The warrior monk looked at Grandpa Bi with tears in his eyes.

"Captain, you're not kidding, are you? I just came back, and you let me go right? Can I really walk like this? ”

Grandpa Bi glanced at the warrior monk, and he was also helpless to reason. Recruit training is planned, and everyone will have to accompany you to do it all over again just because you haven't participated in training for a few days.

"Zhengbu should be fine." Grandpa Bi himself is not sure, after all, a person with chrysanthemum tearing and bleeding hemorrhoids is walking right, and it is the first time he has encountered it.

"Then I'll try." The warrior monk scratched his head in embarrassment, but finally decided to give it a try.

The positive step is undoubtedly the most difficult but also the most beautiful action in queue training, this action is difficult to practice because everyone's feet must be raised the same height, and this is also the reason for the good look, as long as the lift is uniform, it looks good.

In order to train the right step, Grandpa Bi decided to ask everyone to bring the pony ties that are usually used in class.

Although this mazar is a maza, it is made of iron and weighs about three kilograms. As soon as Mazha took it, the monk's face instantly turned black again.

"What the hell am I playing so big?" The warrior monk looked at the maza in his hand with a look of horror.

Wang Aiguo and the others were puzzled, so they asked: "Warrior monk, do you know how to use this thing?" ”

"Needless to say? Isn't this the same reason that our Shaolin Temple lets you carry water? Tie the horse tie to your legs and exercise your leg lifts! ”

As soon as the warrior monk finished speaking, Wang Aiguo and the others were blinded at once. I'm tired of stepping forward, so tie up a horse? Why do you want to kill them?

"No, this is corporal punishment, we can't admit it, we have to resist!" Wang Aiguo stood up and raised his arms and shouted, tied up a horse and walked forward, it was better to kill him directly.

"Let's go to Grandpa Bi's theory." Wang Aiguo said loudly.

"Okay." Huang Gang and others also supported one after another, and in this way, the first 'revolution' of the Chenyang New Barracks began.

Wang Aiguo and others walked downstairs in a group of mighty groups, and many like-minded comrades were added along the way.

When he arrived downstairs, Wang Aiguo saw Grandpa Bi at a glance. The moment he saw Grandpa Bi, Wang Aiguo felt a little cowardly, and was about to retreat, but when he turned around, he saw that more than 40 people had gathered behind him, and he suddenly had confidence again.

"Captain, I protest, you can't let us tie up the horse and walk right, it's corporal punishment! We protest! ”

Grandpa Bi looked at Wang Aiguo with a confused expression, and Jia District next to him also looked at Wang Aiguo with a strange gaze.

"Wait a minute, who told you to tie up your horse and walk right?" Jia Qu asked suspiciously.

As soon as these words came out, Wang Aiguo and the others were stunned, and then everyone looked at the warrior monk.

The warrior monk who walked at the end looked dazed, and it took a long time before he scratched his head and said, "Didn't you let us take the horse down to tie our legs to increase the weight?" ”

"We are a new barracks, not a Shaolin Temple, and this Mazha is used as a standard for your leg lifting height." Grandpa Bi said lightly.

Crowd: "......."

The first revolution in the Chenyang New Barracks ended before it had even begun.

……..

However, because of this in the morning, Wang Aiguo and the warrior monk were taken care of by Grandpa Bi. Wang Aiguo doesn't care, although his figure is not good, and his legs are not high, but his height is still there, and it is not particularly difficult to kick his feet to the height of Maza.

But the warrior monk did evil, and today he really realized what a cone-like pain is.

At night, the warrior monk, who was finally able to sleep lying down, returned to sleeping on his stomach.

The warrior monk lying on the bed and Wang Aiguo, who was lying half-dead on the bed, groaned in pain at the same time.

"Is Grandpa Bi crazy? I'm all chrysanthemum torn, and he still does this to me! The warrior monk shouted scoldingly.

Wang Aiguo looked at the bed board on the top bunk with blank eyes, and said lightly: "Finally, you admit that you are a chrysanthemum torn." ”

"What can I do if I don't admit it? Now the whole team knows that I'm a chrysanthemum torn, okay? ”

"You deserve it, you are brain-dead." Wang Aiguo said angrily, if it weren't for the warrior monk's cleverness today, he would not have been made like this by Grandpa Bi.

Xiao Tian happened to take a bath at this time, and when he saw the posture of the warrior monk, he suddenly said curiously: "Warrior monk, when I saw your posture, I suddenly became a little curious, what would happen if someone was circumcised and then had hemorrhoids?" ”

"Hey, that's an interesting question!" Wang Aiguo 'sat up in shock in his dying illness and looked at the warrior monk with a curious expression'.

"Or, monk, you go and get a foreskin?" Xiao Tian said with a serious face.

The warrior monk looked confused, completely unaware of why this topic was brought to him.

"Am I crazy? For your strange assumptions, I'm going to be circumcised? ”

"You can't say that, this matter must be understood like this......" Wang Aiguo said as he walked to the side of the monk's bed and sat down.

As a result, before the words were finished, Xiao Tian heard a 'boom'.

"What's wrong, what's going on, what's going on?" Jia Qu heard the sound and rushed all the way, and then as soon as he entered the door, he saw smoke and dust everywhere. In a cloud of smoke, the warrior monk lay on the ground through his bed, looking pained.

On the side, Wang Aiguo, who also fell to the ground through the bed board, but his legs were still hanging on the steel frame on the edge of the bed.

"You ...... What a demon you are doing! Jia District shouted in shock.

……..

This incident solved two major problems at once. One is that the bed in the new barracks is too old, and the maximum withstand is only 400 catties, and once it exceeds 400 catties, the bed board will collapse.

The other is what Xiaotian proposed, what position should a person sleep in if he has hemorrhoids after circumcision.

When the monk fell out of bed, his crotch hit a screw under the bed.

Although the screws were not fully inserted, some of the skin was still scratched, and the monk became a man who bled on both sides.

Then everyone got the answer, bleeding at both ends does not mean that you have to sleep on your side, for example, the warrior monk, he just slept on his stomach and pouted his buttocks.

To be reasonable, this posture is a bit weird.

………

After making a fuss for many days, Wang Aiguo and the others finally felt that life had returned to peace. As a result, one day in late September, a rumor appeared in the brigade.

Legend has it that because of the aging facilities, the Chenyang New Barracks decided to build a new brigade at the expense of the above, and then all the recruits will move to the new brigade to live, and the original Chenyang New Barracks will be rebuilt for other purposes.

When he heard the news, Wang Aiguo was shocked. Is building a brigade said that it is built? Won't it take a year and a half?

Just when Wang Aiguo was asking, a figure appeared at the door of the dormitory and answered this question for him.

"Comrades, I'm back!" Right descended excitedly shouted at the gate.