After carefully analyzing the current situation, it is obviously impossible to summon the divine dragon to destroy the two old foxes.

However, in order to escape the fate of becoming a son-in-law, especially when the Xiao family "wards off evil spirits", Wang Yu can run away from home and leave as soon as he comes.

After making up his mind, Wang Yu walked out of the house, walked in front of the No. 2 old fox with his chest held high, and did not pinch his eyelids at the No. 1 old fox who was lying on the sickbed and counting on himself to give him joy, and then let him live for another five hundred years.

The sages once said: Some people are dead, he is still alive, and some people are alive, he has hung up......

Wang Yu waved his hand in a dashing manner: No. 1 old fox, there is something to burn paper! Oh, that's wrong, there's something WeChat! Anyway, if there's something to do, don't dangle in front of me!

Wang Yu returned to his room, sat quietly for a while, and carefully scrutinized the details of his actions to avoid making the wrong choice in an irrational situation.

It's just that when he thought of the power of the Xiao family's daughter to "ward off evil spirits", Wang Yu quickly cheered up, changed into a set of arrow sleeve robes that were easy to move around, but not conspicuous at all, and went out with the Analects in his hand.

It is important to note here that when dressing up, a copy of the Analects is very important!

(This should be written into the Han and Song Dynasty version of the spy manual, and I will take the exam later!) ）

A book of Analects highlights Wang Yu's identity, and a book of Analects for readers goes all over the world! You don't have to worry about trivial things like roads and money.

Walking out of the room where he had lived for more than ten years, Wang Yu remembered something, turned his head and walked back, and once again looked affectionately at the handsome boy with red teeth and white teeth in the bronze mirror, and praised "You are so handsome" from the bottom of his heart, and instantly regained his confidence as an ace agent. Only then did he tidy up his clothes and go out elegantly and calmly.

Although he was going to run away from home, although he was going to run away from marriage, from the moment Wang Yu stepped out of his bedroom, he began to demand himself with the self-cultivation of a spy, no matter whether anyone saw it or not, he should be regarded as walking the red carpet in Cannes, smiling, holding his head up, looking ahead, and his steps should be peaceful and firm.

Even if you are a few dozen steps away from the freedom you yearn for, you can't be in a hurry, you must have a calm mind, behave gracefully, and every move must reveal the spirit that a Confucian protégé should have.

It's just that as soon as Wang Yu stepped out of the door, he heard a woman's delicate call:

"Da Lang, it's time to take medicine!"

With just such a throat, Wang Yu exploded, his whole body was stiff, and the spine was cold and cold.

Wang Yu struggled to maintain a stiff smile on his face, turned his head mechanically, looked for prestige, and saw a woman in her thirties who was quite beautiful, gracefully walking over.

The woman's footsteps were firm and powerful, and the black decoction in her hand exuded a strong medicinal fragrance from afar.

The woman was approaching step by step, and Wang Yu was retreating step by step.

With the woman's firm steps, Wang Yu began to sweat on his head, his legs trembled, and he retreated in defeat, panicked under his feet, tripped on the threshold, and retreated into the room.

The woman followed closely behind, chased into the bedroom, closed the door casually, and handed the medicine bowl in her hand to Wang Yu, "Come, Da Lang, it's time to take medicine!" ”

At this moment, Wang Yu thought of Wu Dalang, who was lying on the bed lonely and helpless, and at this moment, Wang Yu remembered Tang Zhongzong on the sickbed......

This bowl of heart-wrenching, earth-shattering eight-treasure tonic soup - resolutely can't be drunk!

"Aunt Sun, I want to go to the toilet!" Nervous, Wang Yu only thought of the trick of urinating.

"No, you don't want to!" The medicine woman was holding the medicine bowl and pressing forward step by step, and Wang Yu had already retreated into a dead corner.

"Ginseng, astragalus, shou wu, coptis chinensis, deer antler, centipede, longhorn beetle, safflower, soaked in the red of the eighteen-year-old daughter for three days, and fried into one bowl with the mountain spring water of Nanshan, only to achieve this pair of eight treasures tonic soup - exclusive to your eight treasures tonic soup!"

The medicine woman reported the name of the medicine affectionately, and slowly approached Wang Yu.

"No, it's not the eighteen-year-old daughter Red!"

There is no way back, you can only face it positively!

Wang Yu quickly adjusted his mentality, raised his sword eyebrows, and flirted at the woman's eyebrows. When the medicine woman was stunned and her face flushed, she reached out and took the medicine bowl, sniffed it deeply, closed her eyes and said leisurely: "Just an hour ago, it has been nineteen years!" - It's all rancid! ”

"No wonder it smells of swill, that's not the point!"

The medicine woman sniffed on her body, "I thought it was the smell of the old lady, huh?" What kind of eyes do you have? ”

The medicine woman suddenly "shyly" covered the vital parts.

Wang Yu......

Your clothes are very tight on a cold day, okay!

"Alas, I forgot, it's not twenty-nine years old...... Fanghua died early, and Xiao Langjun couldn't even look down on it! ”

The medicine woman felt self-pity and self-love, looked at Wang Yu "shyly", and suddenly slapped the table with a "bang", "Boy, these are not the point, ignore, ignore, the point between us is that another year has passed, don't forget to pay the old lady for medicine!" ”

Sister Lin suddenly became a female man, and Wang Yu was instantly overjoyed: "I'm ready to pay ...... debt"

"Huh?"

"I have a publicly-funded medical ......"

"Oh?!"

The medicine woman only used two words, Wang Yu couldn't go on, and obediently took out a certain amount of gold, which was Wang Yu's only private money, and it was also the fund for running away from home.

The medicine woman took it casually, and began to get nervous again, rubbing it on her face affectionately with the gold ingot, and sighed: "Time is like a plastic surgery knife, and it is beautiful again!" The slave family will call Sun beautiful in the future! - Dalang, it's time to take medicine! ”

Wang Yu......

"You shameless King Yan! Do you want to force Liang - take medicine? ”

In order not to be disgusted to death by Sun Meimei, Wang Yu brought the medicine bowl to his mouth, and instantly a smell of Changsha's famous international snacks came to his nose......

That's really ......

There is a husky in the front and Garfield in the back......

What Wang Yu was holding in his hand was naturally not arsenic or crane top red, but a bowl of great tonic medicine, which was said to be the prescription left by Wang Yu's mother.

As long as he drinks this bowl of great tonic medicine, Wang Yu will be sour and numb from his bones, and he will not feel the taste other than sour and bitter for at least half an hour.

For the sake of health, Wang Yu usually endured this thing, but now, Wang Yu is shouldering the responsibility of escaping marriage, and this medicine must not be drunk.

Wang Yu nervously thought about countermeasures and decided to turn defense into offense.

Isn't it just Biao's acting skills?

I'm a spy who will die if I don't play well, and I'll be afraid of your Sun Meimei?

The medicine bowl was casually placed on the table, and she smiled heartily at the medicine woman, revealing eight shell teeth, and said with a confused look: "Aunt Sun, look at my eyes - am I beautiful?" ”

The widow of the medicine woman has lived for many years, and Wang Yu fought hard to get out, and even used hypnotism to hypnotize the other party.

Wang Yu's eyes lit up, and he looked directly into the eyes of the medicine woman, and said leisurely in a specific rhythm: "You are already sleepy, you are sleepy!" Get a good night's sleep in my bed, relax – relax, get a good night's sleep! ”

Hypnotism was learned by Wang Yu with a peer, so that when he had enough time, he could torture information without revealing a trace.

It's just that Wang Yu didn't expect that Yao Po's mental power was very strong, and she could still maintain her consciousness under Wang Yu's hypnotism with all her might.

Wang Yu said: "You want to sleep, sleep!" ”

The medicine woman's eyes were a little confused: "No, I don't want to sleep, you ...... take medicine!" ”

Seeing that the medicine woman showed signs of struggling, Wang Yu turned his heart sideways and directly knocked the medicine woman on the wall, the two of them could smell the breath before, and held back the taste of the leek box in the medicine woman's mouth, Wang Yu stared at the medicine mother-in-law's eyes and said, "You want to sleep!" ”

The medicine woman's face was a little ashamed, "No, I don't want to!" ”

Wang Yu approached again, "No, you want to!" ”

The medicine woman really couldn't resist Wang Yu's male charm, and was pressed by Wang Yu on the neck carotid artery, and fell down as soon as her eyes were closed.

Well, hypnotism works so well!

……

Wang Yu stretched out his hand to hold it, and picked up the medicine mother-in-law horizontally and put it on the soft collapse in the room.

We are conscientious people, for the sake of you being your mother's best friend and not getting involved with the bad old man, and for the sake of drinking your decoction for three years, we will never let you sleep on the ground and catch a cold.

Don't think that I'm thinking about your little sister Lin Xi who hasn't even grown hair!

It is said that the medicine mother-in-law is in her thirties, and her figure is not out of shape at all, the peaks and peaks are undulating, and her body is still very light. Wang Yu recalled the amazing touch in his hand and sighed: "Like Lin Xi, the skin of mother and daughter is so good!" ”

As soon as I turned my head, I saw a pair of bright and angry eyes.

"Brother Yunyi, you ...... Shame on you! ”

The girl Xi ran away like crazy with a word, and didn't even think about saving her mother from the fire.

"Huh? Lin Xi, who do you say is shameless? ”

Wang Yu was very innocent, but he didn't bother to explain, smiled slightly, and showed a row of neat teeth, "Misunderstanding is misunderstanding!" In order to escape marriage, even hypnotism is such a high-level as use, is it easy for me? It's really a lifetime to see "evil spirits"! ”

Again scolded Miss Xiao, who was going to "marry", Wang Yu gently closed the door, took a few steps to the courtyard wall, and as long as he climbed over the courtyard wall, he escaped and ascended to heaven.

Looking left and right at no one, Wang Yu used Wudang Tiyun Zong, stepped on the right instep with his left foot - oh, no, he stepped on the wall twice, and half of his body fell on the wall after using his parkour skills.

As soon as Wang Yu showed half of his body and looked down, he heard a terrible roar from under the wall: "Ghost! ”

The third grandson of Lao Litou's family next door screamed, and with a shake of the roasted sweet potato that he had eaten in his hand, he flew towards Wang Yu, who had just popped out half of his head.

Half a roasted sweet potato Wang Yu is naturally not afraid, but if it is stained with the snot of the third grandson, the situation is different.

It's a biochemical attack!

Wang Yu was shocked, his hand loosened and fell from the courtyard wall again, who knew that his feet were weak, and he knelt directly on one knee, and his foot was broken!

"Damn, who the hell dug a trap here?"

As soon as Wang Yu scolded, he remembered that this trap was his work when he was a child.

I didn't expect that after so many years, the quality is still so good!

Sure enough, it is a masterpiece of conscience of the craftsmen of a great country.

As for such a thing, how can you blame the person who dug the trap?

If there was no family affair of the Xiao family, would Wang Yu climb the wall?

Wang Yu doesn't climb the wall, can he fall off the wall?

If you don't fall down, can you step on the trap and break your foot?

Wang Yu is by no means shirking responsibility, this is an objective analysis of the facts and cause and effect.

It seems that this family business is not advisable!

It's just a matter of discussing relatives, and everything is not going well before seeing the "evil spirit", who dares to marry such a strange woman?

Wang Yu has strengthened his belief in escaping marriage, what is the point of breaking his foot? Even if you climb, you have to climb far!

Leaning against the wall, he lifted the injured right foot, and gave himself a massage without changing his face, only to hear a crisp click, and the sprained right foot had been pushed into position.

Wang Yu took two steps with a resolute face, and instantly gave up Plan A to evacuate over the wall, it was too painful, and then jumped over the wall?

…… It's better to marry "evil spirits"!

……

Agents rarely have smooth sailing on their missions, and at this time, Plan B must be activated!

With tenacity and perseverance far beyond ordinary people, Wang Yu endured the pain under his feet and walked towards the main gate!

The faded door creaked open, and Wang Yu found the anomaly just by taking a look.

Outside the main gate of the Wang family, there were eight servants dressed in cyan power suits and wearing Xiao character waist cards.

Seeing Wang Yu show his head, everyone's eyes swept over, and his spirit was much better than that of the special service bodyguards of the United States......

Was it discovered?

It doesn't matter, don't be cowardly at this time, just go through it casually!

Wang Yu took out his peak acting skills, and wanted to calmly walk through the "bodyguard" jungle, so he listened to the uniform roar:

"Uncle Wan'an, serve my uncle!"

Wang Yu......

Damn Old Man Xiao, he really came prepared!

In order to marry my granddaughter, I even sent someone to block the door of my house!

There must be a conspiracy in this......

It only took 0.1 seconds for Wang Yu to come to a scientific conclusion that the "evil spirit" must be a majestic woman with a height of two feet, a tiger's back and a bear's waist, eyes like copper bells, and a mouth like a hanging basin.

This only strengthened Wang Yu's determination to escape from marriage!

It's just blocking the door, Plan B is stranded, and I still have Plan C!

As a decent scholar, Wang Yu chose the easiest way to deal with it, and walked towards the side door of the backyard - the dog cave next to it.

As an agent, as an ace agent, completing the task comes first, and at this time, don't think about the inconsequential little question of demeanor or not.

Fortunately, Wang Yu's body has not grown at the moment, and after a set of actions of inhaling, tucking his abdomen, shrinking his body, and standing up, the dog hole is drilled clean and neat, and even half of the corner of his clothes has not been touched.

Although there was only a wall apart, Wang Yu, who had just drilled out of the dog hole, seemed to smell the fragrance of grass.

That's the taste of freedom!

It's like landing in a small town in Switzerland from the imperial capital wrapped in haze, and the nose is filled with the smell of Lancôme perfume with floral and fruity notes on the first-class flight attendant, rather than the Chanel gardenia fragrance of the economy class flight attendant.

"Uncle, the slave family and others have been waiting here for a long time!"

The sound was as clear and pleasant as a yellow bird, and Wang Yu, who had just gotten out of the dog cave and had not yet gotten up, fell on a pair of red embroidered shoes with a foot of forty-five yards.

There was still half a red apple on the red embroidered shoes, which was the fruity fragrance that had just misled Wang Yu, Wang Yu looked up, up, and then up, and what he saw was a bloody mouth and behind the goldfish eyes, hidden palm-wide chest hair.

Seeing Wang Yu's horrified gaze, a sturdy woman who could make a cameo appearance as a matchmaker without makeup, raised her meat-like waist, smiled at Wang Yu, and said in a voice like Huang Li: "Xiao Langjun is about to get married, where else to look?" It's a shame to die! ”

Forty-five yards of red embroidered shoes said, and did not forget to wave the pink silk handkerchief embroidered with mandarin ducks at the two strong women behind him who were more round-shouldered and round, and covered his mouth and said: "Come on, take the aunt of the Xiao family away from the slave, boil the pot and boil the water-wash and peel the ......."

When two strong women with a height of eight feet and a waist circumference of eight feet stretched out their big slaps like a fan and stood up to the weak Wang Yu, Wang Yu was desperate in his heart.

For the first time, Wang Yu understood the deep meaning of the grasshopper shaking the tree.

In front of everyone's eyes, Wang Yu was dragged into the cave by the three female monsters without resistance, oh, it was the Wang family's bathhouse.

In the bathhouse, a huge iron pot has been erected, when the forty-five yards of red embroidered shoes, closed the goldfish eyes, pleasantly smelled the smell of the pot steam, and slightly insufficient to add a handful of shallots and coriander to the boiling water, Wang Yu, who was unswerving, knelt without looking back.

"Xiaosheng is willing to marry, and the three sisters have received magical powers!"

Wang Yu is a person full of discipline, rather than being ravaged by three strong women with big shoulders and round waists and big mouths with pig hair brushes, it is better to face a person who is lonely to "ward off evil spirits"!

If I don't go to hell, who will?