Touching late-night courtship calls
At two o'clock in the evening, the phone rang.
F: Hey, who?
M: Don't speak, you'll know exactly who I am. You just have to listen to me! Arashi, my dear, it took me three days to muster up the courage to call you! You may not know where I am now. I'll tell you that I'm standing on the rooftop of the tallest building in our city. The cold wind blew me away, but my hot heart was hot and wanted to burst! Don't get me wrong, I don't want to kill myself, on the contrary, I want to start a wonderful life from this moment on! I just want to shout out a sentence buried deep in my heart in front of the vast sky, the secluded and thick earth, and the sleeping beings below: I love you! I love you!! I love you!!!
F: You····· You're not sick, are you?
M: You're right! I have a terminal illness~~ I can't help but love you, it's the cancer of my life! It has spread to every inch of my skin, to every bone marrow! Moreover, I solemnly reiterate: I refuse any treatment, whether it is injections, medicines, surgery, chemotherapy, and jumping gods, I refuse all of them! If it is a mistake to love you, I am willing to make a mistake again and again, and I will have no regrets when I am knocked to the ground and step on 10,000 feet; If loving you is a sin, I'd rather be beaten into eighteen layers of hell and still look up to the sky and smile!
F: But ······
M: No, you have no choice, marrying me is the only way out! Let us hold hands and go through the ups and downs of life together, even if it is lightning and thunder, I will use my thin shoulders to shelter you from the wind and rain; Let's join hands to cross the long night of life, even if it is dark, I will use my bald brain to illuminate the ditches and bumps on the way forward! If, in case you reject this hot heart of mine, then I will not hesitate to jump from here and make this the end of my life!
Female (surprised): Don't ······ Don't! Listen to me·······
Male (proud): Hehe, you don't have to say anything! I know you can't bear me, love me as much as I love you! When gray hair is gray, we will smile and remember today! Evil! I want to know you and live a long life. There are no tombs in the mountains, the rivers are exhausted, the thunder and earthquakes in winter, the rain and snow in summer, the heaven and the earth are combined, and you dare to be with you!
F: I am so touched by you! But I still can't marry you, because I already have children!
Male (shocked): Kid? No'''''' isn't it? And with whom? I'm going to break that kid to pieces!
F: With my husband, of course!
M: Where did a husband pop up again?! Your future husband can only and must be me!!
F: You always interrupt me, in fact, I always want to tell you~~~ You made the wrong call!
M: Huh?! Oh, my God!!! Doodoo ·····