Chapter 292: Being abused to a new level
In the past, Li Qi was two points and one line, generally from Washington to Niu Hump, and from Niu Hump to Washington, but today, the Huaxia Alliance has gradually developed, so Li Qi did not fly directly to Washington, but went to Yan County first.
"Li Qi, Li Qi, is this the Huaxia Alliance?"
Yu'er, who had just jumped off the vulture, asked Li Qi nervously and excitedly.
Li Qi nodded and said, "Yes, our Huaxia Alliance has a total of nine counties and one government, and this is Yan County, one of the nine counties. ”
"Yan Jun?"
Yu'er jumped up, looked around, and saw that there were people coming and going, busy with traffic, and it was very lively, and it was not only humans, but also many royal families, and other second-class races, and couldn't help but exclaim: "I don't think this place is much worse than the cow hump, I really didn't expect that the place where human beings live will be so prosperous." ”
As she spoke, she suddenly jumped into Xiwu's arms and said, "Xiwu, this is our new home." ”
Xiwu just smiled and nodded, gently stroking Yu'er's snow-white fluff. In fact, the deepest feeling that Xi Wu gave Li Qi is that you can't imagine how angry she looks, as if her demure and gentle temperament is innate.
"Richie."
Hearing a rough voice again, Li Qi looked back, only to see two bull beast royal clans, one yellow and one black, coming over, he hurriedly greeted him, beckoning and greeting.
The scalper's name was Dali, and the black bull's name was Blackhorn, and the two of them were responsible for transporting wine.
In this light, Dali and Heijiao naturally asked about the banquet of the century first, which was unavoidable.
But Li Qi has answered too many times, and has pretended to be forced many times, and now he doesn't have that kind of pleasure, and as long as he hears this topic, he is a little disgusted, that is, he casually says a few perfunctory words.
Chatting and chatting, he glanced vigorously behind Li Qi and asked, "Are they all demon clans?" ”
Heijiao also noticed it, stared at Xi Wu, and said, "Vigorously, look, that banshee is really beautiful!" ”
"Yes! Oh, yes! It's really superb! This is the most beautiful banshee I've ever seen, except for the cold shadow. ”
"Although Hankage is also beautiful, she doesn't like to laugh, and I still like this banshee."
The two of them have been living near the cow hump, where have they seen such a beautiful banshee, the evening dance is from the royal city.
Dali suddenly asked Li Qi: "Li Qi, they are all going to send chickens... Pavilion? ”
"Chickens... Museum? Li Qi was stunned.
"It's your human love house!" Dali said eagerly: "You don't know, do you?" ”
That's right! At the beginning, the chicken prostitute changed the name of the love house to the chicken... Pavilion, but this has to do with us human half-dime, it's all chicken prostitution. Li Qi shook his head and said, "I know, of course I know, but they don't want to send it to the love hall." ”
Heijiao pretended to be dissatisfied and said: "Li Qi, you can't be like this, you already have a cold shadow, always score some points, give us enjoyment, you see Sister Mei, you will take out the best." ”
Dali hurriedly echoed: "Isn't it, besides, you are a human being, in the face of five demons, can you do it!" ”
Hey! Dare to question me if I can't, if I can't handle it, I... I'm not going to learn from chicken prostitutes! Li Qi sighed and said, "It's not that I don't want to, you know where they come from." ”
"What's the matter?"
"They are all rewarded to me by the Zijin Prince, I don't dare to offend them, if you want them, you can tell them yourself, I don't care."
"Purple... Zijin Gong? ”
Black Horn's tongue suddenly became a little knotted.
Li Qi nodded and said, "That's right! Otherwise, how could they follow me, a human being. ”
"Ahem, ahem... We mean, wait a minute we're going to go to the chicken... Do you want to go with the museum? Dali said seriously.
They don't want to lose their lives for a momentary pleasure.
Yes! Self-chicken... I haven't been there since it opened. Li Qi sighed for a moment and said, "I won't be able to go later, I'm afraid I will have to go in a few days." ”
"Alright, let's get busy first."
When Dali and the black horn walked, they also glanced at the sunset dance, and their expressions were as obscene as they were.
Dirty!
Li Qi scolded secretly, and glanced back at the cold shadows, but the evening dance is fine posture, and couldn't help but think to himself, in fact, it would be better if they didn't become a fine posture, so at least it would save a lot of trouble.
"Li Qi, why do those two royal families always stare at me?"
Yu'er, who was hiding in Xiwu's arms, saw Li Qi coming over, so she hurriedly asked.
Leng Yue on the side said: "They are staring at Xiwu, who will look at you stupid rabbit." It's all because of those tails, who have dragged our entire demon clan to such a lowly level. ”
Li Qi smiled: "This can't be blamed on Yiwei, everyone is trying to survive, it's not easy." ”
Sunset nodded with a smile.
Leng Yue said: "If I can only survive as a lowly person, I would rather die." ”
So saying, she walked forward with her head held high.
"Cold Moon."
Cold Shadow hurriedly shouted, and Cold Moon looked back at Cold Shadow.
Hanying said, "We're going this way. ”
“......!”
"Poofhaha!"
Yu'er in Xiwu's arms laughed happily.
Leng Yue glared at Yu'er in embarrassment, and said, "What are you laughing at, believe it or not, I will eat you." ”
Yu'er immediately jumped down from Xi Wu's arms, jumping up and down, and shouted fiercely: "When I'm afraid of you, I also eat meat." ”
Hanying was speechless for a while, and said, "Stop arguing, let's go." ”
They walked along the path to the official residence, stopping and stopping along the way, because the Huaxia Alliance is not privately owned, and all the stores are state-owned, in other words, Li Qi is the big boss, so Li Qi almost every store goes in to have a look.
Yanjun is the trade town of the Huaxia Alliance, and now the trade of the Huaxia Alliance is getting bigger and bigger, and the flow of passengers is naturally increasing day by day, and the business is of course not good.
But compared to these, to Richie's more gratification, the clerks here have made great progress, they now know how to communicate with customers, and deal with some tricky things, which is the most lacking in human beings, in fact, the difference between the third-class race and the second-class race is here, most of the third-class races already have their own language, what they lack is organizational skills and communication skills.
Everything in Yanjun not only surprised Yu'er and Xiwu, but also made them very excited.
At the beginning, the reason why they were a little resistant to joining the Huaxia Alliance was because human beings were a third-class race, so the living environment must be very simple, either living in a cave or living in a tree, and there was no way to communicate, which was difficult to live in by luxury, and now when they look at these human beings, they all know more or less the royal language, and they are polite, not like a third-class race at all, which is really beyond their expectations, and they are more and more satisfied with this new home.
Li Qike saw it in his eyes, so he arranged for the two sisters, Rouhua and Mingyue, to take them around, hoping that they could get along better with humans.
Of course, Hanying didn't go with her, she still remembered that her mission was to protect Li Qi, and now she was more grateful to Li Qi in her heart.
Li Qi first checked the account book of Yan County and asked about the recent situation of Xia Yan County, but in fact, there is nothing to see and ask, after all, the development scale of Yan County is also a small town, purely to serve the passing fleet, and the profit is very small, so Li Qi only stayed here for two days, and then set off with Han Ying to the location of the chicken restaurant, since the opening of the chicken restaurant, he has never been there, and he was going to go to Zhangguo Mountain, so he stopped by to take a look.
didn't take Leng Yue and them there, because that place was very unsuitable for them, they finally came out of that kind of place, and Li Qi also saw that Leng Yue was very disgusted with Yiwei.
......
In fact, strictly speaking, chickens... A pavilion does not refer to a single pavilion, but to a specific area.
As soon as he arrived at the reception of the chicken house, a mother named Xiao Cen hurriedly greeted him, "Big Chief, you're back!" ”
Here, other races still call Li Qi's name, because their racial class is much higher than Li Qi, called Big Chief, and Li Qi can't stand it, only Changyou has changed his name to Big Chief, which shows that Changyou's race was born for the service industry.
Li Qi nodded with a smile and said, "Xiao Cen, are you still used to being here?" ”
"Get used to it! Habit! ”
Xiao Cen nodded again and again, and said, "The big chief and the curator treat us very well. ”
"Curator?"
Li Qi was stunned and said uncertainly: "Chicken prostitute? ”
"Hmm."
"That's right! What about chicken prostitutes? ”
"The curator is basking in the sun by the lake."
Sunbathe? Grass! He's really comfortable in front of the curator! Li Qi thought that his big chief was busy in the dark, and the chicken prostitute was here to baze the sun, which made him think about it, and said unhappily: "You take me to see, what kind of sun is so good." ”
Xiao Cen smiled, they were the best at listening to the sound outside the strings.
She took Li Qi and Han Ying to a small lake, the surface of the lake was sparkling, the lake was emerald green grass, and the breeze was blowing, which was really indescribably comfortable.
Xiao Cen suddenly raised his hand and pointed to the lake, and said, "Great Chief, look, the curator is in ......!" ”
But in the middle of her sentence, she stopped.
Li Qi first glanced at her, and then curiously looked in the direction she pointed, only to see a large umbrella erected by the lake, made of leaves, very original flavor, under the umbrella placed a wide chaise longue, on the chaise longue lay a man, it was a chicken prostitute, naked, bent arm pillow, but... But there was still a tail lying under him.
Han Ying was about to tilt his head and said lightly, "I'll go over there for a walk." ”
With that, he turned and walked away.
As a single dog, Li Qi is really unwanted to be abused by this scene, in this environment, it is too TM suitable to do such a trivial thing. He looked at Xiao Cen again and asked, "Is chicken prostitute always like this?" ”
"I don't know." Xiao Cen shook her head, she knew that this kind of question, no matter how she answered, it was wrong.
Li Qi glanced at the chicken prostitute who was enjoying himself in the distance with great envy, sighed, and said, "Wait first." ”
Xiao Cen said: "Big Chief, this... It may be a long time coming. ”
Li Qi was immediately happy, and said with a smile: "It seems that you haven't seen it less." ”
Xiao Cen just smiled shyly, in this kind of place, it's hard not to see it.
Li Qi thought about the perverted talent of chicken prostitutes, and felt that waiting was not a solution, so he shouted: "Chicken prostitutes." ”
I saw that the chicken prostitute was trembling, turned his head, and suddenly shouted excitedly: "Big Chief." ”
Then he patted the tail under him, and the tail helped him put on his pants very well-behaved, and then the chicken prostitute ran over with a big tent and a fart.
"Big Chief, when did you come back?"
"I just came back."
Li Qi looked at the chicken prostitute, only to feel that he was a lot more handsome, with red face and white teeth, smooth and delicate skin, and energetic, as if he was getting younger and younger.
This is really unfair, if it were any other person, such a way to play, there would have been only a pair of skins left, but the more this guy plays, the better the body, it can be said that chicken prostitution has the talent that all men dream of.
"I've taken in so many apprentices, chicken prostitute, you are really the hardest working one, practicing day and night." Li Qi sarcastically.
The chicken prostitute didn't hear it at all, and said, "Of course, if I don't practice hard, how can the big chief teach me that trick chrysanthemum treasure again." ”
Li Qi was stunned: "What chrysanthemum treasure book?" ”
Ji prostitute said excitedly: "Didn't you say before, after I have mastered this trick of ice and fire, you will pass me another trick chrysanthemum book." ”
Li Qi blinked, and suddenly remembered, in fact, he just said casually, where do you remember, nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, chrysanthemum treasure, poof." ”
Saying that, he was happy himself, and suddenly saw Xiao Cen secretly looking at him, and quickly coughed lightly, and said, "Xiao Cen, you go and get busy." ”
Xiao Cen nodded immediately, and then quickly left.
The chicken prostitute came up to Li Qi and said with a smile: "Great Chief, your move of ice and fire is really powerful, I use the Nine Yin True Scripture to promote, it is even more wonderful." ”
The Nine Yin True Scripture promotes the two heavens of ice and fire? Am I stupid? How completely incomprehensible. Li Qi thought for a moment and boasted casually: "Of course, no matter how bad my tricks are, how bad can they be." ”
Ji prostitute said again: "Then when will you teach me the Chrysanthemum Treasure Book, I have practiced this ice and fire heaven very skillfully, if you don't believe it, I can try it for you to see, I definitely didn't lie to you." ”
Li Qi was very curious: "How to try?" ”
The chicken prostitute pointed to the tail on the recliner and said, "It's just that I will do it with Xiaokong once for you!" ”
I've really seen dog abuse, but I've never seen this kind of abuse.
"Get out!"
Li Qi was angry and said, "I asked you to come here, not to let you practice anything like ice and fire, but to let you take care of the chickens... Pavilion's. ”
The chicken prostitute said: "Chicken... From the opening of the museum to the present, it has been very good, and I now know that in fact, even if it is compared to trading, Xiaobai's talent is far inferior to mine. But don't tell Xiaobai this, Xiaobai may be sad. ”
What a shame this guy is! Li Qi resisted the urge to beat this guy to death, and said, "Then you can take me over to have a look." ”
"Let's go."
The chicken prostitute immediately took Li Qi and walked to the front.
At this time, the tail called Xiaokong suddenly shouted: "Chicken prostitute, where are you going?" Your son is still here. ”
The chicken prostitute was stunned for a moment and said, "That's right! I almost forgot about that little cub. ”
Li Qi was surprised: "Your son? ”
The chicken prostitute said: "Yes! Ben gave birth to a son the other day. ”
Nima, it's really the highest level of dog abuse! Li Qi said: "Who asked you this, I'm curious, you take your son, and you also play ice and fire." ”
"Great Chief, you misunderstood ...... again."
"Don't mention the misunderstanding again, if you misunderstand again, there will be no friends to do." Li Qi said angrily.
The chicken prostitute glanced at Li Qi aggrievedly, and said, "I accompanied that little cub to play, and by the way, I practiced the two heavens of ice and fire." ”
Can this also be by the way? Li Qi was already completely speechless, and asked again: "What about your son?" ”
"Play in the lake." The chicken prostitute pointed to the lake.
Li Qi was stunned, and said in a sideways voice: "What are you talking about, playing in the lake?" ”
"That's right!"
"How many days is your son born?"
The chicken prostitute looked up and thought about it, and said, "It seems that there have been dozens of days." ”
Oh, my God! This is murder! Li Qi said: "So small, you just threw him into the lake?" ”
"He can't walk yet, so he doesn't need to walk when he goes to the lake to play." ”
Richmond felt that he didn't even understand the human world.
The chicken prostitute shouted at the lake again: "Chicken Shinichi, Chick Shinichi." ”