Sister-in-law Hong, and saw that she sat back on the wide bench shyly; Prevent Qin Shi Huang's words from working just now.

Zheng Shuang calmed down, jumped the topic to Fang Tian's halberd, looked at Xue Shisan, and said: "Grandpa is the heir of the Xue family's marksmanship, and it was you who taught Xiao Ke the Xue family's fist and the Xue family's gun; Lao Ying just said that Fang Tian's halberd was the first to say, and I hope that grandpa you can add a few words! ”

"Okay!" Xue Shisan stood up from the wide bench and walked up to Zheng Shuang, took Fang Tian's halberd in his hand and gestured and said, "If this weapon is used well, Fang Tian's halberd can exert great power; Weapons such as knives, guns, clubs, etc., are incomparable! ”

Xue Shisan said, wanting to hold Fang Tian's halberd in his hand and hold it up; But the 108-pound weapon was a problem for him, and he couldn't lift it a few times.

Xue Shisan smiled awkwardly and said, "It seems that it is wise for the ancestor to leave the Fang Tian Painting Halberd to Zheng Shuang, the old man used to be the commander of the palace of the imperial court; He couldn't even lift the ancestor's Fang Tian painting halberd! ”

Kou Zhun listened to Xue Shisan's words and recited the Tang Dynasty poet's poem "Red Cliff" by Du Mu:

The broken halberd sinks into the sand and the iron is not sold,

Since the grinding and washing recognize the previous dynasty.

Dongfeng does not have a convenient relationship with Zhou Lang,

Copper Bird Spring Deep Lock Two Qiao.

Xue Shisan laughed, picked up the previous words and said: "The halberd is a weapon that can stab and slash, combining the dexterity of the gun, and the strength of the knife and the axe; Combining the advantages of light and heavy weapons as a whole, and combining rigidity and softness, it is very capable of pulling the wind on the battlefield, and the ancestor Xue Rengui galloped on the battlefield with this Fang Tian painting halberd, and no one was invincible! ”

"The old man is exaggerating!" Sister-in-law Hong interjected again: "The county prince of Pingyang is a tiger general, but you say that he is invincible, that is a big talk!" ”

The phrase "big talk" is swearing in some places, similar to "farting"; Sister-in-law Hong actually used the phrase "big words" for Xue Shisan, which shows that he doesn't agree with Xue Rengui's bravery.

Zheng Shuang heard Sister-in-law Hong say this, and looked at her with a "yo he" and said, "Sister Leng, what evidence does it have to say that Pingyang County is invincible in the world?" ”

Sister-in-law Hong was about to answer Zheng Shuang's question, but when she saw Qin Shihuang laughing, she said: "Sister Leng is angry, and saying hard words affects everyone's emotions; It's still the old shadow to answer! ”

Qin Shi Huang said, and he walked a few steps on the floor of the room, and turned his head to stare at everyone present; Tell the following story.

In the early Tang Dynasty, there was a lack of generals in the country, and the only one who was more famous was Xue Rengui; At this time, the Tang Dynasty encountered a very strong opponent - Tubo, and Tubo's Qinling became an insurmountable peak in the Tang Dynasty.

On Qinling is a Tibetan nobleman, whose full name is Gar Qinling Zanzhuo; In terms of official title, that is, the prime minister of the Central Plains Dynasty.

In the first year of Xianheng (670), the Tang Dynasty recovered Tuyuhun in order to fight against Tubo; dispatched 50,000 troops to escort the king of Tuyuhun back to the West Sea, with Xue Rengui as the general manager of the march of Luo Suo Road; Ashina Daozhen and Guo Beifeng were appointed deputy directors.

Guo Beifeng is the son of the famous general Guo Xiaoke, who once guarded Shancheng City, this guy is arrogant and unwilling to succumb to Xue Rengui; often disobeyed Xue Rengui's moderation.

When the Tang army arrived at Dafeichuan and was about to rush to Wuhai, Xue Rengui said to Guo Beifeng: "Wuhai is a dangerous road with a lot of poisonous gas; But a quick march will succeed, and a slow march will fail! ”

Xue Rengui said this, and said earnestly: "Dafeiling is wide and flat, and two camp fences can be set up; Hide all the military supplies in the barracks and leave 10,000 people to guard them, and our army can quickly advance and destroy the enemy without preparing to attack! ”

Xue Rengui gave Guo to be sealed, as if after finishing it, he led the army to the mouth of the river and encountered the Tubo army, Xue Rengui killed for a while and won a lot; More than 10,000 cattle, sheep, mules, horses, etc., were harvested, and the army returned to Wuhai City to wait for backup.

Guo Zhifeng was arrogant and uninhibited, and did not listen to Xue Rengui's deployment at all, and led the grain, grass, and baggage to move forward slowly; When Guo Beifeng's army entered Wuhai, Non Qinling led more than 200,000 troops to save Wuhai and attacked Guo Beifeng's army.

Xue Rengui saw that Guo Beifeng's army was defeated and had to retreat and stationed in Dafeichuan; On Qinling, he gathered more than 400,000 Tibetan troops to attack the Tang army, and the Tang army was defeated and defeated.

Xue Rengui had no choice but to make peace with the Qinling before he was able to withdraw from the army; Xue Rengui was dismissed from his post and reduced to a civilian because of his defeat......

But everyone knows what the Empress Dowager Xiao of the Liao State is doing......"