The warrior monk looked at the secretary who was smiling like a big horse monkey, and his face was speechless.

At this time, the secretary made a big move, and said with a strange smile: "Come on, come on, take off your pants, let me see what the chrysanthemum tears looks like!" ”

"Secretary, you don't have to do this! As a veteran, do you feel it's appropriate to do this? The warrior monk said with a pained expression.

Unexpectedly, the secretary smiled and said with a big mouth: "Suitable, very suitable." This time I feel happy, hahahahaha, I'll come to see you tomorrow! By the way, I'm going to surprise you tonight, so wait for it! ”

After saying that, the secretary smiled and walked away.

The warrior monk looked at the back of the secretary departing, dumbfounded.

"What, has anyone come to ask for a look at the shadow area of my heart? Wait online, it's in a hurry! ”

However, just when the warrior monk thought that the secretary should be fine when he left, Grandpa Bi walked in from outside the door.

"Oh, the chrysanthemum is torn, hahaha, is this retribution!" Grandpa Bi said with a smile.

The warrior monk smiled, no need to ask, his shadow area is less than two thousand square meters.

…….

The secretary said that the surprise warrior monk didn't care about it originally, he was like this, what else could the secretary do?

As a result, when Wang Aiguo helped him bring food up in the evening, the warrior monk was shocked to find that the dinner that day was actually Sichuan cuisine.

"Sour and hot is not right, it should be called super spicy shredded potatoes, spicy lotus root slices, and stir-fried meat with green peppers." The warrior monk looked at the dishes in the bowl, speechless.

At this moment, he understood, this is the surprise that the secretary said!

When the hemorrhoids burst and the chrysanthemums bleed, he actually wanted to eat super spicy Sichuan food, either he was crazy or this society was crazy.

Wang Aiguo also saw the difficulty of the warrior monk, but he could only grit his teeth and say: "What, I have to say, today's food is still very good, why don't you try to eat two bites?" ”

"I think it's better to forget it, if you eat this, I may die!" The warrior monk looked at the dishes in the bowl and said with a tangled expression.

"Okay then, then you just eat steamed buns."

"As far as the relationship between the two of us is concerned, you just give me 8 steamed buns and don't give me any dishes, do you think it's appropriate?" The warrior monk looked at Wang Aiguo pitifully, his face full of helplessness.

When the warrior monk said this, Wang Aiguo also felt a little embarrassed, so he had to say slowly: "Actually, after I saw this situation, I went to buy you two packets of mustard." But when I got to the commissary, the commissary aunt told me that the secretary had bought all the mustard from them, and that there was only one left. ”

"One is fine, it's better than nothing." The warrior monk immediately said.

"Well, I hope you're satisfied." After speaking, Wang Aiguo took out two packets of mustard from behind him.

Spicy seaweed shreds – super spicy version.

Warrior Monk: "......."

"Secretary, will you give me a good time?"

…….

The warrior monk lay down for three days, and the secretary looked at him with a smile for three days, and by the way, he made Sichuan food for three days.

I have to say that the army still likes to eat spicy dishes, which are usually not dripping, but now a large number of chili peppers are added, which makes everyone have a great appetite. The only problem is that constipation is worse.

However, from the next day, the secretary finally left him a way out. There are four dishes in total, three Sichuan dishes and one vegetable.

Wang Aiguo and the others were very interested in leaving the non-spicy vegetable to the warrior monk.

When the monk saw that there was a lot of non-spicy vegetables in the rice bowl that everyone served, the monk excitedly shouted with tears streaming down his face: "Thank you, uncles." ”

"Hehe, when you're okay, don't say that we take advantage of you." Everyone thought secretly in their hearts.

…….

However, although the warrior monk fell, he taught Wang Aiguo and others a lesson.

There is a saying that ten men have nine hemorrhoids, and seeing that there are many 'young people with hemorrhoids' in other dormitories, Wang Aiguo always feels that there is something missing in their dormitories.

However, the warrior monk collapsed because of hemorrhoids, and it was super severe hemorrhoids. This fall finally made up for the shortcomings of Wang Aiguo's dormitory. And also gave Wang Aiguo the opportunity for them to study hemorrhoids.

In addition to surgery, hemorrhoids are left to apply medicine, Wang Aiguo basically has never heard of any oral medicine for hemorrhoids that can be taken well, of course, bezoar detoxification tablets and the like can still be eaten, after all, hemorrhoids represent that can not be too hard.

At night, after the monk went to the toilet, he walked back with a staggering step like a baby, and as soon as he came back, he returned to his original state and lay on the bed.

Seeing the appearance of the warrior monk, the divine doctor suddenly spoke: "Have you heard a story about hemorrhoids?" ”

"What's the matter?" Everyone asked in unison.

The divine doctor said with a serious expression: "This story I heard from the senior, it is about a senior who had an attack of hemorrhoids at school before, and then maybe because of his short hands, he couldn't take the medicine himself, so he could only ask a senior in the same dormitory to help him take the medicine." ”

"But it's too much to say. So the two of them could only avoid others, and every time they waited for the dormitory to be empty, they would take medicine. In this way, the two lasted for more than ten days. Soon it was time for the senior to go to the hospital for a reexamination, and on the day of the reexamination, the senior wanted to avoid the trouble of going back and letting his classmates take medicine, so he asked the doctor to help him. And I don't know this, as soon as I took medicine, the senior was immediately startled. ”

"What's going on?" Huang Gang stood up and said with interest.

The divine doctor looked at Huang Gang and said with a stern expression: "When the doctor helped him with medicine, he was shocked to find out. The doctor applied the medicine by holding his shoulder with one hand and helping him with the other. And his classmates grabbed his shoulders with two hands! ”

"Then the question is, what did his classmates use to medicate him?" After speaking, the divine doctor looked at the warrior monk with a smile.

And Wang Aiguo and the others also looked at the warrior monk thoughtfully, their eyes full of 'care'.

The warrior monk was sweating profusely and grabbed the hemorrhoid cream in his hand, and said in horror: "I, I, I can do it myself!" I don't need your help! ”

"Hahaha, don't worry, your ass is too dirty, we can't do it." Everyone laughed.

That night, the warrior monk who used to cover the blanket and coat decided to cover the quilt at night, and he also had to wrap himself into a 'spring roll', after all, anything can happen in this dormitory!

……..

Three days later, although the monk's hemorrhoids were still not healed, they were no longer bleeding. And once there was no bloodshed, the warrior monk would not be able to open a false note, so he immediately resumed training.

Of course, in order not to aggravate the injury, Grandpa Bi still took care of the warrior monk and asked him not to participate in physical training at least.

In this regard, the warrior monk was so excited that he knelt down and called his father.

However, as soon as the queue training began, the warrior monk immediately regretted it, and at this moment he just wanted to take back all the excitement just now.