After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, a lively and relaxing mist slowly rose in the air, which gradually dispersed.

It was suggested that each person should tell a new joke that they had never heard before, and at the same time summarize the philosophy and moral of it.

Everyone applauded, and those who did not applaud would be punished with a cup. There are also those who are known as joke baskets in the seat frowning, but it is the job of writers to bring forth the new!

The proposer first said one: It is said that a civil servant surnamed Wang, who is middle-aged, is honest and dull, and does not know how to receive and give gifts, so he has been repeatedly excluded.

In addition to being depressed, he invested half of his life savings in the stock market, hoping to respond to the party's call to increase property income.

The clinker stock market plummeted, and the old capital was lost. Misfortune is not a one-way street, and he is forced to lose his job. All thoughts were lost, and he decided to take a risk and rob the bank at night.

When I arrived at the door of a bank, I saw a group of people queuing up under the black pressure, and I didn't think much about it, so I went straight up and broke through, but I was unexpectedly dragged by a person and said: "Line up behind!" Mr. Wang said angrily: "I robbed the bank!" What a queue! The man laughed, "What do you think we're doing?" They are all here to rob the bank! Those who come to do this are civilized people! But everything has to come first, right? Speaking civility and politeness starts with me! After everyone laughed, he said: "This story tells us: First, China's stock market is fiercer than a tiger, not for ordinary people. Second, the ancient Chinese civilization has a long history and is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people! The crowd laughed again, tasted the taste, and applauded again.

Everyone toasted. Lao Tian, who was full of red light, stretched out his head with blazing eyes and said, "I'll have one too!" It is said that one day on the streets of the city, a middle-aged woman suddenly grabbed a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes, and whispered: Big brother, you are rude to me! The man was shocked, and said while struggling: I have been responsible for half my life, and I have never done anything lacking morality, in broad daylight, do you want to harm me?! The woman said: Please, big brother, it's rude, you can't run away anyway, or I'll call the police to see who he believes?! The man said: I don't know you, I have no grudges or hatreds, why do you want to harm me? Besides, you give me a reason to be indecent first~~ Are you young or beautiful?! The woman said: I don't care! Even if you don't do anything, I'm going to yell at you! Do you want your wife to be separated and your family to break up? The man broke out in a cold sweat. The woman then said: Unless you give me 200 yuan, I will let you go, which is a drop in the bucket for you! The man hurriedly took out 200 yuan and handed it to the woman, just to get rid of it quickly. The girl held up the money and still shouted: Haha, it's rude, it's a hooligan! The police were finally summoned and questioned the man: You are so bold! In broad daylight, you dare to do such a thing like a dog? The man said aggrievedly: I didn't do anything! Police: Why did you give her money if you didn't do anything wrong? The man completely collapsed, bowed his head and was speechless, and was fined 500 with the police to the police station. The police turned around and looked for the woman to go back to record a statement, and suddenly an ambulance braked suddenly, and a few white coats got down and put the woman on the shelf, explaining to the police: This patient escaped from the mental hospital while the medical staff were napping, and we have been looking for her for a long time! When everyone was laughing and staggering, Lao Tian suddenly slapped the table and said loudly: Seriously, I haven't finished talking yet. The philosophical summary of this story: if the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if people are cheap, they will be invincible! Also, that man is me! Looking back, the huge wine table was empty, and everyone was drunk and fell to the ground!