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Compared with the sound of fighting outside, it was as quiet as another world, and the things lying on the bed looked like people but not like people, Wu Lezhuang had the courage to touch it, and looked at it, the thing on the bed had a fish head, but the limbs were human molds, with arms and legs, what kind of monster is this?
Wu Le couldn't help but be frightened, and looked further, the second bed was lying on a monster with a humanoid dog's head, and the third was even more excessive, a pig's head...
Did Darwin's Theory of Evolution Manifest?
It seems that in this brothel, not only are the accounts not clear, but in the face of the three monsters in front of him, Wu Le's heart actually has some secret joy.
You must bring down this drunken Bali!
The three monsters were lying on their beds with their eyes closed, and they didn't know if they were dead or alive, and they all had something like a glowing blue fluorescent infusion tube stuck behind their backs, and the three tubes led to a black box glued to the wall. It seemed that the contents of the black box were the key to the secret, Wu Le gently stood on the bed of the fish-headed monster and reached for the black box.
"It's a little bit close... It's a little close..." When the hand is used, Wu Le feels that he has used all the strength of his body on the tips of his fingers, but he still can't reach it.
Damn, if you don't do it, Wu Le kicked on the head of the fish with the fish-headed monster, got up and jumped, just within reach. It didn't matter if he stepped on it, the fish-headed monster let out a heart-wrenching howl, the howl was not at all like a fish or a person, and the monster looked up and saw that it was a strange face with a yellow mud face, and one stumbled up, and was about to fall Wu Le.
Instead of overturning Wu Le, the fish-headed monster sent Wu Le up with all his might, Wu Le took advantage of the situation to open the black box and took out the contents with his hand.
Jumping out of bed, seeing that the fish's mouth opened and closed as if he was talking to himself again, Wu Le spit out two words with hatred on his face: "Monster!" ”
Wu Le, who was fearless, looked at the thing in his hand, it was a blue spar, and a little light was emitted from the spar, and the whole spar was cold from the inside out. The fish-headed monster hissed, hissing and waking up the other two monsters beside him, the kobold and the pig-headed monster.
Although the three monsters stood up, they seemed to be congenitally stunted, and they limped two steps in one step, like three zombies slowly rushing towards Wu Le.
A pair of fish eyes, a pair of dog eyes, and a pair of pig eyes stared at the blue spar in Wu Le's hand, although Wu Le was a little stunned in his heart, but it was obvious that what he was holding in his hand was the life gate of the three monsters, so Wu Legao shouted: "Don't come here, if you come over again, I will drop it." Wu Legao raised the spar and made a gesture to fall.
The three monsters turned a deaf ear, as if they hadn't heard it, and they were still walking forward in a daze, as if they were conveying to Wu Le, "You fell, you fell." ”
Are they not afraid that Wu Le will smash this thing in his hand at all? Or are they not taking this thing seriously at all? No matter what, a dead horse is a live horse doctor, Wu Le picked up the spar in his hand and threw it to the ground.
The blue spar instantly split apart on the ground, and the broken spar was like scattered rhinestones under the refraction of the sun's rays.
The three monsters in front of them collapsed as if deflated, and the sound of fighting outside the door also stopped abruptly, replaced by the wails of a group of women.
Wu Le didn't know what was going on, but there was a reaction from outside, and it was a woman's voice, which should be a good thing. An emaciated figure jumped in from the hole, it was none other than the old bustard, she looked at the three fallen monsters, and then at Wu Le, in the blink of an eye, she saw the spar on the ground that was broken into seven or eight pieces, and beads of sweat the size of beans fell from her forehead, and she panicked.
Several Dao Gu then jumped in along the entrance of the cave, and when they saw the broken crystals on the ground, they all fell into despair, and sat down on the ground weakly, while the old bustard burst into tears, not knowing what to say.
Before Wu Le met, the group of people were all dead, and it seemed that he had hit their vital point. A burst of white steam rose into the air, covering Wu Le's eyes, he couldn't see anything clearly, and when the steam slowly dissipated, several old men with ugly appearances and black faces sat down in front of Wu Le.
Before he could rejoice, Wu Le felt a sharp sword on his neck, and the old bustard said viciously behind his ear: "Drunkard, you are such a poisonous hand, my sisters' decades of cultivation have all been broken by you." ”
The first time his life was threatened, Wu Ledu already felt that the sword blade had cut his skin, but he still pretended to be calm and said: "If you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself, I see those three monsters, I know that you are not as simple as a brothel, if you are willing to confess, I will also plead for you in front of my father, and strive for leniency, if you refuse, kill me, kill me, you can only die in the world, from now on, be a bunch of street rats that everyone shouts and beats, The national law of the Great Song Dynasty will not allow you evil ways to continue to exist. ”
"You don't have garlic for me!" The old bustard said angrily, "Your life is in my hands now, and you are still a dead duck with a hard mouth?" Believe it or not..." Before she could finish speaking, a heart-rending pig howl was about to break through the roof, and the monster with a pig's head didn't know when it returned to its original pig appearance, howling and running towards Wu Le and the old bustard, the old bustard was so frightened that he let go of Wu Le, but he didn't dodge, and was overturned to the ground by the angry pig, and the group of Dao Gu who were sitting on the ground next to him seemed to be completely broken, and they couldn't even stand up, let alone come over to help the old bustard get out of trouble.
The pig seemed to have a million grievances in his heart, and sprinkled it all on the bustard, and at this time the bustard could no longer care about his own safety, and shouted loudly to the group of Taoist aunts who were sitting on the ground: "You guys go quickly!" Leave me alone! We have already said that as long as something happens, we will fly separately when disaster comes, I won't blame you, go quickly! ”
Seeing this, several Dao aunts stopped entanglement, they all folded their hands, and they all disappeared after a burst of dazzling light, Wu Le didn't think about chasing, first, he couldn't catch up, his own mortal body couldn't compare to their fairy wind bones, and secondly, he captured the thief and captured the king first, and the old bustard headed by him was caught, so he was not afraid of those remnants.
The pig in front of the bustard eventually lost its strength and died after a violent storm.
The other two monsters have also changed to their original appearance, a fish and a dog, and there is no threat.
A dark shadow jumped in from the entrance of the cave, Qiao Mufeng.
Qiao Mufeng was covered with sword wounds, and he was still fighting to the death with a few Dao Aunts outside the Drunken Bali Gate, but suddenly those Dao Aunts all covered the dantian and wailed, and then jumped back into the hole where they broke out, and more than 20 Yacha were injured in varying degrees of severity, Qiao Mufeng was okay, and one brother even broke his hamstring.
Qiao Mufeng, who was covered in sword wounds, just wanted to bring this villain who was the party to justice and didn't care about the pain on his body at all. When he jumped into the hole, he saw only a dead fish, a dead dog, a dead pig, an unconscious bustard lying on the ground, and an unknown fellow whose face was covered with yellow mud and a faint smell of urine.
Wu Le was very surprised to see Qiao Mufeng come in, and went up to greet him: "Qiao Messenger, are you okay?" ”
When the man approached, Qiao Mufeng said in disbelief: "Wu... Wu Dutou? ”
Wu Le patted Qiao Mufeng's shoulder: "Ha, it's me." ”
Qiao Mufeng, who was originally full of resentment towards Wu Le who slipped away, saw Wu Le dressed strangely, standing in the enemy's lair, and said strangely: "Didn't you slip away?" How to be here. ”
Wu Le was angry and funny: "Who said I slipped away!" I just found an opportunity, sneaked into the enemy's base camp, and directly dealt them a fatal blow, you see the broken spar on the ground, according to this old bustard, that is their group of Dao aunts who have cultivated for decades, and I fell like that, and it was gone. ”
At this time, Qiao Mufeng admired Wu Le so much that he threw himself to the ground, clasped his fists with both hands, knelt down on one knee and said: "It turns out that Wu Dutou is such a talent, and the lower officials have no eyes, and they think that Wu Dutou has escaped from the battle, please punish the lower officials." ”
Wu Le smiled, didn't pick up Qiao Mufeng, and played a child's temper: "Okay, I will definitely punish you, whoever makes you look down on me like this, well, I will punish you for escorting this demon-like old bustard back to the Lizhou prison." ”
"The subordinate officer receives the order!" Qiao Mufeng was unequivocal, stood up and picked up the demon old bustard and escorted him out, and turned back to Wu Le Silly Le as he walked, Qiao Mufeng, who had always been serious in front of Wu Le, looked stupid at this time.
Wu Le touched the wound on his neck, and finally got drunk, he thought it was just a financial problem, but he didn't expect that there were still demons and monsters at work here.
When Wu Le walked out of the hole, there was no girl in the huge drunken eight miles, replaced by a series of animals such as dead fish, dead dogs, dead pigs, etc., leaving only the prostitutes who were half-covered with silk.
It seems that these drunken Bali are those Taoist aunts who use their own Taoist methods to transform animals into human forms, and then force them to do the skin and meat business, which is simply dehumanizing!
Wu Le took a handful of water and wiped the urine sludge off his face, hoping that the smell of urine would not soak into his skin, otherwise he would regret it to death. After Wu Le finished washing his face, two familiar figures stood in front of Wu Le, their faces full of grievances, which startled Wu Le: "Wu Gongzi, what's wrong with this drunk Bali, how did you become like this, and this Xiaoyu, look at it." "It was none other than the two Wu brothers, holding a white fox in their hands that was about to die, and the white fox's mouth opened and closed, looking like it was breathing hard.
Wu Le patted the shoulders of the two brothers, and said comfortingly: "Let me tell you two, the reason why you two are not enough essence, I estimate that it was sucked away by the little jade transformed into a human form by this white fox, and in the future, it will be good to make cakes, marry a wife and have children, and live a stable life. Do it yourself. ”
I don't know if the two brothers listened to it, Wu Shuang patted Wu Dan's shoulder, and the two brothers discussed that they wanted to bury the white fox in the ground, and the two brothers were really affectionate and righteous people.
The people outside the door saw the end of the fight, all gathered around, and saw that there were many animal corpses lying in the drunken eight miles, and they all talked about it, some people who had seen the world said that these animals were beaten back to their original shape, and those who had not seen the world said that this was the game on the plate in the drunken eight miles, and for a time there were different opinions, and no one gave a conclusion.
Walking out of the main gate, Wu Legao raised his arms and said loudly to the people: "Folks, this demon-ridden drunken Bali has been completely seized by our Lizhou Mansion, and the corpses of these animals you see are the sins done by this drunken Bali." The reason why we want to close Zuibali is to let the economy of the entire Lizhou develop for the better, in other words, to put more money in the hands of everyone, so that the people can really get the truth, and we must not gather all the money in the hands of a certain person or a few people as before! ”
Wu Le said, glanced at the old bustard who was pressed by Qiao Mufeng, and the lively people all followed Wu Le's eyes, and everyone understood that everything was the ghost of this vicious mother-in-law, and they all picked up the eggs and vegetable leaves in their hands and threw them at the old bustard.
Wu Le, who was kind-hearted, raised his hand to stop everyone's continued attack on the old bustard, and generously stated to the people: "I promise you that Wu Le, the gentleman you knew before, will not appear again, and in the future, as long as there is me, Wu Le, who is dedicated to the people, in Lizhou City, as long as I am one day, I will definitely keep everyone safe!" ”
There was deafening applause and applause outside the door, Wu Le could feel that this applause was not a lively applause, but everyone was applauding and praising themselves from the bottom of their hearts, for this moment, everything is worth it!
After making an impassioned speech, Wu Le also turned around and was about to go home, suddenly a hand grabbed Wu Le's shoulder, Wu Le turned around and saw that it was the person who was pulled to the corner by him to change clothes, Wu Le touched the back of his head, and said embarrassedly: "Yo, I'm sorry, I forgot to return the clothes to you, let's find a place to change the clothes back." ”
I saw that the man didn't listen to Wu Le's words, tears slowly welled up in his eyes, his mouth kept trembling, and finally hugged Wu Le: "You little turtle cub can be regarded as coming to save me!" ”