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Under the scorching sun, the door of Drunken Bali is full of people who have never been, and the visitors and prostitutes stop and can't leave, and some people are even reluctant to leave even when they are squeezed into sweat, and the person who caused this chaotic order is none other than the frequent visitor of Zuibali - Wu Le, the second young master of the Lizhou Governor's Mansion.
In the special breakfast with his father, Wu Le mentioned that although Zui Bali seems to be a simple Fengyue place, doing some leather and meat business, the taxes it pays every year are a drop in the bucket compared to its income, and the account books handed over by Zui Bali every year seem to be clean and clean, without any problems, although Dad has been an official for many years, but the finances of this Lizhou Mansion have always been a big problem, and there is nothing left after paying tribute to the imperial court every year.
In Wu Le's joking words at the time: "Dad, you have no way to be corrupt, you eat worse than chickens every day, get up earlier than chickens, sleep later than chickens, and earn less than chickens." ”
Wu Zhizhou, who was an honest and honest official, has always been suspicious, how can his second son, who is ignorant of the world and will only cause chaos for himself, know all the trivial things in the city all of a sudden. But Wu Zhizhou, who is wise and foolish, didn't ask much, the wise man is like this, as long as everything is good, why should he know everything in detail?
In addition to financial reasons, Wu Le's other idea is to get up from where he falls, his uncompetitive past life, he fell in the gentle township of Zuibali a month ago, so he has become the talk and laughing stock of the common people in Lizhou City after tea and dinner, and if he wants to wash away his notoriety, he must start from Zuibali.
At this time, Wu Le didn't bother to care about the old bustard who kept shirking his mouth, and led Qiao Mufeng and other twenty officials to get drunk.
Unexpectedly, the old bustard dodged, and as if he was doing a trick, he crossed in front of Wu Le and the others, and the water sleeve in his hand was lightly lifted, and two ribbons like hidden weapons suddenly poked out from the cuffs, which were extremely fast, and they were nailed into the pillars on both sides. Obediently, this pillar was carved from marble, and it was broken into it by an embroidered ribbon. In front of all this, Wu Le had only seen it in martial arts dramas on TV, but he didn't expect to be able to see this magic skill in the Song Dynasty.
The people who were still coaxing around just now all shouted "ho" in unison, and then fell silent. Wu Le, who has seen countless happy grievances, has never seen such skills, this old bustard has practiced the kung fu of overcoming rigidity with softness at home.
Seeing that not only Wu Le was suppressed, but even the people around him who brushed their sense of existence shut up, and the old bustard no longer concealed it, changed his face, and said fiercely: "Hey, drunkard, if you have to make a living from the old body, don't blame the old body for not remembering the old love." ”
Wu Le swallowed his saliva, if it was in modern times, if a thin monkey old lady dared to shout at Wu Le like this, then he would have been... It's been a long time ago..., forget it, Wu Le can't do anything with the old lady, although the modern old lady doesn't have a magical body, but if she really starts with an old lady, then the end is probably worse than the infamous Wu Le in his previous life, and righteous people from all walks of life will blow up Wu Le's dog's head.
I don't have time to think about this, since I came today to save my reputation, in front of so many people, it is naturally instigated, so Wu Le clenched his fists, waved his tiger guts, and shouted loudly at the old bustard who seemed to have some ability: "Straight lady thief, I know that you are the Taoist aunt who was expelled from Xu Xiaguan, and it seems that you do have some body skills today, but I want to see if you have the ability to turn the sky upside down, I don't believe it, this Great Song King Fa will not cure you." Brothers, rush inside! Wu Le scolded and scolded, and used all the ancient cursing words he learned in the wordless heavenly book.
After saying that, Wu Le lowered his head and fearlessly took the lead to rush forward.
Unexpectedly, the silver light in the sky flashed, a few touches of plain yarn, from the drunken Bali hall hanging Li He's ink treasure, broken paintings, the broken painting paper has not yet landed, a few slender figures stepped out of the paper, turning over the river and the sea like a bad wind, waiting for the dust to settle, only to see clearly, this is a few delicate and slender women's figures.
"Sister, we're here to help you." The women shouted in unison.
Looking at the figures of these people, Wu Le understood who they were, so he shouted loudly: "Everyone, if I am not mistaken, you are the other Taoist aunts who were coaxed down the mountain by this old bustard, don't make useless resistance, the law of the Great Song Dynasty will not spare every bad person." Although Wu Le recognized that these were those Taoist aunts, these people were not like the old bustard, they looked like they were in their old age, each of them was still young and jade, standing with the old bustard, more like grandma and a group of granddaughters.
"Phew, drunkard, it's useless to talk too much, look at the sword!" After saying that, everyone stabbed with their swords, and Qiao Mufeng shouted: "Be careful!" Dodging in front of Wu Le, he raised his killing rod to block a sword for Wu Le.
Wu Le, who was frightened, couldn't take care of it, he understood that if he was scared at this time, he would move the brothel to Lizhou Mansion in the future, and he shouted loudly: "Bold dog thief, even the impartial law enforcement officials dare to fight each other with swords, I have to bring you to justice one by one today." ”
The leader is so imposing, where are the soldiers under his command who are cowardly? Twenty tiger wolf yacha picked up the killing rod in their hands and smashed it forward as if they were dead.
Wu Ledi's eyes rolled, and an extra idea came to his mind, but now he obviously didn't have time to tell his brothers one by one. Wu Le estimated it in his heart, and no matter how the martial arts skills of the two sides compared, in terms of this number, Wu Le's side still has an advantage for the time being, after thinking about it, Wu Le put Qiao Mufeng, who was blocking in front of him to protect himself, gently pushed forward, signaling him to lead the nineteen brothers to fight against each other, and he drilled into the crowd and slipped away.
Sure enough, it is useless in the embroidered pillow, this weak scholar with white skin and red lips shouted seven or eight minutes, but when it was time for this key fight, he slipped away, and the second young master of Zhizhou was really unreliable, Qiao Mufeng secretly smacked Wu Le in his heart, and his anger rose from his heart, and he shouted loudly, and plunged into the battle.
The onlookers only dispersed a little, making room for some fights for this lively scene, but they never left. When they saw that Wu Du, who was the leader, was holding his head and slipped away like a mouse, everyone pointed their hands at the gallant mouse generation, and like Qiao Mufeng, they no longer looked down on the second young master of the Wu family.
Could it be that Wu Le is going to give up halfway this time? No, after Wu Le left the main battlefield, he pulled a person of similar shape who was watching the excitement next to him and ran to the corner of the street. When he ran to the corner of the street, Wu Le, who didn't have time to catch his breath, said to the man, "You, take off your clothes and let me put them on." He didn't have time to explain the reason to the man, so he could only use a commanding tone.
Not to mention, the shelf at the head of this capital is good, the man didn't say a word, he immediately took off his clothes and handed them to Wu Le, Wu Le didn't give the man much words, put on his clothes and left, but without taking two steps, Wu Le turned back to the corner of the street, looked at the loess on the ground, and had another idea.
There was only the person who was dragged over by himself, so Wu Le no longer cared about anything, took off his pants, and peed directly on the ground, after a while, this urine poured the land into yellow mud, Wu Le was not dirty, and immediately picked up the urine and wiped it on his face, and when it was smoothed, Wu Le looked up again and asked the person who was brought over inexplicably: "Can you still see that it is me?" ”
The man shook his head dumbly, looking stunned by Wu Le's manipulation.
got the answer he wanted, "makeover" Wu Le ran to the door of Drunken Bali again, but he didn't expect those heartless onlookers to see the rise, and they all cheered loudly, without thinking at all, Wu Le and his party were maintaining law and order. Tolerance is fighting for life, the wicked are slaughtering, and sure enough, it is still the best sentence - it is not about oneself to hang high.
How could that killing rod be worth a silver sword with a bright handle, plus the other party is a Dao Gu who has cultivated beyond ordinary people, Qiao Mufeng and the others gradually lost their support, and most of them were injured.
In order to cover up his route, Wu Le also applauded while leaning towards the Zuixian Building, at this time the Zuixian Building was in chaos, and the fierce fighting made many unclothed sons and girls hug their heads. Taking advantage of this chaos, Wu Le climbed up to the hole that the Dao girls had just broken out, because according to his intuition, there must be something in it, so before the incident, this group of people were squatting in it.
Wu Le turned over and took a look, there was really a cave, this cave was a complete room, because there were walls all around, only a window was opened on the top, and it was noon, and the sun shone in impartially. There were three beds in the room, and there seemed to be people lying on each bed, but the sun was dazzling, and you could only see it when you walked in.
When Wu Le took a closer look, another magical thing broadened Wu Le's horizons.