10. Qibao agate cup
Yuan Ji can praise Dou Shen for being young and promising, and can go to Meiyuan in Qi County to be a county lieutenant, once the rank is full, he will inevitably have to return to Beijing to supervise the imperial history, and then he will go to Shangshu Province to be a Lang official, and sooner or later he will be in the provinces of the Calendar, and the future is unlimited.
And Dou Shen praised Yuan Ji for not being able to go through the field and directly become the school secretary of the envious scholars, starting so noble, he will soon be a scholar in the middle school.
After blowing each other, the musicians, prostitutes, and helpers applauded together, and Yuan Zhoupo took the opportunity to ask, "I don't know what this scholar does?" ”
Dou Shen's expression was exaggerated respectfully, "Zhongshu Sheren, in charge of the system, writing the king's words, painting five-flower judgments, government decrees are all from his hands, people say that it is a half-step prime minister, which means that he can reach the top of the top of the people and ministers half a step." ”
"It turned out to be half of the prime minister, sooner or later, it won't be the entire prime minister!" During the banquet, everyone had exaggerated expressions and tongues to satisfy Yuan Jineng's vanity.
"What's even more powerful is that the emperor relies on it, and he specially ordered that the people can be divided into the prime minister's meeting food, and they will eat whatever the prime minister eats." Dou Shen continued to boast.
"Wouldn't Yuan Xiaoshu be able to eat with Yuan Zhonglang's father and son in the political hall right away? Glory, there was a trihald Cui family in the Kaiyuan period, and soon there will be glory of the Tongshi Yuan family. Someone seemed to have noticed something and screamed in surprise.
Gao Yue was beside him, and he was numb when he heard it.
"Hey, you don't know, as far as I know, although the food in the name of the Zhongshu House is divided into political affairs, it is actually not the same as the food of the prime minister." Yuan Ji Neng corrected with a smile and said, "Because of the prime minister's food, how can it be shared by ordinary people who are blessed?" Legend has it that a former prime minister had a dinner at the government hall, and his younger brother came to visit, so they had a meal together, guess what? After his brother finished eating, he died of a stroke when he returned, which is a pity and pity. ”
Everyone first shouted like Qiao, "But brothers are not as good as father and son!" During the banquet, I don't know who complimented this sentence again, and Yuan Jineng and Dou Shen, who understood it, immediately laughed.
Suddenly, Dou Shen's gaze viciously moved to Gao Yue, who was silent, and continued, "Gao Langjun, if you accidentally eat a fish bone in the food of the Political Affairs Hall, I'm afraid that it won't directly penetrate your stomach?" ”
In the laughter, everyone suddenly turned their eyes to Gao Yue's body, Gao Yue suddenly felt that countless fish bones flew to pierce his heart, Dou Shen's words were obviously provoking Gao Yue: Compared with the two of us, you are destined to be a blessed and shallow life in the future.
This scene frightened Wang Tuantuan and didn't dare to make a sound, she understood that Yuan Ji Neng's father was the prime minister of the third rank of the dynasty, and Dou Shen's uncle was the fourth rank of the imperial history of the dynasty, and it was natural for them to laugh at Gao Yue, a student.
Gao Yue's little temper came up, I didn't expect that there would be so many snobs in this era! But when he thought about it, wasn't that the case with feudal dynasties? I can't find any actual refutations, but I can't let the other party underestimate them.
So Gao Yue replied leisurely, "Don't bully the young man to be poor!" ”
Gao Yue has the confidence to say this, after all, I am a student of Guozijian, the highest school in the country.
Then the whole feast froze, and people seemed to be savoring Gao Yue's shocking remarks, and Yuan Jineng's expression became especially serious.
The air froze for about a few seconds, and Yuan Ji Neng's face suddenly bloomed, and Dou Shen and everyone present (except Wang Tuantuan) burst into laughter even more presumptuously, "This Gao Langjun is really a happy person, isn't he still alive in a dream?" Yuan Jineng's tears soared out, and he asked Dou Shen breathlessly.
"Chang'an Migui, he won't be able to say this in another year and a half, just like that Liu Demur."
"It's just too much of a student, and you have to rely on hundreds of officials to pay for it, and your tone is not small."
"Okay, okay, don't lose the wine, Su Wunu called your lady to sing!" After Dou Shen finished speaking, he frowned and looked at the long case, and said, "Yuan Zhoupo, you are also one of the richest families in the north, why are the drinking utensils so shabby?" ”
Yuan Ji Neng immediately took a gorgeously carved gold cup from the servant, and put it on the table with a bang, "Save one, use my cup to eat, don't dislike it." ”
The silver and gold cups are bright and blurry under the light of the candle flame, and the nobility is suddenly born, and everyone is envious and applauding.
Especially the Qibao Agate Cup in the hands of the prince of the Yuan family, it was even more brilliant, and even Gao Yue couldn't take his eyes off it.
This cup, which Yuan Ji can say to be his father's favorite thing, was originally produced by the Great Food Country farther away in the Western Regions, and was contributed to the pilgrim and then transferred to his father's hands.
At this time, the singing suddenly came from behind the curtain, and Gao Yue only heard the voice "Bitter!" ”
The crowd laughed, clapped their palms, and stomped their feet in response to the song and shouted, "Come!" ”
There was another voice from inside: "How did you marry this enemy?" ”
Everyone drank while smiling and continuing to beat the beat, "Rumor Niang is bitter, come on!" ”
Then the woman who was greased and powdered walked out, presumably the wife of Su Wunu, and sang a sentence when she walked in front of the famous guests, and the sentences continued, and the people responded and continued, which was the rumor.
Gao Yue listened, and it seemed that every sentence was complaining about her husband, some were talking about how ugly her husband looked, some were talking about how her husband abused herself, and some even talked about the bed, accompanied by various actions, which was a little unbearable.
"Alas, it seems that this ancient ballad is even more vulgar than it is now." Gao Yue said as he tapped his fingers on the desk.
After Ta Shao Niang finished singing, everyone began to drink again, and Yuan Ji Neng shouted "mouth".
Then Chu Niang quickly said to each other, "It's just like a beamless bucket." ”
The bucket is a container for holding rice, and the shape of the mouth is similar to it, which is the order for wine.
Yuan Ji Neng laughed and touched Chu Niang's cheek, but Dou Shen didn't care.
Then Dou Shen made a "Chuan" word.
Everyone couldn't get right, so they punished them for drinking.
Directly in front of Gao Yue, Wang Tuantuan quietly reminded, "Chuan, Lang Jun, you are as straight as a rafter." ”
So Gao Yue quickly came out, and everyone nodded in unison.
Under the candlelight, Dou Shen saw that it was Wang Tuantuan who was helping, and he couldn't help but hold a grudge.
Before he could come up with any tricks to promote narrowness, Gao Yue suddenly added, "Dou Langjun came out of this Sichuan character well, you see that it is like a rafter in the hall, but unfortunately the starting one is crooked." ”
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized, and many prostitutes and musicians couldn't help laughing.
The pen at the beginning of the word "Sichuan" is indeed crooked, if it is compared to the rafters in the hall, it is actually ridiculing Yuan Ji Neng and Dou Shen as both the children of the anointed sorghum who are crooked on the upper beam and crooked on the lower beam.
Yuan Ji was able to make a fuss, and was just about to drop the Qibao Agate Gold Cup in his hand to make a fuss, but Dou Shen pressed his hand quietly, "Yuan Xiaoshu, there are all elegant people at the banquet, you don't need to worry about Gao Yue in general, as the saying goes, mockers mock prostitutes - look at me." ”
Then Dou Shen said loudly, "Yi Song is really good at writing and eloquence, why don't we take Wang Tuantuan, who is his companion, as the theme, and recite a poem each?" ”
Hearing this, Wang Tuantuan was so frightened that he trembled, like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered, and finally the knife was still killed on her neck.
It's hard enough to make a living in the wall, and now you have to suffer from the ridicule and trampling of this group of noble sons.
"Hey, you?" Before Gao Yue could hold her, Wang Tuantuan jumped up from the couch, didn't have time to put on his shoes, knelt in front of Dou Shen and Yuan Jineng with a bang, kept kowtowing, and begged them not to write poems to mock him.