The chat log of the two madmen (The Legend of the White Snake) is original

M: Hello

F: Okay

M: Can we talk?

F: Idle is idle, let's talk!

M: May I ask the beautiful woman's surname, where is the fairy town?

Female: The little woman's family lives in Hangzhou, and her surname is Bai

M: Wow, isn't it a white lady? I'm Xu Xian!

F: Who is Xu Xian? I don't know! Selling cars?

M: For hundreds of years, our stories have been weeping ghosts and gods, how can you forget?!

F: I have amnesia! I don't remember anything.

M: When you crossed the Nai Ho Bridge, you drank Meng Po soup? I told you not to drink it!

F: How do I know? I thought it was Coca-Cola, and it was free, who wouldn't drink it for nothing?!

Man: Lady, don't take advantage of a small bargain! It's okay now, you forgot about the water flooding the golden mountain! Continuing the leading edge of you

Forget about it too! No wonder a master said, you and I will meet in 500 years!

F: I can't wait that long, I'm tired of waiting, who is not marrying?! Just have a car and a house!

Man: Lady, you~~~ You disappointed me so much! That's it, I bribed the bull and the horse to come to the world, it seems

It's going to be all down the drain again!

F: I came to the world in '88, how long have you waited?

M: I arrived 18 years before you! Miscalculated time, 55555!

F: Oh, it's okay, don't wait, I want to open something

M: It's all Fahai's old man!!

F: Brother Fahai? I like him, handsome guy

M: How are you~~ He is our common enemy!

F: Enemy? That's Saddam and Bush! Brother Fahai is very good

Man: You, you've disappointed me so much, I'll go to Xiaoqing!

F: Cut! You men are like this, eating in the bowl and looking into the pot! Xiaoqing doesn't necessarily pay attention to you. She's on the stage!

M: What? Sky! I can't stand it anymore! See you in the next life!

F: Don't get too excited, be realistic!

Man:.......... Voiceover: Xu Xian has committed suicide by kissing his neck, please call to the secretary's desk.