The big red lantern with the word "happy" was hung high on the gate of the royal house.

The servants of the Xiao family are skillful and experienced, and they hang red lanterns on other people's doors, and they don't show the slightest jerkiness, and they are dry at a glance.

The scarlet carpet hundreds of meters long was spread out, and there were 100,000 firecrackers crackling and ignishing, and countless copper coins smashed into the onlookers, and in an instant, there were countless more bags!

The Xiao family's domineering procedures came down, and in an instant, the neighbors and neighbors within a radius of ten miles knew that the little son of the Wang family was about to become a "glorious" son-in-law of the Xiao family.

So, the little sister of Lin Xi of the medicine woman's family shouted "Brother Yunyi", stuck her head in the cup, and almost died of laughter!

The simple little sister of the Lin family thinks that this is Wang Yu's blind eye and didn't take a fancy to her, but she fell in love with her mother's retribution!

As a result, a group of people who are optimistic about Wang Yu's future and still want to get close to the Wang family began to "affectionately" call Wang Yu "rich", "soft rice", "waste", and "little white face".

What's more, Wang Yu's mentor Guan Lao Fuzi even performed the stunt of "cutting robes and breaking righteousness" in public, and in the cheers and praises of the audience, he cut a large piece of fabric and gave it to Wang Yu as a "wedding gift", and then a mouthful of old blood spurted out three feet high to "add makeup" to Wang Yu.

It is said that the blade from the mountain chief Lu Feng and Lu Daru is on the way to be sent.

In any case, with the congratulatory gifts of the old master in hand, if nothing else, Wang Yu will be able to sleep until he wakes up naturally in the future, and he will no longer have to read the sages and sages in three and five in the morning.

Wang Yu wanted the way to the imperial examination, and he didn't need to learn politics at all, and it was already blocked.

Heaven and Earth Jun is a teacher, and the old master Guan can barely be regarded as a "teacher", and he was vomited blood at the door of Wang's house, which has already made Wang Yu bear the charge of violating etiquette.

In addition, although the dynasty does not prohibit the imperial examination of sons-in-law, those school governors who want to admit a son-in-law still need to find Liang Jingru wholesale some courage.

But none of this has anything to do with the Wang family.

There are three members of the Wang family, Wang Zhengdao and Master Wang are lying on the sickbed in a groggy state, waiting for his son to give him joy, so that he can live for another 500 years.

The old housekeeper Duan Bo was standing by Wang Zhengdao's side and serving diligently.

As for the groom, Wang Yu, he was simmered by a group of strong women with a height of eight feet and a waist circumference of eight feet on the bottom of the clear soup pot, until the whole body was red, and then smeared with oil and salt dipping sauce - oh, it was rouge gouache.

So the huge Wang family sang the protagonist at this time, and it turned out to be someone from the Xiao family.

Look at the auspicious time, a big red sedan chair carried by eight people rushed into the Wang family, and Wang Yu, who was tied and bundled like a courier, was carried out by three strong women, and "carefully" threw it into the sedan chair, and began to staggered towards the Xiao family.

Listening to the rhythmic cheers and the neat and uniform "call" along the way, Wang Yu felt bitter, but Wang Yu didn't say it!

Wang Yu wanted to be loud and shouted, "Rob the people and force the good to be the son-in-law......

It's a pity that my mouth is blocked, I just caught a cold when I took a bath, and I have a little nasal congestion and runny nose, and it is difficult to breathe, and it has become a luxury to live......

The breathing became weaker and weaker, the mind became more and more dizzy, and when he was about to be crossed again, Wang Yu began to reflect, this is the reincarnation of cause and effect, this is retribution!

Wang Yu was arrogant and domineering, he once led his mercenary group to sabotage Princess Windsor's wedding, and robbed other people's dowry, but he didn't take a piece of people's blood, and now, Princess Windsor's curse has come through time and space.

Is this a wedding destined to see blood?

I endure!

Endure ordinary people can't bear it, only then is a big husband!

Wang Yu continues to do psychological construction for himself, the difficulties are only temporary, as long as he recovers his 30% strength of "medicine for 3,000 lives", a weight loss pill with a long aftertaste, you can let those female strong men know how powerful they are.

If you don't reduce you to supermodels and pork ribs, this beam will never be finished today!

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There is a huge band of hundreds of people along the way, blowing and playing is very lively, and what is louder than the earth-shaking suona is the word "call" shouted by all the people.

When Wang Yu staggered down from the sedan chair, he thought he had come to the scene of a large-scale talk show.

Wang Yu escaped death, and after psychological construction all the way, he was ready to go on stage to pick up guests.

Wang Yu decided to greet everyone earnestly and tell everyone the good news that he was still alive, Wang Yu waved at everyone: "Hello everyone, where is the applause?" Where are the cheers? Let me see your enthusiasm! ”

Everyone in the Xiao family ......

Guests......

Old man Xiao firmly believes that the guests who gather in the streets and alleys are all coming for the Xiao family, and Wang Yu's status as a son-in-law does not need to entertain guests, so naturally there are Xiao family brothers to receive him, and Wang Yu can rest in the wing room until he starts to worship the church.

What a conscientious decision this is, Old Man Xiao didn't care about Wang Yu's mentally retarded performance at all, so that Wang Yu's dream of being divorced was once again disappointed.

The Xiao family is still very humane, and after untying Wang Yu in the wing, they also provided some tea and cakes to satisfy Wang Yu's hunger.

Caring for mentally handicapped children is the proper meaning of a benevolent family like the Xiao family.

Wang Yu's stupid performance successfully made the Xiao family relax their vigilance.

Because he had arrived at the Xiao family, the 45-yard red embroidered shoes took the female warriors under his command to eat and drink, and there was only a little maid named Pixing left in the wing room to take care of Wang Yu.

It's impossible to get the star to let him go!

Even though Wang Yu has the confidence to fool the lame star and let the other party become his little fan sister and little fan, and obediently let himself go, the consequence of doing so will be that the poor star who is still very smart and beautiful will be affected.

The practice of hurting beautiful female fans is seriously not in line with Wang Yu's character of pity and cherishing jade!

Wang Yu decided to use a more direct method, knock out the mercy star with a stick, and then escape from prison!

Taking advantage of the fact that Pian Xing had been watching the juggling performance in the courtyard, Wang Yu moved, pounced on it as quickly as a rabbit, raised his palm, and prepared to cut it on the main artery of Pi Xing's neck with a hand knife.

Wang Yu used this trick thousands of times in his previous life, and he was extremely familiar with it, and he never missed a single time.

However......

saw that Lian Xing turned back suddenly, and even had time to smile sweetly at Wang Yu, and then reached out and grabbed Wang Yu's cut palm knife, twisted it vigorously, turned around and crossed it with a big back, Wang Yu flew out and landed heavily in the corridor.

When flying in the air, Wang Yu's mind was confused.

Women, sure enough, are all deceitful!

Wang Yu was lying in the corridor, looking up at the sky, the sky was really blue for a long time.

Wang Yu smelled freedom.

Although the process is not satisfactory, this is not the point, and there is no need to pay attention to it......

However, the result was good, Wang Yu finally escaped from that side room, didn't he?

As soon as Wang Yu wanted to get up, one arm stretched out, and he dragged Wang Yu up from the ground with his neck.

There is no orchid fragrance, this is not the taste of a familiar strong woman.

A handsome little guy of fifteen or sixteen years old easily put Wang Yukang on his shoulders and sent him into the wing.

Wang Yu choked speechlessly at the back of the beautiful little man, sure enough, the power of the working people is infinite, and the power of people who work all day long is at least not something that a useless little scholar like himself can compete with.

Wang Yu's confidence is rapidly disappearing......

When the forces that depend on it suddenly collapse......

What do I have left besides my looks?

At this moment, Wang Yu was very hurt!

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The little maid Pixing squatted down, tilted her head and looked at Wang Yu with some curiosity and pity, and suddenly let out a lament.

"Sure enough, she sympathized with my plight and was fascinated by my looks."

At this moment, Wang Yu understood the resentment in the little girl's eyes, she admired me, but she was worried about the gap between our identities......

"Come on, I don't mind being robbed by you until your master's "evil spirit" is mastered!" Wang Yu's heart was full of thoughts of sacrificing his life for righteousness.

At this moment, the little maid moved and didn't allow Wang Yu to refuse at all, so she picked up Wang Yu and put him in front of the dresser......

"Is this to give me a thrush? Bad interest! "Wang Yu's spirit is going farther and farther.

But he didn't expect Pixing to take a white cloth soaked in cold water and paste it on Wang Yu's face.

Lian Xing wiped it vigorously, quickly wiped off the rouge moisture on Wang Yu's face that was smeared indiscriminately by the female heroes, and restored Wang Yu's somewhat sickly pale face.

Lian Xing examined Wang Yu again, took out a box of rouge with the scent of roses, and applied it quickly and evenly on Wang Yu's cheeks. After a while, Lian Xing untied Wang Yu's bun again, carefully combed Wang Yu's hair, put on a small jasper crown, and inserted a white jade gold-inlaid hairpin.

After doing all this, Lian Xing looked at Wang Yu, there was indescribable loneliness in his eyes, and he muttered: "This is finally worthy of my sister, and it can be considered okay!" ”

Wang Yu naturally didn't know why Pian Xing went crazy and put on makeup again, but after two armed blows, Wang Yu decided to shut up and no longer provoke this violent little girl called Pi Xing.

An hour later, it was finally time for the church.

Wang Yu walked into the hall under the leadership of the prime minister, and the pointing of the guests was naturally indispensable, but he also heard many female guests whispering in private: "What a handsome little gentleman, people want to have a ......."

Although Wang Yu is narcissistic, he thinks that his current appearance can score 80 points, which makes many female guests feel "amazing", but he can't do it, and it is a somewhat neurotic and violent little maid of the Xiao family who gave him a glamorous and beautiful look.

Wang Yu doesn't know why Lian Xing did this, and now he has no time to delve into it, what Wang Yu is about to face is his "wife" in this life, Miss Xiao Shiyun.

The music sounded, a suona pressed everything, and the Miss Xiao family walked slowly in the sound of joy.

Although it is a recruitment, Miss Xiao still adheres to the tradition of women marrying in the Great Song Empire, and in the midst of thousands of calls, surrounded by Xi Po and maids, the lotus step moved lightly, walked through the long red carpet, and came to the wedding hall.

Wang Yu and Xiao Shiyun met for the first time.

Behind the rich peony fan, under the phoenix crown bead curtain, is a picturesque face.

Just by glancing through the gap in the bead curtain, Wang Yu felt his heart beat faster.

Where is this "evil spirit"?

It's a fortune!

It's a sucking of the marrow!

The woman who walked towards Wang Yu was a fairy in the painting and a person in mind!

Even with Wang Yu's rich experience in the entertainment industry in his last life, he has to admit the beauty of the woman in front of him.

To make an inappropriate analogy, it's like the widowed sister when she was young, the cool sister before plastic surgery, who is on a video with you, or carefully retouches her makeup, and videos with you after opening a tenth-level beauty.

Bang bang - bang bang, Wang Yu's heart was violently stirred, a feeling of being smashed by Cupid's hammer.

For a moment, Wang Yu even felt a little stupid, as a wealthy businessman, the daughter of the Xiao family would naturally evolve in genetic improvement, how could it be unsightly?

I don't know the idea of my wife and beauty wanting to escape from marriage, and I really have a fight with Dong Ge's cheating!

Stupid!

Wang Yu is deeply analyzing his mistakes in the soul!

At this moment, Wang Yu suddenly felt that the things in Xiao Shiyun's arms were a little dazzling.

Here's a special explanation, what Xiao Shiyun is in her arms naturally does not refer to the things in Xiao Shiyun's stomach, Xiao Shiyun will never come out to worship Wang Yu with a big belly.

Even if she is unmarried and pregnant, Xiao Shiyun will give birth to a child, and then pick up an auspicious day of the zodiac and let Wang Yu be the pick-up man, which is in line with the style of the big families of the Great Song Empire.

Although the Xiao family has a lot of wealth, it has not yet reached the point where they can cover the sky with one hand and let their unscrupulous daughter come out to worship with a big belly, which is the treatment only available to the royal family or foreigners such as Khitan, Jin, and Goryeo.

"Xiao Shiyun" was holding a white jade brand, and the jade plate was engraved with the words "Xiao's small character poetry" in gold lacquer.

This seems to be a spirit card, right?!

Wang Yu was blindfolded in an instant!

I feel like I've been smashed from heaven to hell!