But these two turned a deaf ear at all, and after Yuan Ji was able to drink a large cup of wine, he walked to the color plate on the wall of the hall in unison of music, and wrote a poem "Mocking the King Tuan Tuan Tuan":

"Pangu had distant grandsons at that time,

Shang Ling is at home today.

A cart of clay dyed mud items,

Ten red flags are patched up. ”

After writing it, everyone's shrill laughter exploded.

Gao Yue saw that his lungs were about to explode, and this poem ridiculed Wang Tuan Tuan Tuan for being as fat as the son of Pangu, and that his pants were torn and that he needed ten flags of cloth to make up for it; He laughed at her skin as dark as dirt, and it took a cart of white mud to dye her neck white—this is simply the greatest insult to human dignity—if this poem spreads, it will be tantamount to ruining Wang Tuantuan's life.

Over there, Wang Tuantuan kept kowtowing and wailed, "Please stop it." ”

However, in the cheerful music, in the applause and laughter, Yuan Ji Neng handed the pen to Dou Shen again, and Dou Shen waved on another page and also wrote a poem "Mocking the Prostitute King Tuantuan":

"Dusk is silent and does not know what to do,

The nose is like smoke, and the ears are like bells.

He still put an ivory comb in his sideburns,

Kunlun Mountain is the only moon on the moon. ”

After this poem was written, everyone laughed even more crazy, and Chu Niang laughed so much that she was lying on the food table and holding her waist, unable to stand up.

This poem jokes that Wang Tuan Tuan is so dark that she walks in the night, and if she doesn't speak, no one can see it, she pins the ivory comb to her bun, just like "the moon rises on Kunlun Mountain".

In the laughter of everyone, Wang Tuantuan cried loudly, his face turned pale, and he looked extremely frightened in his heart.

"You guys are too much, you can do whatever you want by virtue of your power and family!" Gao Yue was furious, hurriedly walked over, and helped Wang Tuantuan up.

Dou Shen and Yuan Ji were able to look up and smile, "I'm sorry, I have the right to have a family and you can really do whatever you want!" ”

"Gao Langjun has a lot of strength." I don't know who said this with a smile, and everyone leaned back and forth.

Outside the hall, her fake mother Wang hurriedly came, saw Tuan Tuan's appearance, and shouted distressedly, "Tuan Tuan, what's wrong with you?" ”

Tuan Tuan looked at Wang and shouted, "Mother, the child's heart hurts to death!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Tuantuan broke free from Gao Yue, roared and climbed under the color plate on the wall, and raised his hand to wipe off the two poems on the color plate.

Dou Shen was furious and pushed her to the ground, "Dare to rush into Yuan Xiaoshu and me, arrest you and go to Jingzhao Mansion, and make you lose your soul with a stick!" ”

"Cunyi, you and I are both sons of the minister, just write poems and ridicule it, you don't have to do anything with this kind of prostitute, you lose your identity."

"You, you, you ......" Wang Tuantuan's face was extremely embarrassed, and then his lips turned blue, and began to foam at the foam, Gao Yue stepped forward to support her, but found that she was trembling all over, and her pupils began to dilute, "It's over, she also has a heart attack?" Gao Yue secretly exclaimed.

Wang Tuantuan had more and more difficulty breathing, and soon hissed.

Immediately, Chu Niang's hall was in chaos, including Yuan Jineng and Dou Shen, who would have thought that after a few mockings, they would actually kill someone.

"Auntie, no, Mom, did Wang Tuantuan have heart disease in the past?" At this time, Gao Yue laid her flat on the floor and asked Wang, who was crying loudly.

Wang nodded while crying.

Yuan Zhoupo, who was running the banquet in the chaos, shouted to her subordinates, "Go and call Xiao Yuezhou in the same square to come and save it with a needle!" ”

Several musicians hurriedly threw down the instruments and ran out of the door to ask Song of Xiaoyue Prefecture to live.

"It's too late!" Gao Yue was sweating profusely, rolled up his sleeves, and ripped Tuan Tuantuan's clothes away in front of everyone, frightening many prostitutes to take a few steps back, and then Gao Yue clenched his fist with his hand, and knocked violently on Wang Tuantuan's chest, when he knocked fifteen times, Gao Yue looked at Wang Tuantuan's still blue-black face, gritted his teeth, closed his heart horizontally, and put his mouth on in an exclamation, Gao Yue really didn't know how to describe this feeling, and always felt that Wang Tuantuan's mouth was like a lump of cold meat.

After picking it up, he exhaled and blew desperately, and then got up after two blows, and in an exclamation, he slammed Wang Tuan Tuan's chest with his fist, which was very rhythmic.

At this time, Dou Shen and Yuan Jineng didn't know whether Wang Tuantuan, who was lying on the ground, could still be saved, so they hurriedly got out of the chaos and went to the courtyard.

"Lang Jun!" Yuan Zhoupo grabbed the two of them, and her face became serious, "Pingkangli has the rules of Pingkangli, if Wang Tuantuan is really dead, who will send her mother to death in the future?" According to the rules, you don't have to wait for your life, and the gold, silver, and wine vessels on this case will no longer belong to you, but will have to be left to Wang Tuantuan. ”

It turned out that the rule in Pingkangli was that if something happened to a prostitute while drinking with him, all the belongings placed on the table by the guests would belong to the prostitute who had suffered misfortune.

Yuan and Dou were originally gentlemen, and they were frightened where they cared about any gold cups and silver cups, and even the Qibao Agate Cup stayed, nodded and rushed to the courtyard.

As soon as they arrived in the courtyard, there was a sharp knock on the door, and people thought that Song Zhu was here, so they pulled the latch and opened it.

Then the firelight poured in outside, shining so brightly that Yuan Ji Neng and Dou Shen couldn't open their eyes, and Ma Ma stood all over the bad people of Jingzhao Mansion in soap robes, and it was Guo Forging who hit the head, I saw him standing on the steps, holding an iron hook in one hand, a chain in the other, and a horizontal knife behind his waist, as terrifying as Zhong Kui, "Which one is Yuan Ji Neng Yuan School Book?" ”

Yuan Ji Neng thought to himself, could it be that he teased a despicable prostitute and really alarmed Jingzhao Mansion? But my father is a dignified prime minister, and he will never be fine, so he subconsciously responded.

Guo Forging laughed, and reached out to grab it, like catching a chicken.

Yuan Ji Neng was shocked and angry, turned around and was just about to run back, when his neck was hooked by Guo Foran's iron hook, "On the order of Jingzhao Dayin, capture the entire clan of the national thief Yuan Zai!" ”

On the hall, Gao Yue, who was continuing to rescue Wang Tuantuan, turned around and clearly saw how the third son of the Yuan family was reduced from "Zhilan Yushu" to a prisoner in just ten seconds.

At this time, he remembered that with what he knew, he seemed to be able to remember that Yuan Zai, the powerful minister of the Tang Dynasty, was beheaded by the whole family in the last year of the Tang Dynasty, but he didn't expect that although he couldn't see how the Yuan family "raised a tall building", he personally saw how the Yuan family "feasted guests" tonight, and how the building "collapsed" in a moment.

"Stop, do you know who my father and brother are?" Before Yuan Jineng could defend two sentences, he was pushed to the ground, the corners of his mouth were whistling and bleeding from Guo Forging left and right, and his teeth were knocked out, and his arrogance soon turned into a wail, "Save one, save one, Dou Langjun, save me, save me...... Your uncle is Xian Tai Chung, save me. ”

Who knew that Dou Shen would only be busy pushing Yuan Ji Neng's hand away, "Don't joke Ji Neng, everyone is just a friend on the surface." Just like that, he watched Yuan Ji Neng being handcuffed by chains, and dragged him in the direction of Jingzhao Mansion.

Guo Forging stayed and asked Dou Shen again, "Are you?" Is it Dou Zhongcheng's clan? ”

Dou Shen said yes, Guo Forging nodded, no longer asked, and then he pointed to the mess on Chu Niang's hall, "What's the commotion?" ”