010 Gongsun Sheng sacrificed to the sky to punish loquats

Zhu Wu has a little minion named Zhu Yu, who is particularly clever and deeply liked by his master, and is looked down upon in all aspects. Because Zhu Yu looks like a loquat and can play the pipa, they all call him Zhu Loquat.

Zhu Loquat felt that the master was the chief of the Earth Evil Star, and he was the "head of military affairs with the counselor", so he thought it was very awesome, and he also became proud. In the middle of the night one day, I came out to relieve my big hands, and I thought that the toilet smelled, so I ran to the north side of the base of the apricot yellow flag to make it convenient. As soon as he put on his pants, he was caught by the patrolling two-headed snake Xie Zhen and the two-tailed scorpion Xie Bao.

This Xie Zhen and Xie Bao brothers, their martial arts abilities are very average, and they are actually ranked before Yan Qing, both of them are in the Tiangang Star sequence, and most of the 72 people in the Earth Evil Star are not convinced. The two of them have an advantage, that is, they can be especially close to the main and deputy owners of the village, no matter what they say, they will do whatever they want, which is deeply liked by Song and Lu.

Zhu Loquat was caught by Xie Zhen and Xie Bao, and he couldn't say anything, and was tied up by Wuhuada. Directly escorted to Zhongyi Hall, locked up, and reported level by level. Song, Lu, and Wu held a meeting overnight and decided: Kill!

"Two brothers, killing a little minion is a trivial matter, but you can't simply kill it. I want to ask Mr. Gongsun to ......," Wu Yong proposed.

Song and Lu listened to Wu Yongyi's words, nodded again and again, and the two went to persuade Gongsun Sheng in person.

At dawn the next day, Zhu Wude's beloved minion Zhu Loquat had a big incident and hurriedly ran to Zhongyi Hall to plead with Song and Lu. Song and Lu said that they didn't see anything, and only sent Wu Yong to talk to them.

"Strategist, please! Zhu Loquat has committed a big crime and should be killed, can you look at my thin side and open the net. One, he is a first-time offender; Second, he is my own family, and he can't write two Zhu characters in one stroke; Third, I am willing to give him a year's salary to avoid the death penalty. Zhu Wu made a series of moves.

"Zhu Wu, it's not that I don't want to help you, but I can't help if I want to!" Wu Yong said helplessly.

"Military advisor, everyone knows that your weight in the hearts of the owner of the village and the deputy owner of the village, as long as you help to ask for mercy, the two owners of the village will not allow it!"

"Only God can save him! Mr. Gongsun's method, let's take a look at the will of Tiangong! ”

An altar is set up next to the apricot yellow flag, and Gongsun Sheng is clothed and stands on the altar.

Zhu loquat was held on a mound of earth, tied up with flowers, and knelt on it. On the right stands the executioner, the iron arm of Cai Fu; On the left stands the executioner, Cai Qing. The two brothers had no weapons in their hands. Because killing a small minion doesn't need them to do it themselves. Behind is the knife ghost Cao Zheng, who specializes in slaughtering cattle, horses, pigs and sheep, and borrowed it to kill the little minions.

Song and Lu attached great importance to this execution, and all the 108 generals were called, and no one could take leave. Nearly 10,000 officers and soldiers participated in the service, and they wanted to make an example of each other.

Gongsun Sheng read the words, and suddenly, a thunderclap sounded in the clear sky, and the flagpole was broken all of a sudden.

"God is angry, God is angry! If you are disrespectful to God, you will be punished! If you don't kill Zhu Loquat, it will be difficult to stand up! Gongsun Sheng flicked his sword and inserted it into the half-section of the flagpole.

"Zhu Loquat, let's see if God gives you a chance. If you can pull this sword out of the pillar, it means that God has given you a chance to live; If you can't pull it out, you can only sacrifice the flag with your blood. ”

The loquat was erected in front of the pillar, loosened the tie, and used all the strength to pull out the sword, and it was pulled out there. One is that he lacks strength; After the second was caught, he was beaten fat; The three didn't give me food in the morning, and they had diarrhea last night.

"Execution!" The two brothers of the Cai family shouted together.

Cao Zheng, the knife operator, was raising his machete and running towards this side, and the timid man had already closed his eyes.

Zhu Loquat felt that he could not escape death, and he didn't want to eat Cao Zheng's knife, so he used all his strength and slammed into the pillar. Listening to the sound of "bang", Zhu loquat's head was knocked open. He just knocked him unconscious, but he didn't really die. Cao Zheng felt that the person had been killed and there was no need to cut it again.

Li Kui had been waiting impatiently, jumped out of the crowd, and slashed with an axe to chop the dumpling filling. Poor Zhu Loquat was broken into pieces in a while. Zhu Wu's eyes were so angry that they were blue. For a while, there was a lot of voice.

"Everyone, be quiet, let's recite the song of sacrifice to Mr. Gongsun!" Lu Junyi shouted, and everyone fell silent.

Gongsun Sheng used his sword for a while and began to chant:

"Smooth sailing, two dragons competing, Sanyang Kaitai, four seasons Lejia...... The Rising Sun Fudan, Tongyun Jinxia, Haoyue Turning, Fishing Song Singing Answer, Oriental Bright, Ruixiang Jinhua, Western Regions Reckless, Desert Flying Sand, Southern Xinjiang Charming, Coconut Grove Loquat, Northern Cold, Wusong Snowflake...... Row upon row, dilapidated buildings, planting trees and grasses, warm and elegant, adding public toilets, provincial embarrassment, eye-catching location, happy sprinkling, front and back of the house, alleys, dog pick-up, avoid pickling...... Kill loquats, the sky is pure! ”

Gongsun Sheng said a paragraph, and everyone read a paragraph......

Zhu Loquat's "corpse" was ordered by Zhang Qing, the "vegetable gardener", to be collected and transported to his own vegetable garden to be used as fertilizer.

The most depressed person was Zhu Wu, who closed the door and drank stuffy wine. I feel that I am living a really wretched life, and I can't save myself when I see my loyal little minions die in front of my eyes.

What Destiny? It's purely a child's play with human life. Gongsun Sheng used witchcraft to break the flagpole and blame others. Zhu Loquat is also surnamed Zhu no matter what he says, and he has been with him for several years, even if he is wrong, he will not be executed! It's just a matter of hitting and killing himself, this Li Kui originally had no power to execute, so he went up and cut hundreds of axes. Song, Lu, and Wu didn't even let out a fart. Li Kui should have been executed a long time ago, but they always protected their shortcomings.

"Master Zhu, someone is visiting!" Another minion surnamed Wang came in to report.

"I, Zhu Wu, will visit me now?" Zhu Wu was thinking about it, when the curtain opened, and a fragrance wafted in.

It was no one else who walked in, it was a flower in Liangshan - Hu Sanniang.

"Sanniang! Thank you, thank you! Zhu Wu waved his hand again and again.

"Divine Machine, you're welcome! - I'll drink with you! Hu Sanniang sat on the chair and filled herself.

The two touched lightly and dried.

"Sanniang, you are really a heroine among women! The country does not let the eyebrows be bearded, which is amazing! Zhu Wu gave a thumbs up.

"Brother Zhu, you have won the prize! I'm just looking at the injustice. What is that little thing about Zhu Loquat? Li Kui's head should have been cut off 10,000 times! ”

"Yes, it's just that he has a 'cover' on it, and no one can do anything about him."

"It's not impossible. Last time, I teamed up with your family, Zhu Tong, and almost killed him. ”

"It's a pity that I don't have Zhu Tong's martial arts!" Zhu Wu slapped the table.

"You are a divine machine military master, you don't need your martial arts, what you need is your resourcefulness, you are no worse than Wu Yong!"

Zhu Wu listened to Hu Sanniang praise himself like this, and his heart was full of joy......

Killed Zhu Loquat, the happiest is Song Jiang, as long as the life of a little minion, Liangshanbo's "Hutong" is all clean, it's worth it!

- Please see the next time: 011 Hu Sanniang Lanwu set a big plan